Presque Isle High School - Ship Yearbook (Presque Isle, ME)

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26 P. I. H. S. SHIP Mr. Cunningham Qwhile talking to the seniorsj: Just put down either yes or rw, Yes will mean yes and no will mean nof' Arnold Harmon Qlookingi at the whispering squad list for Room Sixll Henry Ruark going to the whisper- ing squad again! Oh, Miss Fillmore, Henry can't help whispering. He's just bursting with vocabulary! Mr. Jenkins at Girls' Glee 'Club re- hearsal: Now, when you go up on the stage- the other night- Iris Guiou: Two weeks from to- day our boys go down state to the tournament and they begin playing tomorrow! Miss Conant in senior English: IiWhO was the Princess? Helene Folsom: t'The Pink Ele- phant. QSome size for a catlj It won't take long for Berrie to change her name to Perry. 1Mr. Loring in agriculture class: Nothing is said about feeding poul- try to hens. 'Mr. McGaughy in civics class: Describe the outcome of garbage collected in a town. Lewellyn Martin: There's a lot of it. HOLLYWOOD REPRESENTA- TIVES IN P. I. H. S. Roscoe Ates-Mr. Cunningham Wallace Berry-Bunny White. Joan Crawford-Autice Wilder. Bing Crosby-Rodney Benjamin. Stuart Erwin-Edward Craig. Skeets Gallagher-Arthur Brown. Greta Garbo-Leona Crandall. Oliver Hardly-Louis Bouchard. Mickey Mouse-Mr. Connor. Ramon Novarro-Eddie Sherlock. Tarzan+Clarence Burnett. Lawrence Tibbett-Mr. Jenkins. The Four Marx Brothers-Carl Grant, Glenwood Kierstead, Bernard Nick- erson and Ralph Walton. Why does Elizabeth always fblush, Whenever we dare to mention Bus? Why does Buddy beam with joy, Whenever we mention Pomeroy? Why does Dawn always act fun- HY, If we happen to mention Bunny? Class Giant-Ralph Sweetser. Class Midget-Carmen Albert. Class Brains-Hubert Shaw. Class Musician-Verdelle Clark. Class Bluff-Nena Sharpe. Class Noise-Norma Berrie. Class Looks-Tim Thompson. Class Athletes-Clarence Burnett and Margaret Dow. Class Class Orator-Leona Crandall. Twins-Marjorie Tompkin and Katherine Maxfield. Class Wit-Helen Boyle. Class Vamp-Avis Rodrigue. Class Belle-Pauline lPatterson. Class Beau-Richard! Sweetser. Class Dlebator-Philip Christie. Class Giggler-Genevieve Hayes. Class Worker-Dudley Ashby. Class Sport-Janet Mrorneault. Class Artist-Helene Folsom. The following question was asked in a civics test: What is the defini- tion of the Lame Duck Congress ? Among the answers weref There wene 36 Democrats and 12 Republi- cans and after a while they caught the duck. When a law is being pass- ed the lame duck trys to keep them from passing it. The law said that they would have to shoot the duck or pay a fine.

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v g B.I.I:IiS. SHIP 25 nu- 1 r g 1 y ay I S233 GHINDS Arthur Brown Cupon receiving his rank cardb: 'Tm so disappointed! I tried so hard to get all Big D's., and I got one little cl 'Clarence Burnett fgiving a maga- zine report in senior Englishj 1 Then there's the fashion section: this shows coats and dresses and things girls and women ought to wear. Katherine Harris at a basketball game: There's Shirley Nye, the- per- fect horsewoman, and she's even got her harness on! Mr. Chamberlain in biolo-gy class: 'The bee is the fastest insect. Harold Forgie: Can't a horse run faster than a bee ? Pearline Lovering ftelling about a person who was taking a post-gradu- ate coursej: Yes, he-'s taking a B. Oli! Why does Dot Delong prefer Fords to fPackards ? Mr. McGaughyf How do you know you've forgotten what you knew? Latin student: Caesar loved the Irish. Miss Fillmore: Why? Latin student: When he came to the Rhine he proposed to Bridget. Barbara Hutcheon to Catherine Gordon: Oh, you newer like a per- son who has any brains! Irving lDlewitt: That's why she likes me! Mr. Chamberlain in biology class: Why is the head of an insect ion the anterior endl? Ada Crandall: To balance the posteriodf'

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f W n F W W P. I. SHIP 27 lDawn Rediker's favorite story: Bunny Rabbit. Have you read French Made Easyl' by Margaret Wood ? Shirley Nye fwalking anound a cor- nerlz 'APu11 in your neck, kid, we'ne going around a turn! Miss McKusick in American his- tory: Who was another man? Helen Boyle: Paine, Miss McKusick: Yes, but not that pain! Mr. McGaughy: Uiand uit is fun t-or read friction. Hillston Kilcollins Cin freshman algebraj: Miss Johnson, I cou1'clln't find anything about pollywogsf' Irving Dewitt in American history: VVhere did the Battle of Saratoga take place? Mr. Loring Qdiscussing certain quali- ties in milky: One could live for- ever on bread and milk. , Mr. McGuaghy: Walton, what does a man pick for when picking a wife? Ralph Walton: I don't know, I never picked one. Miss McKusick in American his- tory: What do we connect with the date of 1793? Elwood Harmon: The War of 1'8- 12. 'Miss Conant Ccorrecting senior Eng- lish papersl: Ive -ffound everything here except that Lindbergh's child is Babe Ruth. Mr. McGaughy in American his-- tory: What is the difference between tariffs and taxes ? . 'Clarence Burnett: They're spelled differently. Autice Wilder: Dio you know the easiest way to get up in the morn- ing ? Shirley Nye fswallowing it hook, line, and sinkerjf No, how? Autice Wilder: Get out of bled! Miss McKusick in American his- tory: What railroad was completed in 1869? Elwood Harmon: The A. V. R. R. Miss Conant in senior English: VVhat is the meaning iof U. S. S. R.? 'Walter Shaw: United States Sal- vation Army. Found on a senior's English test: The 'Cr-edit Mobilier means that a person can -get credit on mo-bile oil. Norma Berrie in senior history: Lincoln once walked six months to pay back thnee cents he had over- charged a woman. Miss Conant in senior English: Complete the quotation 'It is better to have loved and lost- ' Inda Smithi '-than to have wooed and won'. Miss McKusick: Where: 'did the Confleudleracy get the Virginia P Hugh Melville: They raised it. Senatorial courtesy: W h e n one senator tips his hat to another. THE STARS AND THEIR LATEST MOVIES Almost Married-Miss Bailey. Ambition--Hubert Shaw. The Big Shot-Ralph Sweetser. Caught Plastered-Don Cooper, Ace Bishop, and Fred McConnell. Confessions of a Co-ed-Edith Cur- rie. The Finger Points-'Mr. McGaughy. Five and Ten-Carmen Albert.