Powers High School - Cruiser Yearbook (Powers, OR)

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Wills I. Lalania Sturman, of many musical talents, will to Michelle Martin the ability to hit high “E in choir. I, Darla Fry, being of stout body and superior mind, will to Laura Lee the ability to do a hello cheer without forgetting her name. I, Scott Barlett, being of devious mind and immortal body, will to Calvin “Duel Looney, Jr., my ability to never be home on time. I, Tomoko Maruyama, being able to speak out my opinions, will to Donald Schrag the ability to talk to anybody. 1, Doug Werner, being of wasted mind and trashed body, will to Donald Schrag, the ability to survive a long bus trip home after the entire football team has eaten at a cheap Mexican restaurant. I, Richard Peerson, being of crazy mind and rotten feet, will to Jason Sharp the ability to tell the girls what you think of them without getting slapped. I, Sarah Baker, will to Roy Lehnherr the ability to go a year without crashing a car. 1, Ken Lee, being of questionable mind and awesome body, will to Willie Hamlett the ability to give encouragement to a person giving blood, instead of saying, Die, you sucker!” I, John Nightingale, being of loyal mind and great body, will to Bob Kalb, the ability to make one week of school without skipping to go on a hunting or fishing trip!” I, Ken Dixon, being of sound mind and body, will to Sabrina Shaffar, the ability to change mouse cages willingly.

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Prophecies John Nightingale is going to go to SWOCC; and then, after two years there, he will go to Portland and play for the Portland Trailblazers. Scott Bartlett will become a mechanic and buy the Powers Texaco. After he and his wife get married, he will spend a fortune in money on his wife sending her to a psychiatrist to find out why she laughs so much. Tomoko will be seen living with Mr. and Mrs. Lee again, because her parents decided curly hair made her unruly (but really it was the cucumbers and bad words that she learned)! Later on in life she will own a dill pickle company. Sarah is discovered to be a heavy metal rock star! She takes the place of Lita Ford and becomes the gradmother of heavy metal. Ken Dixon will not go into the academy as he plans, but will elope with a girl from a foreign country shortly after his graduation. They will move to a small town in the East. There he will work as a peanut farmer and volunteer firefighter. They will have a poor, but happy life. Darla Fry will go to a local community college where she'll be a cheerleader. In later years she'll marry a famous basketball star (maybe not who you think). She’ll live a long, safe, happy life with her two kids and her occupation as a rally advisor, but she will always wonder what her life would have been life if she had fulfilled her dream and became a belly dancer. Ken Lee will get married to the Powers chief of Police's daughter, and they will have three children. After Ken returns from Police Academy, he will be hired as the assistant chief of police. He will later be discovered by some big time movie producer to play a chief of Police in POLICE ACADEMY 20. Five years from now, Richard Peerson will win the Daytona 500 with the fastest time ever in history. He will be driving his grandma’s jet powered Honda Civic. Lalania is going to join the Navy. She will be a captain on an air craft carrier, and the carrier will crash into a Russian battle ship and sink it. Lalania will be promoted for her role in destroying the Russian ship. She will later move back to Powers. In ten years Doug Werner will be the leader of a highly controversial heavy metal band, and he will be known as Rick Kasso.

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Seniors go to Jail!? Wild Crazy The seniors went to jail in 1988. Besides, taking that field trip, they held such fund raisers as cake raffles, a slave sale, a bottle drive, and a cou- ple of dances. With the money they earned, they sponsored an attractive Senior Ball and attended an AC DC concert in Portland for their senior trip. Page 23: top. Darla Fry; middle left. Scott Bartlett; bottom left. Richard Peerson and John Nightingale; right, the seniors fall down. Page 26: top. left ot right. Lalania Sturman. Ken Dixon. Doug Werner. Scott Bartlett. Ken Lee, Sirena Baker. Richard Peerson. John Nightingale. Darla Fry and Sarah Baker; middle left: Richard Peerson and John Nightingale: mid- dle right. Sarah Baker; bottom, left to right. Doug W'erner. Sarah Baker. Scott Bartlett. Darla Fry. Ken Lee. Lalania Sturman. Richard Peerson. and John Nightingale. Page 27: top left, left to right: Lalania Sturman. Ken Dixon. Sirena Baker. Doug Werner. Scott Bartlett. Ken Lee and Korey Kimber; top middle: Scott Bartlett; top right. Ken Dixon; middle left: John Nightingale. Darla Fry. and Doug Werner; middle: a normal day for Doug Werner and Tomoko Maruyama. middle right: Ken Lee show- ing off during lunch hour; bottom left: John Nightingale, bottom right: varsity rally practice, left to right: Ken Lee. Doug Werner. John Nightingale. Ken Dixon. Richard Peerson. Scott Barlett and Sarah Baker. 26 Seniors