Portland High School - Tifoon Yearbook (Portland, IN)

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O unior I I The junior Class has already I I given unusual promise for a suc- cessful Senior class next year. As officers for this ye-ar they chose: President HUGH MILLER Vice Pres. - MEL IIANLIN Sec.-Treas. - - JANET RONALD Here's wishin ou luck, uniors! S Y , - Page Thirty-one 1 l 1

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Senior Sillies l Cop-Hey, what are you doing with that red lamp? Q Maurice Wyrick-I found it. Someone had left it back there wheie the road is washed out. Dorothy Leigh-Was Robinson Crusoe an acrobat? ' Virginia Reeves-I don 't know. Why? Dorothy Leigh-Why, here it says, t'After he had finished his day 's work he sat down on his chest. Ruth-VVhat's the cheapest part of my body? Don-Your head. Ruth-No, my nostrils, two for a cent. i Little Katheryn says she doesnit happen to have athlete's foot, but she's had lots of l athlete 's neck. , i Jim--Hey! You 've run over a man. A1-en't you going to stop? Bob-Nawl I can read all about it in the papers. - Jack Bergman Qboasting to Louisej-I was oiut with a nurse last night. Louise-Cheer up! Maybe next time your manma will let you go out without one. Owen Woods entered a dentist is ofiice the other day wearing a loud check suit and a won- derful tie and shirt and with a. very vaoant stare seated himself in the Chair. I hate to give him gas, said the dentist. VVhy? said the assistant. Well, said the dentist, how can I tell when he is unconscious? i Lines of Latin all remind us If we had the author here, We should move-but leave behind us Loving footprints on his ear. I'm terribly sorry, said Elirabeth Meehan, to bring you 'way out here in the coun- try to see me. It must be at least five miles from your office. Oh, that ls all right, replied the dovtor. I have another patient in the neighborhood, so you see I'n1 killing two birds with one stone. Gene Bergman-Say! Do you notice any change in me? Dan Gaunt-No, why? Gene Bergman-I just swallowed a dime. Dorothy S.-This book looks thinner than the first edition. Agmes C.--Yes, this one has had its appendix removed. Ethel LaFollette--Oh, doctor, I have such a terrible tired feeling. Doctor-Let me see your tongue. D ' i Lawrence Williams-Why do they call the football headgear helmets? l Mack Smith-Because a player can stand a lot more helmet 'em on. N l 1 Bus Black Cto Bob VVehrlyj--Have you got a pictu1'e of yourself? Bob Wehrly-Yes. Bus Black-Let me use that mirror then. I Wanta shave. Thelma Slick-Hey! How much do you get out of your ear? Jake Spade-About five times per mile. Esther Gillespie-Why does a dog hang its tongue out of its mouth? Treva Nelson-To balance his tail of course. Catherine Mc.-Shorty Spiese doesn't believe in class distinction. Thelma Beeler-A Red, is he? Catherine Mc.-No, Freshman. 1 Charles Bain instead of asking permission, walked across the assembly and borrowed rt knife. i Miss Current-Why did you do that, Charles? Haven lt you a tongue? 1 Charles Bain-Yes, but it wonlt reach that far. l i l Page Thirty - - -5,

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Junior Class First Row CLeft to Rigliij- 'Helen Harslnnan, Lois Ferguson, Jlllle Hutvhins, Marjorie Gross, ll.l21l'g'2ll'8f Beals, ,Edna Cummins, Zola. Mae Gantv, 'Fholma Gilihs. Second Ron:- ldlizabeth Hiatt, Virginia Bowen, Kathryn Frank, Louise Lawrenve, M2ifl'g31'Ct Grile, Alive Beard, Ann Hawkins, Sarah June Foster, Garnet Confer, Sarah Foltz, Helen Huey, Dorothea lAlllllJ61't, Vada LOl'lg'6l16L'k61', lll2l1'j0l'IlQ Haviland. ' Third Row- I , Robert .T0ll1'11?ly, Forest Harslnnan, Mary Loper, lllV2I1'gIll'6t Evans, Nlary ldsthor Degler, V Ruby Freeman, Dorothy Leigh, Tris Baldwin, Mary Nlr2lI'g'tll'6l7 Gray, Sarzlollen Gibson, Ralph Lewis, George Hammitt. Fourth Row- Alvin Fudge, Arthur Elzoy, Ray llaitner, Ralph Leonard, Cornelius Corwin, John Heller, Halloween Briggs, Keith Fraser, Jim Bzulders, Harry Strohl, Rivhnrd Longwith. Fifth Row- Lee Hall, Bill Bndders, Roger lqlll'llfl1'l', Melvin l lanlin, Rolzert Lewis, Leo Arnold. Pago Thirty-two Q !