Portland High School - Tifoon Yearbook (Portland, IN)

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Jokes on 0ur Faculty It was Mrs. Jones' first ride in a bus and she watched with growing alarm the driver con- tinually putting his hand outside the bus as a signal to the following traffic. At last she became very angry. Young man, she said, 'fyou look after that bus of yours and watch where you are going. I'11 tell you when it starts raining, Mr. Smith-I must see the doctor today, I don't like the way my wife looks. Mr. Schwengel-I'lI go too, I can 't hear the sight of mine either. Mr. Robb rushed into a telephone booth and asked the operator for Double two, double two. ' ' Two, two, two, two, replied the operator, reproachfully. All right, sighed Mr. Robb, Hbut get the number first, and we'll play train after- wards. Miss Nonweiler walked into a department store and said-I see by your advertisement, I N that you have just received two thousand hats from Paris. Yes, madam, the respectful manageress informed her. Good,,' said Miss Nonwe-iler taking off her hat, I wish to try them on. OH! DOCTOR! Mr. Perkins fto the Civics Classj-You should know the Preamble to the Constitution but if you don 't you 'll Hndit in your appendix. Mr. Robb-Say, whatls the idea? Whyid you give that girl such a big tip when she gave you your coat? . Mr. Foland--Look at the coat she gave me. Miss Current fexplaining problem written on the boardj-Now watch the board closely while I run through it. Mr. Porter-There goes the meanest fellow in school. Mr. Smith-Why? Mr. Porter-I told him I bossed my wife and he went and told her. Mr. Schwengel-I can't understand what's wrong with my raver. It doesn 't out at all. Mrs. Schwengel-Nonsense, your beard canlt he tougher than the oilcloth. Mr. Foland-When did you put on that collar? Mr. Robb-This morning sir. Mr. Foland-Yes, I know, but how many times before this morning? Mrs. Farris-I just bought a set of Shakespeare. Mr. Farris-How many times have I told you not to buy those foreign tires? Miss White-Tell me one or two things about John Milton. Catherine McCoy-Well, he got married and he wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise R-egainedl' Mrs. Sohwengel-Didn't I tell you to watch when that boiled over? Mr. Schwengel-I did, it was twenty after one. Mrs. Porter-When you sleep your noble brow reminds me of a story. Mr. Porter-Wliat story, Sleeping Beauty? V Mrs. Porter-No, Sleepy Hollow. I U Mrs, Farris worships her husband, doesn't she? Well, she places burnt offerings before him three times a day. ' Mrs. Smith-I've told you several times, Homer, to put your hand over your mouth when you yawn. Mr. Smith-Yes, but I got bit the last time I tried it. Is that an eight or a twelve? asked Miss Beeler. Both, replied Miss Harvey. Eight cylinders: twelve payments. Well, here is another Comedy of Errors, said Miss Shimp as she started to grade the test papers. Miss Rankin-What kind of a pie is this? Miss Glasgow-That's jam pie. ' Miss Rankin-How so? I see no jam. Miss Glasgow-The top is jammed against the bottom. Miss Fulton--I would just love to read a lot of Poe 's works, but I haven 't the time. Miss Stage-Don't read them, it will set you crazy. Iive read lots of them. Page Sixteen - - 5

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- Senior Gaylv bedlght A gallant knight In sunshine and in shadow, Had Journex ed long Qmgint, '1 song In search of Fldorado But he grew old This knibht so hold Fell as he found No spot of ground That looked like Eldorado. And as his strength Failed him at lent, He met a pilgrim shadow- Shadow said he Wliere can it be This land of Eldorado? Over the Mountains Of the Moon Down the Valley of the Shadow, Ride boldly ride The shade replied- If you seek for Eldoradof' -Edgar Allan Poe. ELDORADO ,4 7 f 1 n 7 7 T L . V V , - . . ol 1 .l , .5 -0' 5 l And o'er his heart a shadow .' ' ffth, . G . X if 77 ' 7 7 li ' -i 77 ll 7 77 7 7 7 if S' Page Seventeen Q