Portland High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Portland, MI)

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GIFTATORY (continued) GEORGIANNA HOLLENBACK—A book on how to lose weight, just for laughs. PAT HOOVER—A bus ticket to St. Johns to see all those boy-friends that you’ve told us about. BOB HOWARD—Here’s a test tube to catch up on what you slept through in physics. MARGERY KINNY—Here’s a pamphlet on Vacations. You’re such a hard worker all year. MIRIAM KNAPP—A box of tacks so you won't run out. You're always supplied with them as we all know. ANN LAKIN—A rolling pin, to keep Grayden in hand. DAVID LANTZ—A piano to start you on that career. PAT LAWLESS—A football to carry with you in memory of P. H. S. ANNETTE LAY—A book on how to raise those little Snitgens. GLORIA LEACH—A pair. of boxing gloves to keep Bill in practice. JOAN LEIK—A pair of shoes to replace those you’ve worn out running around the halls of Ball as LORAINE MELLSTEAD—A book on ‘‘How to Grow Tall in Ten Easy Lessons.’’ We don’t think you will be able to do ic. NORMA MOYER-—A diamond until Alex gets around to it. PATRICIA PLINE—A memo book so you can keep all those dates and guys straight. ELAINE POHL—We give the needed tools to do the job. Why don’t you borrow Janie’s book. JANET POHL—A blue ribbon to tie up those letters from Marv. Just for keeps sake. JOYCE RILEY—A Lyons pennant so you won’t forget the good old town. JACK ROBERTS—Here’s a racer so you won’t have to use your sister’s car for a hot rod any more. BEVERLY SANDBORN—A book ‘‘How to be unpopular in ten easy lessons’. We don’t think you can do it. PATRICIA SANDBORN—An enrollment blank to lonia County Normal School. Not because we 18 don’t think you are normal but, we hear that you want to become a teacher. MARVIN SEAL—Here’s a big easy chair, now you can take that long needed rest. JOAN SELDEN—A ticket to go out West. We hope you will like it when you get there. GRAYDEN SLOWINS—A marriage license. Can you take a hint? RAYMOND SMITH—Money to replace that you spent on the senior trip. ELAINE SPOHN—An issue of the Portlight to remind you of the good old days. ANITA SPURGEON—A book on German to remind you of the good old days with Donnie. EVELYN STEGENGA—A book how to be a President’s wife. You’ve gone with one for so long. SHIRLEY STUMP—To Shirley, the lucky gal, we give a body—(By Fisher) CHUCK THOMAS—So you won't have to share Pat’s football, we will give you one of your own. LARRY TOWNSEND—A hammer to take some of the dents out of your car. GLADYS TRIERWEILER—A book on how to flire as if you needed it. PAT TRIERWEILER—A new car—your dad’s can’t take it much longer. KEN VAN BUREN—Some paints so you can continue your painting. FRANK WIEBER—A cozy cottage for two (or more) now all you need is the girl. Keep looking. ALICE WELLS—Here’s a bell so we'll know when you're about to come. JOHN WEST—Here’s a corral so you can start that great ranch you've been dreaming about. BILL WILLEMIN—Here’s a new buick to re- place that old one. Now you can make that trip to Texas. CHARLES WILLEMS—A pair of shoes so you can start out on both feet. MAGGIE WOODEN—We give you a frown Maggie, because we've never seen you wear one.

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CLASS WILL (continued) MARVIN SEAL—wills his ability to keep the girls interested (although he doesn’t know it) to Ronnie Pung. JOAN SELDEN—leaves her late hours to any one who can handle them. GRAYDEN SLOWINS—wills his government project to the R O in case they need it for future reference. RAYMOND SMITH—wills—just leaves — gladly. ELAINE SPOHN—wills the Portlight and all the fun to Betsey and her lucky staff. ANITA SPURGEON—wills her terrific short lived crushes to Connie Webert who seems to be settled for good. EVELYN STEGENGA—wills her short hair- do to Barbara Cross whose is quite the opposite. SHIRLEY STUMP—wills her horticulture col- lection at the J J store to Murray Meekhof. CHUCK THOMAS—leaves his manly physique to Gordon Evans. LARRY TOWNSEND—wills “‘Old Man River” back to Jerome Kern. GLADYS TRIERWEILER—wills her art of flirting to Norma Wheeler. PAT TRIERWEILER—wills his prize winning boxing to Karl Carpenter, who tries hard. KEN VAN BUREN—wills his artistic accom- plishments to Donnie Braendle. FRANK WIEBER—wills his gentlemanly ways to Johnny Stewart. ALICE WELLS—wills her quietness to Carl Noren who will have to look it up to see what it means. JOHN WEST—wills his horses to the Portland Riding Club. BILL WILLEMIN—wills his football position as tackle to anyone who thinks they’re good enough. CHARLES WILLEMS—wills his walk to anyone it would look good on. MAGGIE WOODEN—leaves and takes Bob with her. GIFTATORY JOHN ALBERTA—A book of bus tickets so you won't have to burn so much gas going to Mulliken. LOWELL ANDERSON-—A basketball so when you get in the big league (ha ha) you'll still re- member us. BETTY BEARD—A genuine stenographer’s pen- cil, to keep up your practice in Shorthand. DON BENNETT—A handkerchief to wipe all that lipstick off with. LARRY BRAENDLE—A pillow so you won't have to worry about seeing over the steering wheel. BARBARA BRALEY—A phonograph to make up for all you never say. TOM BUCK—An insurance policy so when you get behind a wheel you won’t have to worry about steel posts. BETTY BUCKLEY—We hear that you’re getting married soon. Here are some pots, and pans to start your housekeeping. HAROLD CARPENTER—A cow to start that dairy farm, you’re planning for. ROMA CLICK—A pair of shoes to take back to West Virginia in remembrance of Portland. NANCY EDGAR—A pin with your name on it. So people won’t get you mixed up with “My Friend Irma.”’ PRISCILLA ESTEP—Also a book ‘Laugh and the World laughs with you. Be grumpy and you GRUMP alone.” VERNON FEDEWA—Here’s a pipe for your collection. BETTY FISH—A round trip ticket to West Virginia so you can go to visit Med. ROBERTA FRANCIS—A package of black rinse to give your hair that ‘natural look’’ which we all liked so well. IVA GALER—An Olds to compete with Stan’s Ford. MARIE GROSS—A book on how to teach school—we hear that you are thinking about being a nun. BOB GUILFORD—A burglar alarm. Now you can sell those fire crackers without getting caught. 17

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PROPHECY We, the Senior Class, having been granted the ability to predict, have looked ten years in the future and having read one of the leading Michigan newspapers, the R O, we have selected the following paragraphs which are of concern to our classmates. JOHNNY ALBERTA is now the managing editor of Esquire and is adding many new features. Another manager, or rather supervisor, is DON BENNETT who is new head man at Yellowstone National Park. He has appointed many feminine attractions in his many offices. Still another, JOHN WEST, is managing the Kentucky Derby Races. College men now are: LOWELL ANDERSON who is high-point man in the U. of M. basketball team; CHARLES THOMAS, who is head coach at Michigan Strate and is leading many victories in football there; and BILL WILLEMIN, who is attending the U. of M. and is putting forth his ambition as a hobo. BOB HOWARD also is working hard at college but he still finds time to do a little painting. The class of ‘‘50’’ is well represented in the field of nursing. BETTY BEARD is head nurse of the children’s department at Sparrow hospital in Lansing, MIRIAM KNAPP is practicing nurs- ing at Ann Arbor but her main duty is keeping up the spirits in the men’s ward, and LORAINE MELLSTEAD is head of the maternity ward at St. Lawrence hospital in Lansing. A new teenage attraction of 1960 is LARRY BRAENDLE. competition. Frankie retired on account of pressing Singing star ANITA SPURGEON is featured currently at the Club Dixieland in New York. Since he finished his college course, DAVID LANTZ has been trying to acquire the position of tuning pianos for Frankie Carle. BEVERLY SANDBORN, previously high school soda jerk, has become a college professor. EVELYN STEGENGA has taken over the position of high school principal at dear old Portland High. BARBARA BRALEY is replacing Miss VanderLeest as instructor of U. S. History. Miss VanderLeest has finally settled down. Many of our former classmates are now employed and are residing in the nation’s capital. Senator CHUCK WILLEMS of Michigan through his fast speeches has now been appointed Secretary of State. TOM BUCK is now working on a new foreign policy since the passing of his bill:for direct election of the President. PAT LAWLESS, a law graduate of the University of Michigan, is in Congress attempting to put through that copying is not cheating. Another Washington celebrity is ELAINE ‘“‘BUGS” SPOHN who is kept busy editing the Congressional Record. According to the Hollywood Gazette, MARIE GROSS is designing costumes for Warner Brothers’ Studios. PATRICIA SANDBORN,, a well known actress at M.G.M.., is scaring Frankenstein with her headless apparitions. The producers of silent pictures have contacted ALICE WELLS for a leading role. ROMA CLICK has been signed for the fifth year by the sponsors of Dreft for play- ing the part of ‘‘Beulah.” BETTY FISH who has taken over the Dorothy Dicks Column to find a way to solve her own problems, has made a survey and discovered that FRANK WIEBER, number one heart-breaker of Portland, is still an all-time bachelor. 19