Portland High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Portland, MI)

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Compliments of THE STYLE SHOP Page Twenty Congratulations from McCLELLAND’S

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PROPHECY Gerald Peabody has now moved away and lost all contact with civilization. We are disappointed that he did not keep in contact with his classmates. Joan Pedersen is a famous brain doctor at Sparrow Hospital and is following the theory “You ain’t got the brains you were born with.” Darrell Pennington is now modeling. Latest Flash: The well-known American Model has just been chosen cover boy of 1958. Paul Pilkington has been nominated by the people of Portland as their candidate for the President of the United States. Joanna Pline has been promoted from errand girl to secretary to Miss Wilcox, who has retired and is now in the lumber business. Phyllis Price is still competing with Marilyn Mellstead over Bob Smith. Will this never end? Jean Pung has entered the Bathing Beauty Contest of 1958. Don’t those red woolens get in the way, Jean, or have you discarded them? Betty Rock is still in hot pursuit of that certain guy from Pewamo. Geraldine Schaefer is still looking for a guy that resembles a certain guy who broke her heart. Maxine Schramm has taken Lulu Mc- Connel’s place on the radio show “It Pays to Be Ignorant.” Don Schrauben has finally gotten a job, but is still always absent on those Friday mornings. Still shooting good pool, Don? Herman Schrauben has taken the heart of every American girl as No. 1 crooner of 1958. Carolyn Smith has opened her own beauty salon (saloon). Specialty: Dyeing hair red. After ten long years of searching, Janette Smith has finally found out the name of a certain soldier who was looking for her on a certain Saturday night. Mary Ann Smith is running a school and teaching pupils how to develop dim- ples. (Continued ) Mary Lou Smith is now champion square dafice caller and is now calling at the Friday night dances at Westphalia. Roger Smith is running his own locker plant and is wrapping and putting out more meat than any other town on the map. Robert Snow is interpreter at the Em- bassy in Mexico City. Joan Spitzley holds the title of the World’s Champion Typist and just think, she got her start at P. H. S. Barbara Stiffler has helped Bob build Sunoco Station into the biggest business this side of Grand Ledge. Norma Taylor is sharing her secrets with other women on how to keep slim. Earl TenEyck has his own football team at Jackson Prison and they’re right on top (of Jackson Prison). Dolores Thoma is still looking for a guy as short as she is. Rose Marie Tichvon is sitting on the boss’ knee as secretary to the best known undertaking firm in Grand Rapids. Glen Tucker has his diploma from Alcatraz and is trying to swim ashore. Jake Visser has opened his own pool room and has a back room for illegal sale of liquor. Dolores Ward is understudy for Linda Darnell in the reproduction of “Forever Amber.” Jean Ward is in California running one of the biggest orange groves in that state. Anna Mae Wheeler is now taking Miss Wilcox’s place (who has retired) at P. HS. Pat Whitcraft is pushing a baby car- riage followed by several other little— Vromans. Joan Wilcox is assistant to Walt Dis- ney. We always knew you'd get your name in the paper one way or another. Marilyn Willemin has finally gradu- ated from “soda jerk” to “chief cook and bottle washer” at the Stump Mansion. Carole Wilson is an air hostess on the U. S. Clipper to the moon. Page Nineteen

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THE SCHULLER’S STORE Page Twenty-one Ladies’ Ready-to-Wear