Plateau Valley School - Lariat Yearbook (Collbran, CO)

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SENIOR WILLS I, Kim Bailey, will my ability to get through high school to my brother and sister so that they may survive through it. I, Melanie Blair, will my ability to ditch school at least once a week and always be excused to future seniors who have to have a day off every week! May you have an understanding mother. I, Melissa Boruch, will my equestrian skills and success to Christy Phipps. I, William Clements, will my high school grades to any junior high students looking for a good excuse to quit school. I, Tami Edgington, will my car to anyone who wants to keep up with the bills. I, Vicki Flett, will my Datsun to anyone who wants to walk to school on cold days. I, Anthony Eden David Gallegos, will my 1971 super beetle V.W. bug to anyone that can handle the speed and power and who likes to work on transmissions. I, Douglas Lester Gore, Jr., will my ability to cheat off everyone in the class to anyone who thinks he can do it without getting caught. (Joke) I, Jerry Gunderson, will my position as junior high P.E. aide to anybody who can pack a whip I, Mark E. Harman, will my personality and charm to all underclassmen. I, Daren Hawkins, will my ability to own, drive, and wreck Mustangs throughout high school to any underclassmen who can handle it. I, Jeff Henderson, will ability to cook and pick recipes to James Goodwin and Joe Jacobucci in my foods class. I, Kent Hill, will my old, blue GMC pickup to anybody humble enough to drive it. I, Greg Klenda, will my ability to be library aide for 2 years without going insane to anyone who is crazy enough to be an aide. I, Kelly Lyons, will my books to anybody who wants them. I, Bob Mason, will my bongo board to Tony Gallegos because he needs the practice. I, Leona Lynn Miller, will my ability to be good, respectful, and polite to all the teachers and the principal Mr. Chambers, and to have a good friendship with them to my sister LaDonna Miller. I, Robby Mills, will my ability to burn a brodie in the Blue Weeney to anyone that can handle the power. I, Cyndi Cay Nichols, will my ability to have a barbeque on the football field without getting in trouble to anyone who doesn't like the school lunches. , Penny Nichols, will my four years of being drum majorette to anyone who likes wearing skimpy outfits and yelling at everybody. Tracy Satterfield, will my ability to eat a box of dinosaur eggs in 1 day to Brenda Pond Thomas E. Silzell, will my Cougar to anybody who thinks he can afford to put gas in it. Kris Trezise, will my ability to get good grades without trying to Wendy Peden . Rich Watson will my number 53 football |ersey and practice shirt that stands up by itself to my cousin Kenny Hatch in hopes that he will never wash them and that he will wear them with pride.

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MESA GENERAL STORE Full Line of Groceries, Sundries, Meats, Hunting and Fishing Licenses, Supplies, Texaco Gas — Phone 268-9902 Open 7 days a week. On the road again. Guess whose? Smile pretty! Caught in the act. I never thought it would be so easy! .

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SENIOR PROPHECY This is jeff Henderson reporting on PVHS T.V., covering the class reunion of 1983 at Penny Nichols' tourist resort in Molina. Taxi driver Dave Fosburgh is picking up the guests at Plateau City Terminal. Junior Gore, a famous rock star at Donna's Hall, is providing the entertainment for the evening. Kris Trezise, who just arrived from Europe with her famous singing group, will also be part of the entertainment. In the corner is Tami Edington, the famous hair stylist, giving Tracy Satter- field, a White House secretary, a million dollar perm while they discuss their rich family lives. We move to the NBC station on T.V. as P.V. and Debeque play. Jerry Gunderson, a head coach of UNC basketball team, and Richard Watson, a tackling dummy for the 49'ers, discuss their sportsview. Robby Mills, Tom Silzell, and Daren Hawkins have just landed on the lawn — oops, missed — landed in the pool in their private lear jet. They have just arrived from Saudia Arabia where they work for Jimmy Carter studying ways to grow peanuts in the desert. Bob Mason, an occupational bum, has just stumbled upon Tony Gallegos, who has been hiding in a closet after just returning from Alcatraz where he spent ten years. Bill Clements, a hit man for the Mafia, and Kim Bailey are just arriving in their underground submarine as Kim tells Bill of her computer work. Over on the couch Mark Harman is talking with Missy Boruch, a famous horse trainer, about training horses for his private army. Kent Hill and Greg Klenda are discussing with Leona Miller about getting a contract to haul their pineapples and Mexican hairless dogs from Alaska to Kansas where Leona has the biggest trucking corporation in the United States. Cyndi Nichols, owner of a famous French restaurant, is helping with the party. Melanie Blair, who patrols the grounds at PVHS, is showing the guests to the dining area. There we see Vicki Flett, as she keeps in practice punching lunch tickets for PVHS, taking the money for meals. Dinner is served by Kelly Lyons and her fiance who are bringing thezmeal, as they have had much practice working at a camp in Alaska. Now we return you to a newly scheduled program, Hitler on Ice. 19