Plateau Valley School - Lariat Yearbook (Collbran, CO)

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PROPHECY Once upon a time from PV Came the class of '73. The twenty-four graduates made it at last; And as of today, it is ten years past. Each one went his separate way, And here is what they are doing today ... Besus is still in the high country trying to fill his 1972 elk validation. Big Jim and Linda are in their tenth year of happily married life and are expecting a child. Skunk has accomplished his life goal of getting his picture on the front of the National Women's Rodeo Club Magazine. Porker and Anchospi have combined their Texaco and Co-Op stations and are the acting managers to a string ofTex-Op service stations. Hormone is well on his way to his tenth billion; he gave up on the first nine. Sidney Crack and Bob are still having problems with their car. Muttlietta” has completed her 1,000th picture and has made her fortune. She recently opened a painting school. Stack is now stationed in Maine where she is teaching Ray, Jr. how to fish for lobsters. Cash is touring the country winning every race he has entered with his Bonneville. Blondie is still trying to be the first woman to be ad- mitted to the Air Force Academy where M. K. C. is enrolled. Stretch has recently been appointed as the Director of the F. B. I. where Baker Man is trying to be another James Bond. His code numer is .00072.03. Wymer” has been reported missing on a bear hunt, but agent .00072.03, is hot on his trail. Grassy also has opened a detective agency. Dillon has developed a mysterious growth formula, but we have no additional information on the strange substance. Squirt has now become the only single marriage counselor, counseling only avail- able bachelors. Chick has made his millions in the movies and has recently bought the Happy Hereford Ranch, the largest in Plateau Valley. Cokie Joe is the chief wrangler on the PV Hereford Ranch. Screw, now 7 9” is playing basketball with the New York Nicks. Squaw has set up a $5,000 teepee and is looking for a brave brave. It” has just been named the woman of the year for being the first woman to run around the world in eighty days. Snew has just been named Twiggy No. 2 by the Twiggy Institute of Natural Shape. The preceding names and places were changed to protect the innocent. Any similarity to persons living or dead is purly coincidental. Our prophecy is intended in good humor and fun. Besus - Tim Bevan Bib Jim - Jim Rother Linda - Linda Walker Skunk - Mait Webb Porker - Randy Walck Anchospi - Mike Kulp Hormone - John Harman Sidney Crack - Cindy Brake Muttlietta - Roberta Willson Slack” - Linda Branson Cash - Larry Carver Blondie” - Pat Crawford Stretch” - Eamestine Chapman Baker Man - Richard Forsman Wymer - Ray Lyons Dillon - Scott Dillon Gassy” - Kathleen McDonnell Squirt - Kathy Johnson Chick - Bill Nichols Cokie Joe - Rick Schafer Screw” - Larry McDaniel Squaw - Vickie Reed IT - Ila Trout Snew - Susan Ward NICKNAMES 17

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