Plateau Valley School - Lariat Yearbook (Collbran, CO)

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PROPHECY Once upon a time from PV Came the class of '73. The twenty-four graduates made it at last; And as of today, it is ten years past. Each one went his separate way, And here is what they are doing today ... Besus is still in the high country trying to fill his 1972 elk validation. Big Jim and Linda are in their tenth year of happily married life and are expecting a child. Skunk has accomplished his life goal of getting his picture on the front of the National Women's Rodeo Club Magazine. Porker and Anchospi have combined their Texaco and Co-Op stations and are the acting managers to a string ofTex-Op service stations. Hormone is well on his way to his tenth billion; he gave up on the first nine. Sidney Crack and Bob are still having problems with their car. Muttlietta” has completed her 1,000th picture and has made her fortune. She recently opened a painting school. Stack is now stationed in Maine where she is teaching Ray, Jr. how to fish for lobsters. Cash is touring the country winning every race he has entered with his Bonneville. Blondie is still trying to be the first woman to be ad- mitted to the Air Force Academy where M. K. C. is enrolled. Stretch has recently been appointed as the Director of the F. B. I. where Baker Man is trying to be another James Bond. His code numer is .00072.03. Wymer” has been reported missing on a bear hunt, but agent .00072.03, is hot on his trail. Grassy also has opened a detective agency. Dillon has developed a mysterious growth formula, but we have no additional information on the strange substance. Squirt has now become the only single marriage counselor, counseling only avail- able bachelors. Chick has made his millions in the movies and has recently bought the Happy Hereford Ranch, the largest in Plateau Valley. Cokie Joe is the chief wrangler on the PV Hereford Ranch. Screw, now 7 9” is playing basketball with the New York Nicks. Squaw has set up a $5,000 teepee and is looking for a brave brave. It” has just been named the woman of the year for being the first woman to run around the world in eighty days. Snew has just been named Twiggy No. 2 by the Twiggy Institute of Natural Shape. The preceding names and places were changed to protect the innocent. Any similarity to persons living or dead is purly coincidental. Our prophecy is intended in good humor and fun. Besus - Tim Bevan Bib Jim - Jim Rother Linda - Linda Walker Skunk - Mait Webb Porker - Randy Walck Anchospi - Mike Kulp Hormone - John Harman Sidney Crack - Cindy Brake Muttlietta - Roberta Willson Slack” - Linda Branson Cash - Larry Carver Blondie” - Pat Crawford Stretch” - Eamestine Chapman Baker Man - Richard Forsman Wymer - Ray Lyons Dillon - Scott Dillon Gassy” - Kathleen McDonnell Squirt - Kathy Johnson Chick - Bill Nichols Cokie Joe - Rick Schafer Screw” - Larry McDaniel Squaw - Vickie Reed IT - Ila Trout Snew - Susan Ward NICKNAMES 17

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SENIOR WILL I, Tim Bevan, will my talent to always have an excuse, even during hunting season, to all fellow sportsmen, I, Cindy Brake, will my extra large mouth to future A-team cheerleaders, I, Linda Branson, will my ability of falling in and out of love to all the future P. V. couples. I, Larry Carver, will my blank mind to any fool who wants it. I, Ernestine Chapman, will my ability to ski to Ronnie Jensen. I, Pat Crawford, will my height to Stephen Thornberg. I, Scott Dillon, will my science mess ups to Nate Geesaman. I, Richard Forsman, will my athletic abilities to next year's team. I, John Harman, will my ability to imitate anything from teachers to creaky door hinges to anyone who wishes to be mistrusted, hated, flunked ... I, Kathy Johnson, will my ability to graduate without really trying to Brenda Reeves. I, Mike Kulp, will my worn out psychology book to next year's psychology students. I, Raymond Lyons, will my leadership abilities to next year's Student Body president. I, Larry McDaniel, will my nickname to anybody who wants it. I, Kathleen McDonnell, will my week's supply of food to Mr. G. so he won't starve. I, Bill Nichols, will my optimism and school spirit to next year's athletic teams. I, Vickie Reed, will my deodorant to the next P. E. class. I, Jim Rother, will my Rambler to Richard Forsman. I, Ricky Schafer, will my ability to trip over the rug and mess up lines in the junior class play to the class of 1883. I, Ila Trout, will my entire fortune of $2.00 to the girl's powder room for the foundation of a cigarette machine. I, Randy Walck, will my fun times in and out of school to juniors who measure up to my recreational abilities. I, Linda Walker, will my ability to trip on the school bus stairs to anyone that has my gracefulness. I, Sue Ward, will my ability to play volleyball without really trying to Debbie Durbin. I, Mait Webb, will my ability to shoot three bucks and two does during the regular rabbit season to the hunters of P. V. I, Roberts Willson, will my laugh to anybody who needs it. 16

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