Piqua Central High School - Piquonian Yearbook (Piqua, OH)

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PIQUONIAN l Worst Verse of 1931 QLimericksj There's a senior, a sweet little one, With whom we all have lots of fung She's short and she's tiny, We all call her Triny , Oh her hair's just as red as the sun. There was once a student named Bunch, Who chewed leather gum for his lunch, Une day there was none, Bunch thought he was done, Till they gave him an old shoe to munch Young Vosler was driving down street, With a King beside in the seat, When asked, Why the speed? He replied, Take heed! There's a cop that I'm trying to beat. There is a young girl named T. Howeg She is pretty and clever they vow. She lives on a farm, Let that cause no alarm, Tho we wonder if she milks a cow. There is a fair blond, Bertha Sloverg She's plump in the face and all over, She's cute and she's spry, Her boy friends all cry, Oh gee! oh gollyl I lover 'er! Now I know a fair senior named Jones, Whose weight is much lighter than stones She has to be fed For a year upon lead, 'Cause now all her weight's skin and bones There is a young chap they call Statler, Who has quite a car though a rattlerg You'll have to admit If ever he's hit, You'll find not the car nor Neil Statler. ll77ll