Pinckneyville High School - Pyramid Yearbook (Pinckneyville, IL)

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LAST DULL MID TESTDIDEIIT Marshall McIntyre leaves his Psychology seat to Gordon Eckols. Our sympathy to Mr. Patheal! Allen McClurken wills his quiet ways to Harriet Williams. Betty Foertsch wills her graciousness to Carol Rae Keene. To the most lucky gal doe s Be Jo Ritte r will her place in the cheerleading line. Delores Foster gives her quiet ways to Inez Blair. Shirley Logan gracefully bequeaths her added poundage to Marilyn Ruff. Carrie Uhe wills her “booming voice to Jane Edwards. Leo Buschschulte wills his big, broad, manly shoulders to Jack Davis. “Fuzz Birkner will leave behind his sense of humor to “Cotton” Bigham. Stanley Waligorski wills his motto “Never Argue with a Teacher” to Charles Reith. Joan Bommerscheim leaves her good con¬ duct to her sister, Pat. George Schumaier and Paul Thompson will a few inches of their height to Don Hall. Wayne Vancil wills his ability to stand on his own two feet to Arlen Carson. Ralph Beck wills his power of concentra¬ tion to Joe Mann. “Gus” Werner wills his place in speech class to Cliff Erwin. Bernadine and Geraldine Zoller will their ability to look alike to Velma and Zelma Reid- elberger. Mauna Loa Runion wills her love of ar¬ gument to Buddy Rule. Doris Rust wills her perfect attendance record to Barbara Ballheimer. To the person who will be the next to op- perate Gloria Hickman’s typewriter she leaves word that over half of the keys stick. Paul Hutchings would like to leave a time bomb in the Sphinx Room. Eugene Gielow wills his ability to fall asleep in every class to Billy Byer. ClaraCorbin bequeaths her cornto Jeanne Gibson. Janet Brandt wills her rosy cheeks to Nance Gladson. Eugene Bumann and Paul Thompson will their ability to be Quiz Kids to Joseph Bruno and Dallas Moore. To Alfred Goldman goes Kenneth Beck’s power of carpentry. Virginia Brown hereby bequeaths her crave to read to Mrs. Kuykendall. Freddie Wieman leaves a bit of his worldly knowledge to Warren Talley. To the Janitors go all the pencils that Joan Biby could never find. Bob Place passes on his excess learned¬ ness to the freshman class. Delores Dann leaves her “school girl fig - ger to Delmar Slusher. Georgirene Epplin willingly hands over all of her PE possessions to Miss McNeal. Betty Lou W right and Phyllis Rennison are honored to give their friendship to Thelma Milliken and Anna Mae Hubler. Dorothy Roethlisberger bestows her dates on Imogene Ferrari. Pauline Queen wills her descriptive last name to Mary Rogers. Lucille C leland bequeaths her sunny dis¬ position to Jo Anne Kane. Charles Smith wills his gentleness to Bradley Mohr. Delores Armstrong bequeaths her desires for dates to Virginia Chandler. Arno ld Bathon leaves his good looks with Donald Braun. Sharon Carson bequeaths her friendliness and fairness to Laura Jane Jenkel. Mary Franees Bolinski and Barbara Epplin leave their band instruments to Mr. Maloney. Marilyn Place leaves her dancing feet to Joan Huggins. JanetFrassato bestows her sociability to Pauline Epplin. Rosella Doolin wills her blushes to Juan¬ ita Kuhl. Helen Atkins wills her tendency to mind her own business to Bobby Jones. Juanita Barrett bestowes her friendly smile to Betty Pursell. Edith Mayer bequeaths her ability to “rattle on” to Lee Armstrong. Bob Klingenberg wills his gift of gab to Bonnie Sutliff. Viola Bochantin will leave her inferior complex to Lora Lewis. Martha Cagle wills her superfluous energy to Mary Uhe. Richard Taylor wills his non-resistance to temptation to Max McCrary. 22

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Betty Lou Wright is the famous hairdresser on Tenth Alley--“Dye, Dunk, and Dry ’em”. Freddie Wieman is the manager of “Wie- man ' s trained fleas. Kathleen Zacher is the head of that great American concern--Webster’s Willing Work¬ ers on Wobbly Wheelbarrows. Gerald Yeager has invented the new strap¬ less, soleless shoe for people who like to go barefooted. His slogan is “You hardly know you have them on.” Dorothy Kellerman is an English professor at SIU still trying to teach her star pupil Mr. Patheal to diagram this sentence, “The prof¬ essor said that that that that that teacher used is wrong.” Paul Thompson pinch hits for Walter Win- chell Monday through Friday andtakesover for Jimmy Fiddler on Sundays. Barbara Lawrence is hired as a dancer by Arthur Murray’s personal secretary, I. Stink. Eugene Bumann sells corn plasters out¬ side Betty Dry’s nightclub called Dry Dancing at Dry’s. Esther McCrary is advertising for Lux beauty complexion soap. Betty Foertsch is a radio artist, broadcast¬ ing as “Sweetheart of the Air. Pat Reel is the “Model Girl modeling at a girl’s sport clothing store. Helen Atkins is a reporter for the Chicago Daily News. Harry “Fuzz” Birkner is the winner of the non-stop talking contest. Melvin Carson is giving six easy lessons on “How to WinFriends and Influence People. ” Mauna Loa Runion is editing a “Lovelorn” column in the Star-Times. She received her knowledge from past experiences. Richard Taylor is a famous “flatfoot” de¬ tective of America. Delores Dann is a make-up specialist for Helena Rubinstein. Roger Craig is the head of Reynolds Rough Riders Taxi Inc. Their slogan--“If we can’t run you down, we’ll run you ragged. Rosella Doolin runs a coffee shop. Her slogan is, “Teeter totter, bread and water; I like coffee, it’s much hotter. Betty Dry is the head of an all girl band- Floy Jean’s Flat Foot Floogies--When you go to a dance, “You’re on the beam, if the music is by Little Floy Jean. Barbara Epplin——why not ask her boy friend from Chicago? Georgirene Epplin is the P. E. teacher at PCHS. Robert Faust is helping Einstein with his “Law of relativity. Delores Foster is home demonstrator agent for Little Gem Eyelash Curler sets. If this stuff doesn’t curlyour lashes, nothing will. Marjorie Fox is the official gag tester for Truth and Consequences. The only girl who outdoes Duz. The Zoller twins are the last treatment for Alcoholics Anonymous; if you see one instead of two you are not cured. Janet Frassato is the famous stand-in for Betty Grable. Eugene Gielow is the heavyweight champion of the world. Shirley Logan is the chief instructor at Singer Sewing Centers for simplified sewing. Donald Loos hasreplaced WildBill Elliott in the Red Ryder serial. (Needs Little Beaver to keep him out of trouble.) EdithMayer is running the Zeigler Follies. Alene McCune is the world famous secre¬ tary to Tasty K. Dimwit. Lola Newsom invented the Olson rugs. Pauline Queen is the head of a doughnut factory. Her slogan is, “Round, brown,hole in the middle--eat them with coffee while hot from the griddle. Phyllis Rennison is the wife of a famous watchmaker. Dorothy Roethlisberger is still telling Betty Dry what she did last night. Doris Rust is getting a medal pinned on her for perfect school attendence. John Hanock is president of Little Log Lovers Beaver Bran Flakes. “Don’t your beavers give a dam? Feed them Beaver Bran Flakes and make them eager. Melba Heppis another make-up specialist for Helena Rubinstein. (She forgot to put her lipstick on after lunch and cried all afternoon.) Robert Milligan runs a large dude ranch. Shirley Huth is waiting on Bob to take her uptown. Betty Jones is author of “My Family Tree” or “Three Weeks with Gas Main. Bob Klingenberg plays a second trumpet in Guy Lombardo’s orchestra. Mary Etta Koss is a famous criminal law¬ yer whose motto is “I can make even crime pay. Evelyn Kurtz makes and sells “Kurtz’s toys for Tots--give the demons toys for Kurtz’s. ” Marilyn Place is still struggling along with bookkeeping. She may become a CPA some¬ day. 21

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Myrna Valentine wills her flash bulbs to Ford Dunn. Lots of good snapping to Mr. Dunn. Maxine Schroedel leaves her psychology book in the waste basket. Norma Jean West wills her ability to work to Shirley Mathis. Doris Woodside bequeaths her ability to flirt with her eyes to Betty Fisher. Marjorie Fox wills her glasses to Pat Lazenby, the better to see Tom with. Bill Bass leaves a “hands off sign on Carol Rae. Mary Etta Koss and Sharon Schmidt will their ability to keep friends to Judy Hegler and T oni D on Be ninati . L.etha Reith wills her chair in chorus to Betty Milliken. Don’t worry Mary Ann, those black curly hairs on Bernard McIntyre’s shirt are his le¬ gally. They come from Carl Sprenger. Esther McCrary and Melba Slusher will their locker to the janitors. Mary Lynn Hutchings wills her love of horseback riding to any lucky “stiff”. Pat Reel relinquishes her shorthand book to Mrs. Johnson with pleasure. Robert Milligan hands all of his excess knowledge of agriculture to Mr. Templeton for future references. Jim Montgomery wills his prize car to Shirley Mathis. Donald Loos and Roger Craig leave the school, period. Jerry Jones wills his physique to Bob Stew¬ art. Betty Dry wishes all the luck in the world to Mr. Chenoweth as she drops the Student Council in his hands. Shirley Huth wills her presidential abilities to any president. To Ronnie Beck, Robert Faust leaves his dread of report card day. Lawrence Rabe wills his ability to win all the hearts of the girls to Richard Williams. Alene McCune and Melba Hepp will their motto “Speak when spoken to to Jaci Grear. Leah Hottes leaves her ability to fall out with someone to Mary Rogers. Betty Jones gently bestows her red hair to Delores and Doris Young. Bill Keene would like to push off some of his athletic ability to Cob Caupert III. Barbara Lawrence wills her blue jeans to John Dean Malinski. Lola Newsom and Barbara Luke will their little quarrels to Bill and Bob Templeton. Dale Luke will leave behind his shadow so all the girls will have something to swoon about. Virginia Magill will leave her unpleasant memories such as classes to all the teachers. Peggy Newsom bequeaths to Delores Linze her blonde hair. Melvin Carson wills his Sir Galahad man¬ ner to Charles Morton. Kathleen Zacher bequeaths her excess er¬ rors in typing to Joanne Keene. Robert Kellerman wills his ability at bill¬ iards to Bill McCrary. Evelyn Kurtz wills her way with the men to Shirley Hanock. Mabel Stockton bequeaths her imaginary troubles to Frances Dunn. “Doe” Yeager bestows best wishes and lots of luck as he leaves his football ability with Nelson Moore. Darlene Woodside leaves her table in Eng¬ lish 9. She couldn’t get it down the steps. 23