Pinckneyville High School - Pyramid Yearbook (Pinckneyville, IL)

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Betty Lou Wright is the famous hairdresser on Tenth Alley--“Dye, Dunk, and Dry ’em”. Freddie Wieman is the manager of “Wie- man ' s trained fleas. Kathleen Zacher is the head of that great American concern--Webster’s Willing Work¬ ers on Wobbly Wheelbarrows. Gerald Yeager has invented the new strap¬ less, soleless shoe for people who like to go barefooted. His slogan is “You hardly know you have them on.” Dorothy Kellerman is an English professor at SIU still trying to teach her star pupil Mr. Patheal to diagram this sentence, “The prof¬ essor said that that that that that teacher used is wrong.” Paul Thompson pinch hits for Walter Win- chell Monday through Friday andtakesover for Jimmy Fiddler on Sundays. Barbara Lawrence is hired as a dancer by Arthur Murray’s personal secretary, I. Stink. Eugene Bumann sells corn plasters out¬ side Betty Dry’s nightclub called Dry Dancing at Dry’s. Esther McCrary is advertising for Lux beauty complexion soap. Betty Foertsch is a radio artist, broadcast¬ ing as “Sweetheart of the Air. Pat Reel is the “Model Girl modeling at a girl’s sport clothing store. Helen Atkins is a reporter for the Chicago Daily News. Harry “Fuzz” Birkner is the winner of the non-stop talking contest. Melvin Carson is giving six easy lessons on “How to WinFriends and Influence People. ” Mauna Loa Runion is editing a “Lovelorn” column in the Star-Times. She received her knowledge from past experiences. Richard Taylor is a famous “flatfoot” de¬ tective of America. Delores Dann is a make-up specialist for Helena Rubinstein. Roger Craig is the head of Reynolds Rough Riders Taxi Inc. Their slogan--“If we can’t run you down, we’ll run you ragged. Rosella Doolin runs a coffee shop. Her slogan is, “Teeter totter, bread and water; I like coffee, it’s much hotter. Betty Dry is the head of an all girl band- Floy Jean’s Flat Foot Floogies--When you go to a dance, “You’re on the beam, if the music is by Little Floy Jean. Barbara Epplin——why not ask her boy friend from Chicago? Georgirene Epplin is the P. E. teacher at PCHS. Robert Faust is helping Einstein with his “Law of relativity. Delores Foster is home demonstrator agent for Little Gem Eyelash Curler sets. If this stuff doesn’t curlyour lashes, nothing will. Marjorie Fox is the official gag tester for Truth and Consequences. The only girl who outdoes Duz. The Zoller twins are the last treatment for Alcoholics Anonymous; if you see one instead of two you are not cured. Janet Frassato is the famous stand-in for Betty Grable. Eugene Gielow is the heavyweight champion of the world. Shirley Logan is the chief instructor at Singer Sewing Centers for simplified sewing. Donald Loos hasreplaced WildBill Elliott in the Red Ryder serial. (Needs Little Beaver to keep him out of trouble.) EdithMayer is running the Zeigler Follies. Alene McCune is the world famous secre¬ tary to Tasty K. Dimwit. Lola Newsom invented the Olson rugs. Pauline Queen is the head of a doughnut factory. Her slogan is, “Round, brown,hole in the middle--eat them with coffee while hot from the griddle. Phyllis Rennison is the wife of a famous watchmaker. Dorothy Roethlisberger is still telling Betty Dry what she did last night. Doris Rust is getting a medal pinned on her for perfect school attendence. John Hanock is president of Little Log Lovers Beaver Bran Flakes. “Don’t your beavers give a dam? Feed them Beaver Bran Flakes and make them eager. Melba Heppis another make-up specialist for Helena Rubinstein. (She forgot to put her lipstick on after lunch and cried all afternoon.) Robert Milligan runs a large dude ranch. Shirley Huth is waiting on Bob to take her uptown. Betty Jones is author of “My Family Tree” or “Three Weeks with Gas Main. Bob Klingenberg plays a second trumpet in Guy Lombardo’s orchestra. Mary Etta Koss is a famous criminal law¬ yer whose motto is “I can make even crime pay. Evelyn Kurtz makes and sells “Kurtz’s toys for Tots--give the demons toys for Kurtz’s. ” Marilyn Place is still struggling along with bookkeeping. She may become a CPA some¬ day. 21

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C iuSS f rophecif We, the class of 50 in ten years follow¬ ing our last days at PCHS are found in many different places inmany different pastimes. Clara Corbin is a singer with Howe Aw¬ ful and his orchestra. Stanley Waligorski is peddling pillows at all the skating rinks. Arnold Bathon is the head janitor at a high school because it sooted him. Virginia Brown is the only woman lawyer in the firm of Izzy, Dunn, Brown, and Ten¬ der. Dale Luke is the head waiter in a res¬ taurant. He waits ’n waits for customers. Mabel Stockton is a famous actress on Times Square. Paul Hutchings is the editor of a bi¬ monthly paper called “Daily Bulletin . Carrie Uhe is a model for the “before in the famous 5 o’clock ads, Carlfiprenger is the famous artist whose masterpiece is Moonlight on the Lake.(City Lake, that is). Norma Jean West was the third window washerwoman from the left on the sixty- ninth story in the Chrysler building. (She got fired for squirting her windex in Mr. Chrysler’s face). Wayne Vancil is a salesman for ladies’ non-run hosiery. Mar shall McIntyre is the harsh principal of PCHS. He will not tolerate smoking. Melba Slusher is the manager of 4,942 Stanton theaters. (She cheats innocent old men and children out of their due change.) James Montgomery is a traffic cop. He is very strict about reckless driving. Joan Bommerscheim is president of the DAR. (Daughters of Alcatraz Reform School). Sharon Carson is Johnny’s maid. Robert Kellerman is counting up his rel¬ atives. Delores Armstrong is in congress as a representative of Illinois. Juanita Barrett is a fortune teller in Alabama. Kenneth Beck is the postman who walks miles every day. Viola Bochantin is the president of the American Unsocial Register. Leo Buschschulte is a second “Victor Mature . Mary Frances Bolinski is the owner of a large coffee plantation. She finds Postum lets her sleep more. Martha Cagle-She’s lovely---she’s en 8 a ged--she uses soap!!! When questioned, Miss Cagle said, “Oh, I’ve done it all my life. Lucille Cleland is now starring in Mam¬ moth Pictures production, “Red Ryder Rides Again”, or “Will Little Beaver Get Her Man ? Charles Smith is the author of the book, “How to Make Her Love You in Three Easy Lessons.” Peggy Newsom is a girls’ P. E. teacher. Dr. Ralph E. Beck is still looking for his Miss Nightingale. Mary Lynn Hutchings is the house mother of U. of I. Robert Place bought his own car in which to court Shirley Huth. Leah Hottes---Open the door Richard!!! Jerry Jones married a chorus girl who supports the family. Barbara Luke is happily married. Sharon Schmidt is the head nurse at the new community hospital. Doris Woodside is a dress designer in Paris. Leslie “Gus Werner is the manager of Hirsch’s Department Store. Delores Armstrong is a bookkeeper in Washington. Be Jo Ritter is an authority on how to have a happy marriage. Bill Keene is taking art lessons under the directon of Walt Disney. Joan Biby is the famous aviatrix who flew to Old Mexico for the bullfight. Gloria Hickman and Maxine Schroedel are still putting up with each other’s company. Allen McClurken runs a restaurant and whittles his own toothpicks to keep down ex¬ penses. Virginia Magill is teaching shorthand at PCHS. Bill Bass is still trying to persuade Mr. Keene for Carol Rae’s hand. Darlene Woodside writes a comic strip for the St. Louis Globe. Letha Reith is the first and only lighthouse keeper on a reef in mid-Pacific. Lawrence Rabe is the typical hen-pecked husband. His daughter calls him “itty-bitty . His son calls him “Whitey . His wife calls him. 20

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LAST DULL MID TESTDIDEIIT Marshall McIntyre leaves his Psychology seat to Gordon Eckols. Our sympathy to Mr. Patheal! Allen McClurken wills his quiet ways to Harriet Williams. Betty Foertsch wills her graciousness to Carol Rae Keene. To the most lucky gal doe s Be Jo Ritte r will her place in the cheerleading line. Delores Foster gives her quiet ways to Inez Blair. Shirley Logan gracefully bequeaths her added poundage to Marilyn Ruff. Carrie Uhe wills her “booming voice to Jane Edwards. Leo Buschschulte wills his big, broad, manly shoulders to Jack Davis. “Fuzz Birkner will leave behind his sense of humor to “Cotton” Bigham. Stanley Waligorski wills his motto “Never Argue with a Teacher” to Charles Reith. Joan Bommerscheim leaves her good con¬ duct to her sister, Pat. George Schumaier and Paul Thompson will a few inches of their height to Don Hall. Wayne Vancil wills his ability to stand on his own two feet to Arlen Carson. Ralph Beck wills his power of concentra¬ tion to Joe Mann. “Gus” Werner wills his place in speech class to Cliff Erwin. Bernadine and Geraldine Zoller will their ability to look alike to Velma and Zelma Reid- elberger. Mauna Loa Runion wills her love of ar¬ gument to Buddy Rule. Doris Rust wills her perfect attendance record to Barbara Ballheimer. To the person who will be the next to op- perate Gloria Hickman’s typewriter she leaves word that over half of the keys stick. Paul Hutchings would like to leave a time bomb in the Sphinx Room. Eugene Gielow wills his ability to fall asleep in every class to Billy Byer. ClaraCorbin bequeaths her cornto Jeanne Gibson. Janet Brandt wills her rosy cheeks to Nance Gladson. Eugene Bumann and Paul Thompson will their ability to be Quiz Kids to Joseph Bruno and Dallas Moore. To Alfred Goldman goes Kenneth Beck’s power of carpentry. Virginia Brown hereby bequeaths her crave to read to Mrs. Kuykendall. Freddie Wieman leaves a bit of his worldly knowledge to Warren Talley. To the Janitors go all the pencils that Joan Biby could never find. Bob Place passes on his excess learned¬ ness to the freshman class. Delores Dann leaves her “school girl fig - ger to Delmar Slusher. Georgirene Epplin willingly hands over all of her PE possessions to Miss McNeal. Betty Lou W right and Phyllis Rennison are honored to give their friendship to Thelma Milliken and Anna Mae Hubler. Dorothy Roethlisberger bestows her dates on Imogene Ferrari. Pauline Queen wills her descriptive last name to Mary Rogers. Lucille C leland bequeaths her sunny dis¬ position to Jo Anne Kane. Charles Smith wills his gentleness to Bradley Mohr. Delores Armstrong bequeaths her desires for dates to Virginia Chandler. Arno ld Bathon leaves his good looks with Donald Braun. Sharon Carson bequeaths her friendliness and fairness to Laura Jane Jenkel. Mary Franees Bolinski and Barbara Epplin leave their band instruments to Mr. Maloney. Marilyn Place leaves her dancing feet to Joan Huggins. JanetFrassato bestows her sociability to Pauline Epplin. Rosella Doolin wills her blushes to Juan¬ ita Kuhl. Helen Atkins wills her tendency to mind her own business to Bobby Jones. Juanita Barrett bestowes her friendly smile to Betty Pursell. Edith Mayer bequeaths her ability to “rattle on” to Lee Armstrong. Bob Klingenberg wills his gift of gab to Bonnie Sutliff. Viola Bochantin will leave her inferior complex to Lora Lewis. Martha Cagle wills her superfluous energy to Mary Uhe. Richard Taylor wills his non-resistance to temptation to Max McCrary. 22