Pinckneyville High School - Pyramid Yearbook (Pinckneyville, IL)

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C iuSS f rophecif We, the class of 50 in ten years follow¬ ing our last days at PCHS are found in many different places inmany different pastimes. Clara Corbin is a singer with Howe Aw¬ ful and his orchestra. Stanley Waligorski is peddling pillows at all the skating rinks. Arnold Bathon is the head janitor at a high school because it sooted him. Virginia Brown is the only woman lawyer in the firm of Izzy, Dunn, Brown, and Ten¬ der. Dale Luke is the head waiter in a res¬ taurant. He waits ’n waits for customers. Mabel Stockton is a famous actress on Times Square. Paul Hutchings is the editor of a bi¬ monthly paper called “Daily Bulletin . Carrie Uhe is a model for the “before in the famous 5 o’clock ads, Carlfiprenger is the famous artist whose masterpiece is Moonlight on the Lake.(City Lake, that is). Norma Jean West was the third window washerwoman from the left on the sixty- ninth story in the Chrysler building. (She got fired for squirting her windex in Mr. Chrysler’s face). Wayne Vancil is a salesman for ladies’ non-run hosiery. Mar shall McIntyre is the harsh principal of PCHS. He will not tolerate smoking. Melba Slusher is the manager of 4,942 Stanton theaters. (She cheats innocent old men and children out of their due change.) James Montgomery is a traffic cop. He is very strict about reckless driving. Joan Bommerscheim is president of the DAR. (Daughters of Alcatraz Reform School). Sharon Carson is Johnny’s maid. Robert Kellerman is counting up his rel¬ atives. Delores Armstrong is in congress as a representative of Illinois. Juanita Barrett is a fortune teller in Alabama. Kenneth Beck is the postman who walks miles every day. Viola Bochantin is the president of the American Unsocial Register. Leo Buschschulte is a second “Victor Mature . Mary Frances Bolinski is the owner of a large coffee plantation. She finds Postum lets her sleep more. Martha Cagle-She’s lovely---she’s en 8 a ged--she uses soap!!! When questioned, Miss Cagle said, “Oh, I’ve done it all my life. Lucille Cleland is now starring in Mam¬ moth Pictures production, “Red Ryder Rides Again”, or “Will Little Beaver Get Her Man ? Charles Smith is the author of the book, “How to Make Her Love You in Three Easy Lessons.” Peggy Newsom is a girls’ P. E. teacher. Dr. Ralph E. Beck is still looking for his Miss Nightingale. Mary Lynn Hutchings is the house mother of U. of I. Robert Place bought his own car in which to court Shirley Huth. Leah Hottes---Open the door Richard!!! Jerry Jones married a chorus girl who supports the family. Barbara Luke is happily married. Sharon Schmidt is the head nurse at the new community hospital. Doris Woodside is a dress designer in Paris. Leslie “Gus Werner is the manager of Hirsch’s Department Store. Delores Armstrong is a bookkeeper in Washington. Be Jo Ritter is an authority on how to have a happy marriage. Bill Keene is taking art lessons under the directon of Walt Disney. Joan Biby is the famous aviatrix who flew to Old Mexico for the bullfight. Gloria Hickman and Maxine Schroedel are still putting up with each other’s company. Allen McClurken runs a restaurant and whittles his own toothpicks to keep down ex¬ penses. Virginia Magill is teaching shorthand at PCHS. Bill Bass is still trying to persuade Mr. Keene for Carol Rae’s hand. Darlene Woodside writes a comic strip for the St. Louis Globe. Letha Reith is the first and only lighthouse keeper on a reef in mid-Pacific. Lawrence Rabe is the typical hen-pecked husband. His daughter calls him “itty-bitty . His son calls him “Whitey . His wife calls him. 20

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MELBA HEPP There be quiet women, Those who listen well. Pep Club 1,2; PB 3,4; Chorus 2,3; Hi-Tri 2,3,4; Black Masque 4; FHA 4. s: enior

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Betty Lou Wright is the famous hairdresser on Tenth Alley--“Dye, Dunk, and Dry ’em”. Freddie Wieman is the manager of “Wie- man ' s trained fleas. Kathleen Zacher is the head of that great American concern--Webster’s Willing Work¬ ers on Wobbly Wheelbarrows. Gerald Yeager has invented the new strap¬ less, soleless shoe for people who like to go barefooted. His slogan is “You hardly know you have them on.” Dorothy Kellerman is an English professor at SIU still trying to teach her star pupil Mr. Patheal to diagram this sentence, “The prof¬ essor said that that that that that teacher used is wrong.” Paul Thompson pinch hits for Walter Win- chell Monday through Friday andtakesover for Jimmy Fiddler on Sundays. Barbara Lawrence is hired as a dancer by Arthur Murray’s personal secretary, I. Stink. Eugene Bumann sells corn plasters out¬ side Betty Dry’s nightclub called Dry Dancing at Dry’s. Esther McCrary is advertising for Lux beauty complexion soap. Betty Foertsch is a radio artist, broadcast¬ ing as “Sweetheart of the Air. Pat Reel is the “Model Girl modeling at a girl’s sport clothing store. Helen Atkins is a reporter for the Chicago Daily News. Harry “Fuzz” Birkner is the winner of the non-stop talking contest. Melvin Carson is giving six easy lessons on “How to WinFriends and Influence People. ” Mauna Loa Runion is editing a “Lovelorn” column in the Star-Times. She received her knowledge from past experiences. Richard Taylor is a famous “flatfoot” de¬ tective of America. Delores Dann is a make-up specialist for Helena Rubinstein. Roger Craig is the head of Reynolds Rough Riders Taxi Inc. Their slogan--“If we can’t run you down, we’ll run you ragged. Rosella Doolin runs a coffee shop. Her slogan is, “Teeter totter, bread and water; I like coffee, it’s much hotter. Betty Dry is the head of an all girl band- Floy Jean’s Flat Foot Floogies--When you go to a dance, “You’re on the beam, if the music is by Little Floy Jean. Barbara Epplin——why not ask her boy friend from Chicago? Georgirene Epplin is the P. E. teacher at PCHS. Robert Faust is helping Einstein with his “Law of relativity. Delores Foster is home demonstrator agent for Little Gem Eyelash Curler sets. If this stuff doesn’t curlyour lashes, nothing will. Marjorie Fox is the official gag tester for Truth and Consequences. The only girl who outdoes Duz. The Zoller twins are the last treatment for Alcoholics Anonymous; if you see one instead of two you are not cured. Janet Frassato is the famous stand-in for Betty Grable. Eugene Gielow is the heavyweight champion of the world. Shirley Logan is the chief instructor at Singer Sewing Centers for simplified sewing. Donald Loos hasreplaced WildBill Elliott in the Red Ryder serial. (Needs Little Beaver to keep him out of trouble.) EdithMayer is running the Zeigler Follies. Alene McCune is the world famous secre¬ tary to Tasty K. Dimwit. Lola Newsom invented the Olson rugs. Pauline Queen is the head of a doughnut factory. Her slogan is, “Round, brown,hole in the middle--eat them with coffee while hot from the griddle. Phyllis Rennison is the wife of a famous watchmaker. Dorothy Roethlisberger is still telling Betty Dry what she did last night. Doris Rust is getting a medal pinned on her for perfect school attendence. John Hanock is president of Little Log Lovers Beaver Bran Flakes. “Don’t your beavers give a dam? Feed them Beaver Bran Flakes and make them eager. Melba Heppis another make-up specialist for Helena Rubinstein. (She forgot to put her lipstick on after lunch and cried all afternoon.) Robert Milligan runs a large dude ranch. Shirley Huth is waiting on Bob to take her uptown. Betty Jones is author of “My Family Tree” or “Three Weeks with Gas Main. Bob Klingenberg plays a second trumpet in Guy Lombardo’s orchestra. Mary Etta Koss is a famous criminal law¬ yer whose motto is “I can make even crime pay. Evelyn Kurtz makes and sells “Kurtz’s toys for Tots--give the demons toys for Kurtz’s. ” Marilyn Place is still struggling along with bookkeeping. She may become a CPA some¬ day. 21