Pikeville College - Highlander Yearbook (Pikeville, KY)

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T H .E R E C O R D Page Thirty-one flenohia lYoodk lat babket ball gamel- Homer Coleman- 'lhat fellow took a look at me and moved to A -lunebug married an angleworm- the other Side of the Gym. .Xn accident cut her in two 2- Elkter Smith-XYibe guy! I stopped to Willie Runyon- take a second look. They eharffed the btw with lJlU'2llllY, . O fb b . A 4, 4, Now what could the poor thing do? I Senior Sentrygldaltf XYho goes there? 'X' 'f' 'X' lunior X'oiee-Xohody. . , . - , , .' XX here are you going, my pretty' maid? bt-mor bentrv-.Xll right. pass on. . . 1 . ' . ' 2 lm going to kneeze, kind sir, said she. 'E' 'f' 'E' -Xt who? -Xt who? At who? he said: f- H - AX-'li l A-th l :X-'l ' ez' ' Hrs L larkef l he garliage man lx here. L UU L lm L Nm' 5 ml She' ,Xlbent-Klindefl Vrofeksor-Tell him we 'Z' 'Z' 'X' don't want any today. r i . Lharlex Hall- lhey say she s the belle of .!. 0 'B' 'X' her home town. Cecil Ramey-l waf out in a sailhoat all Jxfllfllll ll1'12'l1f'llCll, l fel lllw U' be thi morning and it scarcely moved a yard. hlwt U' wlimg hcl' neck- -Xrthur Reynolds--'l'hat's nothing. Willy. 4, 4, 4. l ran a mile and only moved two feet. , , , Herbert Chaney-l'll never get over what 1' 'r 'z' . . ' l saw last night. Rlixf lQCCUl'tl'-lilYC tllt' Tl'1I'CC llluxf llTl' Ijuyiff VHlg111tUn,XY112lt'5 that? 11UI'fZl11I TCIISCS lll lilllll. HQ1'ljC1't1Tl1Q 1110011 Cecil Smith-Gettit, ilessit and Klissit. , 'I' W' 'Z' '? 'X' 'X' He-l. had an awful good time tonight. 'i ' ' , . . ' , , , ' 1 1 , , . ' . ' lxuth brone4XX hat kort ot a plate dio ght,-M50 thd l'Fwje1.teCtlvZuYTlll. , l . you go to last kumnieri ' ' . Y. . . . J lladeline Llnlders-hludge tor yourselt. + 'X' -X hair net lasted me two weeks. 'X' 'E' 'X' Miss Sehrainm-llhat if gender? lra Hall-Gender tells whether a man! feminine, masculine or neuter. 'X' 'X' 'E' Laura 'llrivette-'lihat air's Cold. Charles Yenters 4That air what? 4' 'Z' 'f' .Xlton Stone-l-le wantg to he cremated when he dies. blames R. Huffman-lYell. theres noth- ing like a hot finish. w V Q bhteelts very good of you to ask me to this dance. He -- Don't mention it Q it's a charity hall. . 'X' 'Z' 'I' Klerwyn Rnnyon-l had my nose broken in three places last Summer. Daisihel Lvtley-Put why do you keep on going to those places? '!'+'Z' Senior .Xdviser--Always love- your teaehf ers. Emmet .larretel tried that once, hut She got mad.

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Page Thirty THE RECORD l COLLE J , PEP P l,,, tt it tt i tttittttttthti L'm:iltu'ti+r Afliziiigc im' .Xlzu'it-ttnl Cliztngc fin' ,Xlzn'i6tt:iT hliihn llcrzln s-l 1l1:n't kiiwn' whit tht- girl is, lint liars-'S :i ilinin-. 'I-'Z X' lfznniy' Lil3llll7F- ghllll-fiflgfk' is Il grczil gains. isn't it? ' , . . llt'l'llCl't ll1ZlllL'f XOS, hnt it 2llWZlj'a tc- stills in il tn-. 'X' 'E' 'Z' 1 Ptvillff Q'lzii'l4,--Hllliri was thc snizillest inztn in liisiuiwf . b , - - Hilrlzi l1Cl'llll-- lhu ,Rmnzui snlclrci' who slt-pt nn his wzitcli. '! ! Z' .Xlzniizi 'lit-1':iiisiXYli:it pine has the slixirp- t-st mt-flltfsf Unlly lflsn'icl:f'lllic l'Hl'Cl1-llillt. -I--I-'Z-1 LQ li. l'A2lI'lL'j'-W-XxvlllltCl11ll'2lCtC1 w ut llninzis ztrc' sinnc girls in this scliuul ttinil ot? l'hilip Halls-s lllic 'lllll'C'f' hill?-liC'l'l'L'1'9. 'l' 'X' 'X' Clzihi' Hughes- Xlflint kincl ul' liurst- flirl l'zu.il lxt-x'ci'v rifle nn his nnrlnight -im1i'11vyf XY!lltt'l' 'lliiglu-ssslt nnist lizwt- hm-ii ll nig'lit-ni:n't-. 'X' 'X' 'I' .Xliss llillfflfm' what was Yun llykc :lis- lll1QlllSl1Cfl ? X'ii'giniz1 l'lc-i'cfin'cl-lim' his ht-:n'rl. L'li:n'lcs .XlCZlflL'-fxxvllill is it that has eight lugs zinfl sings tlncmt- tinics il rlzly? ,Xlilcs 'lxllZll'liC1'-fx ilnzlrtct plziyiiig sniallf tinic imiclcville. 'I' 'X' 'Z' Hztnnzth Ushn1'iic--- Yun know sunic une triwl tu put his :mn zmmiiml nic thrce tiniu- lzlst night. Czitliwiiic .Xlcziclc--Soiiiv Zlfllll +4-'Z' , fx - rx '- licss Snnthslhey say L'Ul4ll1lI'QltlUll5 hzivf nu snnls. Charles 'l.l1'iVcttc --llww zthuut the Slim? Trust? 'I' 'X' 'f' ' Dnulmtftil bluniu1'-- lf you :irc in tluunt :ihunt kissing' Il girl, what flu you flu? .Xlyce ilicwiitvlrls-lliw hex' thc beneiit Ot thc flnnht. 'I' 'I' 'Z' lfstci' Klzic XYilliz1insss.Xi'c ynni' pculilt well tu JO? ' ,luck Nlillci'-Nu: tlit-y'1'c html to cln. -z- -1- -1- Chztrles Xlmmim-f-XYlici'c clirl you get that han' on your coat? liill 'l'nllix'ci'--linani tht- hezul uf thc hell. 'I--P+ Nt-xvtuii llK7I'1lC'?xXYCI'k' you hzishful thc lirst time yin Calla-cl nn :L girl? l1:n'klc'y llnrlte 4 Ytis, hut llCl' father hcliwcl nit- mint. '

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Page Thirty-two T H E R E C O R D Charles l'otter-Dial you take 21 shave this morning ? Carl Iiatcher--No, is tl1ere o11e missing? 'X' 'Z' 'X' 'lieacherf XYl121t is tl1e plural ot mouse, blohn? QI 1 ihn Hughesfgl l ice. 'IeacherAforrect. Now the plural of NIWULISC glHl'!l1e'eS13lCC. 'Z' 'Z' '? Louis Drake lvisiting the insane asyluml A-Do you have much trouble with tl1e in- mates of the asylum? Asylum SuperintenclentfX11. tl1ey are all busy writing movie sce1121rios. 'Z' '2' 'Z' Paul Forclw-She has Franklin teetl1. llill Robinson-How come? Inatil--Aft' cooled. 'X' 'X' 'S' liirst Fleaflieen on a hike? Seconcl Flea-fNo, been on a tramp. 'I' 'Z' 'I' liillfl l.21clyA:Xre you atraicl of work? Hyatt hlarret-1Certainly not, madam. I can lie right clown beside, it and go to sleep. +4-'I' lilcaney Potter-I lovecl 21 girl once and she made 21 perfect fool of me. Nanye Morgan- Some girls do leave a lasting impression, rlon't they? 'X' 'X' 'I' Alyce Reynolds-My 1iance's birthday is next Saturday, and I want to give him 21 surprise. .Tohn Beran-XVl1y not tell him your rigl1t age F Dean-For tomorrow take the life of Dr. .I ohnson. Intelligent Ted justice-How? 'Z' 'X' 'I' Squanto Atkins-I just saw Zl fast listic :1rgu111ent. George Hllfflllllll-iS3IlO1'S? Squantos--No, cleat mutes. 'Z ! Z' liriencl frushing in to break the news 5- Catlierine, clear, your brother and little Fido were in an accident. Catherine Iqlllllrlllilll - Goodness! Have they been able to get in touch with 21 vet- erinarian yet: 'Z' 'i' 'Z' IY21iter-'II'l1ere's that paper plate I gave you with your pie? F1'CSl11HZ111-lilll, I thought that was tl1e lower crust. - '! 1 2' lfary AdkinsfI a111 so dog-gone broke a rlime looks like a washtnb to me. llill XYCClCll1lgtO1l-GCC, you are 21 flush. I have bee11 squeezing tl1is quarter so long that the ea0'le looks like a crane. A Z5 '! ! Z' Skeptic-'Franl4ly now, has your college eflucation ever been of any practical value to you? .lohn Hatchery-Gee, yes! A burglar got into my room one night and I gave our old class yell and scared him away! +'Z'+ Curtis Cantrill-IVhere are you going? Eary Adkins-I'm taking tl1is cow up to the ba11k. Curtis--VVhat for? Eary-To have her milk certitiecl.