Piedmont College - Yonahian Yearbook (Demorest, GA)

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29. Verily, I say unto you, this was an illustrious class. 30. Now this selfsame banner again vexed the people. But one of the Senior Tribe, Lamar Smith, saved the ensign. 31. The queen of this noble band happened to be Irene Gard. A very good girl. 32. Now the Seniors are exceedingly mournful. They hear a great voice calling them out into the world. ' „ M. E. S. EPITAPHS FOUND ON THE SENIORS ' TOMBSTONES, 1950 Here lies poor Jesse under cover He hit a high note and couldn ' t get over. Joe is found beneath the sand For teaching he could not stand. Jenna Sue had Bud and Riley ; But she died and left them lively. In spite of Red ' s many tricks He died of his love of the fatal Fricks. Estelle took the marriage vow Eut she got under this sod somehow. Martin knew about flats and sharps, So he went to Heaven to tune up the harps. Here lies Stella in a trance; This ends her last interpretative dance. Mae King, never again will be heard. For she choked while uttering an extremely big word. Lamar Smith, a lad so bold, Once kissed a girl and then went cold. Here lies the President of the Y. W. C. A. She unfurled her wings and flew away. Trying to sing caused Crockett to die. Here ' s hoping he doesn ' t try it on high. Jessie E. Watkins, ' 25. 24

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Ci)f Book of 0nusi5 1 In the beginning was the Gass of 25 created. 2. By the appearance at Piedmonl of fifty-four lively and verdant Freshmen, was it created. 3. And it came t pass, that only six of the original number remain, in the present Senior ( I 4. And there was a certain Susan B. Spencer, when asked it ' she would be Councellor, answered the Multitude by saying, I will. 5. In like manner answered a certain Scribe, William Silas Ivohert-. 6. Susan B. Spencer and William S. Roberts served the v lass of ' 1? all the days of its life. 7. Verily, verily. 1 say unto you, these were two goodl) S. ,u the-e Freshmen met a certain Land of Philistine-, called Sophomon 9. Straightway the Freshmen fell upon them ami harassed them. 10. And behold, two Philistines, Uncle Mud and Tom Vskew, were caught ami stoned. 11. And it came t. pa--, that the Freshman Gass became Sophomi 12. It also came t pass that they were small in number and Veal Veal they became foolishly-v 13. Nay! Many days passed Inf., re the) overcame this foolishi 14. Now it happened in the war 1923, t: entered upon the besl days of its life 15. N ' ow was come unto the class four -inning men. (The Quartette.) 16. There was Martin Stinecipher and his brother, and his brother ' s name was Jesse 17 Two other of these persona were, William I.. Brown and Russell Locke. is. However, Russell Locke journeyed int.. a -trance land to take up mon 1 ( ' Joseph I Sosby and Barni cketl joined the class, coming from a nearb) I [ouse of Learning. 20, Now it happened in the course of events, that thet rtain banner bearing a strange inscription. 21. Moreover tin- strange device was in the hands of the deadlj 11. It also happened that a certain young girl, I: ,nd man) adventures, obtained this banner. 1) nd it came t pa-- when King Squire M heard it, that he rent hi- clothes and covered himself with Sackcloth, In those days was Squin Maddox sick unto death. Vfter tl . t., pasi tin the Junior rribe, I led a great procession into the Auditorium ii was ti 27. Summer and fall came and tl held for thi departure inti nd

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JUN|0RS I i owes : Violet GNARD I II H K JANET THOM U LUCILLE B «. ll l M VRY U I N H lis FRITZ O n ERS ,ii.l Purple 01 i iciiks