Phoenix Country Day School - Phoenician Yearbook (Paradise Valley, AZ)

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COME TO BEAUTIFUL STEINGATE Capitol: Daveberg Form of Government: Mediocracy Official Language: Assorted grunts and snorts National Motto: Oscula me corissima Population: Insufficient women Size: 2000 sq. ft. Flag: PREMIER STEINER PRESIDENT GATES My friends, we always know tomorrow Mr. John Q. Knowledge is always right on the spot Soon enough becomes today, whenever one of his friends seems to be in trouble. And brings with it joy pain and Mr. Knowledge speaks high and low about the correct sorrow way to handle any situation. He can tell you the Which soon fades into yesterday right way to deal with any lady, boyfriend, or banker. He seems to be the man who has it all to- How many of those whom we see on gether. the street The sad part is that Mr. Knowledge has been Have we ever seen, maybe known be- divorced twice, owes everyone in the world money. fore? and is currently between jobs. Is it not permitted to once again meet And know them less but love them more? Life is a comedy to those who think A tragedy to those who feel. -Horace Walpole I fancy myself as one who thinks But I think that I feel more than I fancy. 55

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Sugar daddies, retrieving olives, I ' m the face, incoherent stuttering, eel pie, you nerd, room 138, tommy 603 times, stickshift, omigod, oh fuh, charles nigalippi jackman, PCDS ' 3 eligible bachelors, attack, 10 feet, bopping, getting flustered, roger dalglape joe namath, wadhurst, burwash, holmeshurts manor, Sussex, shepherd ' s bush, acton, oh jolly good, slapping junior mints across the theater, petey, brillfspp, you bite, move over, here comes ganter, sweeney, charley chaplin, fut-face, beep beep, a nose on Iges, let ' s have a chest or two, peaceful perce, god, my jaw hurts, all the TV sets blew up at once, vroom vroom-click click, I ' m just the cleaning lady, teenage wasteland, hey james, you ' re looking poorly, dear, metronome, macdonald land cookies, fat city, golden grahams and birthday cake all over, innit, pointed toes and repulsive comics, goober-nose, yucky-wucky, a year of total hysteria, jesus, . . christ, slam my locker again and you ' ll get your face kicked in, you got it, chucky, you should have ssen your face, picking out our honeymoon out- fits from the lingerie dept. , four on the floor, Kicking Donkey pub, you and me on the run. . . we had some fun. To Li: What is a friend. . . Someone to laugh with. Someone to cry with. Someone to talk to, Someone who listens. She ' s always been there. And I know she always will be. To James: As I look back, I smile. We ' ve had good times. As I look forward, 1 smile once more. I know we ' ve got we ' ve got more coming Thanks, James It ' s sad when you wake up and find that all those angels and all that love (that made life so exciting and unpredictable) were all just part of and innocent dream and dreams are predictable in that they always end up being just dreams and not reality. . . . 57