Phillips High School - Phillipian Yearbook (Phillips, ME)

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T H E Montford - Ever touch it? Robert - No. Montford - Ever taste it? R. - No. M. - Did you ever smell it? R. - No, of course not! M. - Well, then you don't believe you have any-and I don't either. Miss Page-I'm giving you zero in your English exams. Virgil S.-Oh, that means nothing in my young life. Mr. Kittredge was giving some final in- structions in football last fall. Suddenly he turned to Curt, a sub that hadn't seen action all season and said, Curt, what would you do if we were on their ten-yard line and they intercepted our pass? Curt pondered a while and finally said, In that case I would probably move further up the bench to see better. Smoking a cigarette Everett R. advanced to the bus driver and demanded a half-fare ticket to Rangeley. L' What, cried the driver, a kid like you smoking a cigarette? 'I 'K Kid be blowed, was the indignant re- ply, I'm sixteen! Full fare pleasef' As two Cushman H trucks followed along behind a tar wagon one morning, they passed many Sanders along the way. They also passed two Walkers H going to- wards the Mills. To save hitting the pea ple they both turned out: one truck hit a stick of Wood, while the other hit two White chickens taking the Wing U off one. The first house they stopped at they found an important Voter of the town lying on a Davenport complaining with a Tooth- akefrjf' He was suffering so much he was sure he was going to Dyefrj.', His wife was sputtering at him because he had Burnftjham as he forgot to watch it while she was Dustin. They decided that nothing was needed, so they passed on through the Gates, and so let us turn the Page and pass on too. PHILLIPIAN 29 Prof: What is the symbol for water? M.Beal: HIIKLMNO Prof: What makes you think so? Miss Beal: You said yesterday it was H to O. Mrs. Cushman: When I was young I tho't nothing of getting up at five in the morning. Nedra: Well, I don't think so much of it myself. Nelda answered the phone. Voice: Is your mother engaged? Nelda Cthinking hardj: Why, I think she's married. Bud Shultz: Did you say a sentence had to have a subject and predicate? Miss Page: Yes. Bud: I can give a sentence without a sub- ject and predicate. Miss Page: Let's hear it. ' Bud: Thirty days. Milk: Do you think I'm foolish? Ginny: Don't ask me embarrassing ques- tions. Bob McKeen: Gosh, Miss Page is old. Phyllis: How do you know? Bob: Well she said she used to teach Caesar. IT'S ALL GREEK TO HIM Young Newt Toothaker In Latin Two Makes mistakes as We all do. His biggest boner Of the year Will to your eye Bring many a tear. When are we going to read Homer? He asked Miss Page one day. Poor teacher only looked at him And didn't know what to say. For Homer is as Greek As Greek can be So his big mistake You can easily see.

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28 T H E -QIQC: l Z!!! kk K k SENIORS R. Ii.-Rugged Brute B. R.-liigboy Ross L. V. -- Likes Victory I. VV.-lust Whistles L. S.-Laughs Suddenly D. W.-Does Wonder V. W.-Vain Woman S. D.-Shuns Dames E. K.-Ever Kissable I. S.-- jolly Sale E. R.-Ever Ready M. S.-Mighty Sassy L. H.- Lives Happily H. H.-Hunts Happiness W. M.- VVoman's Man! ! I N. C.--Never Contented K. C.-Kiddish Child F. li.-Funny Hoy ,. Dimp I.-I can read you like a book. Nedra-Why don't you then? You skip what you don't like in a book. Why linger over it in me? Howard I-I.-At the dance Thurs. nite, my suspenders broke right in the middle of the dance Hoor. lean S.-Weren't you embarassed? Howard -No, Bud had them on. Harvey L.-Why does so small a cavity feel so large to the tongue, Doctor? Dr. Thurlow-lust the natural tendency of the tongue to exaggerate, I suppose. Mayo R. - Glen told me that you told her the secret. I told her not to tell you. Alice-The mean thing! I told her not to tell you I told her. PHILLIPIAN -x Uillill' KE ! ofxtvpk X!! it I Mayo-Well, don't tell her that I told you she told me. Miss Page-You can't sleep in my class. Bill B.-If you didn't talk so loud, I could. Mr. McLeary-Now, Miss Huntington and Miss Kennedy, what are you doing, learning something? Mertie and Verna together-No, we're listening to you. Mr. K.-Where do we find mangoes? Linwood T.-Where woman goes. Flash - Speed? Why that old car of mine cannot be stopped on the hills. Eleanor-Yes, I know. Mine was that way before I had the brakes Hxed. Prof. was explaining the law of gravitation and how it prevented people from falling off the earth. VVhen he had Finished he invited questions from the class. Please Prof, asked Earle E., what kept them on the earth before that law was passed? Miss Page-What is a myth. Norman D.-A myth is a little moth. Geraldine K. Qin a drug storej--Does this lipstick come off easily? Clerk-Not if you put up a fight. Robert P. -I believe that things I can see, touch, taste and smell are the only things real. All else is mere illusion. Montford M.-Did you ever see your brain? Robert-No.

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ami 5A Wm .M Q, ,A-.she -. A. ,e J f 1 N 34' 'I' H li P H l I. Ll P I A N IJ V V ' ' L 0 f Gu L A fl I M Q1 ff .D I U lg . I 0 M 17' ' la' f fb . X CLASS UF '55 Richard Blanchard, employed, Trenton, New jersey. Ruth Bunnell, nee McLaughlin, at home, Phillips. Monrcll Dunham, employed in Strong. listelle Fraser, nee Tyler, Qnursel, Frank- lin Memorial Hospital, Farmington. Everett Fraser, at home, Avon. Holman Grover, employed, Hartford, Conn. Lionel Harnden, at home, Phillips. Ruth Hinkley, nee Grover, at home, Avon. Madeline Kenniston, at home, Phillips. lilouise Plaisted, nee Hardy, at home, Dryden. Dana Richardson, employed, Phillips Hdw. Co., Phillips. Beverley Sanders, Cnursel, Lying In Hos- pital, Boston. Wilson Smith, teaching in Portland, Maine. lidrie Sutelille, nee Gile, at home, Farm- ington. Kathleen VVeed, Cpministerl, employed at Livermore Falls. Winilred Wheeler, nee Moores, employed, Phillips. CLASS OF '56 lithel Buluier, nee Walker, at home, West Phillips. llelen lones. nee Voter, at home, Carthage. Leonard Kinney, employed at Phillips. Virginia Oldham, Private Duty Nurse, Lewiston, Me. Kyra Rich, nee Gladden. at Houghton, Me. Christine Reed, Qnursej, E. M. G. Hos, pital, Bangor. Carlos Ross, College, North Carolina. Marianne Russell, U. of M., Orono. liliott Steward, employed at Main St. Mar- ket, Phillips. CLASS UF '37 Don Beal, employed in Augusta. Conrad Gould, at home, Avon. Anita Haggan, employed in Augusta. Cora Harnden, employed in Phillips. Gerald Holt, at home, Phillips. Norman Richardson, employed in Phillips. lohn Storer, at home, Avon. Doris Toothaker, nee Weseott, employed, Berst Foster, Dixlield Co., Phillips. Virgal Voter, employed in Royalston, Mass. Paul White, employed in Lynn, Mass. Carol VVilliamson, nee Woodrull, at home, Phillips. CLASS OF '38 Margaret Batcheldor, nee Walker, at home, Dallas. Florena Badger, nee Heath, at home, Phillips. Richard Beal, at home, Avon. Richard Bowman, employed, Hollymill, lVIe. Pearl Cushman, lSecretaryl, Forster Mfg. Co., Strong. Regina Deraps, employed, B. F. D. Co., Phillips.