Phillips High School - Phillipian Yearbook (Phillips, ME)

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E P I NI1s Storer 1n French I ll hat ls an ommbus 1 b1rd or an an1mal9 s S Xl hat IS the ld10m for to e leepx Nlr held Idont now NI s S Xou had better learn It when xou haxc t1me ll m1ght come 1n handy Idl'IIllDgIOI'l 1sn t so w1de awake' X SGIIIOI' ll hat would happen 1f Irof 5lIOlllCl neefe wh1le takmv the roll call' X jumor lhe whole Ifreshman class would stand tI'oor l1ttle 1nnocents J Xdwnce to the lean Dont eat fast Xdxlce to the lat Don t eat, fast lo El une Badger Its easv enough to be happy when one as beautw and xouth But the glfl worth wh1le IS the glrl who can sm1le just 1tter she s lost '1 front tooth Nlontress Xhng, 1 temper to match her ha1r A q1rl from l'arn11ngton, apply tm Norman t ' H jennw IIWFEDCC w1der alsles 1n the ma1n room so she may walk back from the desk w1thout tumblmff over the seats Ela1ne Badger 1 new tooth N IUHIC Ifo s a chew of XX 1gf.gl1ng ffum Ruth Le'1x1tt 1 Hunter th1t she mn stop Tmkermg Dot X ose unbreakable test tubes Everett Harnden unbreakable m1lk bottles Rus ell Qtmchneld a posltlon as drawmg teacher o ls Lf 1x1tt 1 clown to glwe hlm new pomts 111 lLI'lllJlIlSI'I1 oger Xbflls 1 11lenr1r to keen 1 c1te strawht lh1l1p Qmuh 1 DOQIIIOH as pr1v1te secret1rx Iso he could re 1d notesb Pl1z1beth Russell 1 m11zzle to keep her from CTIUU lnf Dont worrx 1f xour 1ob ls small And xour reward are few Remember that the mwhtx o'1k XX ls once 1 nut l1ke xou NIlsS lage 1n hnghsh IX Hr Falrbankg, d1d xou exer look 21 cow 1n the face' ra er 1n r I ease put xour Hum 1n the waste basket gum, and m1ss1ng bas put thls 1n the basket 1ns t 1d 1 lnff mother chew from pocket ss mart to Fraser fthrow1nv et I c n lrof 1n Busmess Irammff NI1ss Qtorer 1f xou were gfllllg to put money 1n tl1e bank w hat would xou do hrs 7 N ISS S I wou d get the monew first ro Ito Iogg 1n General Qcxence llh1t 1re some of the msects found NIa1ne9 77 gg Bugs 'I here s room at the top the 'iemor s'11d ks he pl 1ced h1sl11nd on the Freshman s head 'Iheodore was a chem1st tlne Cause the stuff he Wlll comb1ne Qhoots from the ce1l1nU to the floor 'XI1ss Smart ls tl1ere anythxnv xou would l1ke to know about xour French' NIr Xl. l11te Xes I would l1ke to know '1 lot about ll but I dont Prof ln talk durmff afternoon QXCFCIQCQ Remember the speakmg at the hall tomfrht Please do not get over 'IUXIOUQ and no1sy Xou w1ll all hue wour turn to speak soon WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF Bracklew DINNCCI 1 note wlthout IITSI re1d1nff 2 Ileld d1dnt t1e h1s leffs 1n a hard knot when he QIIS down 1n Pnghsh II? XIHXIPC lost her x 1n1tx case? Xlaude couldnt tlnd her um Xlnton illfl IIIIICQ wrote ome notes? lennx forgot to cheer? Nlontre s Xl 1nff couldnt talk? Ehzabeth Rus ell went amwhere alone Qtanton Xl h1te lost h1 blu ha Iend1ll Xbbott couldnt Ormu 'J 'J T H P H I L Ll A N 25 A .NS K, ' . -L. , .N L . . . ,qu , 7 ' i'2 ' ' f' .. .- A '-o ' Mis' ' ' ' ' ' ' b l 1 S Blxgg S 2 , If s ' F , I-'A V1 A '. .. vu , k 11, 12 5 ' . , .77 . IS' H.-N I . ' I Q I rs . -l ' , , ,, - . ' - - k J- Hell, 21 ' ' - - , ,- -. ,. , .-1 ' Qt-2 Tak' ,, 2 ' , A- K' ' fr I ' ' 7 ' , . 4. N , . I . . gb . Q 1 ' v - Y- .U ' ' ' H- rs' A -- ' 1 5 l ' I ' Q rs Q ' - ' ' 1 ' 2 ' , I --U ' ' , I . , at vw , . .. 2 D -1 ' AI. S sit-1 I V 'V 5 lv A ,' Adu ' -1 A K . I , 1 . fp- ' . .21 I 4 . L . 31 rs . . Z 2 I 2 ' :- , ' , ' 1 vy h F0 w-1. .H L -, . 1, y . i V V l I I. I I- . I .ll 1 D ft I - . , . ' 2 3 2 ' 5 2 2 . . 2 : 5 ,i 2 . WANTED BY, But now he's had enoughiand more, A . .I . Q A, 1 1 . 5 , lfiel I, I . . S. , i A I , 41 V Q V. .1 . . - A .. L A , , 5 -, , f ' . . , , 4 -rv v v ' ' C 1 . . - ,' ' rs fi - . D ' . h 'H n 1 , Z ' . C ' ' K 2' , I 2 QI' . 1 ' P: .' ,H- . Y . i .. 5 , C C 5 ' ' ' . 2. M I ' C A M' ' ' . ' Q ' . ' , I . ' c I 1' S L ' 1 .yy S hp . . . ' . . U . -iil H ll'g 12 , 2 ' ' ' Y v M v. . 1 . l 5. ' Z - 2 'ls I 2. V ' C.. 1 , L r, R 7 S. 2 '2 I2 ' I h's l2 5 M 'tj , , , n , . V ' -5 - . . 1 .hu H ' ' ' , ' ' - ' 2 1 v , I 4 . - , 1 , - c - L , , , 1. 2 - 1 .' . 5 '2 j . 1 . 2 Q 2 , A L X ' Q iq I rs.:-HV 1 'z I l S I . . , Y . v . .2 . l - -- B f - ,. . v 1 ' 5 'z ' is ' .' ' - 'P 1' , - , ' ' ' 's s .

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E P l GOSSIP In Itr II Nlr Lawrence rarsed hrs hand and asked ln an Innocent way Nlav I have my pencrl' I1ss S Lertamly Nh' L Xl ell Nlr Harnden has rt and I cin t bet It tlhen after an effort on Nlr L s party XI1ss S sald Here are some penclls on mv desk dont quarrel oyer pencrls lhen after a moment asked Hoyv old are you two anyway two or two and a half? NIr L Almost three We ahree they certamlv act nt I rof XX hat would you suggest m the case of a person s eatrng POISON mushrooms? 'Xhss Bunnell A change of dlet Bob Lawrence Drd you know that the butcher uses all of the plg except hrs squeal9 Fogg Xes and the buver uses that when he hears the prrce of the pork Prof NIr Smrth you are always at the foot of the class Cant you get another place? Mr Smrth No the others are all taken VR hen the Professor marks NI1ss Hardy late thrnffs are gettlng bad but when the student puts hls pencll m the waste basket and trres to wrlte wrth hrs gum lt IS gettmg so all hands need a vacatlon Heard while Prof was talkmg to some Semor bovs Prof Well I suppose you yy1ll be looklng for a P G course now Vlorcester No well be lookmg for a Prof XX hat IS a curved l1neP Fraser It IS a strarght l1ne that has been bent Heard 1n Chemlstry class Prof VS hat are used to make nalls Nlrss Nose 'fSteel, because when vou drlve lt crooked rt bends I' aw N., ev-'-1 ff w e 2' M ws,y N as 1Heard rn Busmess Law whrle takmg up the meamng of the w ordj XX hat do you call a man yyho shovels snoyv for you? NI1ss Dunham An agent I rof Xes, he represents you ln the snow drlft 'Nlr Vl hltney as he enters NI1ss Smart s room Iye changed my mmd Xlrss Smart Does rt work any better than the old one d1d9 IX hat IS the lxhhtest known elemen Prof asked 'XI1ss Storer Hydrohen Prof VS hat IS IIS prmclpal use? Nlrss S For the making of snowshoes In an lntellrgence test one of the questrons was Name a commandment of four words Nlr XX hlte s answer was Keep off the grass -Xn lnterested lndlyxdual rnqulred how they were lmprovlnf, YVltl'l the mmstrel show Xlrss Page Oh they are IITIPYONIDH greatly' -Xt frrst lt was only Prllsburvs that complamed, now 1t IS the whole nelghbor hood 74 T H P l-4 5 L L I A N nj ,,n- X jf:-. .,,. ba. ,:j, ,sion n- ',.5.'fq'.Q 1 '.'-'S' fe.-xg ' . -A Q . , . ' ' ,Milf Q, MVR S-ig. - - r. ' 'F 'W ff' f 1 ' ' rg , ,-,ff , ,M - . . ., ' ' if '7 ,, If-. ' AA 1 w ,7 -L-, A l .1 fl ' 3 A .Q . Q- X ff, , M xx ' ' l x' . . .- , I , X' o , , ygyk Z . U . I , . h ' -3- il , X Y . l . U . r .J t M . - . y , V Xa A yf .ta .. . V l N K - - 1 LL-5 X s ', . ' v I H ' lk - Ei g xx , - - 1, V X ' 4 nb l Y Y ,. . , H N. , . ,-Y -' , I ' ' .. ' tvs' WW 1d , , X X Y, U ' . Q ' ' ' ' r ll f 1- Q . ,a . I . l , X S 5 H .r v , , , I , - ,elf J 1 A W - , I , . ' , . . ,, . H W 4 . . . , X N - .. - rv - , 1'--Wg. u t I '- I - . . X Q. x X - x L 1 ' '- xg - , . J l 7 ' Q n 'J u ' yy um Y . ' , ' ,' ' 3 . ' ,. L . 7 M . Y C V V i ' AL 75 M ' A T A 1 ' ' ' 7 5 . as ' ' , v , .. . . ., aa . ' it ' , ,Y . - , , . Y , s. 1 , - 77 A ' . is n 'T' . ' . . I ' . ' 'I - v , . . Y. . . . . 7 ' u ' ' ' gr: . 0 ' t v - ,' , ' ra , U 77 . . H v H . . T . . N ,- ' ,- I 11 ' tt ,- , va , U - Y , v. A 1 J. o. BY, - - - , xx Y rr 1, ' ' ' 77 I ' 7 Y v . U 77 it . . . 77 u n 1 n . n . , , Y . . U . . Y. . . Z A . H V 7 . 7. li ' , ' rs ' v ' ' Y

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E P I Stanton II hlte freidtng 1n Qhakespeares Nlidsummer Xvht s DFQIHI I a mer maid on a dumplingf s Idolphin sl back 'Ihe other du I ch1nced to meet X fnrl xmlkinff up the street qhe was alone and that s funnx too But where he was I nexer knexx Lxcelsior' II I1o 11 IS the v1rID Ierh1ps xou c1nt guess Xnd 1f I told it would just n11ke 1 mess I so you will not think me just 111 I codger, Uwe wou '1 'IIII o 1sk Roff r I xcelsiorl Bernice qtexens ftellmff an 1nt1dent from Jtts I dx te 1 Illen nent down to the hort of the I1ke and iumped 1nto a scallop Ish 1IIopj Lonnie Haxent xou he1rd' 'X iss I 120 Drown? I onme N Xliss Iage Lost Lonnie 'Xliss Iage IX hat became of 1 LOIIHIC brew up into 1 dog Xlong came Dot in all of a hump For she alxx 11 Goes mth a hop and a Jump She came to a puddle all too soon Cause there he done ft down go boom Then up she gets in all of a flutter How me Iatfed and how she d1d putter, -XII covered mth mud from head to shoe We sure did lauvh now wouldnt xou S CAN SOL INIXGINE -XII the Seniors going 1nto I nv IX at once Foqg s WHIIxlI1U to school with a girl? kenneth Iairbanks mth straivht hair Ixerett Harnden lttinv stillt Robert Laurence not irguinv Beatrice Stex en noisx Prof D151 X011 say somethm Miss XIIHQ7 Nhss Ihnv No I didnt Pro X ou tilk so much I couldnt e QUOTATIONS X IIIIII of I11 fI1 1de1ls '1nd a character for carrxinq o11t tI1o e 1de1ls Nlr II h1tten1ore None but hersclf can be her par1llel N sl b sx Q16 mu Je e Xliss Q111 1rt lttt undone those tlunfs which hue done 1nd ne iaxc cone ich vxc OLIIIII t 1 Houextr wou IIL hue ouf II tiose things cone Qtmors 1 1 n sit IUIIIIS I lox d IX lute ome men 11111 born foi ffre1t nnff Some mtn ture born for sn11Il Qome it is not recorded III11 thex were born at Xrehie Roue Hax den Iairbink Hold tI1e fort' I111 Z1 conunv Q ecil II orcester IS 1 st1r when o ly Is shining in tI1e skx Beatrice Htrdw X 1111 19 the Ie1f upon the stream Ind tickle 1s 1 clitmffeful drean1 I'Ia1ne B1dffer as 1 spider III the center of '1 Lxanvellne Bed ,od n11de the Fngllsh made the Dutch ,or made the Iuniors But he d1dn t make much ontented we J ,od Iumors I nex er thrust 1111 nose 111to other m II porridge kenneth Fairbanks VI here there is hfe there is hope 'Iheodore Beal 1 inff til inf talking' Ihrouffh the drearx midmvht dame ilkinff talking ta mg 1 the Iwht of morning came Robert Lan rence I 1111 '1s sober as a judve Dorothx Qmith schol1r 'md a gentleman Y inton I oter 26 I I-I - P H I L Ll A N KI I I 2 . . A 1 ' N 1 '- MA I -UL I , E N 1 . . . - .1 , ' ' l - A - .N . . Q 7, I 4 KL Z . c 4 1 I , 11' z 1-A' -1 A I . 2 ' e It I e 3' - -Iis' Iiige. -' - 1 ' - , - ' '1 uxj ,I z-' I . sh will aid ' ,, ' 1 , . Y , ' - 5 . 1 , . .1 . -I 1 A ,,, xx-C to 1 . V 2 , l, v, I , -' - . ' . 2 gi -1 I 5 ' 45 wh I no to lztve lut D' ' ' I 1 olt 1 1' III 15 ' 1 IMF? I-I' oc- I sI:1II never he aware of my own wil 31 ' ' IIIIIII I b1'e11la 11' QIi1s tht' gt it. ' . I , -' -As - -1 5 115,11 Set A' 421 H' of h Lake J- 1 ' Q 1 -1 1 5 2 3 ' ' -2 -I If j ' ' alll Miss I'age4 How's that puppy Uinah?l' 'Sweet swan of Avon. A I' HZ T.. ' . 11 .1 . ' - - hiv- 4 . 1 1 j ' 1 ' - , Fair if 1 , z ' ' one ' vA.4N0-fy L. 5. ' ' ' ,',.73 ' 1 ' ' A ' ' 't? ' 1 '. ' .4 1 , ' , 1- 41 ', ' . . ' 1 1 . 1 1, L N . 1 '1' 1, z ' , A, ' - . 1 1 l, . - X 5 - V' ' ' 'TN 1 ' . , i . . L- . ' I . 1 , 2 . . , S .1 Z' , 1-- --Q' 2 .4 Q . C' V . ., C Q i . . , .- , - Q-f , ' S - I I D -, N r- 1 - ' A . ' . M. C1 .'31. I S .' -f 9 2 i' Z , . ' ' : ' v 3 M v .Q . . .. A . ,.,. . 1 Q ' . I I In r- ' , . . . ' f :' -1 -' ' '? I'F.IIQ ,I z k gf ' l. r- ,i 1 v . . l .2 , , ' H ' . K I. , . , Y 1 ' 5? Iz ' -Y 1 i' I lk D! N - I 5 I Il ,, . I ,' - - I g- + -M A' c In - I rw 'ii . . A .. 11, - ' ' U L 2 u L ' 5 A I . 1. ' If! ' z ' T t ll. -