Phelps Central High School - Highlights Yearbook (Phelps, NY)

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Adsitt, William Beniamino, Santa Blair, Richard Blankenburg, Nancy Crowley, John Cummings, Ann Denison, Judith Deuel, Richard DeWind, Carolyn Dunham, Zelmeta Finewood, Harold Fling, Margaret Flood, Paul Frederick, Nina Haers, Philip Haich, Arlene Hall, Sara Henderson, Joan Mack, Guilford Main, Lois Maines, Kenneth McIntyre, Nancy Morse, Ruth Nieskes, Gary Norsen, Dewayne Norsen, Gary Parker, Agnes Phillips, Marlene Rockefeller, Jane Rouland, Virginia Salisbury, Philip Scherbyn, Paul Schroeder, Lynn Smolinski, Esther Tellier, John Treadwell, Judith Trickler, Sylvia Ulmer, Diane Walters, , Suzanne Webb, Barbara Wolfe, Rodney Firecrackers Make -up Football S weaters Being called Jackie Plymouth Thruway bridge Unusual personality Sleeping in a bathtub Frequent vacations Cars Cigars Cameras Quietness A ccidents Unusual dress S mile Si ze Halloweening Smoking unlighted cigarettes Curly hair Trailers Stocking cap Fixed juries Colored trousers Newark Giggle Height Pajama parties Blowing mufflers Dodge Sleeping in classes Sobriety? Diamond Onstage and offstage performances Weekends at Alfred U. Dimples Disposition Walk S ponging Personality! ? I Horoscope Juvenile court Miss Connolly Work Uncle Sam Being called Jackie Prissy girls Tradition People who don't like red hair Refreshment committees Mr. Carr Women drivers People who make short stories long Juvenile court Sisters Miss Connolly Domestic cigarettes Refreshment committees Spongers Edward R. Murrow Mrs. Avery Work Trailer haters Hunting seasons Juvenile court Selling magazines Careful Drivers Giddy and flirtatious girls Short people Brothers School People who like cats Short girls Cold classrooms Mr. Coty -. Juvenile court Cicero Four cent stamps Cat haters Mr. Ninestine Sarcastic teachers Class meetings Girls Nick A mbition Dave Football Boys Phys. Ed., Teacher Girls Diets Dickie Parker hunting Red Olds' Pipes Cats Cars Foreign cigarettes Smoked herring Dick Rockets Wild, Wild Parties S andy Ronnie Ovie Girls Wild driving Ford Jerry Pushing mops Earl Grandmother's dou Cider Newark girls Dancing Gary Mistletoe Ceramic engineer Cookies Letters from Pa. Albert Frannie 'I Wine . Women, and To own a farm To own Hazel Bishops Inc. To command SAC To be a nurse in men's ward of Naval hos. To get Mr. Ninestine's job To open a bachelors' home 5' 6 To be a singer To be a bone crusher To join the Air Force To catch a parker To find a -rr-grhole where ' ladies are invited To own 10, O00 acres of Alaska To own an Imperial To take a corner at. more than 90 mph. To live on Park Avenue To take that ride with Jane To raise little Guards To be a scientist To find some blue grass in Kentucky To make a million dollars To join with a newspaper To own a car that doesn't use gas To find an easy way to make money To graduate To change the school policy To swim the English Channel with Jerry To join the Wagon Train To ride in a rocket To get a reliable car To be a vagabond To be a farmer To invent a smokeless cigarette To get along with Gary's mother To get a passing mark in physics To warm P.C.S. in winters To find infinity ' To succeed Della Street as Perry Mason's secretary 'I'o go to Hawaii To marry a millionaire To say the right thing ar gh k . . S, . , H--4 -,FQ-q-w A ,FVY NWWMH 'f f- -v up - Q J-' .1-' 4-'. 1-1 I-1 n-1 n-e l-A r-1 s-4 0-c 'J-. ,-1 ,..., Z gg l-4 Q., 'A-4 'H - s -. -. -. u -T ' ff' I-I I-I 'Irs li u-A n-Q y-q Q Z g E Nd Q Q, E 5' :F :ga :sq 37 C5 T C1 I -S 57 vnu lg IN + -A - g - 5 5. Q u 'Y-K :P-Q 'T

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1 ' - ff -.gif-i5,fJLg?Q1'. ' gg., 313 X J. . ' . -fr -' 'M f' 1- -. .','.g','f-gif: r. ..-'? -' .A - ' 1 'f N '-'3'i-f'L-4o19bi!:-,- - , Y- Class Prophecy It is the year 2039 in heaven. The members of the class of '59 are found on their own private person- al cloud, number 201. They have heard that the time has finally come when the last member will leave earth to join them beyond the Pearly Gates. This is Jack Tellier, lifetime playboy, and youngest mem- ber of the class. Now all must wait with the patience of saints for his arrival. The beautiful music of the Deuel Band of Angels is heard, led by no other than Richard carrot top Deuel. Top soloist of the group is Diane Ulmer, former Metropolitan Opera star. Paul K. Flood, Colonel of the Tactical Air Command, orders the class to stand at attention as Guilford Mack lands his newly invented electronic rocket. Mrs. Jane Rockefeller Speanburg, Mrs. Joan Henderson Guard, Mrs. Agnes Parker Higley, are talk- ing quietly of the children they left behind with Mrs. Nancy Mclntyre Horton in front of her trailer. Nan's trailer was brought up with the special permission of the High Command . fNan wou1dn't come without it.J Cornell graduate Gary Nieskes and Hobart alumnus Jack Crowley are feuding over the merits of their alma maters. Breaking up the heated discussion is democratic minded Philip Salisbury, former Supreme Court Justice. An intellectual conversation is being engaged in by teachers Sylvia Trickler and Marlene Phillips, who are desperately trying to explain to Santa Beniamino why angels have wings! Lois Main and Mrs. Peggy Smolinski English are busily using their typing ability to put out the holy edition of the Harper's Bazaar magazine under the divine supervision of Mrs. Judith Denison Overslaugh. Directly beneath cloud 201 lies a heavenly patch of ready--to--be--harvested harp plants. The class's expert agriculturalists, William Adsitt, Harold Finewood, and Paul Scherbyn float down to the patch to gather their crops. Mrs. Judith Treadwell Ulmer is seen sitting quietly, dreaming of the blue grass of Kentucky, as she expertly produces ceramic halos in mass production. Sleeping peacefully Qof coursej on their fluffy beds are Barbara Webb and Arlene Haich. This rest is needed, for just before they were called from earth, these girls successfully completed a long contem- plated bicycle tour of Europe. X Loud noises are heard from a section occupied by Gary Norsen, who is busily putting fender skirts and duals on his chariot. Richard Blair, formerly of the Air Force, and Kenneth Maines of the Army are chatting of their past brilliant careers, as their lifetime buddy and heaven's only delinquent angel, -- Rodney Wolfe, --saunters up. Rod actually became a famed construction engineer while on earth. Doing her job well, as always is Lynn Schroeder. She and St. Peter are counting and totaling new comers to heaven. Lynn was a well loved math professor at Columbia University for over 50 years. Near- by is Nina Frederick, accountant, who neatly and accurately keeps the books on the passing out of harps and wings at the gate. Suzanne Walters and Nancy Blankenburg, efficient beauticians, keep busy beautifying heaven's angels. Bending over pinching curiously at the cloud is Zelmeta Dunham. She was once a lab technician and is always on a search for new specimens to study. A busy and extremely happy section of 201 is a playground for the families of the class members who have left earth to join their parents. The chubby little cherubs are under the angelic supervision of nurses Carolyn DeWind, Sally Hall, and Mrs. Ruth Morse Randall. Vicki Cummings, Cortland physical education major, is leading a frolicing group in a game of Ring around the Rainbow. Tending to the flowers on the playground, attired in a many colored robe, is DeWayne Norsen, former Experimental Station employee Keeping the affairs of 201 running smoothly is Mayor Philip Haers, who once held the same position in,Phelps. Virginia Rouland, telephonic operator, is placing calls for Phil to other heavenly communities. Suddenly, above the sounds of bustle and activity, comes a loud, clear voice shoutlng Alright everybody, let's ily-hear it. Jack Tellier has arrived. Its none other than the still peppy and spry, Margi Fling, who incidently, was the United States' first woman president. With a blare of trumpets, and a fl ' h fh to welcome its last homeward angel. ouris o arps, halos and wings, the class of '59 gathers together Page 22