Peru State College - Peruvian Yearbook (Peru, NE)

 - Class of 1923

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Peru State College - Peruvian Yearbook (Peru, NE) online yearbook collection, 1923 Edition, Page 170 of 196
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Humor Tfting Outs PHARAOH STEVE OR FIRST ROYAL LOUNGE LIZARD When exhumed this efigy was so badly mutilated as to be scarcely recognizable, but the remnants were finally identified as those of Pharaoh Steve who met his death in a domestic fray. With the body were found one pocket flask, two Whiz Bangs, and three dozen life size photographs of himself. PHARAOH GOOPUM OR EXALTED RETAINER OF THE WIND BAG After unwinding yards of red tape, King Goofuin was instantly recognized by his funny face. Examination revealed that he met his death through undue exposure of his inwards on the side lines of the athletic field. Around his anatomy were found two megaphones, one clown suit, a deck of sewing cards, one jazz whistle, six rotten eggs, and several lessons on the latest slang phrases, including Tadpole’s Teddies, Robin’s Raincoats, and Kat’s Kimono. PHARAOH ZENIA OR THE FLOWER OF ROYALTY The petrified state of this ancient fossil was a pitiful sight to behold. It even brought tears to the eyes of the hardened old diggers to see the ravages which time had wrought upon the white neck tie which once glistened so brightly. It is said that on his death bed he grunted these immortal words, “All great men arc dead and dying, and I don't feel well myself." The interior of his tomb revealed 1 tennis racquet, 53 sonnets written by himself about himself, 1 dozen assorted pink toothpicks, two pairs of ruffled sleeve holders, and 500 1924 Peruvians, which were beginning to become readable. PHARAOH DAVID OR FIRST HIGH JAZZ HOUND History has dwelt in such detail upon the wicked dissipations of this slink-eyed cadaverous old villain that there was little left to be revealed by the discovery of his tomb. However, it might be of interest to note that besides his remains the tomb also contained a pair of shell-rimmed spectacles, 3 unfinished Chemistry experiments, I bottle of Bay Rum, 3 pairs of dice, a broken fiddle, and 3 copies of Jazz Music: "When You and I Were Young Maggie”, “When You Wore a Tulip and 1 Wore a Big Red Rose", and "The Midnight Fire Alarm”, (grande gallop dc coupe). PHARAOH GEORGE OR IMPERIAL LARD CAN Though ample provisions had been made in the supply of air and water coolers for the long journey of his soul, it must have been a sad day when King Tiny kicked off of the old tcrrcstial ball for he had just started to reform the earth and had not even gotten to himself yet. Time had dealt kindly with the remnants of this old monarch for in the sepulcher were found a book on after dinner speaking which had never been opened; a song of his own composition entitled. "1 laughed and the world laughed with me. I brayed and I brayed alone"; also a badly charred little ditty—"Chickens may come and chickens may go, but I shall crow-forever.” One Hundred Fifty fom

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Advertising - - a friendly store and a good place to buy-- Lincoln, Nebraska The University School of Music LINCOLN — ESTABLISHED 1894 Music Dramatic Art A Large Faculty of Specialists Complete Courses Leading to Degree Modern Equipment Visitors Welcome Information on Request 11th and R Streets One Hundred Fifty-five

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