Payson High School - Longhorn Yearbook (Payson, AZ)

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Zowee---Trudy Cryger comes swooping down in her Cadillac craft. Trudy does a little secretary work now and then, but during the summer season she takes on her stage name, Trudeth M. Qfor massive, Bulgebottom. She is a stand-in for the fat lady in the Universal Circus. Speaking of Cadillacs, here comes another with Kathy Probst in it. Kathy is the head of a large company that makes ve ry vendibilable vernalvenus vermi- celli traps, on Venus of course. Gadzooks, duck---Doc Dimbat! ! ! ! In his souped up spacemobile no less! Doc is an engineer working on plans to build an extension airway between Venus and Jupiter. Take care not to get infront of that souped up spacemobile, oh well, I guess it is okay because here comes a nurse from Neptune. The Florence Nightingale of the space age, Patti Picht. What's that commotion over there? Why it's Senator Charles Robert Mar- tin, filibustering of course, from Pluto. Before entering politics, Bobby was an atrocious success in business administration at the Pluto Pop-In Pop-Out Popcorn Plantation. Look! Here comes Leckie Cline and Janice Damron. Wonder what those two have been up to? Oh, they are secretaries putting in a three hour work week, pushing buttons for the Universal Uranus Uranium Users Utopia. Who's thathandsome guy over there? Why it's R. G. Randall himself. The famous milk skater who teaches milk skating on the Milky Way. We knew him when he was just plain ole Robert, but now days it's R. G. Do youhear music? Should have known it, it's Sara Croodnow. She has her own orchestra now ya know, it's called the North Star Symphony. And I do mean Symphony! ! ! ! Here comes Bern Walker, an engineer who is working on a special project, reconstructing spacemobiles after colliding with those cotton pickin' wandering meteorites. Maybe he should go see Lance? Voom!!!!!! -------- Screech!!!!!!---- ---- Clank!!!!!!---Theregoesthe flagstone again, it's Kay Flack, per usual! ! ! ! ! ! This top notch home econo- mist has been designing those new Saturn bathing suits with the rings in the right places---WOW! ! !! Well, it looks as though everybody is here, we'll have the count down and then off to the party! ! ! ! ! ! !! 10--9--8--7--6--5--4--3--Zu1--O BLAST oi-arm

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