Paxton High School - Reflector Yearbook (Paxton, IL)

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30 The Teuton High School Reflector Students - Send your Laundry to the— Paxton Steam Laundry For First-Class Work Phone 48 -FO R A= “Happy Home Cook and Light with Gas It’s Clean and Never Fails You Paxton Gas Co. Choice Flowers For Every Occasion Growers of Cut Flowers. Pot and Bedding Plants Also dealers in Seeds, Bulbs ard Nursery Stock. Addems, Morgan Co. South Market St., Paxton. Dr. S. S. FULLER Physician Surgeon PHONES SLside e’ 102 I Office, 63 PAXTON, ILL. FOR ANY— EYE, EAR, NOSE OR THROAT TROUBLE SEE DR. F. DUNCAN Physican and Surgeon PAXTON, ILLINOIS. Try a sack of the Famous Eaco Flour EVERY SACK GUARANTEED OR MONEY CHEERFULLY REFUNDED RODEEN BROS. Phone 147 PAXTON

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Tin Paxton High School lief lector 29 Gleaned From Exchanges “Much Study is a Weariness to the Flesh. Woodn’t You? A lath; I quite a door yo.i dear; I've hahways loved your laughter. Oh, window yoi intend to grant The wish iiiy hopes are rafter? VVh n r.-t I sawyt. s :ile 'twas plane I wo id re-jolce to marry; Oh, let . s to the joiners hie Nor longer shingle tarry! And now that I have axed you, dear. Plumb, square and on the level (I’ve always fanted 2 by 4) Don't spite hope's happy revel The cornice wavlg, Peggy, dear, The g.bles all are ringing; Why 1 t me p'ne? for, oh. you know I’m sawdust when I'm singing! Thirsty autcmoMlist, to a farmer standing beside his well: “Is this good pure water, sir?” ‘‘Val, I should say it was,” responded the farmer. “I had it scandalized hy a phronalogist and it contains one part of o hy.e and two parts of hydrophobia. I used to think I knew I knew But now I must confess The more I know I know I know The more I know the less. The teacher was instructing the class in the rudiments of the English language. John”, she said, “make a sentence using the word ‘indisposition’. ” John who was evidently of a pugilistic turn of mind, assumed an aggressive pose and announced, “When youse wants to fight you stands in disposition.” J.: “Is there any hydrogen in ci- der?” T.: “Inside who?” Mike: “I am trying to commit suicide.” Pat.: “Why don’t you put the rope around your neck?” Mike: “Shure, I had it there, but the blamed th'ng nearly choked me.” Teacher (assigning lesson) For tomorrow take the life of Cicero.” Voice from the rear: I wish we could, but he’s dead already.” Cieo: “Have you read ‘Freckles?’ Ruth: “No, mine are brown. “Though d adly germs in kisses hide. Ee'en at the price the cost is small; ’Tis better to have kissed and died Than never to have kissed at all.” Some br'ght student is responsible for this: A certain senior called up a girl friend and asked if there was anybody at home and, without thinking, she said, “No, only the flatiron and It has a pressing engagement.” Also: “Nobody home but the sewing machine and it seams well.” And again: “Nobody but the thermometer and it’s go ng hy degrees.” By reading the Paxton High School Reflector we learn that they are testing their skill as poets and from the number of poems in the paper, they have a quite talented high school.— From the Washington High School “Nautilus.

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The Paxton High School Reflector 31 Sternan Solid Alcohol Stove For Efficiency and Economy in THE HOME, THE SICKROOM, THE CAMP, on the AUTO TOUR, and anywhere that a small, compact, and efficient stove is needed. Stove complete ...............45c Stove with pan ...............65c 2 Cans Solid Alcohol .........25c Johnson Jewelry Co. Middlecoff Bldg. PAXTON For First-Class Work —call on— ()() MOORE NORDQUIST Below Lundberg. SHAVES, HAIRCUTS. SHAMPOOS. ETC. LICENSED BARBERS Mesdames Lindberg Denman Wishes the lad;es of Paxton and vicinity to call at the GIFF-GAFF and see their line of ladies' furnishings. Lowest Cash Prices. The New Spring- Hats are in $1.00 to $5.00 New Spring Shirts are in 50c to $2.00 Swell line of Silk Shirts at $2, 3, 3.50 and $4. New Neckwear is in Peterson Clothing Co. The House of Quality PAXTON, ILLINOIS GO TO THE FRED A. SMITH LUMBER CO. To get your “Can’t Sag Gates.