Paterson Eastside High School - Mirror Yearbook (Paterson, NJ)

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PROPHECY Marie Fusilli is engaged in buying miles of hempen rope. Still hoping, you know, to, hitch her wagon to a star. Martin Platt is doing his best to show his breeding and imbibe a bowl of soup of dandelions brought to Miss Durbin. A billboard catches our roving eye depicting the latest movie venture of our own Donald Hall, known now as the possessor of the profile of the silver screen. Central Park provides the setting for Henry Hankel's act for the Rustle Tustle Muscle Builder. Stage effects . . . Hank lifting tons of bar bells and dumbells. No we don't mean Bart Vuolo, he's in Mesopotamia. joseph Leonard, now one of the city's fire Chiefs', innuring firemen to the thrill of catching fire victims. He received special training in high school in jumping from windows f3rd story onesj. The strain of Leffertz's Fourth Movement in Asia Minor wafts from a window in Greenwich Village. No wildlhaired Bohemian greets our eyes but none other than the composer of such hits as ujdhnny and Frankie and I've been working on the Mirror, he, himself, George Leffertz. We meant to drop in on Jerome Gardenia Perchik but in his post as Public Relations Counsel for the United States government, he is busily em- ployed in distant Andora convincing the natives of that nation the glories of Woman's Suffrage. Not a bad idea donchathink? Out in Rockaway we meet jack Wilkin, one-time golf champ, now chief greens keeper there. If he learns to cut lawns much faster, Tony's job at East- side will be in danger. Our list of names exhausted we look around amazedly. What heathen land is this? Our hearts sink at the prospect of the tramp back from this seemingly deserted spot. But ever to the rescue comes the U. S. Army. Sargeant Zallo fstill retiredj toots his tweet and from every rock, tree and fence spring the boys from the U. S. Navy and home we go in the style we would like to be accustomed to. M. W. P.

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