Paterson Eastside High School - Mirror Yearbook (Paterson, NJ)

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x ,M-.,,,,.-,,-q . , V - --1--r.. ' . - .xv - -- SENIOR YEAR BOOK 47 Oh! Rudolph. There was a young man from Pikes Peak ' Who thought that he looked .like the Sheik . On his hair there was seen 'Nough bandoline To run a garage for a week. lk ll 1 Vanity Fair. Some love two, Some love three, But I love one, And that is me. lk Ik ik Anna S.-What kind of a singer is Alice? Dinah R.-A perfect scream, ll' Ill lk Loretta C.--I got zero in my Math exam. Marion R.-That's nothing. Loretta C.-What's nothing? Marion R.-Zero. 2: sg 4: Minnie'R.-'I hear that Mildred strained her voice last night. Dinah L.---Yes, she sang through a screen door. 91 8 11 He--Gosh, I got 50W in my intelligence test. She-Oh, you must be a half-wit then. ak 8 sk Frieda A.-You've been smoking a Camel. Dave M.--How do you know? Fireda A.-There'e a hair on your shoulder. . 1 li il Dillerence in Terms. Bob-I think I'll buy my girl one of those forgiveness boxes. Helen W.-What do you mean, forgiveness box? Why you mean Vanity Cases. Bob-Oh, yes, I knew they were some thing they made up with. i sk K He-Do you think a girl should ma.rry before twenty? She-Oh, Harry, I love a big wedding. 44 it ik I-Ie-I should think you girls would get up an orchestra. ' Sarah B.-Oh, we couldn't. He-Why not? Sarah B.-None of the girls would play sec- ond fiddle. , 4: as if Merle S.-Why is a boy who treads on a good looking girl's dress like a hunter? Helen W.-Because he is on the trail of a. dear fdeerj. ' Rebecca H.---Why is the letter U the most un- certain. Sadie C.---Because it is always in doubt. lk PF 251 Dinah L.--Why is a man who has lost his limbs forgotten by his friends? Ronah S.-Because they cannot remember fre-memberj him. il ik lk Tillie F.-Why might carpenters really be- lieve there is no such thing as a stone? Barbara B.-Because they never saw it. Il rl lk Gert B.-Why are lovers like armies? Blanche R.-Because they get along well enough until they are engaged. Sk PIC 44 He--Are you trying to make a fool of me? Dot A.-Of com-se not: its useles to interfere with Nature. 4' S14 wk Loretta C.-VVhat shall we do tonight? Levina M.-Let's flip a coing heads we go to the moviesg tails we go to the danceg and if it stands on its edge, we study. lk is Sk Alice'4T.-What does the toothpaste say to the toothbrush? Alice G.-I d0n't know. What does it say? Alice T.- Squeeze me, kid, and I'll meet you outside the tube. Pk it It June W.--Why can't you hang a man with ai wooden leg? Jean W.-I don't know. June W.-'Cause you have to hang him with a rope. S Q ll Miss Wiggs-Yes, sir, I always goes to church when you preaches. Vicar fiiatteredj-I am glad to hear that, but why when I preach, why not every Sunday? Miss Wiggs-I'm always sure of getting a good seat when you preaches, sir. A --The Passing Show 1Londonl It li Ik Teacher-What became of the swine that had the evil spirit cast into them? Student-They made them into deviled ham. Q -Steel's Lion fDayton.J LATIN. There once was a Roman named Caesar, Who fought like a Mexican greaser, He conquered all Gaul, Wrote a book on it all, Wish he hadn't--this old Roman Geeser. EDNA DALY.

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46 GIRLS' HIGH SCHOOL ZOOLOGICAL. Chimp tcoming from the' dressing roomj-4 You said you had shown me everything of in- terest about the University, you deceitful old thing. Panzee tall worriedje- But I did, Duckie. Chimp- You didn't show me the zoo. Panzee- There isn't any zoo, little girl. Chimp- You mean old thing, I know there is. I heard Mary just say she saw a dancing Wham that was the Cat's Klookus and Nell said, That's nothing: I saw a bird with a pedal potency on him like a centipedef -Virginia Reel. COMPLICATED ANATOMY. The teacher asked the class to write a. com- position about frogs. Waldo wooden dia his best. U What a wonderful bird the frog are! When he stand he sit, almost. When he hop, he fly, almost. He ain't got no sense hardly. He ain't got no tail, hardly, either. .W-hen he sit, he sit on what he ain't got, almost.--People's Home Journal. -i A GEOMETRY PROBLEM. A freshman is not worth two cents. Given: A freshman. To prove: A freshman is not worth two cents. Proof: 1. A freshman is a baby. 2. A baby is a. crier. 3. A crier is a messenger. 4. A messenger is one sent. 5. One cent is not worth two cents. 6. Therefore, a freshman is not worth two cents. Soap Box Oratorr I want reform: I want government reform: I want labor reform: I want---. Voice from rear: Chloroform! This is a bad road, but we're g-oing at sixty per. Are you brave? asked Ellie. Bra.ve! said Newell, swallowing another mouthful of dust. I'm just full of grit. IT CAN'T BE DONE. Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Pupil: No ! Teacher: What are you chewing? Pupil fin undertonelz My tongue. Teacher: Put it in the basket. Aunt-Edith, you appear to'eat well. Edith T.--Yes, I've been practicing eating all my life, Landlady fknocking at student's doorjz Eight o'clock, eight o'c1ock. Student fsleepilyl. Did you? Well, you'd better see a doctor. 14 PK IF Senior-There's not a piece of chicken in this hash. ' Waiter-How do you know? Did a little bird tell you? Senior-Yes, a swallow. if wk 111 Percy-Deucedly awkwardg forgot my stick. Beth-Which? Lip or walking? S Sk ik She--I hear Margie is in the hospital. He-What's the trouble? She--Had waves put in her hair so much that she got water on the brain. 8 S Ill Teacher-Cin Englishj-When did Revival of Learning begin? Freshie-The week before exams. O Ik ik Ik Nurse-Well, it's a girl. Father-Cwith keen foresightl-And I just sold the porch swing this morning. H1 It ik Marie Antoinette--If they have not bread, let them eat cake. Voice in Mob-What do you take us for, a bunch of cake-eaters? S III it Lady-I want to draw out S10. Banker-But, Madam, your account is already S10 overdrawn. ' Lady--Oh, very well, here's my check for 320. Now let me have it. i K I M. T.--Why are the lights in downtown New York brighter than those up-town? E. D.-I don't know that one. M. T.-Because they are nearer the Battery. Ik Sk It Teacher-Cto freshmanl-- What is man? Freshman- Live 'Dust. it 1' ik Oh, Man! I've got a wonderful girl now, I call her Pebecco. Pebecco? Why on earth do you call her that? Because-she's good to the last squeeze. IN HISTORY 351. Miss Banghart was discussing skilled and, un- skilled laborers. Miss B.-What men work in the mines? D. D.-Miners. i

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48 GIRLS' HIGH SCHOOL Tel. Lambert 6857 J. BLUM, Prop. THE NEVY YORK SKIRT CO. HIGH GRADE LINE OF SKIRTS 297 MAIN STREET PATERSON, N. J. First Skirt Store from Majectis Theatre umII'l.1slEN'l's or JEROME S. SHENKER l'OMI'hlMENTS ov J W. WALKER HARDWARE CO. 177 MARKET STREET COM PIIIMENTS OF MARGARET THOMPSON MARION RUSSELL LORETTA COLVIN THE REGENT ART SHOP Illmrusitte Regent Theater Entmm-ej COMPLIMENTS 014' W. MOGHAP HDME-MADE CANDY zo HANIILTDN VSTREET IVHEN YOU ARE ON YOUR YVAY TO SCHOOL STOP AT JOHNSON'S consul: MARKET as HAMILTON sTs. IN HONOR 01-' MISS HEMLNGWAY A GRADUATE OF 1910 CDMPLIMENTS 011' L. DE VRIES HAMILTON STREET MARKET 47 HAMILTON STREET 'Phone Lambert 2586 PATER-SON GAS dk ELECTRIC FIXTURE UO. Manufacturers of ARTISTIC LIGHTING FIXTURES 215 MARKET STREET Next to Market St. M. E. Church, Paterson, N. J. COMPIIIMENTS ov - GIRL RESERVES Y Y. w. C. A. THREE CHEERS! mam: SIYASTIKA .COMPLIMENTS O F 'ALICE'S SMART HATS 284 MAIN STREET COMPIIIMENTS ov NAGLE 8z TOMMINS MILLINERY 326 MAIN STREET voMPl.1MENTs ov A FRIEND COMPLIMENTS OF :-Wrigley Park Ice Cream Parlor ANDREW CAROLA, Mgr. COMPLIM E NTS O F SAMUEL PET STATIONER-Y--NOVELTIES 282 MARKET ST. PATERSON, N Phone Lambert 4866 COMPLIMENTS OF ADRIEN FABRE FRENCH PASTIIY 302 MARKET ST. PATERSON, N SCHILDE'S MARKET VIIESH FISH, OYSTERVS and CIIAMS 322 MARKET STREET MAYER CONSTRUCTION CO. CONTRACTORS UNITED BANK BUILDING