Paterson Eastside High School - Mirror Yearbook (Paterson, NJ)

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SENIOR YEAR BOOK -15 ms . fear I 1 I 4unlQ X S I X Y I f X x xx X C I S - I if . g V T, SIvv.Fsaa'n', X ADM:--1 edt H UM Oli. Employer fto new office girly-Has the cash-4 ier told you what you are to do this afternoon? Office Girl-Yes, sirg I'm to wake her when I see you coming. f ik ll: Pk Lil G.-What animal is satisfied with the least amount of nourishment? Dot D.-The moth, because it eats nothing but holes. Ik if Pl: A teacher received the following excuse for an absence. , Dear Teacher . Kindly excuse Minnie for having been ab- sent yesterday, asshe fell in the mud on the way to school. By doing same, you will oblige Her Mother. as 5: sg Mother-Now, Alice, I want you to be good while I am out. Alice-I'll be good for a nickel. Mother-Alice, I want you to remember that you cannot be a daughter of mine unless you are good for nothing, - 34 12 Ik Loretta C.-Why ought Shakespeare's dra- matic works to be considered unpopular? Evelyn C-Because they contain Much Ado About Nothing. Why are two young ladies kissing each other an emblem of Christianity? Because they are doing unto each other as they would men should do unto them. HK Sk if Why is an author the most wonderful thing in the world? Because his tale comes out of his head. Sk bk lil What is a button? A small event that is always coming off. :lf PF Hr Rastus, why foh you pack dat 'er razor to dis dance? Niggah, don't yoh read yourself as dis heah am to be a cut-in dance. . :lf 214 Foot-'ba-ll Fan: - Men may go with charming fiappers, College widows and all such, But for me the greasy pigskin Is the skin l love to' touch. 11 P11 914 Minnie-Now Bobby, how much does six and Your make? Bobby-Eleven. Minnie--Guess again. Bobby-TweIve-nine-thirteen. Minnie-fHow- about ten? Bobby-Oh, you can't mix me up that way! Five and five make ten.

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46 GIRLS' HIGH SCHOOL ZOOLOGICAL. Chimp tcoming from the' dressing roomj-4 You said you had shown me everything of in- terest about the University, you deceitful old thing. Panzee tall worriedje- But I did, Duckie. Chimp- You didn't show me the zoo. Panzee- There isn't any zoo, little girl. Chimp- You mean old thing, I know there is. I heard Mary just say she saw a dancing Wham that was the Cat's Klookus and Nell said, That's nothing: I saw a bird with a pedal potency on him like a centipedef -Virginia Reel. COMPLICATED ANATOMY. The teacher asked the class to write a. com- position about frogs. Waldo wooden dia his best. U What a wonderful bird the frog are! When he stand he sit, almost. When he hop, he fly, almost. He ain't got no sense hardly. He ain't got no tail, hardly, either. .W-hen he sit, he sit on what he ain't got, almost.--People's Home Journal. -i A GEOMETRY PROBLEM. A freshman is not worth two cents. Given: A freshman. To prove: A freshman is not worth two cents. Proof: 1. A freshman is a baby. 2. A baby is a. crier. 3. A crier is a messenger. 4. A messenger is one sent. 5. One cent is not worth two cents. 6. Therefore, a freshman is not worth two cents. Soap Box Oratorr I want reform: I want government reform: I want labor reform: I want---. Voice from rear: Chloroform! This is a bad road, but we're g-oing at sixty per. Are you brave? asked Ellie. Bra.ve! said Newell, swallowing another mouthful of dust. I'm just full of grit. IT CAN'T BE DONE. Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Pupil: No ! Teacher: What are you chewing? Pupil fin undertonelz My tongue. Teacher: Put it in the basket. Aunt-Edith, you appear to'eat well. Edith T.--Yes, I've been practicing eating all my life, Landlady fknocking at student's doorjz Eight o'clock, eight o'c1ock. Student fsleepilyl. Did you? Well, you'd better see a doctor. 14 PK IF Senior-There's not a piece of chicken in this hash. ' Waiter-How do you know? Did a little bird tell you? Senior-Yes, a swallow. if wk 111 Percy-Deucedly awkwardg forgot my stick. Beth-Which? Lip or walking? S Sk ik She--I hear Margie is in the hospital. He-What's the trouble? She--Had waves put in her hair so much that she got water on the brain. 8 S Ill Teacher-Cin Englishj-When did Revival of Learning begin? Freshie-The week before exams. O Ik ik Ik Nurse-Well, it's a girl. Father-Cwith keen foresightl-And I just sold the porch swing this morning. H1 It ik Marie Antoinette--If they have not bread, let them eat cake. Voice in Mob-What do you take us for, a bunch of cake-eaters? S III it Lady-I want to draw out S10. Banker-But, Madam, your account is already S10 overdrawn. ' Lady--Oh, very well, here's my check for 320. Now let me have it. i K I M. T.--Why are the lights in downtown New York brighter than those up-town? E. D.-I don't know that one. M. T.-Because they are nearer the Battery. Ik Sk It Teacher-Cto freshmanl-- What is man? Freshman- Live 'Dust. it 1' ik Oh, Man! I've got a wonderful girl now, I call her Pebecco. Pebecco? Why on earth do you call her that? Because-she's good to the last squeeze. IN HISTORY 351. Miss Banghart was discussing skilled and, un- skilled laborers. Miss B.-What men work in the mines? D. D.-Miners. i