Parrish High School - Tornado Yearbook (Parrish, AL)

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PHIIPHHZY I am the voice of prophesy. I see all thlngsg I hear all thlngsg nothing escapes my magic crystal ball. And now I shall gaze into my crystal ball and reveal to you the fu- ture of the seniors of nineteen hundred and fifty. Now my magic crystal ball has started to work. It sets forth a scene on the familiar campus of the University. Rosie Handley is still visit- ing frequently with a hope each time that she can surely persuade Jim to take a trip over the border into Mississippi where marriage liscenses can be obtained more quickly. This scene is swiftly vanishing into a beautiful one created by Madame Nature. As I gaze into the crystal ball I see a beartiful roll- ing field centered on a mountain side. As I look further up the mount- ain side, I see a little weather beaten shack. Around this shack weeds are growing tall and chickens, hogs, and cows are running loose. Lowezy CNella Jean Byrdl is swinging her ax so that she can have B little kihdling wood to start a fire for Snuffy iElbert Deasonh who is over the hill filling up his jug with ncorn squeez1ngs.' Oh! Oh! Here's a tragic to be throwing pots and pans because her husband, Maurice to disagree with her. and yelling at the top of her voice And now as the whirling ceases my crystal ball reveals a busy boy, Bill Handley, trying very hard to sell enough newspapers to a marriage license. In bold head lines on the front page of the is printed: WSOMETHING NEW HAS JUST BEEN ADDED TO OUR SCIENTIFIC scene. Isn't it just like Betty Garrison just Littleton, finally got up enough courage news buy paper WORLD Lorene and Helen Odom, honored and famed chemist and physicist, have just completed an atomic experiment which has surpassed anything known in the world of Oppenheimer. Pete Boyd is an old bachelor mow, but he is still getting around. I see him now at his favorite haunt, the 78 Drive-In-Theatre with, a sweet little old lady, Bobbie Ruth Key. Well, it looks as if Effie Duette Crump has finally got her a man. I see her now waiting patiently at the Miss-Ala Bus Terminal in Jasper for hubby to get home from his last run. This must be leap year because the Magic crystal ball is now show- ing me a desperate scene. Alvera Thompson, who has always had an attrac tion must maid. for red heads, ls down on her knees sobbing: 'Please Grover, you marry me. This is my last chance. Next leap year I'll be an old I A quaint little cottage situated on the banks of Warrior River in Gorgas comes into view. In the yard six little children are playing and now mrs. Perry Akins Cformsrly Edith Glover! comes to the door to greet her husband, who has at last landed a Job. And now I see a famous college. Inside, the student counselor, Betty Ann Cannon is addressing the student body. She ggyg, 'The dean, Hr. Albert Davis, and I have decided to stop this necking on the cam- PuB,' when one of the students, Martha Alcorn, giggles. Miss Cannon 24