Park Rapids High School - Panthers Yearbook (Park Rapids, MN)

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CLASS PROPHEC Y fThe Case of the Three Massant. Poaehersl The folloyyang. report xyas hled at S 00 am Tuesday january 36 1999 by Chaef of Hubbard County Game war dens lames Kastama who was sent a request from the first women pre adent of the Lnated States Nancy Helten apprehend three poaehers names unltnoxxn x lo had h n reported taking rabbits out of season L S Game warden Alfred Potter xy as l pat hed Goxcrnor Darrel Delaney to help lxe the e x tl his keen sense of makang. lone shots count XX ath the a sastance of the local Conseryataon Bureau made up of Clyde Smith Sheldon McDonald Glenn Green and loc 'lhelen yxc quaelxly went to xyork on the case Game xx arden and palot Roger Hoefs reported saghtang some mxstcraous domes an tlae ya canatx of the Francis Pachel farm XX e spceded to thc scene of the mystery an automobale manufacturer Ronnie Oanes latest model and desaen the George Shearer Mobile xxhach yxas clocked at a top speed of 700 kalonaeters per second by Chaef of Polace Renny Holland xxho later became presadent of Sang Sang. Lnayersaty rate account of our anxestagataons for our crame lab headed by that great master of all masters Gary Condaff Vue often wondered xyhy the reports took so lone to file so we turned that case oxer to john Summers and Violet Thompson to check into no reports to date and yye hayent heard from our checks who haxe been checkane on the checkers QW on der xx hat s going onj We spread a dragnet headed by Chaef of Dragnets Kenny Hanson and has faathful assistant Roy Fraday Short to comb the area By noon we had receaxed reports from sex eral suspacaous characters whach were soon cleared by Psy chaatrast Sharon Hearty fSexeral of our own men also went for treatmentsj Among these char aeters we found such prom ment people as Larry Theasen now retared player and coach of the Blue Bay Professaonal Pang Pong Team who was hunting wath that great dameback of the Blue Bay Pangers Dayad Englund We found that jane Moryalle the one tame great woman aockey who after taking the Kentucky Derby seven times an a row lost the world reknown Norma Mo lander Derby to the multamallaonaare Darlene Shervheam who now operates the town of Reno lNeyada wath her faath ful assistant Sharon Lewas Among others Paul Kueber was caught takang faxe deer out or season but because of has respectable posataon as Goyernment Paymaster to all Manne sota Game wardens was released wath only a slaght cut an our salaraes Prancapal of Park Rapids Hagh School joan Johnson was found trying to find Superintendent Janice Boyer who had decided on the spur of the moment to attend the National Council of Preyentaon of Cruelty to Human Students being summoned by Florence Amundson head of the socaety The meetang was being held an the Kremlin at Moscow L SSR yxhach had recentlv been laberated from the Communist goyernment by Buck Praxate Keith Pierson who now has has name lasted wath George Washington and Samon Bolay ar an the History of the World wratten by Marlys Noltang Hastory Professor an the Lnaxersaty of China Dale lXorby was seen taking off from the top of a pane tree when he receayed word that despite has charly horse he was elagable to play an the annual North by South South west East Shrane Football Classic at Bemadya Crash and ambulance crews consastang of juanata Stewart Beverly Hatch Maryan Schweagert and Bonita Enney were at hand to handle preparations Suspacaon was placed on Dallas Frandsen oal king from Texas Robert Stexens a Baaatone Soloist from Metropolitan Music Hall CDallas owns the Music Hallj lean Lamb head of the Get Rach Quick Society of America whach was an need of funds and Darlene Stephens who was co starring wath Wayne Ennex plaxang has own role as the fighting slot machine operator an the hlm cntatled Slut. lt Again cur rentlx bean released by the Metro Sharlex Hands Sfudaos an Hollywood The last suspect turned an was General Nlake lxyllonen head of tlae L S K L X armed forces of the combined Earth and Martaan Planets All suspects were rele ased after beam, forced to submit to Professor Ralph Saamasteans Super Duper Blooper Kooper Prodacal Mechanasm Lae Detector test The prof recently at tamed a honorary Doctors degree an the Centagrade scale from the Lnaxersaty of Helsangfores where Dean of all Col leges and Lnaxersataes an the Lnayerse Matchell lsxllonen has has offace We finally receaxed a break when Deputy Game w ardens George Battman john Burlingame and Rachard Gatchel ap prehended three culprits named Melxan Sehaupp Rachard Madsen and Clarence Schmitz who were found to haye the county aaal by Eyalt Lanae and Carolyn Myers both retared nightclub entertaaners xx ho now oxyn and operate Caro s now called Eyaltees and Carolanees The xallaans were then placed an a cell under the guard of Gary Tague Rachard Roberts and Walter Rogers Do to a certaan sleeping abalaty of the guards Sam Rock and Charles Olson they had yery lattle daffxculy an leadane a Kathae Warde style laalbreak Polaceyyomen Louase Breezee Ella Burlangame Renee Crist Marae Easchens and Charlotte Franks apprehended the hye escapees xxathan one hour howeyer The suspects were brought to court where judge Lou Rata Deatchler presided and ruled wath an aron hand State Attorney Davad Hammes took the plaantaffs sade whale Sharon Exerhart pleaded the defendants cause Special re porters from the Marlowe Helms operated Enterprase were Ann Glatzmaaer joan Gobernatz Arlene Jacobson jo Ann Kadown and Helen Hughes After the case was placed before the court a decision was reached by the aurv made up of such famous people as Edith Horstman Delores Madsen Pat Maryama Martha Moon Joyce Obenland Margaret Pape Ruth Potter Pat Peabody Landa Thompson Arlene Schultz and Sarah Wall Thas yury became famous because at was the worlds first consastang en tarely of women because of a new prancaple developed by Professor Mary Ann Walkans and Bonnae Lymburner of the Unaversaty of Adkslladaperfreshbcrantrudks vhdsamaan located on Venus After being found gualty as charged the cramanals were placed an the custody of Kenny Hoffa head agent of the Alcatraz Instatute of Technology where the three cramanals are goang to further their educataon for the next 1000 Class of 55 years Secretary of State Peggy Rutherford reported the out come of the case to the presadent whale Unated baataons Delegates LaVonne Satz and Hope Stewart returned to New York and reported to Secretary General Renee Sunde that PEACE would again envelope the unaverse Professor Harold johnson Red Mathre and Charles Lord meanwhale rexaved the League of Nataons not carang to lave under the control of the Class of 1955 whach they acted as advasors to Although the Class of 55 wall succeed as well as the above mentaoned report the above report as absolutely facta taous because we dont want to dascourage the classes of 1956 1960 a I V V ' ' 'A . 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CLASS WILL Imda Thompson vyrll my vyrrtmg abtlltv to anyone who takes speech and lournalrsm next year Vrolet Thompson wrll my stubborness to anyone who vyants rt Larry Thersen leaye the vyell trayeled road from my place to P R to my netghbor George Thelen who vtrll be usms rt qulte a blt loe Thelen vyrll my front seat rn fourth hour study hall to LeRoy Loomer Gary Trgue wrll my abrltty to get As rn Mrss Ryans class to anyone who wants rt Sally Wall as the last of the Walls to graduate leave what sleft ot' P R H S to anyone who wants rt Kathy Wardre mll my abrlrty to look up to everyone around me to lohn Drerks Marv Ann Wrlkrns wrll my red harr and faxr complexion to janet Langguth Wl-IO S WHO Cutest Couple Most Lrlxely To Succeed Best Dressed Prettlest Hair Prett1est Eyes Most Co operatnye Nlcest Smrle Funnlest Laugh Most Athletnc Most Prrendly uretest Apple Polrsher Best Dancers Most Rellable Most Bashful Wolf and Wolfcss Brggest Ltne Best Personaltty Best Flgure and Physlque Best Pals Judy Schmnedeberg Renee Sunde Marlys Nolthmg Joyce Obenland Renee Crrst oan johnson amce Boyer Norma Molander ane Mory rlle Bey erly Hatch Margaret Pape Darlene Shery herm Carolyn Myers oan Johnson Peggy Rutherford Carolyn My ers Bey erly Hatch Darlene Stephens Delores Madsen Delores Madsen Martha Noon Gary Condrff james Kastama Gary Condrff Larry Thexsen Ronnie Omes Iames Kastama Ex alt Lame Day 1d Englund Clyde Smlth Mrtchell Kyllonen Charles Olson Davrd Englund Dall1s Frandsen Mrtchell Kyllonen Charles Olson Dale Norby Dayrd Englund Mitchell Kyllonen Larry Thelsen Mrtchell Kyllonen james Kastama CLASS FLQWEL? White Rose Cl ASQ COL ORS Aqua ana' White M0770 Today We Foffow, Tomorrow We Lead

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