Palm Beach Community College - Galleon Yearbook (Lake Worth, FL)

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I, Crystal I.ivcngood, do will and l)( |ii(atli a por- tion of ail mv luiR ' lu ' s in the palio (o Huddv Ciiisscll aiidCccil Vu [ .. 1, Louise McLi ' stcr. hciiit vci-y dizzy, wi majnazint ' s on the liigli slicht ' s in the 1 to l.ncilli ' i U-ii)old. I lib ' hrary I, Jim McMillan, leave notliini . If I ean t take it with ine. I won ' t go! 1. (iloiia Millei-, do herehv w ill and l)e inealh to my little sister Kdie flail, all the fun and pleasures I have had in the past two years at .1. C. 1, .leanni ' Muller, in my usual no-hrain-at-all attitude, do hereby leave my two-way stretch to Mr. Dimcan. I, Shirley Nichols will to Chuck Gionet my lovely baritone voice. 1, Marjorie Olson, hereby will and be([ueath Jiiy math l)t)oks to Johnny Kiddie; anil to my lit- tle sister. Barbara Conley, I leave my ability never to be upset. I, Harney Poston, having experienced the follow- ing situation, thoroughly leave the following advice to the married men of the freshman class: Do not let your wife have a child dur- ing exams — ! ! Rough ! I, Bob Pralt, leave my ability to steal wives to John Mucks. I leave my British accent to Marchal Caldwell. I, Nannette Rapi)ort, leave Mrs. Holt ' s acconnt- ing class to anvone who can take up where I left off. !, Monte Robertson, leave my all-round abilities to Roy Ligon. I, Jimmie Robinson, leave my moustache to Bob N ' ewhart. 1, Babe Ruth, leave to Kent Atwater my huge brain and accounting skill. I, Arthur Scliiff, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will and be- queath my two years (1 hojje) at PBJC to any graduating senior of hi ' li schools. 1, .lohn Seaweli, leave my strength to Chuck (lionet . . . he needs it ! 1, .lerry Thomas, leave my coaching ability to Coach MacDonald. and also enough money lo make all trips ade |ualely. I, Hugh i ' yndall, becpieatb to any future fresh- man who wants it, my skill in working mathematies. 1, Betty Vardaman, will my laugh lo Cay Hal, and my ability lo eat at all times to Shirley Jorgenson. 1, Janet Vinal, leave my height and (|uiel ways lo Cynthia P ' orman to do away with riots in tlu ' dorm. 1, Cal Viltum, leave my propensity in math 101 to anyone that wants it. 1, Winifred Waggener, do hereby will ami bc- (jueath to Pbvllis .Johnson all the fun 1 have had at PBJC! 1, Don Walton, will my natural wavy hair lo Jack Copeland. I, Marv Walton, will my greatness of stature to Evalyn Miller. 1, Danny Wick, leave my presidents gavel to John Bregger. 1, Barbara Widell, leave my 7th hours on Mon- day and Friday to anyone who is dumli enough to sign up for them. I, Howard Wolfe, being of (?) mind and rugged body, hereby leave my bus run and 140 kids to any sucker! 1 leave my interest in the bridge games to Raymond Bates, and my seat in Business Law to Nancy Alexander. 1, William Wood, being of ? mind, leave all my good times and hard work to any freshman who would like tiiem. Witnessed bv Louise llolli Helen Kaiil P

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LAST ILL AND testament I. Luther Arendell, will to Lee Peters my place in Mr. Duncan ' s Political Science class. I k now she will make easier A ' s than I did. I, Kent Atwater, leave my slight ability as a stupid athlete to any freshman dumb enough to Avant it. I, Liz Barnes, hereby will my walk to freshman Dolores Smith. I, Robert Berryman, leave to Marjory Dancy and Patsy Huff my ability to laugh at evei- body ' s jokes. L Don Bicknell, will that 1 be buried with wine, women and song! I, Earle D. Brailmont, being in sound mind and body do hereby leave Jack Copeland my T- sliirt build. I, Estelle Brown, will my poise and grace to Shir- ley Jorgenson. 1, Marchal Caldwell, leave my large collection of Mr. Newell ' s tests to the entire freshman class, cause they 11 sure be able to use them. I, Henry J. Camarot, leave to Pete Aiello careful unprepared speeches that he might use in Mrs. Watson ' s class. I, Paul Capp, leave my water hole rights to Bill Harvey. I, Julie Cartwright, will to Dale Blair my ability to laugh at anything and everything. I, Ray Crosby, leave my cheerleader job to any- one who will take it. I, Arthur Crouch, leave my second year account- ing book to the most intelligent accounting student next year. I, LaVerne Dcrryberry, will my long hair to Kitty Hardin and my gullibleness ' to Archie Kramer. I, Vivian Duncan, in the usual unstable state of mind do hereby will all the men on the cam- pus to Shirley Jorgenson. I, Martha Ann Dunn, will to Raymond Bates ' Betsy , and to Phyllis Johnson I leave my abilitv to make ' B ' s while living in Sheplev Hall. L Yvonne Eaton, in a very sane state of mind, do hereby leave my ability to blush at Professor Duncan ' s jokes to Joannie Byrd. I, Janice Footer, do hereby bequeath my long legs to Janet Claypoole, my stringy blonde hair to Janis Hedrick (darn her) and my year round tan to Patsy Huff. I, Wallace S. Hamrick, Jr., being of sound mind and body, do hereby will and bequeath any further trips to St. Petersburg to Jerry Thomas, wlio will probably be here in the future years. I, Mary-Jo Hartwell, being of sound (?) mind and body to hereby leave to Lee Peters and Pat Rose my ability to speak Spanish, solve for X, and be at four places at the same time. I, Louise Mollis, do hereby leave to Muriel Logan and Roslyn Smalley my unreceived bid to Phi Theta Kappa ! To my little sister, Nancy Alexander, I leave the saying I see ; and to Pat Clement my quick comebacks . 1, ,Iolm Hucks, will my good grades to Jack Hol- loway. I, Norma Ives will my ability to play bridge and be in the Sub as much as I can to my little sister, Janis Hedrick. I, George Jones, will to Bob Newhart my shiny fast car . I, Helen Kalil. being of sound mind (?) do here- by will and beijueath to Gwen Mitchell my in- ability to study in the library, and my endless ability to play bridge in the Sub; and to Ros- lyn Snmlley my technique in the gentle art of popping gum. I, Edward King, leave my nothing to Kent Smith, he doesn ' t need anything. I, George S. King, leave my large volume of class notes in all my subjects to John Bregger, hop- ing that he can read them and will study them more than I did. L Tom Kobayashi, leave my room in the dormi- tory to the best freshman who is in need of the comfort of home. I, Richard Kay Kramer, will to Dan Chitwood my romantic appeal to women. I, Palmer Kreiser, being in sordid condition of j)hy.sical exhaustion and mental i)arlaysis do bequeath my ability to fool the girls to any fool that would like to try it.

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SOPHOMORE CLASS prophecy ' -f POSSESSING a superior intelligence, due to the facts beyond control, yours truly, Lu Hollis and assistants embarked upon a world wide tour in the year 1970, to locate and report on activities concerning the greatest class of them all — the PBJC Class of ' 49. Stopping at Atlantic City to watch the Miss Amer- ica contest, we found Norma Ives and Teddy Waggener trying to outshine each other in the new metallic bathing suits (aluminum, no less), while Jerry Thomas and Ed- die King, with their eyes in the usual position, acted as the All American Judges. We left the glitter of Atlan ' .ic City and visited one of the better known New- York night clubs where the main attraction was the up and coming singer. Babe Ruth. He was accompanied, by the way, by Marjorie Ol- son, who is planning a wedding in the early spring. Her fiance is the Mayor of New York. Duiing our stay in New York we attended the Metro- politan Opera because we had learned from proper author- ity that Jan Vinal and Ray Crosby were starring in the leading roles. On our way to Wash- ington we were attracted by an odd looking individual watching u s closely. W e thought at first it was Sher- lock Holmes come to life, but upon closer view found it to be Harry Hales who told us he was working for the FBI and was looking for the mad lawyfc- r, Kay Kramer, who had escaped the asylum. Remember LaVerne Derryberry? Her seldom heard voice has now started her on the road to success. She just won a hog-calling contest in Sleepy Hollow, Kentucky. After practicing for lo these many years, Barney Google Poston has finally connected with the fur-lined spitton at fifty paces. Liz Barnes, after all these years of hitch-hiking, fi nally reached the Georgia State line only to find that a fifteen year residence law is now required before mar- riage in that state. Liz is said to have commented, Well, I forgot my man anyway. Jim Robinson is resigning from his position as bas- ketball star to become governor of Georgia while Georgy Jones is doing a thriving business at his hotel up in Lake Plastered, New York. r In one of the more desolate parts of Florida we came upon a small shack; a small group was gathered on the porch. A closer examination proved it to be Lutie Aren- dell, (Ace Loafer), who was teaching his children how to make an A in Political Sciencs from Mr. Duncan. Bill Howell, the well-known hobo whose face is so of- ten seen in the station of the F. E. C. Railroad, has mad an even bigger name for himself. Last week he became the first person to pick up the ten millionth cigarette butt in Florida. While diiving through West Palm Beach, we caught a glimpse of Nannette Rapport (who is looking for a cure for insomnia) now featured as senior bed tester at Don Walton ' s Nu Downy-Bed Sleep Shoppe. Bob Pratt, who long aspired to success as an archi- tect, got somewhat sidetracked and has recently been dec- orating all the local nightclubs. Oh yes, Marchal Caldwell, who worked for the U. S. x- - Post Office for so long now has his Dirty Mutt ' s Pony Express over in the darker part of town. Returning to the place of our younger days, we found that Helen Kalil has just re- ceived her Doctor ' s degree in Bridge-ol ogy. She Ts nov employed as Chief Kibitzer at the SUB of Palm Beach Junior College. Did you hear the terrible thing that happened to Kent Atwater? He entered a swimming meet, was last seen swimming in the back-stroke event, and hasn ' t been heard from since. Walter Brown who last saw Kent on earth reported he had been in fine spirits. ' ' While in Palm Beach, we stayed at the Hotel De- luxe owned by Mr. and Mrs. Howard Wolfe. The hotel has sixty rooms and six baths and has run the Breakers out of business. After leaving Florida we went to California. In Hol- lywood we were most astounded to hear that Barbar;i Widell is the 20th Century Wolves highest paid screen star. After inviting us to her Beverly Hill ' s home (with a private swimming pool) she took us on a tour of the studio. While on our tour of the studio, we heard the fa- miliar drums of the famous Wick and learned that he is the leader of two bands ' . While walking in down town Los Angeles we heard a blood curdling yell! Dashing madly into the building from which the noise came we almost collided with Tom An- derton and Tom Kobayashi who were in dentistry and