Palisade High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Palisade, CO)

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CLASS PROPHEC Y One day as Cliff Hofwolt and Jerry Smith were experimenting in Mr. Ash's room with some powerful chemicals, a violent explosion shook the building. As Cliff and Jerry picked them- selves off the ground, they discovered the explosion had blown them into the year of 1970. Feel- ing very lonely, they decided to look up their former classmates. ALICE MCCLELLAN is now editor of LONDON TIMES. She always wanted to go abroad. WESLEY SHAW has taken the place of Clark Gable as the world's greatest lover. JOHN FRYER is a butcher. It isn't surprising. He always was a cutup. PAT MARTIN 's lOO's on the English tests have impressed the textbook publishers so much that they have hired him to write harder tests. SUSIE CANNON is now football coach at the Air Force Academy. MORRIS SCOTT is a professional cross-country race car driver. Only he hasn't won a race yet. He always gets stopped to have his license checked. LARRY WEBB is principal of Palisade High School. We now have the highest rating of North Central. Liking the apple orchard at Lanky Davis's, JACK MILLER has been hired as night watchman. TOMMIE and TERRY HUSKEY have married twin brothers, live in twin white houses and are raising twins. ' KENNY MARTINO is president of Rolls Royce and Co. His motto is - Guaranteed to start and run. BARBARA and BETTY BLANCHFIELD sure are the friendly type. After all, they have some little Friends. PAUL FLORYANCIC, using his experience at Bi1l's, is now head carry-out boy at Safeway. SYLVIA ANDERSON is head cheerleader at Princeton University. CYNTHIA FUNK manufactures skunk fur coats. Her slogan - The best in skunk by Funk. RALPH MARTIN's dislike for cats has made him the world's greatest authority on cats. DENNY COLE has turned into a heavy drinker. He is a sampler at Pepsi-Cola Bottling Co. DAVID JONES, a great baseball pitcher, has invented a new pitch called The Phanton Ball. You can't see it until it streaks over the plate. ELLEN CARMAN is a Wave. She always did go for the Navy. BILL ADAIR has made money from lipstick manufacturers. They like the shade of his face. ROGER ARMSTRONG has replaced Yul Brynner. Roger is allergic to 'hair oil. PAT STEFFEN just knocked out Ingemar Johannson in the first round with his Dacy KO. LARRY WEST discovered the East Pole. Cl-IARLENE BALL, now Charlene Foot, has a bunch of little footballs. FRANK STONERIS great oratorical powers have won him the award for telling the truth at the annual liars convention. BEVERLY MELKUS is working on her fifth doctorate degree. She is making up for the days she missed in high school. ALICE FRIEND has married a man by the name of Foe. To call her on the telephone you never know whether the one answering is Friend or Foe.

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CHARLENE BALL Transfer 4 PAUL FLORYANCIC DENNY COLE P Club 4 FHA 1,2, 3,4 Football 1, 2, 3, 4 Basketball 1, 2, Baseball 3, 4 PAT STEFFEN P Club 3,4 Wrestling 1, 2, 3, 4 WESLEY SHAW Transfer 4 BEN SIMINOE FFA 1, 2, 3, 4 Sentinel 3 Vice President 4 Basketball l MAJEL SMITLEY Transfer 4 GAA 4 Thespians 4 A Cappella 4 Booster Club 4 Plays 4 Carnival Attendant 4 All-State Choir 4 Banner Girl 4 National Honor Society 4 Pepper ette 4 Great Books Seminar 4

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ANN QHamboneJ BLATNIK, will my police dog to anyone who is brave enough to take him. SUSIE QTexJ CANNON, will my Volkswagon to Mrs. Sroaf. ELLEN QWrite those notesy CARMAN, will my U's in study hall to Nick and Carolyn. DENA QGoldilocksJ CHAMPLIN, will my big house to Mr. Longenecker. It's roomy, really. DENNY QDennis the Menacej COLE, will my height to Mr. Plonkeyg it could come in handy. NICK QSerious all the timej COPELAND, will my watermelon swiping ability to Hazel Huskey. Watch the ditches, Hazel. GARY QC arry Out Boyy EDELEN, will my contact lenses to John Hedrick. Shut your eyes in a dust storm - it's murder. PAUL QLove that JerriJ FLORYANCIC, will my ability to go with Junction girls to Bobby Dean Hartgraves. Oh, the gas, but it's worth it! ALICE QS weetiey Friend, will my ready smile to Danny Riggs. Smile and the world smiles with you. JOHN QI-lotrodj FRYER, will my pipes to Henry Ferguson. Watch out for cops! CYNTHIA QLead Those Cheersy FUNK, will my job at the Dairy King to Larry Arend. Don't panic, Larry, but it's work. JOAN QPlay that Flutej GIMPLE, will my wardrobe to my little sister. Might as well, she wears them anyway. ROGER QCannonbalD GRANAT, will my Wellington boots to Amelia Rice. RUTH QMusclesJ GRANAT, will my brother to Renee. CLIFFORD QAll Feetj HOFWOLT, will my chess playing ability to Mr. Ash. TERRY QThey say everyone has a twin somewherey HUSKEY, will my mathematical ability to Mark Mutchler. TOMMIE QI think I am the twiny HUSKEY, will my happy personality to Ruth Ann Yager. JOBELLE QHutchJ HUTCHINSON, will my changing hair color to Sonya Kay. DAVID QChesterJ JONES, will all my second-hand casts to Sterling Hurst. Hope you'll never need them again. JUDY QEditorJ KLADOCK, will my ability to drive a car to Gaye Berger. JERRY QC arty That Bally KOBERSTEIN, will my football shoes to Betty Cole. Need some paddles? JOHNNY QGood all the timej KOCH, will my ability to throw erasers to Barbara Hildreth. LARRY QFarmer in the Delly LUNDGREN, will my jeep to Gayle Brooks. It's a convertible, too. PAT QStraight A J MARTIN, will my good grades to Walter Rosette. Put them to good use. RALPH QHot Lipsj MARTIN, will my physique to Tommy Cannon. You can beat up on Susie, then. KENNY QSpeedyJ MARITNO, will my track shoes to Mrs. Hoffman. Watch them or they might run away with you. ALICE QQuiet Girly MCCLELLAN, will my gracefulness in chemistry to Kristin Anderson. LARRY QCatsJ McDOWELL, will my black leather jacket to Hugh Plumleigh. BEVERLY QAllergyJ MELKUS, will my baton to Kent Magnall. JACK QLove 'em ally MILLER, will my ability to go around corners on two wheels to Susan Howard. Take it easy, Susang don't push your luck. DERYL QGot a sister, Cherylj MORELAND, will my ability to make wise cracks to Mt. Johnson to Willie Houck. It keeps you thinking. MORRIS QAtlasJ SCOTT, will my weight to Dee Turkle.