Oregon City High School - Hesperian Yearbook (Oregon City, OR)

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THB HESPERIAN my 27 B. J.-Cdiscussing treesl- My favorite is the oak. What is your's?l' N. S.- Yew! Joke Editor- Have you any good jokes for the Hesperian ?l' Freshman- They ought to be goodg I kept them in the Bible for a weekf, Teacher- Give a sentence using the word 'notwithstanding' Student-- I wore my trousers out but notwithstandingfl City Girl Con farm, hearing hen cacklej- What is that animal saying?,' Farmer- I can't tell you. 'Tl13t,S fowl languagef, First Student- YVhat's the matter with your handy foot-ball?l' Second Student- No, the doctor just took five bones out of it. So h. Eng. examination- Who drag ed who, how manv times fl' . around the walls of what. Freshman-faimlesslyj- I wonder how long a person could live without brains ? Soph.- I don't know. How old are you ?,' Joke Editor- VVhy don't you laugh at our jokes? Student- I was brought up to respect old age. In Spelling-Ulfxplain vacuum, Student- I canlt explain it, but I have it in my head. Friend- What is the most nervous thing you know ofg next to a girl ?'l R. Frzuley-'KNIe, next to a girl. She- I wonder why they always use the term 'she' when refer- ing to ships?,' He- It costs so much to rig them I guess. Teacher-- Michael O,Brien, spell enjinef' I Michael- Haich, he, hen, heng g, hi, hen, e, gineg henjinef' Mary had a little lamb, The enjine blew and blew, It didn't hear the whistle- Lamb stew. Mary had a Thomas cat That warbled like Caruso, The neighbors got a base ball bat And now it does not do so.

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N l 26 THE HESPERIAN 'Vx ah., w,.....,,. , - Fred T.- My..father is a professor. I am educated for noth- irlgy! 1 v Frank M-- That's nothingg my father is a minister, I am good for nothing. ' Friend-- Earl, what kind of nuts do you like best ? Earl P.-CPromptlyD- I prefer the Hazel nut. Latin Teacher- What is the Latin word for 'gift'? Gordon R,- Don' know. Cdonoj Teacher- Correct, you are improvingf, Important-Kindly keep your hands out of the Hesperian box unless you have something to put in. English Teacher- Your answer reminds me of Quebec ? J. Ray!- Why? Teacher- Because it is founded on such a high bluff. Teacher-Cin Eng, ll.,- Your work is falling off. Student- Good, I was afraid it was piling up on me. Pessinzist- Too bad your mule died. Optimist- Oh well, I havenit any kick coming. Player-fSavagelyj- We would have won the game if our Quarter hadnlt lost his head! Girl- Horrors! fl thought it was only an ear he lost! Mr. Wzlgner-Cln Chem.,-'AWhat is contained ia salt water ? Art. Illc.- Chloride of sodium and-er-and- Mr. PV.-HWell, whatelse?', Art. Mc.- Fish. Mr. H. Cin Ancient Historyj-'kVVhat is so pathetic about the death of Alex. the Great T' Freshman- He left three Persian wivesf' Irish Teacher- Shamus, spell pin. Shamus- Pay, hi, hen, pin. Teacher- No, pin, pig-pin, where does your father keep his ,0gS?I7 Shamus- ln the road, begorryf, He who skips and runs away May live to skip another day, But if Mr. Arant catches him l'll bet he'll never skip again.

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