Oregon City High School - Hesperian Yearbook (Oregon City, OR)

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T I' I f1'HF- IE? EEl5N.,eI Le. ML. I or Ll --'M L-1 MN GL00 ' ,l Qs lx Q 'o 0 Q M- f VVhere have you been FH MTU the grave-yardf! '1Any one dead ?'l Yep, all of them. Y, Say Uutchy, why donlt you water your horse? '1Vos is der use? He iss a bayll' Frzrnzw' Cto green handl-'lVVell have you been out hearin' the hens crow? Green Ifaml-No, I have been out tying a knot in a cord or vvoodf' 3 J! 1'll'it'lll1--HXKWICII you were telling her good-night did it dawn on you that- Slzzflwzf- Land nog it was only 2::30.'1 Laffy- VVl1at are you selling tomatoes for today?M Prvlzller'- A vvite and ten children, inadamfl Villie. Villie, run de alley up and t'row de cow over de fence some hayg no, no, I donit mean datg run de fence up anl tlrow de alley over de coyv some hayg no, no, ach, mein heavensg run de covv up and t'rovv de fence over de alley some hayf, 'elf a Sophomoreys brains were dynamite, and exploded, the blast wouldn't be heavy enough to blow his nosefl JUNIOR BOYIS RESOLUTIONS FOR 1917. 1. To go to the shows only when we have the price. 2. To let well enough aloneg our studies are good enough. 3. To take advantage of this not being Leap Year. -1-. Not to cut classes more than five days a week. Not to feel hurt if the Assembly teacher disturbs our naps. 5. Lester B.-fsinging in the AssemblyD This song is too loyvg I like things that are high. Wllile you are journeying to the Library, if you will look real closely on the right side of the hall, you will see the Joke Box. This

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24 -- g THE. H ESPEIQAN paper. Your idea of discussing your school problems in your school notes is an excellent one. Your cartoons are original and appropriate, no doubt. Your editorials are well written. SHAMoK1N HIGH SCHOL REVIEW-Shamokin, Pennsylvania. Your literary department is interesting. Your editorials are too brief, Havenlt you found your editorial department to be one of the first to bring new ideas before the student body? Your exchange depart- ment is very original. We like the idea of publishing clippings from other papers. THE HIGH SCHOOL CLIPPER-Monmouth High School, Mon- mouth, Illinois. Your paper is very complete and very well arranged. Your pictures are exceptionally good. How can you afford to print so many? We find them very expensive. Your stories are interesting, Your Ripples are good. Your paper as a whole shows that you have excellent financial support. AH LA HA LA-Albert Lee, Minnesota. Your stories are espe- cially good. Your name sounds very original, but what does it mean? The good quality of paper used greatly improves the appearance of your magazine. Why do you mix your jokes with the ads? THE UMNIBUS-Franklin, Pennsylvania. The two issues we have received of your little publication are very well arranged. Your editorials are well written, and with lots of pep.H Your heading for Athletics is one of the most original that we have received this year. You have a large exchange list. Why do you have such a small space for this department in your paper? Your locals are splendid and your jokes very funny, hut you make a mistake too, we think, by mix- ing them with the ads. THE KEY-Battle Creek, Michigan. We find your stories to be the best and most interesting that we have ever seen published in a high school paper. You have exceptional talent along this line in your school. Where are your Athletics? Don't you havev any activities along this line in your school? Your paper does not show that you have ever had a football game. Your Grinds are well written and very funny. Your cover is neat and simple. RED AND GRAY-Fitchburg, Massachusetts. Your paper is very good and shows that you have good support, in a financial way as well as in a literary way. Your cover is good and the good quality of paper used improves the appearance of your magazine. A.A.T. 'l7.

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N l 26 THE HESPERIAN 'Vx ah., w,.....,,. , - Fred T.- My..father is a professor. I am educated for noth- irlgy! 1 v Frank M-- That's nothingg my father is a minister, I am good for nothing. ' Friend-- Earl, what kind of nuts do you like best ? Earl P.-CPromptlyD- I prefer the Hazel nut. Latin Teacher- What is the Latin word for 'gift'? Gordon R,- Don' know. Cdonoj Teacher- Correct, you are improvingf, Important-Kindly keep your hands out of the Hesperian box unless you have something to put in. English Teacher- Your answer reminds me of Quebec ? J. Ray!- Why? Teacher- Because it is founded on such a high bluff. Teacher-Cin Eng, ll.,- Your work is falling off. Student- Good, I was afraid it was piling up on me. Pessinzist- Too bad your mule died. Optimist- Oh well, I havenit any kick coming. Player-fSavagelyj- We would have won the game if our Quarter hadnlt lost his head! Girl- Horrors! fl thought it was only an ear he lost! Mr. Wzlgner-Cln Chem.,-'AWhat is contained ia salt water ? Art. Illc.- Chloride of sodium and-er-and- Mr. PV.-HWell, whatelse?', Art. Mc.- Fish. Mr. H. Cin Ancient Historyj-'kVVhat is so pathetic about the death of Alex. the Great T' Freshman- He left three Persian wivesf' Irish Teacher- Shamus, spell pin. Shamus- Pay, hi, hen, pin. Teacher- No, pin, pig-pin, where does your father keep his ,0gS?I7 Shamus- ln the road, begorryf, He who skips and runs away May live to skip another day, But if Mr. Arant catches him l'll bet he'll never skip again.