Ohio State University - Makio Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 266 of the 1891 volume:

THE. .pEo-phEs. STORE, HEADQUARTERS FOR FURNITURE, CARPETS, CURTAINS, AND A GENERAL LINE OF HOUSE-FURNISHING GOODS. ALWAYS TO THE FRONT IN QUALITY AND PRICE. ' SMITH 81 CONKLIN, 142, 144 and 146 Novth High Street, MKEW MAE;- Handsomest Safety madag QBImprOVements oyer any other. ,, Send for Catalogue and List of I447 Second Hands. MANUFACTURERS, W M. R E A D 8c S O N S, 107 Washington Street, 4 BOSTON, muss. FINEST AND BEST IN THE CITY. 'PHIIL DANG, PPODPietOP- WXGi-44 FINEXCIGARS No. 87 NORTH HIGH STREET, ROSTER BLOCK- Retail. Exclusively WHISKER HAMILTON.4uTh0ugh a barber never yet has mown my chin, With a great broad sword I long to begin. V BROOKS.- Be not simply gQOd-be good for something. 961THE:96 Ohio State University, COLUMBUS twenty-two departments. Itboffers eleven courses of study leading to degrees. Four are general, leadingto degrees in Arts, Philosophy and Science; and seven are technical, leade ing to degrees in Agriculture, V eterinary Medicine, Pharmacy, Civil Engineering,Mechanica1 Engineering, and Engineer of Mines. The degree of Mechanical Engineer is given at the end of two courses, Mechanical Engineering and Electrical Engineering. Besides these, there are three courses of two yearseachethe general Preparatory course, the short course in Agriculture, and the short course in Mining. The collections and laboratories are extensive, and well adapted for practical and efficient work. A new building has recently been erected for the departments of General Chemistry, Agricultural Chemistry, Mining and Metallurgy ; another building has been erected fer Electrical Engineering; and a third for Veterinary Medicine. The Library contains over 10,000 volumes of valuable material, selected With special reference to the wants ef the U niversity. The expense of attendance is moderate. Facilities are offered by Which many students are able to reduce the cost of board to a minimum. Employment is also given to a consid- erable number. Catalogues will be sent on application. HAS forty professors and other instructors, Who eonduct BRONSON.-u A tougher nut can neier be found. Mms BREYFOGLE-Jto for breath to utter What is like thee? ORGANIZED 1866. THOROUGH INSPECTIONS AND insurance against loss or damage to property and loss of life and injury to persons caused by STEAM BOILER EXPLOSIONS. J. M. ALLEN, PRESIDENT. W. B. FRANKLIN, VICE PRES7T. j. B. PIERCE, SECRETARY. F. B. ALLEN, SECOND VICE PRESLF. PURDUhrr-u Farewell, farewell to all my greatnessW FOOT-BALLIST,S PRAYER. NOW I lame mef etc. LLLLL .c-.,n ' ' - ' u, '1' s ' QKk .r ,4 Nywllwgla 1W. . - Q T'L L ' a b Ji' VA, .- uv A . KW. TR POLITAN OPE deEBLOCK. 'z-im. 52m COLUMBUSQ mac, iLeabers of llbbotograpbsz. E Highesf MWard f0 any Phofographer in H29 Unifed 5fafes and Canadas af Bosfon and Washington, D. Q, Phofogmphefs, n0enfion, for Forfraif Phofographg. ' - We make special mtes to Students, and can positively makeyou finergmups them can be had elsewhere. SEE OUR EXTRA FINISH CABINETS. JOE TAYLOR. A rare compound of oddity, frolic and fun.77 MISS NEIL. u Cold as a encumber? Stubentts .iLectureARoom Gbair. The Qjaker City Chair Co. of 'Richmond, lnd., are making 21 Students LecturbRoom Chair that is very nice and convenient. There is between 700 and 800 now in use in the Ohio State Uni- versity that are giving general satisfaction. Send to them for Catalogue and Price List. $KAISER 8C SONAW mainters, 237 Eontb 1big'b Street. ESTABLISHED 1850. J. 5: H. BERGE, IMPORTERS AND MANUFACTURERS OF t Chemical and PhySical dtpparatus, ck. Best Bohemian Chemical Glassware and German Porcelain, C. P. Chemicals and Reagents, Crucibles, and Assayers! and Chemistst Supplies of all kinds. 95 jOHN AND 30 GOLD STREETS, P- 0- Box 401, NEW YORK. SENIOR WITH ONE CONDITIONtu Beholding heaven and feeling hell? , H. A. SUMMEJ Tis tme Iamacmnk.3 SIEBERT 8 ESTILL FOOT FORM SHOES FOR MEN. 8 9;? SPECIALISTS IN Eennig anb JBiCQcIe jfootware. 83 NOR TH HIGH. MISS Coomax-TTFull mahy a fiower was born to blush unseen. THE ONLY BOOK STORE IN CENTRAL OHIO WHICH GARHIES A FULL LINE OF THE Universify TPexfc3 Reference B00123, IS THAT OF H. H. SMYTHE, Nos. 41 and 43 South High St. W'e call Special Attention at this Season to our carefuny selected line of BOOKS SUITABLE FOR GRADUATING PRESENTS. MCDOWELL-TT Coming in as raw material?; xVHlTNEYk VVHIHKEHS.GS Taking opprjsite sides? FINE WATCHES W;Hl DIAMONDS, Ricbgevoelry,wm SfevlingoSiIOer, CLOCKS, BRONZES, ETC. FRANK F. BONNETT, No. 18 Nonth High St, COL UMBUS, OHIO. Watches, Clocks and jewelry Repaired. ,92 BOULDER-S Sapolio did My MANUFACTURER OF FINE GRADE 5 COLLEGE FRATERNITY BADGES 5; FLORENCE CoPE,--H Guilty of manGs-laughterf, Prof. CHALMERS and CROOKSJS The counLerfeit presentment of two brothersii If YOU WISH to take REGULAR DAILY EXERCISE and NOT BE COMPELLED to desist 'from work because of SORE MUSCLES, you must after exercising, THOROUGHLY RUB the MUSCLES With POND S EXTRACT. By its use you are made QUICK and ACTIVE, and all SORENESS STIFFNESS or SWELLING is p1evented,and you Will avoid the DANGER 0f TAKING COLD Ori going out after exercising. i We have a book full of testimonials from the most famous athletes. To quote them is superfluous. Almost everyone in training uses it. But donit expect some cheap substitute for POND7S EXTRACT to do what the genuine article Will, for you surely will be disappointed. . Manufactured only by PONDiS EXTRACT COMPANY, No. 76 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. SEARS AND SAFFORDc-ii Pythian Sisters. H HIGH GRADE H PIANOS Consisting of the best mmufactmes in the country, and are recommended by the best Altzsts 17270110120th the L001 1d My Parlors are the finest in the State. No t1ouble to show goods. All are invited to call, whether they wish to purchase or not, ?,t-Ei-PRICES REASONABLE AND TERMS EASY$u D. H. BALDWIN 8: CO, NEIL HOUSE BLOCK, G. W. EARLY, MANAGER. COLUMBUS, OHIO. HosmeeiiA head to let, unfurnished? FRED. SIEBERT.v-$ A mischief-making monkey from his birth? JOHN P. LOVELL ARMS CO., ESTABLISHED IN 1840, BY JOHN P. LOVELL, MANUFACTURERS OF THE hOVEhh DIAMOND SAFETY. $ 8 5 '00 HIGH GRA: ??EgEfYEQTICULAR. $ 8 5 ' 00 Steel Tubing, Drop Forging, Ball Bearing. Equal in Workmanship and Material to any High Grade Machine in the market. wMWEW-kag b . mmmmmmm 4 Av x 1 A full .line of Bicycles, Tricycles and Safeties. Bicycle Catalogue free. FlRE-ARMS, Sporting, Gymnasium and Base-Ball Goods. Send Slx Cents In Stamps for we page Catalogue. THE JOHN P. LOVELL ARMS Co. 147 Washington Street, Box 5,203. BOSTON, MASS. MISS LAMME. H So fresh SO vouthful and so l'OSV . 7 u . v . v 7 ' , le6 any blushlng mind, or bloonnng posyf geeks hhanmaey Is the place whele they sell PURE DRUGS and compound plescriptions from the PUREST MATERIALS Our Soda Water is the coldest+come and try it. If you are a smoker you will appreciate the flne line of CIGARS and CIGARETTES we carry. FREE TELEPHONE. Come and see us at 1 165 N. HIGH ST. H. COLE; Matician, X'KAND DEALER IN x96 SURVEYING INSTRUMENTS, MATHEMATICAL INSTRUMENTS, AND5 Architects and Engineefs Supplies and Stationery. e2 Worth 1bigb Street, THE MAKIO ,VOL. x1 PUBLISHED BY THE FRATERNITIES OOOOO OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY COLUMBUSCHHO jUNE1891 4'. F 24431,. ,QgETQV 1, ML? PRESS OF GAZETTE PRINTING HOUSE, COLUMBUS. A ..,..k Q 7'9 CV t , W e; .. 11w. '76. HTS is the first time the eleventh A63? volume of the MARIO has appeared I to you. The Editors had quite a time in bringing the creation into the world. But here it is; so take it, as the boys Will their Wives, h for better or worse? Last year the MAKIO was ttworseti- some spots were allowed to remain on the MIRROR. We have attempted to remove them in order that it ' may not be criticised for imperfect reHections. However, if the images are distorted, neither editors nor glass should be blamed. The trouble is in yourself, or in the phenomena of light. Settle it as you will, but let us alone. If you are a wise being, you Will approach this oracle with uncovered head and learn truth. Please do not come expecting to take away a ship-load of wheat; there is some chaff here; laugh at that; take a few grains of wheat and plant them; then when you come to see yourself in next yearts book, you will be more presentable. We have forewarned you ; there- fore, being htorearmed, you may plunge into the hereafter, While we make our best bow and retire. EDITORS, To His Excellency Governor james E. Campbell and Honorable N. R. Hysell, the friends of education andjustz'ce, we Irespeczfully z'nsm'z'be this book. , THE EDITORS. WHJ 4.: xy M L HYSELL. R N- SPEAKER OF HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. HON HON. JAMES E. CAMPBELL, GOVERNOR OF OHIO. JBoarb of Ebitors. A. A. SERVA, . . . . . ' . ID I'J. E. B. IIATCHER, ' . . . . . 42 If W. C. E. KILBOURNE, . . . . . E X. FRANK D. ASKEW, . . . . w A 0. E. W. SCHUELLER, . . . . . X 41. C. G. DONEY, . . . . . Ii 8 II. KATHERINE KRAUSS, . . . . . K If I. Mficers. E. B. HATCHER, . .' . .u President. C. E. KILBOURNE, . . . . Secretary. FRANK D. ASKEW, . .V . . Treasurer. S. F. YEAGER, . . . . . Artist. Ebitorials. 1891-The Golden Age Of the 0. S. U. A LAW-the Hysell Bill-it was signed by the President of the Senate and Speaker of the House, 011 March 20, 1891e a glorious day. DRILL Hall and Gymnasium, Manual Trailling'Seh001,' Geological Museum and Library, Will soon be realities. CAPT. Cope7s tt History of the University? should be read and preserved by every student. IT is hoped that the University Will not be Without Medi- cal and Law departments much longer. , WE cannot thank Miss'Katherine E. Morhart too much for the credit shehas bestowed on the O. S. U. CAPT. Cope and Prof. Eggers, as leaders in the recent University movement, cannot receive too much praise. IN order to insure the success of the future MAKIOS, we must insist that the students patronize our advertisers. The Board depends largely upon these advertisements to produce a good book. You Will hnd them honest, reliable tradesmen,- Who will give you satisfaction. 10 LIEUT. Ogle is to be commended upon the manner in Which he has instructed the Battalion during the first year With us. THE comments of the press of the State, during the past year, indicate that the people are awakening to a realization of the Universityh true worth. DURING the year both Alcyonds and Horton,s halls have been elaborately decorated. This is more evidence of the progressive Spirit that abounds here. . THE annual Visitsof the Legislature are delightful days to the students. Evidence of their enthusiasm is the crowded condition of the chapel 011 such occasions. THE completion and equipment of the Electrical Labora- tory, and Veterinary Hospital, are some of the many additions to the University, and give every evidence of being appreciated. THE painting of the 92 stone was vandalism in the ex- treme. All classes applaud the spirit of 92, and everybody unites in censuring any act that tends to destroy the beauty of the campus. THE MAKIO is pleased to be able this year to present drawings from a genuine artist. Mr. S. F. Yeager has been extensively engaged by the Leslies and Harpers, and in illus- trating some of the more prominent books recently published. A. C. Carson and Co. have made the line engraving, and other- wise interested themselves in the production. Both gentlemen are now of this city. We expect their work to be an argu- ment in favor of home industries. 11 PHOTOGRAPHY has made such rapid strides the last few years, that it is now extensively used in scientilic and technical work. The trustees of the University recognizing this fact, have made it an elective in all courses. e THE formation of the many 0. S. U. Alumni Associations during the past year is a most encourging sign. With their more complete organization, the assistance rendered the O. S. U. by them, Will be of incalculable benelit. THE Universityjs musical Achievements, during the past year, have been exceptionally good. The Glee Club Will com- pare favorably With similar organizations in the East. The Orchestra ranks With the best of the high talent for Which this city is noted. The Sextette is yet too young to have won many laurels; but all the clubs are sure to do so, if the spirit of this year of grace continues. V ' LAST fall term, Prof. Smith spoke in Chapel, upon it Music as an Art? He urged that it be cultivated, especially among college students; We quite agree With him; Let us have more college songs than we do. We would have: enjoyed the many jollifications 0f the past year much more had we ex- pressed our enthusiasm in a few rousing college songs, instead of by tin horns and the like. As a means of filling a student With love for his Alma Mater, music or' college songs have no equaL ' 12 HON. Ross J. ALEXANDER, . . - . - Bridgeport. SUPT. CHARLES C. MILLER, - - . - - Sandusky. HON. DAVID M. MASSIE, . . - - - Chillicothe. HON. RUTHERFORD B. HAYES, - . - . - - Fremont. HON. LUCIUS B. 'WING, - - . - - - Newark. HON. THOMAS J. GODFREY, . . - - - - Celina. JOHN B. SCHUELLER, M. D., - - - - - Columbus. Mffcerg of the Bomb. THOMAS J. GODFREY, President. DAVID M. MASSIE, - . - - - - View Presidem. ALEXIS COPE, - . - - - - . Secretary. FRED. V. PRENTISH, . - . . - - . Jkeasurer. committees of the JBoarb. EXECUTIVE. FARM. FINANCE. L. B. XVING, R. B. HAYES, T. J. GODFREY, J. B. SCHUELLEH, R. J. ALEXANDER, D. M. MASSIE, T. J. GODFREY. L. B. WVING, C. C. MILLER. l3 XVIMJIAM H. SCOTT, A. M.7 LL. D., University Grounds. President and Professor of Philosophy. EDWARD ORTON, PH. D., LL. D., 100 Twentieth Street. Pv'qfessor of Geology. SIDNEY A. NnRToN, Pu. D., LL. D., Town Street and Grant Avenue. Profeawor of General and Applied Chemistry. NORTON S. TOWNSIIEND, M. D., University Grounds. Peressor 0f Agricull'mc. STILLMAN 'W. ROBINSON, C. 143., .1353 Highland Street. ' Profen'mr qf Illgchtmical Engineering. NATHANIEL W. LORD, E. M., 1175 Highland Street. Professor of Mining and Metallurgy. SAMUEL C. DERBY, M. A., Indianola Place. Professor of the Latin, Language and Literature. WILLIAM R. LAZENBy, M. AGJL, University Grounds. Profesxor of Botany and Horticulture. JOSIAH R. SMITH, M. A., Indianola Place. Prqfessor of His Greek Language and Lile'ratu're. HENRY A. WEBER, PH. D, 1342 Forsythe Avenue. Professor of Agricultural Chemistrj. BENJAMIN F. THOMAS, PH. D., University Grounds. .Prqfessor Qf Physics. GEORGE XV. KNIGHT, PH. D., University Grounds. Professor of Histm'y and Political Science. H. J. DETMERS, M. V. D., 35 King Avenue. Professor of Veterinary Surgmy. R. DANIEL BOHANNAN, B. SO, C. E, E. M., 1368 North High Street. Professor of Zilame'nmrfics and Asironomy. DAVID S. KELLICOTT, PH. D., 1332 Highland Street. Profexsor of Zoology and Comparative Anatomy. X . v V C. NEXXTOB BROXHI, C. E., 1343 Forsythe Avenue. Professor of Civil Ewgmeer'ing. 14 ERNST A. EGGERS, 208 East State Street. Professor of the German Language and Literature. ALEXANDER OGLE, First Lieut.'17th Infantry, U. S. A., 35 S. Garh'eh'i Ave. Professor of Military Science and Tactics. GEORGE B. KAUFFMAN, B. 80., 60 N. Garfield Avenue. Associate Professor; of Pharmacy. JAMES CHALMERS, PH. D., 1447 Hunter Street. Associate Professor of English Languaga 117er Lilamlure. 'BENJAMIN L. BOWEN, PH. D., Indianola Place. Assuciale Profexsor 0f the Romance Languages and Literature. GEORGE W. MCCQARD, M. A., 109 North Fourth Street. Assistant Prefessor of Mathematics. FREDERICK W. SPERR, E. M ., 47 West Fourth Avenue. Assistant Professor of Mining Engineering. JOSEPH N. BRADFORD, M. E.,' 61 W'est Eighth Avenue. Assistant Professor of Drawing and Mechanical Engineering. JOSEPH T. WHITNEY, 1321 Highland Street. Assistant Professor of Physics. FREDERICK KEFFER, E. M., ' W est Ninth Avenue. Assixlanl in Chevnistry. JAMES A. VVILGUH, M. A., ' 100 West Frambes Avenue. Assistant in History. CHARLES P. SIGERFOOS, B. Sm, West F'ambes Avenue. Assistant in Zoology urnd Comparative Anatomy. CHARLES XV. MESLOH, B. A., 1348?N0rth High Street. Assistant in German. JOSEPH R. TAYLOR, B. A., 72 West Third Avenue. Assixlant in Drawing. WILLIAM F. LAVERY, D. V. M., 1360 Hunter Street. Assistant in Veterinary .Medicine. ALVIN D. HAINES, 34Gi11 Street. Assismm in Alechanxical Laboratory. CHARLES L. ARNOLD, B. 80., University Grounds. Assistant in Mathematics. CHARLES B. MORREY, B. A;, 146 King Avenue. Assistant in Latin. RALPH D. MERSHON, M. E., 29 East Fifth Avenu 9 Assistant in Physics. CLAIR A. DYE, 33 East Seventh Avenue. Assistanf'in General Chemistry. LLOYD M. BLOOMFIELD, 1490 Neil Avenue. Assistant in Agricultural Chemistrj. 15 WILLIAM C. WERNER, University Grounds. Assistant in Botany. G. P. GRIMSLEY, B. A., 101 Fourth Avenue. , Assistant 'in Geology. En. A. KEMMLER, C. E, . Corner High and Schiller Streets. Assistant 7372 Cim'l Engiwering. FRANK S. KERSIIAW, ' 603 East Town Street. Assisiam 1'77 English. Miner maficers. PROFESSOR GEORGE W. KNIGHT, Secretary of the Faculty. PROFESSOR SAMUEL C. DERBY, Librarian. PROFESSOR XVILLIAM R. LAZENBY, Superintendent of Grounds. OLIVE B. JONES, Assistant Librarian. JAMES A. WVILGUS, PresidenPs Clerk. XVILLIAM XVERNER, Florist. WILLIAM MCCRACKEN, Lngmeer. wymm' $ . MW l 7 ml 1 x h. II Iml N11 wll an? auth 9'15 Associate Professor BRUWN,SECT610Ty. . 2525': Professors ORTON, NORTON, DERBY, SMITH, KNIGHT, and Associate Professor CHALMERS. Associate Pni'essor BROWN, Secretary. Professors ORTON, NORTON, DERBY, SMITH, KNIGHT, and Associate Professor CHALMEHF. 18 xx, x . Eanmn k m m nun... , 3 ' 5 J t I I I . I . mmma iag 1 ' WW3 .3 gk b $3? ; e '3 5 m x23; Professor BOIIANNAN, Secretary. Professors ORTON THOMAS KELLImTT and EGGERS. ? ! r. $Egprmwm 1W M; 09:75 n'r'p: -- .QQL5 . Associate Professor BROWN, Secreiary. Professors ROBINSON, LORD, THOMAS, BOHANNAN and EGGERS. Associate Professor BROWN, Secretary. X B Professors ROBINSON, LORD, THOMAS, BOHANNAN V, and EGGERS. W 7. I I L meh. Associate Professor BROWN, Secretary. Professors ROBINSON, LORD, THOMAS, BOHANNAN an d EGGERS. l W v n L $ ' -. . w I I7, I KR ur. , x9 'N ' Associate Professor BROWN, Secretary. Professors ROBINSON, LORD, THOMAS, BOHANNAN and EGGEHS. Professor LAZIFNBY, Secretary. Professors TOWNSIIEND, ROBINSON, LORD, WEBER, DETMERS and KELLICOTT. 21 Professor LAZEVBY, Secretary. Professors TOWNSHEND, ROBINSON, LORD, XVEBER, DETMERS and KELLICOTT. Professor K AUFFM'A N, Secrelary. Professors NORTON and TOWNSHEND. 22 Cwbio agricultural Experiment Station. OFFICERS, AT THE UNIVERSITY. CHARLES E. THORNE, - . g . - Director. WILLIAM J. GREEN, - - . Ilorticulturist and Vice Director. Professor NVM. R. LAZENBY, - - - , 3 - Secretary. Professor HENRY J , DETMERS, - - Veterinarian and Bacteriologist. J. FREMONT HICKMAN, M. A. 8., - . - - ,- Agriculturist. FREDERICA DETMERS, B. So, . - - 3 Acting Botanist. F . J . FALKENBACH, - - - .- 3 - Chemist. Moio meteorological JBureau. OFFICERS AT THE UNIVERSITY. Professor BENJAMIN F. THOMAS, - - . - - Dio'ector. Sergeant CHAS. M. STRONG, Signal Corps, U. S. A., - - Secretary. WM. H. BAKER, . . - - - ,- . Observer. A x . V Ignl-l'. t. :Cx x ' . V g 76$3$3'$ 'ErfErSe O Jg kEc'RE .. n. .. a $ ::::: . . Q ; p 3.. $ Gonventions. lpbi $amma Eelta. Section IV, COLUMBUS, 0., June 4, 5, 1891. llbbi 1kappa 1135i. Grand Arch Council, CINCINNATI, 0., April, 1892. Eigma Mai. Province III, COLUMBUS, 0., May, 1892. lpbi Eelta Ebeta. ATLANTA, GA., October 19-23, 1891. Gbi Ilbbi. ATLANTA, GA, November, 11, 1891, High Noon. . JBeta Gbefta lpi. WOOGLIN-ON-CHAUTAUQUA, August 3-8, 1891. 1Rappa kappa Gamma. INDIANAPOLIS, IND., August, 24, 1892. 25 llbbi Gamma Eelta. FOUNDED AT WASHINGTON AND JEFFERSON COLLEGE, 1848. COLORS : Royal Purple. ACTIVE CHAPTERS. 10m Mu ................................................... Mass. Institute of Technology. Nu Deuteron ............................................ Yale University. Upsilon ................................................... College City of New York. Omega .................................................... Columbia College. Theta Psi ................................................. Colgate University. Kappa Nu ................................................ Cornell University. Alpha. ............................................. , ........ Washington and J efferson. Beta ........................................................ University of Pennsylvania. Delta .............................. ......................... Bucknell University. Xi ........................................................... Pennsylvania College. Pi .......................................................... Allegheny College. Epsilon Deuteron ...................................... Muhlenberg College. Sigma Deuteron ....................................... Lafayette College. Beta Chi .................................................. Lehigh University. Gamma Phi ............. ' ................................ Pennsylvania State College. Beta Mu .................................................... J ohns Hopkins University. Epsilon ................................................... University Of N orth Carolina. Omicron ................................................. University of Virginia. Beta Deuteron .......................................... Roanoke College. Delta Deuteron ....................................... Hampden-Sidney College. Zeta. Deuteron .......................................... Vas1'1ingt0n and Lee University. Rho Chi .......................................... . ........ Richmond College. Eta. ......................................................... Marietta College. Sigma .................................................... Wittenberg College. Theta Deuteron ........................................ Ohio XVesleyan University. Lambda Deuteron ................................... Denison University. Omicron Deuteron .................................... Ohio State Universitv. Rho Deuteron .......................................... Wooster University. v Alpha Phi ................................................ University of Michigan. Zeta .......................................................... Indiana State Univdsity. Lambda ................................................... DePauw University. Tap ...................................................... Hanover College. P51 Wabash College. Alpha Deuteron ....................................... Illinois Wesleyan Universitv. Gamllna Deuteron ...................................... Knox College. Mu Slgma ................................................ University of Minnesota. Nu ....... i; .................................................. Bethel College. Kappa lau ............................................... University of Tennessee. P1 Deutgron ............................................. University of Kansas. Zeta P19 :....Wm. Jewell College. Delta k1 .................................................. University of California. GRADUATE CHAPTERS. Delta...... .........Chattanooga, Tenn. E silon ..................... 00111111 q Zeta ..................... an'sas City, M0. E31 ........................... Clevelgll'ia, 8 Theta .................. W'llllamsport, Pa. Delta Club .............. New York City. Southern Alumni Association ..................... Baltimore, Maryland. 26 E A WRIGH 7; Puma. llbbi 6amma Eelta. wmicron ?Deuteron chapter. ESTABLISHED MARCH 25, 1878. FRATRES IN FACULTATE. C. NEWTON BROWN, GEORGE B. KAUFFMAN, F. W. SPERR, XV. B. VIETS. FRATRES IN COLLEGIO. CLASS OF ?92. WALTER C. POLka CLASS OF ,93. MILTON T. WESTON, ROBERT S. BLACKFORD, ARTHUR W. TAYLOR, A. AMOS SERVA, CALVIN M. BERGERf JOSEPH A. DURFEEfk CLASS OF N94. J. ED. MEEK, RALPH B. TATE, WILLIAM T. CHENEYXk SIDNEY C. BILVNETTR'k CLASS. OF ,95. THADDEUS C. DUNLAP. 99 Left Collegen 113m Gamma Eelta. Epsilon Grabuate Gbapter. JOHN F. MCFADDEN, K. D. WOOD, JOHN B. WIKOFF, W. B. 'VIETS, C. N. BROWN, FRANK A. RAY, CHARLES A. XVIKOFF, C. XV. MILLER, EDWARD OHTON, JR., E. W. MIX, ELLIS LOVEJOY, PAUL JONES, U. H. MYERS, S. A. WEBB, WALTER A. DUNN, ,78, FRED HOWARD, 78, J. F. MCFADDEN, ,78, A. B. MCMACKIN, 79, W'. F. NOBLE, 79, R. S. TOWNE, ,79, J. C. WARD, 780, H. D. GREGORY, ,80, H. R. POOLE, ,81, G. M. LEWIS, ,81, IRWIN LINSON, 82, F. W. SPERR, ,83, C. E. HIGHER, 783, ACTIVE MEMBERS. JOHN J. DUN, HAL T. BENHAM, C. B. WHILEY, L. T. HENDERSON, A. L. ROHRER, J . T. ANDERSON, C. C. MILLER, J. R. LOVEJOY, J. SHEAFE CASEY, F. W. SPERR, G. S. CUNNINGHAM; XV. W. MEEK, CHARLES E. GAINES, FRANK RATHMEL. ALUMNI. JOHN J. DUN, ,83, O. C. MILLER, ,83, J. T. ANDERSON, x94, C. V. MEAD, ,84, EDWARD ORTON, J R. J. B. WIKOFF, 84, J. R. LOVEJOY, ,84, ELLIS LOVEJOY, 85, W. R. MALONEWS5, M. N. MIX, $5, W. J. ROOT, $5, Gr. A. D'IASTERH, 186, W. B. VIETS, ,86. i 7843 ESTABLISHED SEPTEMBER 24, 1887. H. 0. BLACK, J. H. VERCOE, W. F. KELLY, SAM. L. BLACK, EDWARD W. DANN, H. lVI. CROW, GEO. B. KAUFMAN, J. L. DANN, O. D. VVADDELL, A. N. VAN DEMAN, C. D. EVERETT, J. S. MYERS, H. .T. ABBOTT, G. S. CUNNINGHAM, 86, FRANK A. RAY, 87, W. H. HANNUM, 87, J. S. MYERS, ,87, U. H. MYERS, 87, E. W. MIX7 88, S. A. XVEBB, 788, H. S. NEWTON, ,89, XV. XV. MEEK, ,89, C. E. GAINES, 89, J ESSE JONES, ,90, HARRY C. BENNETT, 790, ADDITIONAL RESIDENT MEMBERS. Rev. W. G. WILLIAMS, D. D., Rev. N. S. SMITH, W. E. MCCLUNG, O. H. PERRY, W. G. BEATTY, M. WNEILL, 28 C. E. HIGBEE, A. C. BUTLER, R. II. CUNNINGHAM. 1mm 11 , I'lu'la 1852 ......... Pennsylvania Alpha .................. Jefferson College. 1853 ......... Pennsylvania Beta.......... ...........A11egheny College. 1855 ......... Pennsylvania Gamma ............... Bucknell University. 1855 ......... Pennsylvania Epsilon ............... Pennsylvania College. 1859.... ...Pennsy1vania Zeta .................... Dickinson College. 1860 ......... Pennsylvania Eta; .................... Franklin and Marshall College. 1869 ......... Pen nsylvania Theta ................. Lafayette College. 1888. .. . .. Pensylvania Kappa ................... Swarthmore College. 1869 ......... New York Alpha ........ . .............. Cornell University. 1880 ......... New York Beta ........................ Syracuse University. 1881 ......... New York Delta ........................ Hobart College. 1887 ......... New York Epsilon ................... Madison University. SECOND DISTRICT. . 1851 ......,..Vi1'ginia Alpha ......................... University of Virginia. 1855 ......... Virginia Beta ........................... W'ashington and Lee Univerrity. 1856 ......... Virginia, Gamma ....................... Hampden-Sidney College. 1890 ......... West Virginia Alpha ................. University of W'est Virginia. 1880 ......... Maryland Alpha ........................ Johns Hopkins University. 1868 ......... District of Columbia Alpha ........ Columbian University. 1857 ......... South Carolina Alpha ............... University of South Carolina. 1857 ......... Mississippi Alpha ..................... University Of Mississippi. THIRD DISTRICT. 1860.. ...0hio Alpha .............................. Ohio Wesleyan University. 1866 ......... Ohio Beta ................................ W ittenberg College. 1871 ......... Ohio Gamma ........................... Wooster University. 1880 ......... Ohio Delta ................................ Ohio State University. 1865 ......... Indiana Alpha .......................... DePauW University. 1869 ......... Indiana Beta ........................... Indiana State University. 1870 ......... Indiana Gamma ........................ Wabash College. FOURTH DISTRICT. 1864 ......... Illinois Alpha ........................... Northwestern University. 1876 ......... Michigan Alpha. ...................... .University of Michigan. 1875 ......... Wisconsin Alpha ....................... University of W isconsin. 1881 ......... Wrisconsin Gamma ..................... Beloit College. 1867 ......... Iowa Alpha .............................. University of Iowa. 1888 ......... Minnesota Beta ......................... University of Minnesota. 1876 ......... Kansas Alpha ........................... University of Kansas. 1881 ......... California Alpha ...................... University of The Pacific. New York City. Chicago. Philadelphia. Cincinnati. Clevelan d . llbbi kappa 1135i. FOUNDED AT WASHINGTON AND JEFFERSON, 1852. COLORS: Lavender and Pink. ROLL OF ACTIVE CHAPTERS. FIRST DISTRICT. ALUMNI CHAPTERS. Springfield. Pittsburgh. Minneapolis. St. Paul. 29 113191 kappa 1135i. Eelta chapter of mm. ESTABLISHED MAY 15, 1880. ACTIVE MEMBERS. CLASS OF ,91. LOUIS F. KIESEWETTER, RALPH N. HUBBARD, GEO. N. COLE, . GEO. H. MOCK. CLASS OF 792. PERCY MARTIN, PEARL N. JONES, E. B. HATCHER. CLASS OF 19;. CHAS. S. POWELL, FRANK A. COPE. AUGUSTUS T. PETERS. CLASS 012,04. . HARRY E. TEMPLETON, CHAS. W. KELLENBERGER, GEO. E. BUTLER. 30 llbbi kappa 1135i. ALUMNL ,80, J. SCOTT HUMHIREY, B. Sc, ,80, SIDNEY A. SHORT, B. SC. 81, W. K. CHERRYHOLMES, B. So. 82, OLIVER L. FASSIG, B. SC. ,83, E. M. VAN HARLINGEN, B. St. ,83, J. H. GALBRAITH, B. PH. 783, C. F. MARVIN, M. E. ,84, G190. W7. DUN, B. SC. ,85, C. A. lVlARJ'LE, B. SC. 85, XV. LI PErEIm, M. E. ,85, E. L. T. SCIIAUB, M. E. 786, J. P. MILLIGAN, B. A. 86, E. J. CONVERSE, B. A. 86, NV. V. KEIFER, B. A. ,87, H. E. PAYNE, M. E. ,87, H. P. CONVERSE, B. SC. ,87, O. C. ZAUMSEIL, C. E. ,88, A. H. HARTWELL, M. E. 88, J. A. WILuUs, B. PH. H99, H. P. HORTON, B. Ph. 89, H. F. MILLER, M. E. 90, Gr. P. GRIMSLEY, B. A. REQDENT MEMBERS Hon. JOHN BEATTY, Hon. L. J. CRITCHFIELD, Dr. W. J. MCMILLEN, Rev. J. C. JACKSON, GEO. W. MCCOARD, EUGENE LANE, XVILLIAM GREEN, L. B. CHERINGTON, HERMAN M. HUBBARD, FRED. W. HUBBARD, CHARLES E. FREEMAN, NVILL B. CORNELL, FRED. SHEDD, HARRY SHEDD, CARLOS B. SHEDD, CHAS. S. CHERINGTON, J. J. CHESTER, GEO. Y. ANDERSON, XVILLIAM G. THOMAN, 31 J . A J. H. UALBRAITH, . D. SELBY, M. TAYLOR, W'ILLIAM NEIL, E E G . R. MARCH, . L. T. SCHAUB, E0. W. DUN, THOS. IL JOHNSON, E. J. CONVERSE, J. J. E. SIMS, A. WILGUS, H. F. MILLER, E. D. HOWARD, M. S. BROWNE, E. Gr. RICE, J. D HULL, . XVEEKS, A. C. CARSON, G . P. GRIMSLEY. Sigma Ghi. FOUNDED AT MIAMI UNIVERSITY, 1855. COLORS: Blue and Gold. CHAPTER ROLL. Beta ......................................................... XVooster University. Gmnma ..................................................... Ohio Wesleyan University. Zeta ......................................................... Washington and Lee University. Eta .. ............ ................................. . ..... University of Mississippi. Theta ...................................................... Pennsylvania College. Kappa .................. Bucknell University. Lambda ................................................... Indiana State University. Mu .......................................................... Denison University. Xi ........................................................... DePauw University. 0111101011.... .............................. .........Dickinson College. Rho ......................................................... Butler University. Tau ......................................................... Roanoke Cellege. Chi ................ . ....................................... Hanover College. Psi .......................................................... University of Virginia. Omega .................................................... Northwestern University. Gamma Gamma ......................................... Randolph-Macon College. Delta Delta ............................................... Purdue University. Delta Chi .................................................. W abash College. Zeta Zeta ................. . ................................ Center College. Zeta Psi ............................................. . ..University of Cincinnati. Theta Theta ............................................. University of Michigan. Sigma Sigma ............................................. Hampden-Sidney College. Alpha Beta ............................................... University of California. Alpha Gamma ......................................... Ohio State University. Alpha Delta ............................................. Steverfs Institute ofTechnology. Alpha Epsilon .......................................... U niversity of Nebraska. Alpha Zeta ............................................... Beloit College. Alpha Theta .............................................. Mass. Institute of Technology Alpha Iota ................................................ Illinois Wesleyan University. Alpha. Lambda .......................................... University of XVisconsin. Alpha N1.1 ................................................. University of Texas. Alpha X1 .................................................. U niversity of Kansas. Alpha Omicron ........................................ Tulane University. Alpha B1 .................................................. Albion College. Alpha Rho ............................................... Lehigh University. Alpha Sigma ........................................... .University of Minnesota. Alpha Upsdon ......................................... Univ. of Southern California. Alpha. Tag ................................................ University Of North Carolina. Alpha P111 ................................................ Cornell University. 32 Drum, 17mm. Sigma Chi. Ellpba Gamma Cthapter. ESTABLISHED IN MAY, 1882. FRATRES IN COLLEGIO. SENIORS. GEORGE E. MCCULLOCH. jUNIORS. D. TOD ROYfk LORING H. GODDARD. SOPHOMORES. GUY R. WILLIAMka WILL H. KRUMMf GILBERT M. TINNEY. FRESHMEN. RICHARD T. ELLIS,$ WILLIAM HASELTINE, CHARLES W. DAVIS, PEARL M. GRIFFITH, CHARLES E. KILBOURNE, JR. SPECIAL. FRANK L. EVANS. e6Left College. gigma Gbi. G. R. TWISS, ,85, H. P. SMITH, 86, HARRY HEDGES, 88, HARRY R. HALL, 89, D. K. WATSON, BENJ. WOODBURY, MORRIS BOOTH, J. G. GODMAN, Ur. W. BEATTY, C. Q. DAVIS, C. S. FAY, J. J. JENNINGS, L. B. KAUFFMAN, W. B. CARPENTER, M. D., ED. MEMOS, Gr. F. XVEIDNEn, .. ALUMNI. OTTO SCHROLL, 786, Gr. T. NVEIDNER, ,87, H. N. THOMPSON, ,88, D. R. HANCOCK, ,89, ROBERT HAZLETT, 87, A. T. HEATH, ,87, ; C. H. ALDRICH, ,88, DAVID MILLER, 90. FRATRES IN URBE. W'. C. MERRIW, H. C. ELLIOTT, A. W. WHLLIAMS, H. H. TERRY, J. G. HUFFMAN, JAS. WATSON, W. B. NORRIS, W. B. PAGE, En. SMITH, H. T. GARRETT, J. D. POTTER, DEWITT C. Jonas, THUS. E. POWELL, THOS. H. RICKETTS, GEO. B. MONYPEXY, OTTO SCHROLL, J. W. FIRESTONE, DAVE E. MOONEY, CHAS. O. DAVIS. GrEo. B. MCCANN J EWETT NORRIS, HARRY GATES, RUSSELL KILBOURNE. ALUMNI CHAPTER ROLL. Eta, Lafayette; Iota,1ndianap01is; Theta,Cincinnati; Omega,Chicago. Il'naMuPMZan llbhi' Eelta theta. FOUNDED AT MIAMI UNIVERSITYI 1848. CHAPTER ROLL. Colby University, University of Vermont, Amherst College, Cornell University, College Of the City of New York, Syracuse University, Pennsylvania College, Allegheny College, U Diversity of Pennsylvania, Roanoke College, Randolph-Macon College, Washington and Lee University, South Carolina College, Central University, Emory College, Vanderbilt University, University of Alabama, Alabama Polytechnic Institute, University of Mississippi, University of Texas, Miami University, Ohio University, 1 Buchtel College. Indiana University, Butler University, Hanover College, University of Michigan, Northwestern University, Illinois 1Vesleyan U niversity, University of Wisconsin, Westminster College, State University of Iowa, University of Nebraska, Washington University, Dartmouth C01lege, Williams College, Brown University, Union University, Columbia College, Lafayette College, Washington and J efferson College, Dickinson College, Lehigh University, University of Virginia, Richmond College, University of N orth Carolina, Centre College, University of Georgia, Mercer University, University of the South, Southern University, Tulane University, Southwestern University, Ohio Wesleyan University, University of Wooster, Ohio State University, Wabash College, Franklin College, DePauW University, Hillsdale College, State College of Michigan, Knox College, Lombard University, University Of Missouri, Iowa Wesleyan University, University of Kansas, University of California. ALUMNI CHAPTERS. New York, N. Y., St. Paul, Minn., Nashville, Tenn., Franklin, Ind., Pittsburgh, Pa., San Francisco, 0211., Cincinnati, 0., Galesburg, 111., Philadelphia, Pa., Columbus, Ga., Selma, A121,, Chicago, 111., Baltimore, Md, Atlanta, Ga, Louisville, Ky., Minneapolis, Minn., WVashington, D. 0., Los Angeles, 0211., Akron, 0., Kansas City, Mo, Richmond, Va., Montgomery, 3112., Indianapolis, Ind., Salt Lake City, Utah. wbio Zeta chapter. ESTABLISH ED, 1883. COLORS: Argent and Azure. PUBLICATION: The Scroll. FRATER IN FACULTATE. R. D. BOHANNON. IN COLLEGIO. CLASS OF 701. AARON WESLEY JONES, J AMES ELMER THOMPSON, SAMUEL NIORRISOka FRANK W ILLIAM BANE. CLASS OF ,02. ST. CLAIR ALEXANDER, GEORGE FRANCIS FISH, JR. CLASS OF m. - EDWARD MARTIX BLOOM, FRANK DAVID ASKEW, FRED. WILLIAM MATHIAS. CLASS OF ,94. THEODORE LINDENBERG, CHARLES HARKER FARBER, EDWIN ROLLINS THOMAS, JOHN DUDLEY DUNHAM. CLASS OF ,95. FRED ISAAC ASKEW, EDWARD FRANCIS. ' a6 Left College. llbbi Eelta Ebeta. ALUMNI. VVM. MCPHERSON, 87, MARK FRANCIS, 187, W. F. HUNT, 87, A. C. REEVES, 87, V. J. EMERY, 87, J. G. BLOOM, 89, CYRUS HULING, J . E. BROWN, T. W. ALBERY, FRANK N. SLADE, HARRY L. ROUND, FRANK L. BROWN, S. J . FLICKINGER, C. R. GILMORE, J. L. CONVERSE, W. O. SCHEIBEL, J88, F. S. BALL, 788, F. W. BROWN, 88, S. E. BENNETT, 790. Q FRATRES IN URBE. ROBERT L. SEEDS, ROBERT ECKHARDT, S. B. RICKETTS, WILLIAM H. PARKER, S. L. THOMPSON, Hon. EMMETT TOMPKINS, Hon. FRANK L. WELLS, Hon. VIRGIL LOWRY. 37 Gbi llbbi. FOUNDED AT PRINCETON IN 1824. COLORS: Scarlet and Blue. ROLL OF ACTIVE CHAPTERS. 1859 .......... A 1pha .................................... University of Virginia. 1867 ......... Gamma ................................... Emory College. 1867 ......... Delta ...................................... Rutgers College. 1867 ......... Epsilon .................................. IIampden-Sidney College. 1854 ......... Zeta ................................... Franklin and Marshall College. 1867 ......... Eta ......................................... University of Georgia. 1878 ......... Theta ................................... l...Rensse1aer Polytechnic Institute. 1883 ......... Iota ...................................... Ohio State University. 1872. ........ Ka17pa ................................... Brown University. 1875 ......... Lambda .................................. University of California. 1883 ......... Mu ......................................... Stevens7 Institute of Technology. 1868 ......... Xi .......................................... Cornell University. 1877 ......... Omicron ............................... Yale University. 1883 ......... Pi .......................................... V anderbilt University. 1874 ......... Rho ....................................... Lafayette College. 1871 ........ Sigma ...................................... Whiford College. 1888 ......... Tau ........................................ University of South Carolina. 1873 ......... Phi ......................................... Amherst College. 1873 ......... Chi ......................................... Ohio Wesleyan University. 1882 ......... Psi .......................................... Lehigh University. 1869 ......... Omega ....... , ............................ Dickinson College. 1890 ......... Beta Tau ..... , ........................... Mass. Institute of Technology. ALUMNI CHAPTERS. Aleph ............................................... '....Balti1nore, Maryland. Beth .................................................... New York, New York. Vav .................................................... 1V3shingt0n, D. C. 38 xi x L xmwkm , 9;; .xx ,i, .E 177:2 kw. PJuflaa. v Gbi llbbi. 1lota Gbapter. ESTABLISHED NOVEMBER 9, 1883. ACTIVE MEMBERS. , CLASS OF 9'. JAMES FERGUSON BURNS, HORACE J. WHITACRE. CLASS OF '92. NVM. NVOODBHIDGE FRANKLIN, ERWIN W. SCHUELLER. CLASS OF 19;. ROLLIN FINNIE FOSTER, WM. HOWARD PURDUM. k CLASS OF 94. LLEWELLYN EDWARD PRATT, HERBERT SWAN TALBOT, ngft College. FRANK REEVES. SPECIAL. ROBERT H. HASSLER. 39 Gbi ALUMNI. EDWARD SPARKS, 84, FRANK E. HILL,',86, WM. F. CHARTERS, 187, JOHN A. BOWNOCKER, 289, RUSSELL S. FEICHT, ,90, WM. P. BENTLEY, 85, WM. A. CONNEL, 86, FRED. J. CELLARIUS, 88, HARRY L. KIRKER, 89, HUGH C. LAUGHLIN, 790, CARL CLYDE SMITH, 90. RESIDENT MEMBERS. HON. THAD. E. CROMLEY, EDWARD G. ROBERTS, JOSEPH R. LANE, JOSEPH F. FIRESTONE, CHAS. G. SMITH, DAVID F. SNYDER, JOSEPH H. DYER, CHAS. E. COXE, CARL 0. SMITH, 40 HOMER C. WHITE, ARTHUR E. EVANS, CHAS. B. COWAN, FRANK L. PACKARD, W. C. XVHITMORE, A. V. R. PATTON, F. W'. SAVAGE, HERBERT PLATTER, EDWARD H. COXE. Nkunxixsx. x, . Myra? . z $4M, 1mg V neka. fihm, JBeta theta 113i. ROLL OF ACTIVE CHAPTERS. 1839 .................. Alpha .......... ...Miami. 1841.. ..... Beta ............. ...Ade1bert. .....Beta Kappa. ...0hio University. .. Gamma ....... ...Washingt0n-Je1'1'erson College. 1842.. ..Epsilon ...Ce11tre College. 1843.. ..Eta ........ ....Harvard University. 1845.. ..De1tz1 ....De Pauw University. 1845.. Pi .......... ...I11diana University. 1845.. Lambda. ....UniVersiLy of Michigan. 1845.. .Tau ..... ...Wabash College. 1847.. .Kappa .Browu University. 1850. ...Zeta ....... .Hampden-Sidney College. 1850 . .Omicron ..... .University of Virginia. ...Ol110 Wesleyan University. ...Ha110ver College. 1354., M11. ....Cumberla11d University. 1860.. ...0111. .Beloit College. 1861 , ...Psi .............. ....Bethany College. 1866.. ...A1pha Beta. ...... ...Iowa State University. 1867.. ...Alpha mimina. ....Witten berg College. 1868.. ...A1pha Delta ..... ....Westminster College. 1868.. ...A1pha Epsilon . ....Iowa Wesleyan University. 1869.. ...A1pha. Eta ....... ....Denis011 University. 1870. ...A1pha Kappa ...... ...Richmonr1 College. 1872. ...A1phaLambda ....Univ01'sity of Wooster. 1872. ...A1pha N11 ........... ....University of Kansas. 1873. 1 1.......... ....Ra11d01phnMacon College. 1873.. .. Alpha P1 ....U11iversity of Wisconsin. 1873.. ...Rho .................. ....Northwestern University. 1874.. ...A1pha Sigma Dickinson College. 1874 ...Beta Delta.. ..Coruell University. 1875 Sigma... ....Stevens Institute of Technology. 187-5 Beta Zeta. ....St. Lawrence University. 1876 ...U silon ...... .Boston University. 1878.... ...A pha. Chi .. Johns Hopkins University. 1879.... ...Beta Alpha ...Kenyon College. ...Omega ......... .I....Ul11'veisity of California. ...Betu Eta ..... ..Mai11e Shite College. 1879.... ...Beta. Beta .U111vers1ty of Mississippi.- 1880... ...Phi ............ .Umvelmty of Pennm Ivanla 1880.... ...Bcta Theta ..Colgate University. 1881. ...Nu ................ ..Union College. 1881.. ....A1pha Alpha .. ....Columbia College. 1882.. Beta Iota .......... ....Amhe1'st College. 1884.. ....Beta. Lambda. ..Va11derbilt University. 1885.. ....T11eta Delta. ..... ..0h10 State University. 1886.. ...Beta Omicr0u.. ..Univcrsity of Texas. I...A1pha Upsilon... ..Pennsy1vania State College. 1888... ....A1pha Xi ........ ..Kl1ox College. 1888... ....Alpha. Zeta .. ..University of Denver. 1888.. . .Alpha Tau ...... University of Nebraska. 1889. ..... A lpha Omega.. ..Dartm0uth College. 1889. . .Beta 1111511011.... .JSyracuse University. 1889.. ....Phi Alpha . ..lbavidson College. 1889. ....Eta Beta . .....University of North Carolina. 1890. ....Beta Pi .......... ..University of Minnesota. 1890... ....M11 Epsilon. ,.Wesleyan University. 1890... ....Betu N11 ...... . ..... Univers1ty of Cincinnati. 1890 ................ 7 eta. Psi ..................................................... Univ ersitv of Missouri. ALUMNI CHAPTERS. Providence, R. 1., Louisville, Ky., Boston. Mass.. Buliimore, Md., New York,1N Y ., Wheeling. W. Va., Cincinnati, 0., Dayton, 0., Cleveland, 0.. Richmond, Va., Indianapolis, 11111., Chicago, 111.. Denver, 001., San Francisco, 0211., Omaha, Neb., Leavenworth, KauL, Kansas Citv, M0 , Washington, D. 0., Newark, 0., Philadelphia, Pa. 41 JBeta Ebeta 1131. 1839. V ' 1891. Ebeta Eelta Gbapter. ESTABLlSHED DECEMBER 16, 1885. CHAPTER ROSE: Catharine Marmot. FRATR ES IN FACU LTATE. D. S. KELLICOTT, GEO. P. COLER. ACTIVE MEMBERS. CLASS OF 791. CARL GREGG DONEY, FRANK E. POMERENE, FRANCIS STUART KERSHAW, EDWARD SIGERFOOS, FRANK CARTER. WOOD. CLASS OF 792. I. LAIRD DUNGAN, HERBERT LINCOLN JOHNSTON, P. PLATTER EVANS, EDWARD BANCROFT MCCARTER 7 SAMUEL CHARLES KERSHAW, JAMES ROWE TOMLINSON. CLASS OF 9;. WILLIAM LUCTUS GRAVES, CHARLES ROBERT HAMILTON. CLASS OF 194. DAVID WALKER BROOKS, ROY HAGLER, CHARLES F. A. HALL, EDWIN DENMEAD MOODY, W YATT GARFIELD PLANTZ. SPECIAL. PHELPS CHAPMAN LEETE, FRED O. WILLIAMS. 4? JBeta Ebeta 113i. ALUMNI. C. L. DE LAMATRE, B.A., LLB, G. GLENN ATKINS, B. A., CHAS. V. PLEUKIIARP, M. E, F. M. RAYMOND, B. A., LL. B., WALLACE C. SABINE, M. A., .HOWARD HAGLER, B. 80., HENRY J. WOODWORTH, B. $0., JULIUS FLOTO, E. M., WILEY G. HYDE, B.A., LL.B., CHARLES P. SIGERFOOS, B. 80., WILBUR H. SIEBERT, B. A., CHAS. EDWARD SKINNER, M . E. RESIDENT MEMBERS. GEN. GEO. B. WRIGHT, T. J . KEATING, GEO. HALM, J. J. LENTZ, COL. CHARLES PARROTT, HENRY A. WILLIAMS, J. CAL. HANNA, CHAS. J. PRETZMAN, REV. I. F. KING, H. C. WILL, DR. E. B. FULLERTON, JUDGE T. J. DUNCAN, HON. H. J. BOOTH, MAJ. A. C. HOUGHTON, ' J . D. LASLEY, THOS. G. YOUMANS, W. A. BALDWIN, HON. J. M. PATTISON, DICKSON L. MOORE, HON. H. C. MARSHALL, O. C. HOOPER, PROF. S. D. KELLICOTT, REV. E. SCHMID, J. W. KNOTT, M. D. PHILLIPS, ERNEST K. COULTER, HON. WILLIAM J AMISON. 43 kappa kappa CBamma. FOUNDED OCTOBER 13, 1870. COLORS: Light and Dark Blue. ROLL OF ACTIVE CHAPTERS. ALPHA PROVINCE. 1882 ........ Phi .......................................... Boston University. 1881 ......... Beta Beta ................................... St. Lawrence University. 1883 ......... Beta Tau ................................... Syracuse University. 1883 ......... Psi ............................................ Cornell University. 1890 ......... Beta Alpha ................................ University of Pennsylvania. 1891 ......... Beta Epsilon ............................. Barnard College. 1888 ......... Gamma Rho ............................... Allegheny College. BETA PROVINCE. 1877 ......... Lambda .................................... Buchtel College. 1876 ......... Beta Gamma ........................... Wooster University. 1890 ......... Beta Delta .................................. University of Michigan. 1888 ......... Beta Nu .................................... Ohio State University. 1882 ......... Xi ............................................ Adrian College. 1881 ......... Kappa ..................................... Hillsdale College. GAMMA PROVINCE. 1872 ......... Delta ......................................... In diana University. 1875 ......... Iota .......................................... DoPauw University. 1878 ......... Mu ............................................ Butler University. 1875 ......... Eta ........................................ LVVisconsin University. 1882 ......... Upsilon .................................... Northwestern University. 1873 ......... Epsilon ...................................... Illinois 1Vesleyan University. DELTA PROVINCE. 1880 ......... Chi .......................................... Minnesota University. 1882 ......... Beta Zeta .................................. Iowa University. 1875 ......... Theta ...................................... Missouri University. 1884 ......... Sigma ...................................... Nebraska University. 1883 ......... Omego ...................................... Kansas University. 44 17 m2 7m, PJLLZtL kappa kappa Gamma. meta 113111 abapter. ESTABLISHED OCTOBER 12, 1888. ACTIVE MEMBERS. CLASS OF ,91. MARGARET ALICE BEACH, MARTHA ALLSTON MOSES, SARAH E. OKANE. CLASS OF 02. ANNA CHRISTINE HOUSTON, MIGNON TALBOT, CHARLOTTE LAKE CLAYPOOLE, BERTHA KATHERINE KRAUSS. CLASS OF ,93. ALICE LOUISE MERRILL, CORA CLEVELAND GALE, THERESA LENTZ. CLASS OF '94. MAUDE VIRGINIA SMITH, MARY LOUISE HULL, GERTRUDE STOWELL KELLICOTTfk NELLIE RONEY. SPECIAL. CLARA BYERS. 96 Left College. kappa. kappa $amma. ALUMNI. ALBERTA D. GARBER, 89, ALLA BERTA RICKEY CLESS, ,89, ALICE H. MOODIE, 90, A. MABEL BASTERDES, 90, NELLIE TALBOT, 790. RESIDENT MEMBERS. BELLE SLADE, Lambda, CORA RIGBY, Phi, FANNIE S. GLENN, Rho, LYDE DOWNING, Lambda, JENNIE HUFFMAN, Lambda, Mrs. J. C. HANNA, Beta Gamma, FANNY BANCROFT, Beta Nu, GARRY POCQCK-WARD, BetaNu, MARY BLAKISTON, Beta Nu, ELLA PARSONS, Beta, Gamma. 46 Sigma Mu. FOUNDED IN THE YEAR ONE. , COLORS : Motley and Mixed. CHAPTER ROLL. A1pher Naught, Fie, . - Beta Die, O-makwa-Sigh, Sick-mob T00, Eat-a Pie, Gammin, 47 FRITTERS IN COLLEGIO. NV. SEARS. C. V. RUTAN, A, W. EVANS, C. G. BEUMLER, H. J. WALKER, P. D. Q. BURKE, RAY CILLEY, P. B. COCKELL, R. O. KAISER, S. H. GUGLE, SETH HAYES. Salt Lake City. Shadesville. XVilberforce. Borneo. O. S. U. Hades. Darkest Africa. The Frats they have a little goat. And it bleats in cadenza ; It bleats no more, Its, bleatefs sore, From Russian influenza? 48 CEIass of 01. COLORS: Red and Old Gold. MOTTO : Wire out of sight. YELL: Nz'rmzji-OM. Ninelv-one, Every 0716 else is a son of a gun; OFFICERS. A. XV. H. JON Is, . . . . . . Pmsident. JAs. E. THOMPSON, . . . . . Vice President. N. W. STORER, . . . . . . Secretcwy. E. D. MARTIN, . . . . . . . Treasurea'. MARTHA MOSES, . . . . . . Histowian. GEO. H. MooK, . . . . . Seq'geant-at-Aoms. HISTORY. HE Class of 91 is great in more ways than one. Kershaw is great longitudinally and several of . us are great transversely. For example : Nieu- V-rthner, if the section be basal, and most of us if the section be cranial. tThis greatness is alto- gether subjective except with Boydj Several of' the Class entered as Preps. and grew up With the university. The rest came in i87, except Surface Who arrived in J88, with the Class of 792. If you have ever seen or heard 92 and seen or heard Surface, d saw your own conclusionseweie not strong enough. Then there is Sigerfoos Who came to us from the Class of 90. He did this on account of his admiration for us, but as he runs the Lantern and Battalion, we have no objections to him. Lots of 11s e11- tered the classical course but there are only two of us there now ; which is convenient as one can use the proffs pony and the other the State Library horse. When we were Freshmen 49 and didnt know any better than to imitate other classes, we got a lot of hat linings, tied strings across their tops and called them Freshman caps. After that we kept quiet as a class and allowed the members to gain glory individually. Some did so and secured too much. Theytre home now. We stayed how- ever and prepared for the Senior election. It was a great event. The problem was how to get offices enough to go around. ,90 helped us out by inventing their pipe of peace custodianship and the ivy oratorship. M. A. Smith, Tod Roy and Goddard left us to raise 192 from the mud, but 27 of us still remained and not quite half that many ofiioes to iill. It was evident that somebody wouldnt be in it. Most of us did not mind that however, provided that somebody was somebody else. But it wasnt. We did not scheme Were all too nice to scheme unless it be Bloomfield or Miss Ruppersberg. No we didnt scheniet, but a few 0y of us at the dorm did meet to arrange who should be elected and what Ollices should be given to certain stubborn individuals in order to make them vote right. And there is a rumor that one member met both factions and got an office from each. ' Then the election day wine, some of us were elected, some were not. And it happened one day soon after, some members had been pursuaded of the error of their way and some others were not at college that some persons were very anxious to have a class meeting. The president was requested to call one, but he would not. Then were some exceeding wroth and they held a meeting without him and abicled by the constitution. And being grievously offended because of the presidents action they prepared to impeach him. And the next time they came together his friends rallied to hisside; but 10! they lost their wits and did conduct themselves even as men without sense; and they lost the day. For behold, when the statements upon '5? Right along here Pin fearfully sarcastic, but I dont mean it, so keep your seats. 50 which Sperr had been entered were examined it V'as seen that they would not hold the kind of tt water that grows on bushes? And then were those elected who were to speak on class day. tN. BeWe hope you will come to hear them. We must; and misery loves companyl Some of us made a great bluff of leaving the Class, but we didnyt. We didlft have nerve enough. We are a great Class anyway. Sig. won the Portsmouth drill, and thinks he is an eloeutionist. Kershztw acted as referee in rhetoricals this year. Boyd thinks he is funny, but ! Georgie Cole raised a moustache and McCulloeh tried to. Pom- erene works the legislature; and lots of us think we can work the profs. W'hitacre and lWOOCl play tennis. Rune runs races and the girls run their tongues. Jack expects to be a school superintendent next year. So does Surface, 1'. e. if you elide the Hintendeut. Ed. Martin looks like Fred Bell and some others look likeewell, not like works of art anyway. J . Erlmvoer BOYD, Ifislomkm. by his own request. Glaes of 92. COLORS: Gold and Olive. . MOTTO: To pom; or not to pom! ?eWe pony. YELL :-All the time. OFFICERS. ERNEST EVANS, . . . . . . Potesidmtt W. H. BAKER, . . . . . . Vice PTesident. MIGNON TALBOT, . . . - . . . Secretary. C. M. CROOKS, . . . . . . . Tmaswreq . CHRISTINE HOUSTON, . . . . . Historian. C. S. KERSHAW, . ,. . . . Sergeant-at-A'rms. A. S. J . EYLAR, Arbor Day Oo'ator. HISTORY. . N pain of incurring the great displeasure 0f the MARIO Board I am compelled to write a his- tory of this class. But I cant . By the great Jonah of whale notoriety 110 one can. Can anyone go back to the misty, gloomy days When the sun first commenced its daily job of 7 tctiuting the east with its golden rays;7 and tell of the origin of 792'? The MAKLO may be omniscient but I am not. So W611 skip the early, youthful days of Jones, Flynn, and two of the girls, plunge into the modern world and discourse upon the greatest phenom since Artemus Ward unveiled his tt Wax figgers h before the queen. ,92 lives. Deny it to Miss Talbot and thereafter youql not doubt it. AfErm it to Miss and she will say, cc 792 lives, and moves, and has its being in 91? Ah, me! anvway, 52 D?EKA,FHILA. as Galileo would have put it, it does live. But, ye gods, what excuse has it for living? Thatls a problem for Prexy. Take it old boy, solve it, and some day youlll wake up in chapel to find yourself famous. That is irrelevant to the case howevere hard case tl'lough it be. ,92 is the only Class in college that placed a stove over its grave while it tthe class, not the grave, sillyy moseyed over the green campus, chameleon like, reflecting its hues. But we dare not criticize 01' the class will point to its monument and repeat what it learned many decades ago, ttLet him who is without sin cast the iirst stone? That is all right, but, as Miss Slyh says, ttwe aint a goinl to do itfi t 392 is perhaps the greatest class in college for schemes. This year it surprised the universe by giving a Junior: EX. which did not come off. It is casually reported that Barnum bought up the freaks to be used in his side-show. But the other classes, poor simple things, take the will for the deed and eat humble pie very contentedly. Aye, well for O. S. U. that the EX. did not exhibit. Then it was that Dungan by his eloquence and length of limb intended to carry us into the empyrean heights, and make no provision for us to get down again, Then it was that Lincoln should show his manhood and tell the arch fiend Cromwell that ttCurfew shall not ring tO-night by ' f, , On that mellow eve it was intended that Chawley Kershaw should read in rythmie iiow 0f temptations that meet us 011 this, the hurrying stream of life. Poor C. K. Happy We. But the farcee! $1 T ? l ! a ll ! l ! It was a tragic farce 01 would have been had it not been swallowed up in the great scheme to give a banquet t0 the Sen- iors. i512 had said some haul words about 791. Her little heart was swollen by Hoods of remorse. l9? the arrogant be- came ,92 the penitent. H. L. Johnston declares the way to a 111anls feelings to be through his stomach;-the manls, not it To the tune of Joe Taylorls Peanut. 53 Johnstoxfs, 0h 110!-a11d to gain pardon the emotiOns 0f ,91 must be stirred by a square meal. But ttO cursed loiie of gold; when for thy sake The fool throws up his interest in both worlds First starved in this, then damned in that to come. And the banquet was not given. Hats? Who said huts? No class hats for ,92. Colors are exciting enough for us. So 011 University Day out came 92 resplendent in tt 01d gold and Olive green.H Of course Guss forgot his oration 011 that day, but what matters that? ttA fool hath planted in his memory an army of good words? Therefore donlt ttplantt; the words and be wise. Thafs the argument Guss gave Griswold ; s0 Lawrence read his dec- lamation at Aleyonejs Anniversary. This year 292 has been rattling around in a semi-promiseuous way. Dungan went. down to the legislature one afternoon and had the Senate pass the Hysell bill. Johnson went hshing,ebut Where? And Martin has removed X conditions. 92 is a strong class. 791 has given it Goddard and Smith, so the Juniors are not With- out hope. There is little use in prolonging this history. It should be it the philosophy of events? but When there is 110 philosophy in the events, What, I appeal to Caesar, can a historian do? He thinks; and by thinking shows her resemblance to ,92. We are sorry that the determination of the Makio Board to picture the truth, and nothing else, compels us to reveal the idiosyncrasies 0f ,92. The class needs a Caylor to lead it. Where to, the devil perhaps knows. Now take Peter Evans, 0. g., hetd sell his soul and 01d shoes for a fair fetnalets fawn- ing. I take back What was said before and tell you that the class is weak. Zwei beers and a little Bourbon, With a bottle 01' two of old Rhenish takes Goodell completely off his pegs. And Billy Evans, his mind is not strong enough to think 011 any subject higher than William Evans, Capt. And the girls! 54 Heavens, their little hearts are sore all over. ttHoly and fer- vent love! had earth but rest for thee and thine, this world were all too fair. Their sentimentality has a true poetic turn, also. Only listen to a verse written by a Junior girl. To my Donlt you hear my heart it beatinl, Martin, As I gaze upon thy form ? Itls pining for your adoration O my fair That alone can keep it warm. The prep girls are playing With the Freshmen. The Seniors are flirting with the Profs. The breasts of Sophomores feel no achinl, The specials never hearkeuto the scoffs. But the poor, poor J unior, Martin, She is weeping all the day, She is weeping for the coming of her ruler, You can drive the tears away. Such is the Class, but not all of it. The world itself could not contain all the books that might be written about it. Delft laugh at its members. It hurts them, and wonlt do you any more good than it Will if you laugh at Whitney. And that you have to do anyhow. The historian has done her duty. 92 fare-the-well i. e. if you can. tt We tell thy deem Without asigh? Historian. P. S. We forgot to say that Miss Robinson is it member of H92. At her request the correction is made. H. Glags of 93. COLORS: While and Gold. MOTTO: Keep all youlve got, lake all you can gel, and ask for more. YELL: Mullae mzlscae in nobl's. OFFICERS. C. S. POWELL, . . . . . . Poiesident. MILTON XVESTON, . . . . . Vice President. LOUISE MERRILL, . . . . . Secretary. HERBERT SCOTT, . . . . . . Tmasurrea . LOUISE HERRICK, . . . . . . Iflstorian. W . K. PALMER, . . . . . Sev'geant-al-Arms. HISTORY. OSITIVELY What is not left to us is what has left us; therefore what has not left us, is what is left to us. Namely, some of last yearls members, Who took as their motto, ttCome early and avoid the :92 rush ; ll ,tis true that Soph physics has redressed our numbers, and consigned the 0150211 to uinnocuous desuetude? Whose exact location .is unknown, but is conjectured to be Where any member of polite society cares not to be seen. The atrocious statement has been advanced, that we ought to seek some desolate shade, and there weep our sad bosoms empty, on account of our alleged consummate slowness. Think 06 lixrlcmjihjhu not patient reader that we are dead, because we are conspicu- ously absent from the college arena; 01 because we have not held a single meeting this year, whereof there was no need, be- cause Powell and Bloom are engineering the class, guided by asperations to abide in castles ethereal, if the rent in the clouds is not too high. But, as a dormant volcano gathers its mater- ial for a final outburst, s0 is 93 reserving its powers for some final mental eifusion. ,91 gave way to impulses resulting in an internal rupture; we are guided by our spiritual advisors, Rutan and Prexyls son. Now the saw is, $011 canlt judge a horse by its harnessfl nor our class by its looks, for in it genius comes in Clusters, and its greatness is not alone in Pattersmfs head ; looks betray not the inner man. Then there is McCarter, and his body guard Innis, both, anthropoid jackasses, are striving to enter our class ; Innis es- pecially oscillates between ,93 and ,92, or, as it wera, between heaven and hell. If the J uniors consider our class the dump- ing grounds of their refuse material, they entertain an exceed- ingly erroneous idea. On Arbor Day, Shepherd, after wiping the smile off his face, proved himself a second Demosthenes; he is not as pretty as Kilheffer, for his haggardness is accounted for by his diffi- culty to think ; he ought tolbe as independent as Foster. Coursaults cmdinal Virtues are in his hair ; once while down town he chanced to raise his hat; a bystander immedi- ately turned in a fire alarm. It is true that more matter and less art is displayed in the Soph-girls. Were Miss Morhart not a 93 girl, she would neler have won the State contest. Her name also will be engraved in indelible ink on the college walls. Miss Herrick, who is solid with Prof. Smith, reaps more merits than any other seven girls together. Of a more practical turn of mind are Codie and Bessie, who take Chem. Lab; so as to be able to demonstrate to the K. Ms 5? the specihe gravity of soup, or the process of making iron-elad pie; their cheeks are as ruddy and as full as Gabriele, from blowing wash bottles and blow pipes. ' Whenever we have meetings, the girls never say anything, fearing they should wrinkle their faces, but merely vote for the best-looking man. Likewise a silent partner is Beck, Who thinks it a sin to open his mouth. Our mental Hercules, 01' mite-iest man, is unhesitatingly Peters. Hutchinson, a kind of semi-omniscient, omnipresent, intangible creature, declared that When he grows opulent, he shall invest in a manikin and a bushel 0f superannuated eggs. Draw your own conclusion, gentle reader. The enumeration of 938 capacities could be carried on ad injinitum; suffice to say that Wisdom shall die With us. h But the basest of base insinuations was the implication in t92ts stone rouging. Why should we, Who are above the ordi- nary flight of souls, debase 93 to such a menial trick. jTis false! ,92 committed it herself to create a sensation, or some Senior, experimenting, perhaps, in thesis work, to pickle the boulder. If we had been implicated we would have chosen a color more in bearing With our class, something subdued, not as vulgar as red. We must now make an abrupt close here, for tinkling cymbals and sounding brass are announcing Sells, parade. Wait for Forepaugh. . B011 Swipes, HISTORIAN. P. S.-Girls, Billy Graves can be trusted 111 the dark. tThis is paid forJ 58 ZW.BW Glass of 94. COLORS: Solar Spectrum. MOTTO: Love 0116 Another. YELL: S-s-s-s-s-t, Boom, Ah-lz-lz, i94, 94,. Come, ;9;, give us gore. OFFICERS. A. P. CHERINGTON, . . . . . . President. WM. HAZELTINE, . . . . . . Vice President. A. C. EARLY, . . . . . . . Secmtmy. NELLIE ROONEY, . . . . . . Treasurer. EDITH COCKINS, . . . . . . Histoa'ian. C. D. MOODY, . . . i . Seoyeant-at-Arms. HISTORY. AD IT not been, that such phenominally active individuals-as Butler, Bob Corwin, Billy Hazeltine, E. B. Palmer and Skinner were members of this class, there would be no history to write, and consequently no use for an Historian. But the existence of an Historian proves the existence of an history. It was due to the above active persons that this class was organized. Since that time, Prexy and his corps of aides have thinned our ranks, but we are strictly it in it yet. Fully one-third of us have succeeded in getting into t frats h twhich Speaks well for usi and Which for two years has been our sole object. We claim many celebrities. Butler promises to Win the mile run 011 field day. Cunningham, 59 Farber, Palmer and Skinner can talk faster on one breath than any other four men in college. Carl Hester never fails to get a tt merit i, in all his studies, which is easily accounted for, from the fact that he, along with Lindenberg, Siehert and Bob Lee, make frequent Visits to Mother Pratts in search of some tt Tipsy Nerve TonicfJ Palmer is known as the brother to His -' Majesty, W. K. Palmer, of 93. We are glad to say, however, that E. B. Palmerts head has not swollen and is not swelling With the same rapidity as is his bigbrotherts, although it is growing and promises to soon equal jt. Billy Hazeltine is without a doubt a much faster sprinter than Rane of ,91. Coney and Bob Lee are our specialities. They are absolutely unparalleled and cannot be equalled on this side of the two oceans at least, as representatives of the two famous races, the tt What-we-know-nots it and the tt Always-to-be-f01111d4at-Sclirad-- ersfi We have adopted a yeil to which we would call the at- tention of 93. The idea of ,93 trying to convince people that the girls of that class are. superior to any in'college ! W hy, its really funny. Just look at our list of belles, and if they do not equal those of 93, then I must be blind. There are the two Miss Cockins, Bess Claypoole, andi'to cap the climax, Ger- trude Kelliicott. Surely no other girl in college can compare to Miss Kellicott. Miss Davy Brooks promises to be a favorite, judging from the way in which our boys are attracted to her. In the Tennis Club we hold the cream of players in such strong men as Father and Coney. May Hatcher is by far the most graceful lady player in college. She must be, because the whole Battalion congregates around the court when she plays. On University Day, Cherington was the only orator who , reflected credit to his Class. Patterson, Guss, and Nieuvahner had very stale orations, but as they are acknowledged to be the brains of their respective classes, it is but another proof of the superior quality of the material in 94. We are ably repre- sented in the Battalion by Brooks, Cherington, Coney, Cunning- ham, Farber, Dunham, Hazeltine, Knauss and Lee. I must 60 not fail to mention out two curiosities,eZurfluh, whose head is larger than the rest of his body; and h Little Jerry Fowler? the Toledo baby, who Visits the Park Skating Rink everyhight it is open. Taking all things into consideration, there is not a class in college, or out of college, that can Claim as many freaks, 'phenoms and rare types of humanity, than the Class of ,94. Long live 794. t t HISTORIAN. N. BeSince writing the above I have learned from a reli- able source that between -Mr. C. W. Feulk and Miss M. E. Bell, there exists a sort of mutual admiration. ' ll v a EUWV . 61 'llbreparatomz Glasses. ELOVED MA :-I am getting along very well, but h ad some trouble in finding the University. Grot on a white car as Pa. told me to, and asked the conductor to let me Off at the University. When he yelled It University, I got off and went into a great big house-the biggestI ever saW+ and asked to see the President, as Pa told. me to. He said there was no President there and on ques- tionng him I found that this University was a street and that the real one was about two miles away. So I spent another . five cents to ride up there. I hope Pa W0117t think me extrav- agant. And please send me another nickle as I am broke. ttBroket, means that I have not got any money. It is an eX- pression often used among the students here. ' I am a little afraid of my professors, especially Eggers. He is an enormous man With a bald head, but has enough hair on his face to make up for it. He has a ferocious appearance and is always saying ttyus yusfi Prof. Knight looks like a snake. He has a neck about a yard long and smokes cigarettes. ' One of the boys asked me to go over to Mothers the other day. I told him, I could not as you were about fifty miles away. He said that he meant Mother Pratt ; said that he, Hoster, Walsh, Siebert, Krumm, VViHiams, Burke, Lindenberg and a few others spent a large part of their time over there. At a mock convention last year about twenty of the boys went over to see her and though it was after eleven she entertained them for about an hour and a half. Do you know if she is any relation to Father Eis of our town? Burke came over to my room last night and asked me if I wanted a little poker. I told him 110, that I had a big one 62 in my room and besides it was not cold enough forealfire. He laughed at me and told me that I had better build one and , dry out as I was too green for this town. I felt real sorry for a student yesterday. 'He was standing in the hall talking to three others, and I heard him say that Prexy had kicked on him. He looked real dejected. It must have hurt him awfully, for tl'lough Prexyls legs are very thin, his feet are large enough to make up for it. A boy told me he was going to cut chapel te-day but I d0113t believe he did it as I went in there, to see where he had cut it, but could lind no signs of it, though I hunted for ever an hour. The girls up here are not very pretty. They go to college just like the boys but dont drill. They say that last year the girls were so ugly that they had to keep the college Clock locked up in the Presidents OHlee. I dth see what the girls have got to do With this, do you ? One of the students wanted to show me how to make :1 grasshopper the other day but I said 110, that we had too many on our farm anyhow. You know how they ate the X crops last year. ' ' We drill every day. Not with wood guns but real ones. W hen it rains we have to go into the cellar. I like to drill but I clonlt like the cellar as it is very dark there and smells horrible. It is nearly eight olclock and I am going to bed. Good night, FREDDIE. Vs ' l 1's? 1'. 2er A - I T :l . W 63 Bllcgone. COLORS: Gray and Old Gold. MOTTO: Pam Fabrz'camz'o Fz'mus. OFFICERS. FALL TERM. WINTER TERM. SPRING TERM. President, H. A. SURFACE, CARL G. DONEY, F. S. KERSHAW, Vice President, 8. G. OSBORN, F. H. MCGUFFEY, A. S. J. EYLAR, Secretary, W. A. HIATT, H. T. STEPHENSON, G. E. JOHNSTON, Censor, S. C. KERSHAW, F. E. POMERENE, XV. A. HIATT, Treaswer, D. J. BRUMLEY, D. J. BRUMLEY, , H. T. STEPHENSON, Sergtt-at-Arme, S. H. GUSS, 'W. A. HIATT, XV. D. MERCER. HISTORY. t8 FOR Aleyone, Star of the East; May her some all be blessed And her numbers increased. Thus sang a poet long ago and according to his blessing has his beloved society been the ttStar 0f the East; ;, and truly blessed by her sons. F orty- ' two per cent. of all the graduates of the University have gone forth from Aleyoneh fold. Sterling fellows were they all, and the quality has not diminished. Six active men graduate this year, but those who remain will ably till the vacanc1es. .In the fall term of this year we renovated and refitted our hall, making it, we believe, the most tasteful in the college. 64 This work was undertaken and varried through by the active membership of the society alone, and in this of course, showed their loyalty and push. Alcyonee COIU'SG has been quiet and unpretentious. Last . year we held our peace and won both the tng-of-war and the contest, while Horton lost not them alone, but the money she had spent for lire-works. Thus we say that tt Big words do not smite like war-L'lubs, Boastful breath is not 21 bow-string. Deeds are better things than words are? We Will merely say concerning the coming contest that if the fates be propitious and give us the Victory, we shall simply smile-in every sense of the word. , Harvey Surface, they say, was his name, XVhO truly,s of a most manly frame ; His coat had much skirt, And with plug on, bed flirt, Near Lazarust, with some unknown dame. 65 JBrowning. COLORS: Pink and White. YELL: Rz'p-np-mlz I Pink and White! W here 1'5 370107117157? Out of Sight! OFFICERS. FALL TERM. 1 WINTER TERM. SPRING TERM. President, MARTHA MOSES, SADIE UKANE, KATHERINE KRAI'SS, Vice President, LOUISE MERRILL, MAUDE SMITH, FANNY HOWARD, Secretary, Treasurer, Monitor, Critic, FANNY HOWARD, GRACE HENDERSON, HELENA HERLIHY, HELENA HERMHY, Lousm HERRICK, LOUISE MERRILL, GEMDE KELLICOTT, MARTHA MOSES, SADIE OaliANE, KATHERINE K RAUSS, KATH,E MORHART, MAUDE SMITH, Musical Director, 1 MIGNON TALBOT. HISTORY. 31 ERTAINLY the year has been one Of unexampled 31 prosperity for Browning. It Opened Without a cloud 111 the society heavens, for at last-e owwrab'ile dictueth'e piano has been paid for. With 110 burden of debt resting upon our shoulders, we felt that :1, new e111 was about to e0111n1e11ee. The important event of the first term was 0111 it Pumpkin Social? the mere mention of Which will be suffieient to recall :1 train of delightful associations. But it was 111 the winter term that the importance of Browning as :1 factor 111 the University was for the first time in our his- tory fully appreciated. How the public opened their eyes 011 66 the evening of the local contest, when our girl bore away the honors! And we ? We were simply delirious with joy. We could think,ta1k of nothing but r our orator? Then it was that Browningis yell was invented, Brownings song written, and last but not least, Browningb banquet held. What a feast was that! Brother co-eds, t1 you ought to have been there. And then, how the weeks sped by until the early dawn of Feb. 19, found seven of us on our way to Wooster, nlled with eager hopes and anticipations, to which as yet we hardly dared give voice. But late in the evening of that same day, when the judges announced our triumph, who joined in the yell with more ardor than the wearers of the pink and white? But we need dwell no longer upon the glories of our Victory in oratory. Sufiice it to say that ever since that momentous night, Brown- ing hasoccupied a most enviable position. What other society has been honored by having its colors worn by all, irrespective of age, seX or previous condition of servitude, alongside the scarlet and gray; its yell, on public occasions, follow the time- honored gtWahOOWB . We were so elated by our sudden rise to fame that we de- termined to take a bold step and show to the world that the genius of Browning was not all concentrated in a single mem- ber. This year we took our stand beside the other literary societies of O. S. U., and celebrated our anniversary, which had hitherto, with one exception, been allowed to pass by un- noticed. After this mighty effort, Browning withdrew from the pub- lic gaze, and has since pursued her wonted way in peace and quietude. But behind the scenes plans are brewing which we hope will ultimately result in placing the society upon a firmer footing than ever before. To bring our whole organization nearer the height which one member has reached, to make it worthy of the attention it has this year received, will be our end and aim hereafter. May we be successful! 67 Thorton. COLORS: Cardz'mzl and Sky Blue. MOTTO: Per angusm ad augusm. OFFICERS. FALL TERM. WINTER TERM. SPRING TERM. President, J . E. BOYD, N . W. STORER, EDWARD SIGERFOOS, Vice President, W. M. RAY, Gr. V. CLUM. H. L. JOHNSTON, Treasz.wrer, G. S. MARSHALL, A. P. CHERINGTON, A. P. CHERINGTON, Rec. Secretary, G. V. CLUM, XV. A. HAMILTON, HERBERT SCOTT, 007'. Secretary, F. D. PATTERSON, 13. M. LINCOLN, C. A. PHELPS, Critic, H. L. JOHNSTON, G. S. MARSHALL, XV. T. MILLS, Historian, I. L. DU'NGAN, for the year. Serght-at-Arms, XV. T. MILLS, O. B. WELCH, A. N. CRATTY. HISTORY. ND Horton still lives, and once more gets her name in print. Since she appeared in the MAK10,athing 01' two has happened to herj Her defeat in the contest last year did not spoil her appetite for breakfast the next morning, and she immediately began looking for some- thing she could beareand even intends to meet Alcyone again. at may seem that constellations are mixed hereeAlcyone as Ursa Minor, but we know what we are talking aboutJ The initiation of a number of good members, the decora- ,. tiOIfOf the Hall and the Visit of our a1un1ni,are the great events of the year. Our tallow candle meeting should be 68 tt engraved in indelible ink? on the pages of tho MARIO. One or two nights the gas tank was on a bust, so candles, tallow dips at that, were secured and the Hall lighted with them. 011 these same nights Alcyone was repairing her Hall and did not have to cope with these eircumstmwos. On one of these nights the wild, wandering band of Horton alumni Visited us, and were delighted at our enthusiasm. Editor Galbraith spoke of the old times when the Hall was Lieut. Lomiajs recitation room, with mortars and guns and skirmish lines all over the blaok-board; and pointing to a hole in the plaster said that there is Where a mortar had busted, which remark brought down the house and some more plaster. It will be along time before any other mortar busts, but there are some other busts in the Hall to add to its beauty. We have Shakespeare and Longfellow and Emerson and will have some more, including a bronze of Walker, 3 buss of Castle,z1.nd a wooden one of Oliver VVelch. To our portrait gallery formerly consisting of a campaign lithograph of GarEeld, has been added a fine cray- on picture of Prof. Welsh, drawn and presented by Mills. Af- ter a portrait in oils of Valentine P. Horton and one in water colors of Crooks, a Prohibitionist, our gallery will be well started. Concerning the future contest, we are going to shut up- and win. If we do not, we shall he more mistaken than we were last year; and Horton never makes two mistakes in suc- session. iLiteram Society anniversaries. ALCYONE. April 10, 1891. Oration, S Be not Content; , . . . . . H. A. SURFACE. Declamation T The Irrepressibl 8 Conflict T, . . L. WV. GRISWOLD. Lssay, The Roman Games . . . . . F. S. 1021151111112 Oration, S Aaron Burl'f . CARL G. DONEY. Debate, Question: SResolIed, That there should be Flee Coinagc of Silver in the United States. Afhrmative, . A. S. J. EYLAR. Negative, . W. A. HIATT. BROWNING. April 17, 1891. Recitation, KtToo Late for the Train? . . . MISS Com GALE. Essay, it The Story of the Seasons? . . . MISS MIGNON TALBOT. SSAMANTHA ALLEN AND THE YOUNG POETESSY7 Samantha Allen, . . . . Mrss LOUISE MERRILL. Mrs. Tutt . . . . . MISS FANNIE HOWARD. Adelia Tutt, . . . MISS GRACE HENDERSON. Oration t' The Cry of the Children, . . MISS LOUISE H11 11121111. Debate, S Resolwd, That the College Course should be so regulated that it could be completed 1n Three YearsX, A thrmative, MISS KATHERINE KRAL'SS. Negative, MISS HELENA HERLIHY. HORTON. May 8, 1891. Oration HOratmy at P1ese11t . . . CHAS. M. CROOKS. Declamations I a The Death-bed 0f M110 1d , 1 . W . T. MILLS. 1 b S Massa George and Uncle Pete,1 Debate, Question: SRmolwed, That the Concentration of Popu- lation in Cities is not to our best interest as a People. Afhrmative, . EDWIN D. MOODY. Negative, . GEO. S. MARSHALL. Novelette, S HOW Edgar Augustus De Vere went to see his Country Sweetheart, . . . . . J. E. BOYD. 70 . Matorical associations. lNTER-STATE ASSOCIATION. SAMUEL S. HUTCHINSON, Illinois Wesleyan, FRANK FETTER, Indiana, F. XV. RANE, C. M. CROOKS, MISS SADIE O1KANE, C. S. POWELL, NIISS K. E. MORHART, - CARL G. DONEY, A. S. J. EYLAR, 1V. D. REES, - - , Next Inter-State Contest, Next State Contest, Local Contest, LOCAL CONTEST. STATE CONTEST. Presiden t. INTER-STATE CONTEST. Des Moines, Iowa, May 7, 1891. First Place. LOCAL ASSOCIATION. Presidenl. V ice-Presidenl. Secretary. Treas urer. First Place. Second Place. Third Place. Fourth Place. Minneapolis, May 12, 1892. Akron, February 18, 1892. January 15, 1892. W onster, February 19, 1801. MISS K. E. MORHART, 0. S. U., CARL F. HENRY, Buchtel, First Place. Second Place. Eectures. LEON H. VINCENT, . . . . January 18, 1891. 9 Robert Browning? REV. MOORE, January 31, 1891. Character Building? REV. MORRISON, . . . . F ebruary 13, 20, 1891. 9 Daniel. 8 Paul? REV. CLEVELAND, . . . . March 15,1891. 8 The Pleasures of Literature? TIE. TERRY, . . . . April 17-23, 1891. Lecture Course 011 8 Agriculture and Veterinary Science? DR. BASCOM, . . . April 27 to May 11, 1891. Lecture Course on 9 Socialism? KI LO .1115, 51 NJH 1, 32:5 izzz,a E mmszB mNEle yrzizoo w xx xX x . w. E. 61. 020mg QZabets. ROSTER. Commandant ALEX. OGLE, - - First Maura, 17th Infamry, U. S. A. FIELD OFFICERS. EDWARD SIGERFOOH, Lieutenant-Colonel. S. O. KERSHAW, - - - - - Major. STAFF OFFICERS. Captain E. S. VVOODBORNE, - . . - Adjutant. Captain A. T. PETERS, - - Q'uu'rtevmaster. XV. K. LANMAN, - - - - Second Lieutenant, Signal Officer. H. GRAHAM, - . - - - - - . A ding Sergeant Major. 0. R. HAMILTON, Quartermaster Sergeant COMPANY WA. PERCY MARTIN, - - - Captaiv'z. L. H. INNIS, - . - - - . . . First Lieutenant J. H. BONE, - - - - - - - - . Second Lieutenant. C. S. POWELL, - - , - . - - - . First Sergeant. F. M. FOSTER, . . - - - - - - . ; Sergeant. A. A. SERVA, - - - - . - - - - - Sergeant. H. BEATTY, - - - . - - - - - . Corporal. J. H. COURSALT, . - - . - - . - - Cm'poral. F. W. MATHIAS, - - . I - Corporal. COMPANY 83' E. B. MCCARTER, . . - - - . Captain. E. EVANS, - . . . . . - - First L'L'eutenmzt. D. XV. BROOKS, . . - - - - - Second Lieutenam. C. H. FARBER, - . . . . - . - - First Sergeant. L. R. W. PUGH, . . . . . - , - - Sergeant. W. A. I'IAMILTON, . . . . . . . . . Sergeant. W. H. KNAUSS, . . - . - - - - - Sergeant. T. C. DUNLAP, - . . . . . . - - - Corporal. A. VV. TA YLOR, - . . . . . . . Corporal. M. A. MUNN, . . . . . . . . - - Corporal. COMPANY C. W. L. EVANS, R. V. NIYERH, J . W. HOWARD, R. M. LEE, A. P. CHERINGTON, J. D. DUNHAM, R. L. GREEN, H. H. HATCHER, E. G. ROBINSON, T. J . HOLMES, W. J. MCALLEN, COMPANY D. W. K. PALMER, R. F. FOSTER, A. M. TURNER, J. J . GREEN, W. H. CONEY, W. E. HAZELTINE, . G. S. MARSHALL, M. WESTON, F. D. PATTERSON, H. M. STANBERRY, BATTERY. W. M RAY, C. E. KILBOURNE, F. C. MILLER, R. S. BLACKFORD, BAND. G. D. PEARCE, F. H. MCGUFFEY, E. W. CUNNINGHAM, SIGNAL CORPS. Captain. First Lieutenant. Second Lieutenant. First Sergeant. Acting First Sergeant. . - Sergeant. Sergeant. Corporal. Corporal; Corporal. Corporal. Captain. Fimt Lieutenant. Second Lieutenant. First Sergeant. Sergeant. Sergeant. Sergeant. Corporal. Corporal. Corporal. Lieutenant, 0371 commandy First Sergeant. a - Corporal. Corporal. Drum Major. Lea der. Principal Musician. Second Lieutenant W. K. LANMAN. Elthletic Elssociation. OFFICERS. E. M. BLOOM, - - . . - - - - - - President. W. A. LANDACRE, - . - - . - - - Vice President. HOBART BEATTY, - - - - - - - . Secretary. P. M. LINCOLN, - - - . - - - - - Treasurer. ERNEST EVANS, - - ' - - - - Base Ball Manager. CHAS. B. MORREY, . - - - - Iv'oot Ball Manager. Field Day, State Fair Grounds, May 16. State Field Day, State Fair Grounds, J une 5. Etate athletic association. OFFICERS. J. J. CAMPBELL, Buchtel, - - - - - - - - President. A. F ULLERTON, Wooster, - . - - - - - Vice President. E. D. MARTIN, O. S. U., - . . . Secretary and Treawrer. members of tbe nntergcmlegiate Maguey Kenyon, Deuison, Buchtel, Wooster, O. S. U. OFFICERS. J. J. CAMPBELL, Buclltel, - - - .- . - - President. A. F ULLERTON, W'ooster, - - . - - - - Vice President E. D. IMARTIN, O. S. U., . . ' - . - - Secretary. Kl OI .JBase JBaII. THE ,VARSITY TEAM. ERNEST EVANS, . . . . . . Manager. C. XV. BARNES, , . . . . Captain. GEO. D. PEARCE, Catcher. F. W. RANE, Center Field. E. C. MARTIN, Pitcher and 3d Base. C. WV. BARNES, 3d Base and Pitcher. L. C. ERNST, lst Base. P. M. GRIFFITH, 2d Base. E. A. MAGSTAFF, Right Field. E. B. PEDLOW, Left Field. H. C. VVILCOX, Short Stop. ERNEST EVANS, Substitute. FRANK ASKEW. . . . . . . . - Scorer. XV. F. LAVERY, - - . - - - - Umpire. Eennis association. C. S. POWELL, Alanuger. PROFESSOR LAZENBY, - - - - . '- - - President. LOUISE MERRILL, - - - - - - . . - Secretm'y. H. J. VVHITACRE, - , - - - - - - - - Treasurer. Etate Kournament, Kenyon, June 13th, 1891. SINGLES. CH A RLES H. FA RBER. DOUBLES. C. H. FARBER. R. F. FOSTER. 'EININ TIVQ HSVQ 'n 'S 'O E Q N M 3 .. 1m. tr? .. . jfoot JBaII Ecam. C. B. MORREY, . . - . . . . Manager. P. M. LINCOLN, . . . , . . . Captain. RUSH LINE. P. M. LINCOLN, . . . . . Center Rush. H. J. WHITACRE, . . . . . Right Guard. H. H. RICHARDSON, . . . . Right; Tackle. W. S. SCOTT, . . . . . . Right End. R. O. KEISER, . . . . . Left Guard. J. B. I-IUGGINka . . . . . . Left Tackle. R. T. ELLISfK . . . . . . . Left End. QUARTER BACK. C. W. FOULK. HALF BACKS. Gr. 0. SCHAEFFERfk XV. A. LANDACRE. FULL BACK. F. W. BANE;L A. P. BRONSON. SUBSTITUTES. - . E. D. MARTIN, . -- H. E. RUTAN, f I mlvuu '1'? a- H B , h . WW ,. E9 ; $ ffff'h . EA PIE. '3' Left College. T Resigned. mcbegtra. CHARLES T. HOWE, Conductor. FIRST VIOLIN. W. L. EVANS, 1Co11cert Mastelj, C. J. HOSTER, MISS MAUD COCKINS. SECOND VIOLIN. J. W. SMITH G. T. MEEK, T. H. BOYNTON. VIOLA. CELLO. H. J. WHITACRE. R. E. KRUMM, C. F. BALZ. DOUBLE BASS. PIANO. FLUTE. . P. M. GRIFFITH. MRS. O. T. HOWE. E. W. SCI-IUELLER, A. N. FRENCH. PICCOLO. OBOE. CLARINET. H. SCOTT. C. W. DAVIS. A. S. J. EYLAR, E. B, PALMER. CORNET. W. E. HASELTINE, T. H. ORCUTT, E. W. CUNNINGHAM. TROMBONE. TYMPANI. TENOR DRUM. F. H. MCGUFFY. R. S. BLINN. F. COPE, 1 J. SNYDER. first Ellmual concert, FEBRUARY 27, 1891.1UNIVER51TY CHAPEL. OVERTURE1K111g Mydas, - - - . - - - - Eilenberg. BABILLAGE-1ConversationJ . - - - - . - Gillett. - FOR STRING ORCHESTRA. SOPRANO SOLO111TWELS Ap1111, . - - - Nevin, MISS CL 13A LOUISA DENIG FLUTE SOLO1Fantasia on Russian Airs, - - - Heinemeyev'. MR. CHAS. T. HOWE. DESCRIPTIVE PIECE1 11 The Gondoliefs Serenade? Chas. T. Howe. SELECTION-11 College Songs ,, - - - - 1 - Moses. VIOLIN 801401111811 Val 1e - - - - V ieuxfemps. MISS MAUDE COCKINS. 1 WALTZ111SOunds from Vienna Woods, - - - - Strauss. SOPRANO SOLO 11B0bolink, - - - - Bischof. . MISS CLARA LOUISA DENIG RONDE MILITAIRE1 . . . . . . . . . Behr. 78 O. m. C. Ommzmmjw? m ,.. v.?- wurxw-l-qk- .w-xr A1i' :4. - :Vlew N3 . ORCHESTRH' 111510121. ., VER is it true that the magic tongue of music is an angels blessing, theoretically, and above all practically; blessings innumerable have been heaped upon our heads until the cranial hir- suteness is about to wave its last farewell to our . ' ardent admirers, as in case of Davis. Yes,fe1vent V blessings, impreeating our peimanent abode among 1 . a11gels,i11 1obes of spotless white saturated with the soapy laundry atmosphere, and wings of gold; Mr. Howe could use his side-board Sluggers to save the additional eX- pense for the last named furniture. Now whether in 01' out of tune,si1ver-footed music ever trips lightly and gladly along with us, while manufactuiing pink-tinted- -ear-soothing strains It 1s said that architectuie 1s frozen music; unhesitatingly the orchestra 8 music must have been in its state of congelation, , grand Ionic capitals, with well- rounded lines of graceful con- volutes, which alone would yield capital music; or, perchance, thawed out temples of the harmonious and delicate Gothic or Corinthian orders; or rich festoonings which once adorned tri- umphal arches. While the sheet-iron, ti11-hor11 band, which canlt hold a candle to the orchestra, would resolve itself into the cold, rigid, lifeless Tuscan order ; 01', if not the multicolored mosaics loud and displeasing, it must be Moresque fret work. Again, the Mandolin and Banjo club, who could play better with their feet, would merely be the clanking 0f the Chisels or monotonous hammering. Lastly, the Glee Clubls tuneful brawl is surely traced back to ice scream. t t at $ t tThese asterisks indicate the place where the historian dipped his pen into the mucilage bottle and stopped to make a few remarks. The stars are the remarksJ The hardest thing in the world for a cluster of musically endowed mortals is to keep quiet; now a happy accident willed 79 a number of suitable instruments at the O. S. U. So we Set- tled tfor the first and last time, for we are still indebw i upon Pref. Howe to lead the orchestra, or as it were, to point out the signs of the times; temples may fugit, but nevertheless he beats time. His services were sought mainly to counteract MeGuiTey7s canary-eolorerl moustache, which produces the unparalleled tremulo 0n inserting itself in the mouthpiece of the trombone. The orchestra grows very swell when the men of brass, the eornetists, work the safety valves of the establishment and leave of? steam at the slightest provocation. They are worthy of filling space in a dime museum, as double-tongue'd anomalies. If the allegation be true that our Violinistts execution twhieh is greatly desired by somet is a dismal wail of hair of horses tail drawn over the twisted entrails of a cat, they are undoubtedly the Princes of VVails. That base,via1 creature, Griflith, is a eraektedi double base Virtuoso; yet he is guilty of equally as many errors as in the base ball club. His sardonic smile, which is hemmed in by his ears, is called forth by the aeeempanistis painless method of worrying the piano, when she grows forte 010 reference to agQ 01' perhaps When he wrenches at the instruments sinews of war. The cello and Viola players are very queer, they generally scrape up an acquaintance, and finally become bores. They alone, are not obnoxiousebut also the flutes, Clarinets and oboe, Who often get en a toot, for there are no strings on them, and generally come to blows. The technique, with which Blinn handles the tympani is as astounding as his disregard for the tenor drummefs snares to beat whenever he can. i Our concerts have ever been events of note; now we do not wish to pass flat-tery upon ourselves, but the sharp-witted observer understan ds that we merer desire to justify ourselves of the false impression that we are a bone-Elling ache organiza- tion. ' 80 O. S. U. SEXTETTE. Ehe Sextette. OFFICERS. J. H. WRIGHT, - - - - - - - Director. J . R. TAYLOR, - . . - - - - - . President. R. F. FOSTER, - - - - - . Secretary and Treasmw. FRANK D. ASKEW, Leader. MEMBERS. . GUITARS. R. F. FOSTER, Jos. R. TAYLOR. BANJOS. H. H. HATCHER, F. S. KERSHAW. , MANDOLINS. . FRANK. D. ASKEw, THEO. LINDENBERG. members of w S. 61. Glee CBIub. OF F I CE RS. C. R. HAMILTON, - - - - - . - - - President. E. W . SCI-IUELLER, - - - - - - - . Secretary. R. D. SIMPSON, - - Cl'reasmea . MEMBERS. E. EUGENE DAVIS, - - . - - - - - - Director. FIRST TENORS SECOND 'PENORS. F. S. KERSHAW, XV. T. MILLS, A. W. JONES, E. W; SUJIUELLER, DAVID REESE. C. R. I'IAMILTON, J. R. TAYLOR. FIRST BASS. SECOND BASS. L. F. KIESEWETTER, R. D. SIMPSON, W. L. EVANS, P. M. GRIFFITH, W. L. GRAVES. P. M. LINCOLNf Gr. L. GUGLE, Gr. R. VVII.LIAMH.T 9? Resigned. TLeft College. 81 ' HISTORY. When the fire-eating editor of the MAKIO called upon me to make a short, historical sketch of the Glee Club, he 21- leged that it could not be otherwise than short; since I' am shorter than broad; Graves, short-sighted; Kershaw, short of 7 feet; Rees, tsent recently from W ales to be foremost in wailsQ short of his naturalization papers; Evans, noted for mental deficiency; Dunlap, making a short stop this year; Kiese- wettefs name alone betrays the contrary. W e11, I told the editor that my vocation was not to draw tony people by word- paintings, tineidentally I wish to say that once I tried to draw a flush, but no trey was lefty Writh seeming reluctance he rejected my proposition to take out a gtrade adft Now my studio is replete with paintings rare, which would cover with ignominy the works of Raphael, Murillo, or even M. Ustard, who draws mainly en Telief and red skins. Besides I furnish tibeforeb and ttaftert, pictures to an anti-lean erin-albific specific concern, who supply me with cosmetics, by making use of Shepherds and Lindenbergts phizzes. Bradford thinks he can draw; his work is rub-bish. Were I not the load-stone, not a single tI denit mean unmarriedy girl would there be in that drawing room; why, even Venus of Milo, se-called because found a mile below surface of earth, would put on something more than the temperature of the atmosphere and leave. And theneHn! H11! By Jolly! I,Ve side tracked! The Glee Club is to be my theme. W ell, next 4th will be the celebration of our first years anniversary of being 011 the road. The first concert, given at Portsmouth, was superbly mag- nificent, and crowned with success in the musical line, other- wise $3.57, two circus tickets, a cigarette picture and a lottery certificate. During the evening, there came a-tripping-in a black mass of trousers, coat and draggin, tails; soon a hollow noise issued from the bundle of rent clothes. Atfirst I thought it was Simpson ; on closer examination we discovered Coulter 82 secreted therein. My peanut song I had not yet at that time concocted. After serenading the town, the club repaired to the hotel, gradually to prepare it for the onslaught and crimson hue with which it was afterwards bedeeked. Me and Swetter retired to our humble 6x8 abode, 0n the iifth floor. Finding no wardrobe, I put my vest in the vestry, my coat in the coterie, and the pantoimine in the pantry. My prayers said, I stole slyly to bed, C'mclc ! CRASH I Y BANG I .' ! Down came that first-class $1.15-a-day-hotel-bed-stead with an execrable thud. Kiesy sped down stairs, tussled a while with the butter, which, after he had conhded his name, mistook it for h greasy water ,i and relaxed. i He took the butter, I the water- but-t,vand together we constructed a buttress about the bed, propping it up to bedsteadfastness. But rest we couldnit. Of a sudden, a grin-eneircled voice, sounding like a two-year-old heifer, floated steadily by jerks into the stilly, 2 o7clock Ports- mouth atmosphere-J 0, toe I, ! It XVhat is it Bobby? ;, was the inquiring answer, accompanied by a cranial protrusion from the fenestral aperture; s-s-s-swish, down came the broom, s0 dextrously aimed at the head below, that the terrific blow was dealt into the bosom of the night. Later on, some one left quite an impression upon me with a superadvenient lemon which superannuation had rendered pianis- simo. Then Simpson patrolled the halls, Clad in negligee and a broom, lying in wait for ghosts. Failing to notify the landlord of Kershawis an1p1itude,we found that he d1d11,t quite fit the bed, necessitating his locomotive appendages to hang Niagara Falls-like over the foot of the bed. The dawn of day was omened by the onionous loudness 0f the break- fast. , After Witnessing for some length of time, the preparation of the appetite-dispel- ling matutinal repast, I sauntered forth with Kiesy, after he7d curled his hair, in search of a hunger-inspiring establishment. 96Excused by MAKIO Board. 83 Since then many moons passed ere we re-appeared in pub- lie, and that at Lockbourne, a large, enterprising town, situated beside the still waters of the raging canal. Here we struck a bonanza and humid real estate. The Club went away highly. satisfied, having filled their pockets With money, shoes With water, and the bucolic hearts of the youths with bitternessand deep-toned words of wrath for trifling with the rustic affections of the there-located maidens. The old saying is, it Every sweet has its sour? Delft think for a moment that I have 0111 Director in'mind, nor Frankieis stand-by, but merely the varying success which we met at Newark. For, confidentially, there were eleven persons besides the Glee Club in the audience, and one-half were tt comps? Thus far, it is evident, the Clubgs career has been a ti howl- ing i, success, thanks to Evans, J ones and myself. Who is there that can rival Griflith, whose voice might be said to resemble the soft, sweet cooings of a screech owl, under the pale 1110011- light of a stormy night in June? W ho a Mills, whose trilling- forth of accents of such dulei- and forti-tude melts the audience to disappearance? Where, on this grass-hedecked and sun- besmiled globe, are there such. prolific, mellifiuous, parodical authors, sorely destined to soar in reah'ns etherial, handing down to this sore generation alone, concoctions of their fertile brain, where are there such greater than ES. Kershaw and II remalnlng ever yours, 84 ium.-:.-;., .. . wmvgmw'u. .- ,. 1.1:. . awry , agwwgmnuW vv-muri-nfti1lxw.fa' ' l ' v .I . . ' . . t' 1-. 53:5;F ,, a 4M - f,ng ,mw. . 5.5 r F w, 7.3; i .. wmo ,. . , ' . , 4 n - . . .I. . - H . . , 7 V .. - . i - ,A r. . . . , m, , A 1 , . ,, : . 7' . , . i - h , . . , r : . . 0 a .- . - . ' A . - . . ' P I i . - V 9 v v V ' 1 J ' w . . . y. , . I 5 ., . , - I 7 V x .- . . V J Q1 ' ' . I. .I A . r . Lr i v . 4 . 4 A ' . . . . : . . .. u n . . . . , . A , . Fl I .l: . - r v A I I y i w . .. . u n ' I I . 4 ' I University 293mg. 2 dclock P. ZVI. Februmy 23, 1891. ORDER OF EXERCISES IN THE CHAPEL. J. F. BURNS, Pq'eside'mf of Day. A. P. CHERINGTON, . . . . rWTashi1 1gt0nY F. D. PATTERSON, . . . ' The Unrest of Labor? S. H. GUSS, . . . Tendencies 0f Democracy?J J. H. NIEWVAHNER, . . . . . O. S. U? Selections by Glee Club. thor Eaxz. N. W. STORER, Pq'esident. S. C. KOEHNE, :95, . Our National Debt to Nature. C. W. FOULK, ;94, . . . . Modern Lotus.n F. R. SHEPHERD, ,93, . . . Arb0r Day? A. S. J. EYLAR; ,92, . . . . Robin Hood.H H. A. SURFACE, 91, . Progress of the Growth of a Tree? Glass Eaxz program. Tuesday, June 23, 1891. A. W. H. JONES, - - - - - - PresidenVs Address. F. E. POMERENE, - - Oration. MISS NIARTHA MOSES, - - - - - - - - History. W. D. REES, - - - - - - - - Latin Ovation. F. S. KERSHAW, - - - - . - - - - . Poem. MISS MARGARET BEACH, . - - - - - - Prophecy. CARL Gr. DONEY, - - . . - - - Presentation- MISS SARAH UKANE, - - - - . - - Ivy Oration. GrEo. N. COLE, - - - - - - Custodian of Pipe of Peace. LOUIS F. KIESEWETTER, - - - - - - Farewell Address. Gommencement. Wednesday, June 24, 1891. . J. H. NIEWVAHNER, - - . - - - - Arts Orator. F. E. POMERENE, - - . - - - - Philosophy Orator. J . E. BOYD, - - . - - v - - . - Science Orator. J . F. BURNS, - - - - - - . Civil Engineer Omtor. N. W. STORER, - - - - - Electrical Engineer Orator. PAUL FISCHER, - - - - - - - - Agriculture Orator. Hlumni association. J . P. MILLIGAN, - - - . - - - - . President. T . . J . Ix. BRADFORD, - - . - - . - Vzce Preswlent. C. P. SIGERFOOS, . - - - - - - - l Secretary FREDERICK KEFFER, - - - - - - - - Treasurer 86 19. m. a. El. OFFICERS. W. H. BAKER, . . . . . . Po'esident. W. M. HENDERSON, . . . . . Vice Pmsidmt. H. R. POSTLE, . . . . . . Secretary. J . H. BONE, . . . . . . . Tv'easurer. kings Eaugbters. OF FI CE RS. ECKKA ROBINSON, - . - - - - - - Pv'esident. FLORENCE HESS, 3 . - - - . - - Vice President. ALLIE SLYH, - - - - - I - 7 - V Recording Secretary. LOUISE HERRICK, - - - - - - Corresponding Secretary. LOUISE MERRILL, - - . - - - - - Treasurer. Biological Glub. OFFICERS. PROF. LAZENBY, . . . . . . President. PROF. KELLICOTT, . . . . 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And the chalk and water glittered In its tall and graceful vase, While the joy was plainly pictured On each individual face. Then 01d Noble with his legions Forth from out the kitchen came; Something in his band he carried Which, in truth could have no 11211110. Twas a vague and enrious something, And in color very brown, And upon the plate it-slid tround Very easWy 11p and down. Hash it,s called by many people, When they have none else to say ; But our call unto the Lord is, tt Take, 011 take that stuff awayf 7 89 SOUTH DORMITORYP OFFICERS. t n , J ERRY LUSK, t . . . t . . . . .. . . T Preszdent.- F. P. STUMP, - - - - - . - - - Chief Musicwm, Q Who makes the rasping noise I heal, That souhds about me far and near. ? Bed- bugs. ' '. Who in this building have full sway And Wilt, until the judgment day ? f ' ' . o Bed- bums. . . , What do you see, When e er you look, 0n mattress raised or darkened nook? Bed-bugs. Who loves these poor destructive deans, g. And When they die, who sheds the tears ? N obody. PIONEER CLUB. OFFICERS. R. O. KEISER, - . . . - - - - - - President. G. E. HAYWARD, - - - - - - - - Vice President. C. L. STANBERY, - - - - - - - - - Secretary. 0. A. DYE, - - - - - - . - - - Steward. OLD Hoss MCDOWELL, . - . - - . - Scotch Freak. COLD HAND HORIX, - . . - H - . - Dutch Freak. SHERMAN BURKE, - - - o - - - - - - .? Freak. Therets a boarding club, Not far away, W'her'e they have heavy bread, Three times a day. Mr. Dye he runs the club, Mrs. Murray cooks the grub, On our stomach, there,s the rub, Three times a day. FRAMBES AVENUE CLUB. OFFICERS. MISS T. LENTZ - - - . - I - - - President. J. G. M N O. SKINNER, . - . - - - - - Steward. 90 J . T. HOLMES, C. M. CROOKS, W.- M. RAY, n , SIMON STORER, XVALKEB, A W0015BORNE, WEST EIGHTH AVENUE CLUB. OFFICERS. President. Vice President. Sewetary. Steward. Pie Fiend: The Chestnut. The shades of night were falling fast As down Eighth Ave. a wagon passed, In Which a man with wicked guile, Did sit and yell out all the whilee tt Fresh-iish ! t, N ext morning as the sun was high, The boys at breakfast heaved a sigh, Then went outside and heaved againe Another sigh, of course, and then- Fresh-tish. ti ,MCMILLEN AVENUE CLUB. OFFICERS. F. H. MCGUFFY, President. W. W. CLARK, Treasurer. A. C. MILLER, Secretary. M. A. MUN Steward. The pounded yellow of two hard boiled eggs, Intermingled with some chicken legs; Two boiled potatoes, passed through kitchen-sieve, Smooth ness and softness t0 the mixture give; Lurking onion atoms in unclean bowl, D0, half suspected, animate the Whole; And lastly 0,91 the tthashh doth swing A spoon. Upon it,s everything. Oh! great and juicy! 0h! delicious treat, ,Twould tempt the dying anchorite to eat. Jfounbing of the e. E. m. The devil got dissatisfied with his low and humble birth, And thought heki make a Hadesea Hades upon earth ; He therefore brought Columbus up in strict Satanic ways, And made him cross the ocean, in a space of thirty days. This discovery of Coiumbus set all Europe on the go : So Americus Vespueei and Sebastine Cabot, Also made a voyage across the ocean blue, fill they settled in the heathen land, a very motley crew. Thus in the course of nature or the course of evolution, These settlers wanted freedom, so they fought the Revolution ; And also were ambitions, so they formed a little nation, And decided that United States should be its appellation. Thought they that just fOr glory some colleges they7d like, And there is where the devil made his most ingenious strike. For he made them form an institute by the name of th7 0. S. U. And he laughed withiglee to think how many souls would be his due. But he sobered up immediately and ceased his gleeful laugh, As he knew hetd have to look about for an academic staff. He immediately descended to his deep and dark domain, And sought for spirits bad enough, and long he sought in vain. At length, hid in a corner, which, for others was too hot, He found the superannuated NV. H. Scott. He patted Prexy 0n the back, and said he was a jewel, And sure was ht for better things than for eternal fuel, Said he : tt Come to my office tO-morrow after ten, And I may send you up 6n earth among the sons of men? Next Monday Prexy dressed himself with most peculiar care, Tied a ribbon to his tail and looked quite debonnaire. At half past ten precisely, he was at the ohice doore He walked in, bowed respectfully, and sat down upon the floor. You,ll think old Prexy impolite, or rather rude, I fear, But etiquette in hell you know, isn,t etiquette up here. Prexyis spirit. scarce had time to note the beauties there Whenthe devil kicked him playfully and pulled him by the hair. He then with great explicitness explained his little scheme. But Prexy shook his head in doubt at this very brilliant dream. ttNow'i said Satan, ttI intend that you shall be independent, In fact I think you just the man I want for President. Then Prexy bowed, acknowledging his masteris compliment, And said he,d do the best he could wherever he was sent. The devil then sent Prexy out to try and look about, In order to find a faculty that desired to clear out. 92 The ghost of Prexy soon returned with the spirits he had found And if the devil would look at them he,d like to bring them round. He brought them tround accordingly and introduced each one: ttThe first one is a soldier hold who understands the cannon, The next a mathematician who is named R. D. Bohannan. You will notice he is Witty and perhaps a bit too kind ; But I do not think it possible to find a better mind. I shall make him the professor of the science mathematics As I think perhaps he,s better than most of those fanatics. This other queer young fellow I dont know but a bite A loafer in these fine domains but he seems ashamed of it. I think he came here from abroad, from Bosting on the sea, I will make him Prof. of Physics and call him J 0e Whitney. And this dyspeptic person, whom I found on the thot henchf Will teach in modern languages as he seems to know some French. Then Prexy introduced the rest with a bow and a little 'Hourish, And said he thought that with them the O. S. U. would nourish. So on the devilis birth-day, which was the day appointed, These gentlemanly spirits with hrimstone were annointed. They took their sad departure, and a long and sweet farewell From what had been their home so long, their darling haunts in hell. And at the meeting of the Fae. with Prexy in the chair, Although, perhaps, invisible the devil still is there. In the course of the proceedings whene,er they take a vote, The devil takes his pencil out the ttyeasit and ttnaystt to note; And at the end of every year he brings them into court ; And makes them there submit tohim the Annual Report. Then, gentle reader, pity usethink kindly of our fate; And may this cause you to repent if youtre a candidate. jfatultxz meeting, Hprilllo, 1891. Now aftel Professor Robinson came hustling 111, and a quo1um being then p1ese11t, Prof. Knight turned to the 131631- dent and said, Well, Doct01, call to 01do1 The Doct01 raised his eyebrows in meek obedience and called to order. KNIGHT.I-11Mr. President, I do not believe that things are running right here, and-I, BROWNer Well its 2L wonder you wouldntt run them. KNIGHT.fII As I was proceeding to say, Mr. President, I have a. large measure of doubteII BOHANNAN.-J!Detn18rs, you quit kickilf my two hundred and ufty dollar dog With your hoofs, or PM have you put outY, DETMERS.er V111 you please to unterstant, Professor Bo- ha1111a11, that my feet 1sh 110 more hoofs den your het ish ein transit of Venus? 1- BOHANNAN.ettAll right, let us call Iem feet then? DETMERS. eVell, Mishter Bohanninen if I donId gick dot tog mit my feet, Vhat V111 I giok im v1t; und I gif you to un- terstant Mishter BohanJ KNIGHT.ettYou fellows, will please shut up until I tell the faculty .what I think? , ' DETMERS.e11VeH, unt pe plowed mishter Knicht, you zhust tink you know it all. But you nefar, qwfar discofered a yellow fever germ, 110 not zhust one leetle pacteriafy TOWNSHEND.-Jl Boys, Itm sorry to hear you carry on this way. SMITH.-u Yes, gentlemen, listen to the Nestor of our 001111- cils and your young blood will be calmed. You remember Homer tells us- BROWNr-HO, Smith, shut up? THE PRESIDENTettGentlemen, before proceeding further With the matter under discussion let us consider a feW petitions which require immediate attention. Mr. Peters has been un- fortunate this past term ande-II 94 NORTONett That boy has iiunked out every term since he has been here, and I dont see the sense of monkeying any longer. THE PRESIDENT-II Circumstances over which he had no control brought themselves to bearei, BOHANNAN.eii Come on here, dog, well go home now. It is dinner time? 1 DETMERsr-ttVell, Mister Schott, I donid pelieve it ed to pe crantet. It is dimeeas Mishter Norton says-d0t we en- grove our names in intelible ink as obbosing suCh-tpauses for breathQ THE PRESIDENT.ett Professor Bowen, let us have your opinion? BownnetLooking out of the windowyeit I beg your par- don, Mr. President, but I don,tseee3, BROWNett Well, its a wonderiyou wouldn,t quit looking then? BOWENeiiAs I said before, Mr. President. I cannot per- ceive-Oooks at his cuff buttom Why the request referrred to, that is to say, Mr. President, I do not know of any-tehews his mustache and looks out of the window once morey of any sufficient reasonetpauses while he draws an X on the window sill, in the dusty any good and suflicient reason why the re- quest referred to, or in other words the petition under consid- eration-I mean the petition of-ethe student, that is to say of Mr. Peters, so to speak-ttakes his left leg from over his right, twists in his chair, crosses his right leg over his left and re- sumesy what I mean to say is this: It does not appear to me that the reasons, or the arguments, so to speak, which were presentedeaooks at his shoesy or urged rather by Dr. Det- mers, that is to say by the gentleman who last spoke-Oooks intensely at Prof. Weber, Who pours out a glass of water, drinks, winks at Prof. Eggers, drinks again and sits down with a sight 95 THE PRESIDENTr-ItYou think then that the petition should be 012111ted. 9 7t BOWEN. -1tYes 3111,M11.P11e51de11t I mean to say, that Is I-Ie KNIGHT.ettM1. President let s adjourn EGGERS. -IzBefO1e adjourning I should like to say that Mr. Hoste1 has also g1ve11 me a Hease- hWeber, Brown, Lord, et a1. wake up and in one voice eX- claim, 1t Where is it?U THE PRESIDENT.-1tMr. Secretary, record the petition as granted; and Professors, owingto the amount of business, we shall meet again today at five dclock. AdjournedetEggers,B110W11,L011d,Wreber,et a1. make a bee line toward the formel 3 1100111 to tackle the ttcasefh GonO-uct Reports. A. KRUMM.-Whistling, It The monkey kissed the baboonts sister, in front of Whitney7s door. SMITHeUnmilitary conductisleeping 011 drill. SAME.-Goi11g to sleep again after having been wakened. MORRISON.eLaughing at Detmers, Hysell Bill speech. H. SCOTT.-Trying to walk as slow as his father. SAME.-F01' succeeding in doing so. FARBER.eCarrying a vacuum around under cap. STONEr-Ofrel'hlg Prexy a cigarette. INNIS.-Stea1ing pie 011 St. Louis trip. NORDYKE.-Profanity. HASSLERVM I was looking over the transom into the girls 1100111 to-day, and- KERsHAw.ettYou! Why how did you do it. I cant for I have tried it. XVhat did you stand on ? V HAssmmett Nothing-I stood 011 my tip-toesft KERSHAw.eIL00king at HassleM-feem 011! I see?' When M. M. and B. K., dancing together, slipped and fell, B. K. under- heath, the following was heard: let. A sickening thud. 2d. A suppressed tt damnf, 3d. A titter. 96 Go the makio JBoarb. DEAR SIRS AND LAmrzeKnowing that your Honorable Body is at present invested with extraordinary powers and iii- fluenoe, I address you upon a matter of much concern. 1 am a frequent Visitor at the O. S. U., and while there I have noticed a youth, a student,na1ned Hamilton, who has his face orna- mented Oronicallw by a full beard. Now, sirs and lady, this creature is a 11000100 to the college ; he is worse than that. Down town people think he belongs to the museum and the small boys follow him to his lair. Therefore, for the sake of your institution, for his sake, for land7s sakes, can you not in- duce this personage to take a shave, to come out and look smil- ing and beauteous once more before he dies. If he does not shave soon, I swear, there will be a hideous smell of burnthair in remote regions and sulphur will have to take a back seat. Do what you can with him, and you shall have the eternal thanks of, Your Friend, M. ILLS, Reply. . Mr. JLI. Ills .- DEAR SIR:eVVe cannot produce any impression on the conscience of the individual to whom you refer. Public opinion, the strongest factor in the world, has failed ; and the MAKIO Board bows before the superiorpowerS-eveu before the Faculty. But this we say, in any rash act you may see fit to perform, the MAKIO Will defend you. Any jury will acquit you. If it does not, well hang the jury and give your corpse a gold medal, etc. MAKIO. IDVCCQ. There is a man in the O. S. U. Who thinks hets very wise; He never will believe the truth, But swallows all the lies. 97 from light into Earkness. i Evening was approaching. Many had left the main build- ing, but a few, among them a couple of students in the dissect- ing room, lingered. In the room Where black aprons, knives, ether, blood and guilty consciences prevail, the two students were busily at work, With the Professor a short distance away, reading. All was solitude. Darkness was creeping in and crouching in corners and shadows. Nothing broke the silence except the occasional croak of the frog, 01' whine 0f the dog in pain. W 011k was almost completed When the startling, trem- bling students heard a crash, immediately followed by a dark cloud passing them, Which tapered to a point posteriorly, twhieh the students afterwards found out to be the Professor making for the door, his coat tail forming the tapered end of the cloudt. Juvenile erys of h Oh! Pm killed! Take me out ! Oh ! h follow- ed by :1 few Spanish terms tcuss wordst, which rather staggered the Professor, Who seemed to realize that he had secured a h phenom ,, for his museum. The crys continued With unceas- ing severity both upon the Professor and Open-mouthed students standing close by With bright, sharp knives in each hand and aprons and faces smeared with blood. At this moment the digniiied and COUldll,t-tinVK'itilotlt-ll'le assistant came rushing in. He seemed disappointed that he had gone 98 to so much trouble just because some little boys had fallen down two stories in a d ark, nar- row elevator shaft. After per- Suading the smallest boy that his legs were not broken talthough they might have been, because the Professor examined the via timts head instead of his legsiy a cab was secured by the ever? present and obliging assistant and the previously supposed corpse was carted away. Quiet again was supreme. Ebe Supe. Oh sub, with mustache short and thin, AHow came you a sub to be? Oh sub, With face as homely as sin, How came you a sub to be ? Oh we pulled leg in finest style, And greeted the Profs with this Charming smile. VVe7d black their boots if needful it be, And that is the reason subs are we. Say sub, of what value are you here? How long, 011 sub, yOLfll stay ? We fill the Preps with awe and fear W611 never go away. Though Profs resign, thougl'l Prexy leave, For our departure 116,91. ymfll grieve. Here will we stay, each year more dry Till we blow away, catch fire, or die. me to Eggem. tt- Lift him up tenderly, Handle With care, Fashioned s0 Slenderly, Young and so fair? 99 Ebe CBreat Republican Gonvention. tReported by the Makiofor the Am. Press Association. CopyrightedJ It was on the night of Feb. 13, 1891, in this blessed era, that the Chapel, lighted by electricity and decorated in the national colors, rang with the shouts of O. S. U. students who foster Republican proclivities. To add to the spirit of the occa- sion and promote a true Republican feeling, Mr. Hester, the ipecae pie-eater, brought up a keg of beer in his buggy. This he placed in a secluded spot outside the Chapel, Where his friends could easily find iteif they had not already found it too often. It may be here remarked that in the absence of a glass, each honest Republican was allowed to remain in close connection with the faucet for the space of 28 seconds, stan- dard time. On account of this rule there came near to being trouble between Stone and Hester. Hoster ran over his time by 5 seconds. Stone objected because When he got to the tap he hung on only for 26 seconds. He claimed that the double X didnt have time to foam before it got down and When it did get down it made up for lost time and gave off its gases faster than even Surface could do. On this account he had not been able to breath air and spit foam at the same time for 30 seconds. The scrap was stopped by shortening the time of each tap to 20 seconds. To return to the Convention Hall and speak of the nomi- nating speeches. For President, Mr. Patterson nominated Alger; Mr. Rees, the Saint, nominated Blaine; M11. Doney, the Makio-excused, nominated Depew; Mr. Roy, the fat corn-juice salivator, nominated Sherman ; and Niewvahner, the whiskered smiler, nominated Gresham. For Vice President, two men were nominated-Reed and and Foster. The name of Foster was presented by Mr. Sears, the wild man of Borneo. His speech was probably the most characteristic of the evening; characteristic, not so much of 100 the party as of the man who made it. For the beneiit of those who were not present we give a few extracts from his most admirable address. W LADIES AND GENTLEMENeI am here to-night and Pm glad that I am here. If I were not here I would not be present and in that case I would be absent which would make me feel sad and you too? at was evident that the speaker wasrattled. But after twisting his charcoal moustache for a time he pro- ceeded as followsi : a LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-You are glad to see me here to-night. I have come to present for your care- ful constipation the name of a man who outranks every American statesman but myself. The man of which I speak was born in poverty of a rich father and until he went to school was almost entirely ignorant. Yes, ladies and gentle- men, he was almost as ignorant as either you or I are. In View of this beautiful incandescent light of a man who will be a bright and shining dark horse in the race, it is the opinion of Mr. Sears, the eminent political thinker, that you ought to nominate the man which I propose. I It Look at this man7s war record. He was never in a battle but what he quoted that old adage of Solomon: tHe who went light, but rLins away, will live to be elected some day? The day has come, and he must be elected? In this manner the speaker proceeded until the end, When he made his bow and started for his seat. Suddenly he re- membered that he had not named the man he wished to nom- inate. So turning around, with the sweat of excitement float- ing off his charcoal whiskers, he said, with a meekness that would put Keats to shame : tt Mr. President, I nominate Foster? Such was the leading speech of the evening. Probably the best gotten up delegation of the convention was that from Kansas. Here was collected the motliest gang that ever entered O. S. U. There was Tod Roy, the afore- mentioned corn juice salivator; F. E. Pomerene, the North End living skeleton; Sears, the oratoi' of whom we have 101 spoken ; Zurfluh, the smoked Italian ; Boyd, the handsome clock stopper; Kiesewetterhthe Columbus Dutchman; and H. L. Johnston, from Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati. It was this dele- gation that proposed buying Brazil to get cheap coffee, and the making of an artihcial lake in the Indian Territory to keep the hot Winds out of Kansas. The business proper 0f the convention was simple. The platform was unanimously adopted, and When it came to the election Blaine got there easily, with Depew two lengths behind. For Vice-President, Searst speech put Foster through without a dissenting vote, Great is the name of Sears. The light is going out. Will have to quit. Good-bye. Eamentl of a flanker. Gone is the blue with its buttons so bright, That emblem of bravery the ladies delight; If I had not flunked, I ne'er would have had These dirty old clothes in which I am clad. A thinker am I, all weary and worn, From lifels brightest hopes thus rudely Pm torn, No one to comfort, none to condole Only a flunker, dropped from the roll. The flowers that bloom in the Spring, tra la, Come with the last term of the year ; As our bats and our rachets we swing, tra la, We welcome the news that they bring, tra la, That the summer vacation is near. Fof ltis tennis and base ball, and that sort of thing, That the average student has then tt on the string? Tra la la, etc. But the lecture that comes in the Spring, tra la, When Prexy doth discourse on health, When he says, we must eat scarce a thing, tra la, Or our brilliancy all will take wing, tra. la, OVe wish he would try it himselfj There,s nothing on earth that Spring fever Will brin SO soon as that lecture that comes in the Spring. Tm la la, etc. i . 0 b, 102 the wax; things stanb now, anb the wag they will stanb from now on. VVOOSTER VOICE.htt D0 yez remimber the good toime we had, Lantern, at the foot ball game in November, 90 :W LANTERNr-u Oi canht call it to IIlOiIld, this minute. VOICE-Dont yez ricollect whirl yez laughed at our foot ball team, ant our injun hauled off and hit yez wan- Loike that W LAIxWERxhH Be hivins, Oi remimber it well now. And do yez recall, Voice, the fact thot in Fibruary, 1891, we came back at yez in oratory- Loike this ? 7, VOICEhll 01 do! An7 it7s meself that knows 17m done for, Oh, that those happy days when we were champions, CU would come agin; but they are gone forever now, so herNs t0 yez Lmzlm-n,10ng may yez live and thrive ! 103 t El Eescription of one of 3. 1R. Eaplore master; pieces. Encompassed by a beauteous 99-Cent-store frame, we be- hold a landscape of such Vividity that we are almost transported, with return tickets, from the fourth hoor, far off, to dream of childhoodts Cloudless days, when the sky was bluer, the grasses greener, and the water wetter; so. awfully and wonderfully wrought is this view. In the northwestern corner of the picture is a rich chrome yellow-colored sun, spotted with orange tints, Which shades to a mellow purple ; its lemon-hued rays are pouring 0n the pansy-colored sands of time. Above and around this resplendent orb roam fleecy Clouds, ablaze With redness ; While, in the northeastern corner twhere the frame has begun to peeD lead-colored clouds in fragments and in toto are seen. The menacing sky-light forbodes no good ; lurid thunder- bolts leap from cloud to cloud; the peel is noticeable in the corners aforementioned. In the iinmediateness 0f the foreground, lies an azure lake of crystal-clearness, Whose pea-green waters surge and lash the cl'iocolate-colored, rock-bound shore. The seemingly odorous verdure 0f the scum, interrupted but here and there by spiritless fish, and pond stone-lilies 0f crushed-strawberry hue, recalls the boyhood days, when we would disrobe behind our shadow and, clad in our modesty and thought of future patter of shingle, Cleanse our consciences of having played truant, in just such a natatorium. And When our first degree of purgation had been completed, we sped home to take part in the warm purgatorial reception tendered by the petite? families. On the evergreen banks of this indescribably beautiful lake, a graceful buff-colored ichthyosaurus basks in the warm 104 sunshine, and is fanned by the breezes, stirred by the rustling 0f the pale-green leaves. On the off side of the lake is a graduall y sloping precipi- tous hill, clothed in a delicate chlorphyllic garb of soft grass, on Which is erected a slab bearing the admonishing words: Sinner repent, Do not eat this Grass, But board at Surfaces Club. At the foot of this blue grass hill,spark1es, gem-like, a fountain, whose ice water colored liquor gushes forth lavishly, from a maroon sewerpipe: near by stands 2m Adonis-like fig- ure, clad in brass buttons and white gloves; it is evidently a figure of speech, for his eherubie lips seem to have given rise to air-bluing words. Off in the hazy, lavender distance is reared a grand sal- mon-colored edilice, Whose three cream-colored portals and dainty lemon-hued tower lends an air of familiarity t0 the whole. One could never exhaust to set forth the laudable points in this work of art. Suflice it to say that no bird of Paradise haunting its feathers in gorgeously painted Himalayan jungles by the shore of the simmering Indian Ocean, ever had plumage whose hues were so startlingly beautiful as those exhibited in J 0e Tayloris masterpiece of O. S U. art. HOLDERMAN, ton his way to the exam. in Botanyy-ttWell, fellows, if I dontt pass it will be because I cant read? th tbe Ebeatre. MISS LENTz: ttThat is a peculiar costume, considering the nature of the play, for a man to wear, isnt it? t MR. V IETS: tt Yes; but do you know that at one time the men 'of the United States wore dresses ? h MISS L.: tt Why, no ; when was that? tt MR. V. 2. it When they were infants. 105 faculty rejectg tbia cut. 005608 conception Of 9011ch 0011696 pbrasw, antebatmg then: entrance. Horrors ! Scandal! Oh, how longh, Is the crime to cut 51 Prof. Inquisitions we'd enough; Yet, they now pull leg of Prof. Brave and fearless men of pluck Such Who 0ft the tige1 buck Insects they are surely w hoppexs, For tis said they ride g1aSS-h0ppers Appetites before the exam Seem appalling, for they do cram. Merry they,whe11 studies quit, In one game a cam they hit Musical they are to boot, Students 0ft got 011 a toot. Faculty rejects this cut. Win ters 001d are, without ddubt, 0ft you hear of a freezeeout. Gbe Etubent. h Pa, tell me what the students do, Who go to school at th, 0. S. U. At study spend the busy day, And When their work is done, Their heads upon their pillows lay, T0 rise before the sun ?tt it Oh, no my child, ;tis very few Such silly things as these will do; 7Tis only when exams draw nigh, And fill his heart with dread, The student feels 7tis do or die, And starts to work his head? it Your student only goes to class, Enough to barely hope to pass; And when there is 110 base ball game, Or Chance to tennis play, i The student says, tt would be a shame To cut the Lab. to-day? h And what the student does at night, Would not, sometimes, endure the light; Of course, he needful things must buy, And ,tis the common talk, That Ritzhaupt, moved his store up High, To render less his walk? ti At Prexy, he can ever growl, And of the Profts short-emnings howi ; And if the Trustees action take, Which does not meet his views, He Will some pony paper fake, And score them in the news? h In Labs he has a fee to pay, And feels remorse, I hear him say, If for each dollar of his cash, Before the term is der, He cannot twice that value smash, And steal a little more? ' h And when his college life is through, What will the student be ?t, h If you will but examples view, I think youtll plainly see. 107 IIWarbIes at Earlg abomw IScme at the Down, Room No.1 1.9.1 FRED. A. IvehementlyI-H Bud, Where in the thimder are my socks ? I, ' BUD A. Istrongly sarcasticyI HOW would I know Wheret they are ? I, . I II We11,.you saw Where I put Iem II I diant I II II You did I II I dian, and IIm not going to hunt ,em for you, either! II II Well, then you hid Iem I II II I havenIt seen the dirty things I II II You have I II I havenIt at aIII II II You have, too I II II I havenIt I II II Now, Bud, give ,em here. I want to get down for break- fast. Nearly 8 oIclook now. Quick, give Iem here I II II You bladder, you, how can I When I donIt know Where they are. IId like to give Iom to you, so youid keep quiet I I, II You know weIl enough where they are I I7 II I 61011th II II'You do I II II I donit, at all! II II Yes, you do, darn it I II II Oh, hush up I II Hush up yourself I III find Iem I II '7? YOUNG LADYIII My goodness! Mr. Horix, your hand is cold. HORIXIII Yes, thaws What they call me. TEMPLETONIIIPoorIfellowl After all, his only crime is in existing? 108 ll W 5 - wow w Immortal shades! 0, spiritual horde! Ye ghosts of Norton, W eber, Lord! 1th that youTe damned, by your foul brewile, T0 hover forever 0,811 those Chem. ruins. Dormitory pianists m anb vocalists m. SELECTIONS. CHAS. POWELL - You little devil, you. H. VVILLIAMSON7 mm all been there beforef ED BLOOM- 1 This house is hawntedf, BUD ALEXANDER-H Jim: a str-T-r-ing hepulled me-e-e-e back 019th J OE NOBLE H Cawmmdcs seencc we were baoys., F. D. PATTERsmI H A little of all, not much of anything? JACK NIEWVAHNER-$ Zk-rootle-te-toot, ie-rootZe-te-toot. The noisiest man in the dormitory-POWELL. 109 DEER ANNA:-'-Y0re letter jist bin received and eye has- ten two anser it. Since righting too ewe, my 0011iversty life has bin filled With unoosual events. Thee gratest Of which is that Eye am too unight With a reel frat, the Sigmay news. It is thee unly frat that Eye wood join. AWI thee other frats havetried two git me, but Eye gived a denighal two them. Thee ladies frat is awlsew about too amend there constitution sew that Eye can bee legible for joining. Butt Eye wont go inn under there subtle influence. Nop, knot Eye, ewer thee only girl fer me; and Sigmay New is thee only frat. It is a grate frat. Every Once inn a while it has a convention; and wood ewe believe it, at thee last won, a Sigmay, Bro. Seers, happened too mention my name and they right away gave hymn a charter and said, ttMy Bro. go thou to thee O. S. U. and found a chapter and get in that man. Get hymn is thee de- cree 0f hour writeous cowncilf; And I am now a Sigmay. Theirfour Eye congratulate ewe on having sew distinguished a lover as RUTAN. P. 8. Right rite away; and dew knot fear two Grant me a peace of yore holesum addvice. R. lament of a chapelscutter. O, summefs sun may come and go, And flowers may deck the h brae; And I must rove the woods among, And weep the live-long day; For therefs 01d Prexy down the road, Whose face I dare not see ; Iive found it out-alas! too latee He has no love for me. IVs scarce a day, since all his words Fell sweetly on my ear, But now his words are pain to me, And bring a silent tear ; And from this breast there comes a. sob NVhile the salt tear fills my tt e0; ,t 96 And 0 ! it breaks my heart to think He has no love for me. 7 it Poetic license. 110 El jfoot 35am Episobe. I. The boy stood by the foot ball plump, . His fraters all about; And said, 11 If on it I but jump, ,T Will bust, Without a doubt? 11. His fraters bet the contrary, And quick as you could think, Put up the stakes and 011 the sly, 134 They saw that foot ball wink. 1 . 0, 1' ww ' ' 1 , lard M.p. III g He jumped; the ball rolled Whole away, But Jimeoh, Where was he? - 1' 1 Ask 0f the boys that viewed the O my, . ' And saw the circus free. MR. BANE and MISS ROONEY tout walkingye MR. K: it What Will you have, Miss R., candy or ice-cream ? ,, Miss R.: ii No, thank you; but I would like some pop-cornf, MR. R.: it Do you like that stuff? 1, Miss R.: 11 Yes; I like everything that pops? 111 Oh, for a Man-i-kin love! $66 to footsjBaII. Lightly bounding, dully sounding, See the foot-ball r011, . Never staymg, Tlcochettmg T0 the hostile goal. Onward rushing, bearers crushing, Speed we der the plain. Heads are battered, shins are shattered, Curses rise in vain ; Pain is laughter, if thereafter, We get jolly tight. Drink we lager, till we stagger Out into the night. ALEXANDER UJres. and Mrs. Scott coming up the walm : There comes the CO- lumbus fashion-phtef, 112 1m loving Remembrance OF 1Ricbarb Een JBroeck Ellis, WHO DEPARTED UNIVERSITY LIFE APRIL1, 1891. KtIie 'is gone from our gaze like co beautcful dreamf' When Dr. Scott announced in chapel that our beloved comrade, R. T. Ellis, would not be with us this term, rivulets of tears flowed from the orbs Of all present, and Professors Eggers and Bowen tore their hangs in wild distraction. The Doctor was also deeply moved, and was only able, amid his sobs, t0 murmur that the gentlemans name was not the immediate cause of his departure. Richard Ten Broeok Ellis was beloved by all who knew him. The high esteem in which he was held by the Faculty was second only to the warmth with which he reciprocated the love of Professor Norton. He was first in class, hrst in athletics, and last to leave Sohradefs laboratory. Ln personal appearance he was a true son of Erin. His mobile and expressive linea- ments reflected the light 0f.his joyous heart, and' in the words of Sir James Kelly, ttHis mug was a picture of the ould sod, begorraW He was regarded with deep respect by the young ladies of the University, who gazed with fervent atlfniration upon the six swell overcoats and the reverberating maekintosh in which he was wont to enshroud his manly figure. He was generous to a fault. On one occasion he chival- rotisly took the money his father had sent him for the purchase of adictionary, and bought with it some presents which he be- stowed upon a blind woman. He Was punctual and attentive to all his duties, never cutting a recitation-at Prof. Schraderts. As a MAKIO editor his brilliant talents shone with their full lustre. His tireless industry in chasing ttads, his artistic genius, and the numerous poems and other articles that fell from his prolific pen, made him an invaluable auxiliary. The remaining editors have not ceased to mourn his sad loss, and his chair, draped in black and green7 is a silent memorial of the departed at all meetings of the Board. His sorrowing friends have prepared this insutlicient tribute to his memory, in the hope that the description of his Virtues may prove an incen- tive to all who read these pages to tt g0 and do likewise? Eighth Eveline AnboRer Glub. MOTTO: Every hour sixty men are born. Twenty die, twenty become Wise men and the other twenty are suckers. We are after the suckers. Time of regular meetings-Friday 7 P. M. to Saturday 7 A. M. Irregular meetings Whenever anybody ropes in a sucker. Chief Shark and BankereGEORGE HOLDERMAN. Second Sharke-e- BURKE. Chief Cheat, T hief cmd BluferettCOLD HAND ,, HORIX. Chief Suckere RUTAN, known as t Rootft Incidental Suckerse GRIFFITH, ELLY WILLIAMS, FRED SIEBERT, CORWIN, KOEHNE, THOMAS. tAt 11 P. M. the game is adjourned, While Horix empties his pitcher and rushes the growler, all throwing in a nickel. TNothing stronger than whiskey tr. gj is taken during the game. morixts 1Rules for llboher. 1. Always note the bottom card. 2. Keep your vest open. 3. Never ante until some one tells you to, and then swear you did. The chances are nine to one that some one Will come up for you. 4. Steal a check out of every pot. 5. Dorft produce your cold hand unless it is a jaok-pot, or the betting is running high. 6. Hold out one of each suit to fill flushes With. 7. Bluff if you are playing in luck. 8. Never show your hand unless you are called. It gives your game away. 9. Keep your eye on the discards; they may come handy in the draw. 114 W u b Oh, Gully, Wheris Mr. Sig. $1119. Only a F reshman weary, Only a hard exam.; Only a prospect dreary, Only a day to cram. Only a piece of paper, Only a hgure 01 two, Only a foolish caper, Only to help him through. Only 2L crib in his pocket; Only a smile on his face, Only to think how heill knock it; Only too fast is his pace. Only a sharp-eyed professor, Only a glance that way; 0111 y a Freshman transgressor, Only a Facultyis prey. Only the same old story, Only the wise who laugh, Only that. joke 01d and hoary, The Lantern epitaph! I i I 115 EEO mot Ipoarb von Erusties of h. 5. m. I koom auf dese manner to gomplain of how my hospital vas mate a reproach upon dis gollege. Det arkiteckt is von greeny; inteed he seems to deal in nodings but green goots. Now, Mr. Trustie, When my magnifique horspital vos t0 pe erected, dot arkiteckt kooms und says, Ii I haf dos blans, I am suberintendent of dis puilding. Und he did. Dot puilding is a shame. Der bricks ware green When put in; der mortar ware unseasoned ; der woot ware green, so sappy Wir dot ark- iteckt. O, everything is green. Gracks are in dot puilding dutch Wich my poor sick animals catch die bacteria, ged cold, und With tears in dear sat eyes he town und die away from from me. My dark Where I dake bictures of dose micropes, id is die lightest room in der puilding. I brotest against all dese. My ferry able assistant, Prof. W. F. Lavery, is so wor- ried apout id dot he can no longer attend to. his duties. G011- segwently, we want dot airkiteekt sued, dose gracks plugged up, dose sunshinds shud from unset dark room. Den, und not till den, gan lwe gure dose p001 sick onimals. Yours for animals health, DETMERS. P. SeKoom up und see me one of dese times. I haf enderdainment for man und beast. D. BILLY HASEL'rINEe-m Say,- Mr. Whitney, what Would hap- pen if an irresistible force met an immovable body ? Prof. faints and spends six weeks in bed. 116 PROF. Lo 1m. Ipaib 1Recommenb9 from Stubentg. DEAR PREXY :oSince taking your Distillate of Ethics I have renounced all glaring sins; and now confine myself alto- gether to fare and lltankinf, Respecfly, o BILLY EVANS. DEAR LORD :oYour Distillate of Mining compounded With Strong Language has so invigorated us that coal digging will hereafter be a pleasure. ' Sportively, SHORT MINERS. MEIN LUFLY DETMERS:-o1 attress you auf votrenatif lau gwich to dell you dot since daking your Distillate V011 Horse uncl Cow I umpire pall games sans peur et sans reproche. l Your Sohn, LAVERY. 117 Em $mymou9 Story. It was a bright and lovely Easterday, one to inspire a love to revel in natures charms ; to sit on the B mink 0f babbling Brooks, or follow the Crooked windings through Bloomtinglfields, so like the silver threads deftly woven into a beauteous robe; to gather the coy kisses 0f the Cooleyng breeze ; to plunge into Woodland and Lee; to sip the ambrosiac fragrance engendered in the Bloom of the Plamz. Twas on such a morning that a uature-loving party of O. S. U. Foulk did not long Hessitate to Hing aside books, forget Coneycs, Physics,and every- thing Ellis, to drink in the pleasures of that day. The necessary preliminaries being completed, the Hoel party set out Early in Riggs proeured for the occasion. A prince, with gorgeous pageant, in Lordly Manner, knows not the pure happiness Ofsimplieity. It would be to err, if any space were consumed to describe how the time was whiled away before our arrival; sutTice it to say that this merry group was Hastingspeedily to WaTd the care-dispelling joy-awakening rural districts, the Holmes where freedom and simplicity are Fostered. Soon after the arrival, the party broke up ; some hurried to the stream, where they found a small and somewhat leaky boat, whose Hull was made of O,K0me timber, in which, after 1111 Cheneyng it, they soon were seen to glide over the brooks calm Szwjface. A bend ahead in the river prevented an extensive View ; so on they rowed to see Watson the other side. A very picturesque scene was revealed them ; a small Bay, with two Mills looming up in the distance. When they approached, a very jovial Miller received them, and finally, capped his cordiality, by entreating them to share his frugal dinner. They were forced however to deCline. - The others Cawolled Galey o,er stock and Stone, rambled through Mead and grove, keeping time with the feathered songsters warbling Mev'm'lly over- . head. We Metcalfies and Lammes, whose snowy Wight Hyde seemed as if Dyed. A sturdy Shepherd, of Manley form, guarded this idly-grazing herd; he espied us, and did Wagtaistqf to attract our attention; we complied to his Beck. ttMay I Askewre6 name said he ; after satisfying him as to who and what we were, he continued, ttI must be putty keerful as to who comes tround here: last fall some of De qures and bEggers come ter me, and asks me ef they could sleep here. I said, says I, tyer kin ef that stack of Haywood suit yer? Wall, next morniny I found theytd Robbed my melon Patch, Orcutt down my Quinnee trees with ere Hatchert, found the Wolcott of my Lambs, and they did Kiltathfer. I tell yer, boys, I felt Moodyft We all expressed our sympathy over the knaves, imPughnity and Ruthlessness. He seemed to have Mamm- stock, for, near the Barnes, we noticed several horses and a very Boney, Brown Colfon which famine seemed branded. :1: Fred Isaac is meant. 118 The man s V okeation, we learned, was raising vegetables, which he would to Townsend, and thus earn his little qunny. His family, to whom we were presented, was very pleasant, though his boys were a Cilley 100k and the girls acted rather Giasy; the girls, however, soon overcame their Meekness, and as the friendship grew warmer, several Slyh Huggins were car- ried on. One of the girls, not very Talbot sweet7 and seemingly the Pearl of the family, was somewhat Clumsy, for she screamed. Her parent espied the two. uHoly Moses ?,1 exclaimed he, Pearceing them with his Eis, iiwhat in the deuce T Means that? Daughter, 1,111 Ishamed of yer; I ever thought yer was Guyless and lnm'scent. He Ogled her more firmly; iiBut this is disGusst- ing. N 0 woMinshall allow sich in my house; and l Willsotoin show yer the Wright treatment. Ter think ter have Osborn ter see sich a Fravelous sight? Ii I don,t Kerr? was the Short reply. He was on the verge of punishing her, when we interposed with an apPeal, to be Reesonable, and tOZiver be. After tranquility had been restored we hastened away, for the Bell an- nounced our dinner. Never had we Eaton a Ilforharty meal; our De Vare- ation could Cope with a 1i0n7s; since we are not extensive Walkers, our hun- ger was Sharp and keen. Seated 0n Stumps, and having placed Matson the Moss, and under Beach trees, Hardy Oakes, and Hayesel boughs, we did ample j ustice to what our French Stewart had prepared. It was a Royal meal; Fryed Fish, Which our Fischci man, Kelli cott in the neighboring C'Zaypooles; Murphys, commonly known as po'l'aieoes, Gveene Pease, and G1 cut ies; then a Coled Fowler two, some Cunning-ham sandwiches, Gelmkens, and Apples. Not 11101e could the table of the rich offer, in our eyes, than what the cook did Servat ours. To some of the more audacious Robinson the ground we fed the Krumms. After the repast, some rested their weary limbs in a Graham Mock, which had been taken along, while others, of a more scientific turn of mind, found, while mineralogizing, pretty specimens of Lentzinite and Bruceite. Towards eve, when the last sun,s Rays had iiedt, and the stars began to Blinnk, we Hunted Lewis branches to build a little camp-Iire; while the Woodborned we sat about it, Prattling and singing, and one of the party, a Blower on the Fyfe, made the groves resound with his melodies. But soon the Knight began to wear a threatening aspect, and Bane, which started to Patterstoion after, forced us to break up; pleasure and enjoyment were not Granted to be everlasting. And so it is Needless to say that no reStorertive Nortonic could ever have aroused the spirit and begotten such vivacity as our days revel in Dame Natureis temples. THelser objected to the use of his name. e .. .. e? tr: 74::E-W ...7Ww W e. i Ti: 3 .- 11.1mm 1 1- WW ? 1'. . lliilli ; Ji! 3 OUR ATHLETIC GROUNDS. 119 Up at the college called the O. S. U., Listen to my tale of woe : A tall, lank senior like a bean-stalk grew, W'hold sing his song so 0ft to you, That at last You grew blue Listening to his tale of woe. CHORUS. Hard trials for us, too, Sad it is, alas, and true That ever he does begin anew And doesnlt ' Get through Singing Of his tale of woe. B EFGSS Iparabe. How grand at noon the army seems! Like tongues of tire the sunlight gleams Back from its brightly burnished arms. Ah! this is war with all its charms. ,Tis line! the flags to zephyrs tossed, The band in place, the guides at post, With head erect, and bloodshot eye, These heroes stand to do 01' die. But hark ! What is that dreadful sound That frights the air, that shakes the ground, That scares the girls, that drowns the band ? 7Tis Adjutant WVOOdbornels 10w commande l: Present arms! I ll 120 lost column. LOSEeA small child about four years old. Is supposed to have strayed towards college. Was about three feet high and went by the name of Giesy. Anybody Ending him will please return him to his anxious mamma. LOST, STRAYED OR STOLENrJFWO fine specimens from my lab. One was a full bred bull dog, minus one eye, both ears and four front teeth. The other was just EL dog of the ye1-- 10W variety. Finder Will please return them to me and receive customary price. PROF. KELLICOTT. LOST. A bar of aluminium. The gent Who faked it is spotted and will please return it immediately. PROF. NORTON. LosmeTen dollars, bucking the tiger. Would be glad to have it returned. S. MORRISON. LOST.-A uniform coat on Dorm grounds. C. H. HORIX. LOSTeSomedosed pie that I ate. I lost it two minutes after eating. JOE WALSH. LOST. A negative. KEFFER. LOST.-All hopes of passing this term. Any Professor Who Will return this hope, Will be liberally rewarded. MAKIO EDS. LOST.-Our tempers, in chapel one day. Have not found them yet. EGGERS AND ROBINSON. LOST. Prof. Brown,s Hat. 121 Instrumentalitp of the 1bor5e. SCENE.-A Student, with others, sitting in a thoughtful, yet guilty, position; in his hand a pencil, some sheets of paper on his chair. STUDENTeIt must be done, Conscience, thou reasonest ill ! Else whence this ceaseless hope, this fond desire, This longing for a pass? Or whence this secret dread, and inward horror, Of getting a'Inere hunk ? Why darts the hand Into the pocket ? ,Tis to avert destruction. ,Tis a question only which doth trouble us ; ,Tis my horse alone Which points out a solution, And intimates the answer vague to me. Exam ! thou direful, dreadful thought I Through what variety of unhoped questions, Through what neglected and forgotten topics must we ride ? The grim and dismal blackboard is before me: But questions, quizzes, queries rest upon it. Here must I hold. If Pve my pony with me, IAnd that I must, the exam does demand In this one questiom. I must subdue my conscience ; And that, Which Fm to mount 011 must be faultless. But is't ?eor not ?-This horse was bred for use. Pm weary of conjecturesethis must end them. tTakes out the ponyJ Thus am I doubly armed ; my hunk, my pass, My exam and my Prof. are both before me. This in a moment brings me to the answer ; For it informs me I shall never die. The horse, secured amidst my papers, snorts At this one question, and does hear me well. Grasshoppers fail to aid ; the Prof. alas, Has caught them in his snares, and flanked the owners ; But thou unhindered shalt thy course pursue, Unspied, amidst the stack of paper, By penetrating glance of vigil Prof. eDaddison. STEPHENSON!HC walks right along inthe straight narrow pathy And never does anything wrong. Such men are entirely too good for this earth, And ought to go Where they belong. 122 Thnguniorsjor Class 92, They thought that something theytd dWO; So they bought a big rock, But 0 ! What a shock, T0 hnd it one day Of red hwo. Reverie. By the silver lake I'm sitting WIidst the foliage of green; All my thoughts to her are flitting; In my fancy, she is queen. High above, the moon is shining With a mildly, mellow light, Which is seemingly entwining Twilight shadows With the night. From the distance comes the wailing Of the mournful Whip-poor-Will, All my sense of joy assailing With his cry so sadly chill. And I wonder While there lying On the grass beneath the trees, And the stars above espying, What Matt Moses7 weight may be. D. T. R. 123 Ohio State University, 4-15-,91. TO THE HONORABLE MAKIO BOARD. MOST ESTEEMED SIRS-eDame Rumor has re- eently laid at the threshold of my ears the report that your august Board contem- plates to place, not to say defile, in its estimable book, perused most inten- tively far and wide, the names of an or- ganization, or rather of an unorganized aggregation of students, commonly known as the hSchrader Gang.h If, perchance, you labor under the impression that I fre- quent Schraderts Billiard Hall. and accordingly place my name in the list of frequenters, I wish to vindicate myself. I confess that I once happened to udrop in,h tpardon the phrase,y to see a friend of mine, whom I afterwards found at Lou Smith's, desiring to ask him what time it was; it was evidently a case of necessity. Therefore, gentlemen, for the sake of my ancestral shades, my guiltless con- science, and my posterity, I humbly and fervently beseech you to omit my name from the rank and vile9k of sinners. RepOSing implicit faith in your gra- ciousness, I remain Your ardent admirer, W. W. FRANKLIN. Iltseenlsthe prhhmrh devilxvould notllaveitttrank and iile. -ED. 124 Eome lpmfa. at the t9. 5. 01. There is Bowen, like him how few, Who chaw and gnaw their words; When he gets mad he says ltparbleu. He repeats his sentences through and through, And teaches French at the O. S. U. Next comes Chalmerls, a Scotchman true, Who sings Scotch songs in class. He hath a face that turns red, blue, And the boys all it pony l, for to get through His infernal exams. at the O. S.iU. Great Bobby is king of chips and glue, Who paper oft does blot. In chapel he his whistle blew, And always prates 0f wedge and screw, Lever and axle at the O. S. U. Therds Kellicott, who, since withdrew From campus to the town, Has whiskers of a reddish hue, And can find nothing else to do But to lecture on cats at the O. S. U. And Detmers, a professor true, Whose speeches are so hot. In English spells his lecture through, And sounds the V for W, Is the vay he speaks at the O. S. U. Therels Prexy, we all know'him too, So long has he been here. We smile to think how wondrous few Would not be glad to see a new Prex at the head of the O. S. U. 125 the Map their legs are pulled Prexy i 02.:60 per cent. Prof. Whitney 1 02.21 per cent. tProf. Bohannen 2 02.21 per cent. TC? y Mesloh 3 02.21 per cent. Prof. Thomas 4 02.21 per cent. Prof. Robinson 6 oz.:1 per cent. Prof. Norton 8 oz. 1 per cent. Prof. Egger's 1 113.21 per cent. Prof. Brown, tsee EggersQ Prof. Kellieott carft do it. ttPotting $250 dogz60 per cent. TCalling him Prof.:60 per cent. Professor Lord telephoned to Dr. Scott one Saturday even- ing to learn the address of the hrm that is to make the plates for the forthcoming catalogue: LORDetAt telephoney tt Hello Doctor ; What7s the address of the tirm thatts to get those negatives ? ;: SCOTTett You cant ship them tonight, Professor ; Monday morning 1711 be down to see you and give you the directions? LORDett 0, 1:11 send jem off tomorrow morning early ; were in a hurry? SCOTTetAssuming an injured air through the telephonQ tt Bute-btltetomorrow is the Sabbath. LORD-tRetreats twenty feet from ,phone, and tt G-! I ?- t 1' 1T ? I ! I ; then comes up to telephone, andy t O, I beg your pardon, Doctor ; I forgot? But the negatives were Shipped next morning anyway. 126 Bessie Claypoole and Mary L. Hull, Thought sled-tugging they could annul , So they hitched 011 a car, But did not go far, When they came down with a thud that was dull. Gbubbp Glub. THEODORE LINDENBERG, . . . . . Pwesz'de'nt T. LINDENBERG, . . . . . . Secwetam. LINDENBERG, . . . . . . . Twaasurer. MR. THEODORE LINDENBERG, . . . Janitor. LINDY, . . . . . . . . Censoq . MEIN HERB THEODORE LINDENBERG, . . Vice-Pmsident. Members tHonorarye: OHieers 0f the Club; tActivex ditto, and Mr. Lindenberg, Monsieur Lindy, and Baron Von Lindenberg. 127 El leaflet from francig Garter Woobts Eiarp. SUNDAY, April 5th. Got up in time to reach Ch urch just as the Rector began the sermon. After the service I stood on the corner, of Broad and Third, so as to give the girls an opportunity of seeing me, as I looked quite ttsportytj inmy new spring suit. Took din- ner at the Columbus Club on my papa,s last years ticket and in the afternoon I called on some girls Whe are rushing me. In the evening I went to the theatre with some of the boys. Get home at 12 and studied for half an hour. After hxing up some schemes With 2 Pom for our biographies in the MAKIO, I retired. MONDAY, April 6th. Came down late for breakfast, after spending 15 minutes adjusting my nose-glasseseon my way up to the school met the mailman with 17 invitations for the coming weekeeut chapel and after dinner went down street to buy a new pair 0f 2 pomps 2 and a pair of sky blue socks, as near like George Knights as I could get themein the evening went to a stag dinner party at the Club and my speech was the hit of the eve- ning-g0t home at 2 and studied 15 minutes. TUESDAY, April 7th. Reached school in time for the Political Economy Lecture -hair not as curly as usual on account of the rainecut every girl I saw-did117t feel like speaking to them, dorft Cher knowe every body is 0D to my cynical expression that I get off so well --that suits me exactlyein the afternoon went to the theatre and on returning home wrote regrets for 11 it fakes 7i and spent 25 minutes studying Astronomy, in order to outshine Stephenson and Petty Hayesein the evening went to a swell dancing party and had sport with 21 Dayton girl who is head over heelslin love With meegot home at 3 A. M. and footed it at that. 128 WEDNESDAY, April 8th. Appeared this morning in my last years tennis suit an was the tt observed of all observers hespent the afternoon tt swiping the tennis court With VVhitacre-Florence Cope and May Hatcher stood around all afternoon it guyingt, mee- My! how those girls do rattle me, but I believe they are both struck on me just the same went to a card party in the eve- ning and took first prizeathere is nothing like being brilliant. THURSDAY, April 9th. Didnlt get up until 10, so I had to send word up by Prexy that I wouldnt be at schoolespent the afternoon arranging my hair for the party in the eveniugewith my curly hair and my eye glasses I am getting more like Tod Galloway every daye his brains are all that I lackehad an elegant time at the party and as I was the best dancer there I was much sought aftere didlYt study more than 10 minutes after I got home. FRIDAY, April 10th. Thank Heaven it is Friday-My! but I have had a week of itebut such is the life of a popular society yOImg man-cut all my recitations except Chapel and in the afternoon played tennise-my, how those charming CU college girls do chase t0 the spring When I play tennisethe poor thingslea theatre party tonight and then I Will have a rest for a day or so. SATURDAY, April 11th. Spent the morning entertaining the Pi tel boys with an account of my weekls experienceethe boys all say that I am a fool for going out so muchebut if they were only tt in the swim ,, they wouldnt think that wayebut then I live, and Dr. Bascom says that even a fool can live matinee this afternoon and Frat meeting t0-11ight and then the same thing over again e1 suppose When tt Pom and I go to New York it will be worse than ever-New York society Will receive us with open arms-P0m will do the studying and I will have some sporty fun. Oh, clear! but this is what one gets for being popular. ' FINIS. 129 FREDDIE KEFFER. wan. m x KWM 3 - k.: 1 1 3'7! ; i-xwxx I Email 6111b. T0111linson,Th0mpson, Skinner Ovhen be 131ka Palmer Bros, Baker, Innis, Bronson 016W fast, but they took him in just to equalize matters; Shepherd, Oster Q, Henderson. EntisMIater ano Soap Society. Colton, Guss, Surface, Whisker Hamilton, Rogue, Lordis hands. N0 Shave for Us: Josie Taylor, Whisk. Hamilton, W. Evans, Johnston, MCGuH'cy, Rees Qiorft need to; Miss Robin- son 6 You bet I donhc m Pugh and 80 Fourth. ' 130 95? Elei'gh Ml 1Ribe. Twas a night in December, and all through the town i The sleigh-hells were ringing in musical sound, XVhen up by the college a party set out 'With singing and laughing and many a shout. Away dashed the Sleigh, and they shouted ti HO! Ho ! l95 is the class to enjoy the lirst snow! ' No Class in the college so brilliant as we, To get in a sleigh-ride the first chance we see! ll But When to the end of the asphalt they came, They found itwas all up With their sleigh-riding game. For fast stuck the sleigh in the midst of the mud, In which, too, the horsesl hoofs sank with dull thud. But Preps. are not daunted by mud or by mire, When once to a jolly good time they aspire. So they sent for a wagon and in it they got, And soon rolled away, a hilarious lot. There were five merry maidens and twenty-one boys, T0 waken the echoes with all sorts of noise. Just four for each girl, and lValker left over, To spark With them all; oh, but he was in clover! Thewagon, we grant, was a rather tight fit When so many stout youngsters were squeezed into it. But-Whisper it Softlye-they found it great fun, To make two people sit Where was room for but one. And Where all this time was the grave chaperone ? Oh, she was asleep just as still as a stone. And didlft wake up till the journey was done, And they stopped at the hotel in old lVorthington. But how can we tell all that happened that night ? They danced and they feasted in eager delight, Till at last they got home and parted With sorrow,' Tocome up With a hunk in each class 011 the morrow, When a fair young Seniorls in want of a bean, lTis no college Chap that Will do 76T tDeurel, Or den 21 West Pointer; it seems 21 Count Streami? Is the one that She wants to pursue tel: 551' See Mr. Mesloh. 131 jfamous Sayings. Fours right! . . . . . . . Captains. Gimme a cigarette, . . . . . . J . Stone. Raise your tire. . -. . . . . . HoriX. Steal it, . . . . . . . . Rutan. Take Off your hat, . . . . . Sid. Norton. Rise, please, . . . . . . . Prof. Bowen. Have a beer, . . . . . . Lindenberg. Got any chewing? . . . . . J 0e Walsh. I was 011 a tear last night, . . Nordyke. You want to hustle, . . B. Hatcher t0 MAKIO Editors. Me and Barney Flynn, . . . . . MacDowell. Pass the catsup, . . . . . Frank Evans. 1Ricb. 1Rare anb 1Racg. ORTUNE favoring, Browning Literary Society has, after wearisome years of dunning, paid for her piano. If any doubt be extant, our pugi- listic members Will give reckoning. But in the course of human events, and some of these events were too forte 0n the key-board, the piano has arrived at a state clamoring for repair?k It must be delivered from total irreparability; for Which reason, Browning is compelled to draw on the hearts and purses 0f the ever-ready student body. Having exhausted all the resources in the way of novel and unique attractions, in connection With the never-failing receptions, the society was at a loss what next to provide in the way of a delectable dish for 9EEMay Helms almost wrecked the pianots system by her indefatigable thumping on its strings; Miss Hes left an irreparable impression When sitting down upon it; some of the eloquence has unstrung its nerves ; tolu and hairpins have been rammed down among the keys. 132 her friends. A sentimentally inclined member, Miss N s, coyly suggested a hugging room, for if there be one thing that the boys as Well as Assistant Profs like about the girls, it is their arms. The reception to be held at the Presidents home, under his supervision, Will be open in due time; the Commit- tee of Arrangements hereby submits the following schedule of rates: HUGGING ROOM. Prep. girls, from 12-16 years old, 20 cents. Freshman girls, from 16-20 years old, 60 cents for 5 minutes. Soph. and Junior girls, from 60 cents to $2.35, according to their charms. Senior girls, 40 cents for live minutes. Old maids, betrothed or married, 2 for a nickel, as long as you 1 please. 15 cents extra for over-Waisting time. Liberty of press is guar- anteed. Let all embrace the opportunity and be up in arms. Eutisjfat 6111b. KershaW taeting Presidentl, S. C. Kershaw table assistantl, Davies, Moody, Talbot, Mathias, 3k Flynn, Bone, Ellis, Shepherd, Cope, Hiatt, Ray. Honorary Members: Hess, Behannan, Weber, Moses. 593This space belongs to Easterday. He is a freak, and goes everywhere. 133 Luriab Etill lives. II And now, Mr. Whitney, I have to go down to the Senate, so you may take charge of the class in Sophomore Physics? II 0, thank you Professor Thomas, I am sure it is very kind of you to make the offer, but I am much too 7umble to accept it? II What nonsense, Whitney. IIOh, indeed you must excuse me, Professor Thomas! I am greatly obliged, and I should like it of all things, I assure you; but I am far too jumble. There are people enough to tread on me in my lowly state, Without me doing outrage to their feelings by possessing learning. Learning ainjt for me. A person like myself had better not aspire. If he is to get on in life, he must get on Jumbly, Professor ThomaSW 1Rablkopf Society. Eggers, Orton, Bowen, Kellioott, Scott, Lord; MoCoard Kershaw, Davis, Sigerfoos. Pledged: All students engaged to college girls. ? Mus AGLERr-f: Yon Aglerhas a lean and hungry look? 134 Eetmem on the Howell JBiII. IIVVhOOp! I vas elated. I V518 OferIIOWing mit joy undt good nature. Undt right here I forgives dot oldt red-headed Prof. Killycat for cutting up my pet fighting tom-cat, Which was de joy of my soul undt der pride of my heart. Ve Vill haf a college now dot V111 pe der suberior of any in der coun- tree. Ve VIII haf new halls undt I move dot der first to go 00p is named II Hysale Hall? in honor of der illustrious gem tleman vot has been der cause of our getting all dis money. But dere iss anoder ding aboudt Vich I vould like to sprechen. V 6 must nodt allow dose Vilberforce people to cheat us oudt of our rights. Id makes me very varm to think of der tamnt rascals sneaking in undt trying to steal from us. If I hadt dot praysident here now, I vould tear him to pieces for trying to draw der color line in Ohio. I vould catch him by der throat und choke him. I vould knock him down if he vas as pig as John L. Sullivan, and joomp on his stomach mit my feet like dis-undt disMundt dis. I vould show him dot ve are 110dt to pe trified mit. I vould cudt off his ears undt gif dem to my poys for an ass-jacks. IVhoop! id makes me feel so indignant dot I Vill quidt pefore I gets to Choking somebody in mein rage? JI YrNH W .. AK. I M i I I . ' il a- m . I In xs I v I I D .m . uu-Wuuu - WI ,JJ'H- tun .w,-ilw'4;K H H , , '4 .JM EQHIDDIHQ 011? y $ wwmqw ' , big 11:: g r Mummw X, w, mun morsemltal. u - a . Mow a, i but; M 7, 2 r'x H5 flan 4m uh. . El trip to Et. louis. Whenever a great man like Geri. Sherman ll passes in his cheeks? there is a universal throb of sorrow. This was espec- ially noticeable among a certain class of people in Colum- bus when it was reported that a regiment of militia would accompany the departed hero to his final resting place in St. Louis. When it became known that the journey would be free, every heart thrilled with patriotism, affection, and a desire to help bury the great soldier. Hundreds of loyal O. S. U. boys gladly cut classes, chapel, and drill in order to offer their ser- vices to lill the few vacancies that remained in the regiment. It soon became apparent that all who could get uniforms and accoutrements could go. And such a scramble there was. Overcoats a hundred years old were in demand at premiums varying from $2 to $5. Little men with big uniforms and big men with little uniforms were conspicuous everywhere. Some of the boys were strutting around with old musty over- coats, frightful enough to run a train Off the track. When the eventful day for starting came, the boys exercised the usual foresight and punctuality, and three hours before starting time nearly all were at the armory with well-filled canteens and haversacks. Particular care was taken in filling the former, and most of the boys fearing a water famine took extra sup- plies. Finally, after a tiresome parade, all got seats in the special train that was to bear this multitude of mourners to the distant burying ground. The coaches were very suitably decked with Grape, and the watery eyes and red noses of some of the passengers already began to betoken feelings of sorrow that were not to be repressed. After a weary ride of sixteen, or more hours, we arrived at St. Louis. From 9 A. M. to 4 P. M. the boys paid their last tributes of respect to the dead General. This consisted in waiting about three hours for the procession to form, and marching about four hours after it was formed. 186 The only thing that marred the appearance of the parade was the fact that Snivleys socks were trailing in the mud over the tops of his shoes. This excited much comment from the throngs of people and altered, in a large measure, the solem- nity 0f the occasion. When the parade was over the boys were hungry, thirsty, and overcome With grief. In order to drown their sorrows various remedies were used, most of which were effective. About two 0,0100k A. M. a typical Co. C man reached the car; he was evidently laboring under the effects of an extra large it jag? but finally succeeded in reaching his seat. His partner sat opposite him, quietly sleeping the sleep 0f the innocent. The newly arrived soon manifested signs of great distress. He very incompletely went through the motions of raising the window and putting his head out. He then made a ran- dom shot, and siX beers, eight whiskeys, and five wines were very unceremoniously distributed over the bosom and lap of his companion in arms. Some sleepy observer remarked, it that man is in the push suref? At daylight the train started for home. It was a beauti- ful Sabbath morning. The bright sun was a great contrast to the begrimed and dissipated faces. But all Rwere in good spirits, or rather all had good spirits.- The Captain of 00. 0 had a bottle and felt so good that he treated the boys to Cigars. But men cannot live by drink alone. So one of the hrst things that was done was to throw a blanket over the head of the provision man and rob him of his wares. But this was only a tidrop in the bucket? and hunger still prevailed and forage must ensue. At every stop the rallying cry, ttrobbing gang, fall in? was given and restaurants, bakeries, and saloons were entered, and before the astonished eyes of the proprietors, everything edible and drinkable disappeared. Two 0. S. U. boys took a roast chicken from an oven and it was soon de- voured. At one place just as the train started a fellow with an over-flowing glass of beer made his way to the platform, where 137 he enjoyed his drink. Everything portable was taken along. Beer kegs, Whiskey barrels, railroad trucks, etc., were taken on board. At one place an unsuccessful attempt was made to capture a pig. ' . At last, night fell and nearly everybody wanted to sleep, but there was no nse. Singing occupied the first part of the night. Dr. Orton said in Chapel once, that singing was the connecting link between this world and heaven; but if Dr. Orton had heard that singing, he would have modified his statement to the other extreme. From midnight until Colum- bus was reached all kinds of schemes were inaugurated to keep people awake. Bob Lee was buried under a pyramid of knapsaoks, blankets, etc. Some had water squirted into their ears, and many woke up with blackened faces. At Springiield, while the boys were getting refreshments, in the restaurant, Innis grabbed a pie and started for the door, but he ran into the Colonel, who, in a gruff way, told Innis if he didnt confess his guilt and give him the pie, he would be arrested. Innis confessed, and spent the remainder of the trip in one corner of the coach conversing with his conscience. At 4 A. M. Columbus was reached. Thus the trip ended, but the effects of it lasted many days. SiOneQ Morton. Pm growing fonder of my staiiU ; Ilm growing dimmer in my eyes; Tm growing fainter in my laugh ; Inn growing deeper in my sighs ; Ilm growing careless of my dress ; 17m growing frugal of my gold ; Tm growing wise; Itm growing-yes, Pm growing old. DE VORE ton his way home from the city. Time, midnightl : ti I can lick any thicl seventeen men thicl in the city thiol. Thatls what thic-i I can do thicl. Anybody thicl want to try it thicl ? l, 138 club 21112.: chumps. Surface, W alker, Booth, Mock, Pratt, Skinner, Williamson, Cockle, Gugle, Palmer Oittle VValtelj, iirst prep. trio of misses, Hoster, Innis, Easterday, W. Evans, Foster. 1Reb 1beab Glub. Kellicott, Bowenenominees for President. Members: Coursault, Serva OWAKIO, excused; Misses Roberts and Kelli- cott, Haywood, Gleason, Kaiser, eEasterday, When made. The Jew, he is a Wily man, A shark, and money-fetcher, He came one day, With a display, Of some neW trouser stretcher. You know the shape of 'Wagstaffvs legs, He bought two for his staturee The Faculty too, did buy a few, T0 leg-pull legislature. 139 lprof. 1kelltcott15 Wash iList FOR THE MONTH OF APRIL, 1891. m; shirts, . . . . . . .15 T1 pair cuffs, . . . . . ' .05 1 collar, . . . . . . .03 1 undershirt, . . . ' . .05 1 pair drawers, . . . . . .05 1 pair socks, . . . . . t .05 Total, . . .38 Submitted by Prof. EGGERS. iii'Tails torn off one shirt. TReversible. favorite Expressions. MISS BELUS. He is the biggest t it, in college? tt I don,t believe you? t I Wish you,d hush. 11 That1s rightX, NOW, Martha. 1t Well, I wonder? t1 Thatts What Mr. Foulk told me? MISS HATCHERas. 11 You can,t bluff me, cully! 1t Oh! you dirty duffer, you. t Well, I should say. 1t There goes VVoodieP tt Dogone that tennis ballW 11 Rats ! 11 tt J inks ! 11 ESCENE : Drill hour, Fall Term.J SERGEANT 00 Patterson, drilling for Corporah: 1t March your squad up, and dismiss it on the walk. PATTERSON: 11 Forward, March! Break Ranks, March! ,1 SWT : 1t What in thunder do you mean by breaking ranks, marching ! P P: 11 VVh-Wh-why! Didntt you say to dismiss them on the walk? 140 ct Found a peanut? is your constant song; And you know, full well, it is wrong To torture these men, If you sing it again, Youill go to the place you bilong. Che Moms of 96. About the University, Three little preps do wander, W ith solemn mien and 7stonished gaze, ' Like h goosy, gooey, gander? From out the Windows every day Their eager eyes are glancing. And oft a Seniofs dark moustache, Sets their three hearts a-danoing. And When the dinner hour is past, They search the baskets over, And o7er the grub With famished gaze Like harpies do they hover. The belles of 96 are they, They keep their class in motion. The College, too, would soon decline But for their rare devotion ! Commieit I do not give you to posterity as 2L pattern to imitate, but as an ex- ample to. deter? 141 OUR CULINARY PROFESSOR. iLibrarQ 11211168. 1. Cigarettes not allowed, pipes preferred. 2. Nobody but the librarian is permitted to shout. 3. N0 books allowed to be returned before the expiration of six months. . 4. No books Will be accepted when returned in good condition. 5. Poefs corner is reserved for J oe Taylor. 6. Flirtation allowed in alcoves. 142 Ebeg Say that Dye called on his afhanced; her Sister came in and D. did not know the difference. . Easterdayh gray matter has volatilized, and passed off as vapor. N B. Beware of Malaria. Billy Evans wears a No. 9 hat after he makes a good reci- tation: . The Lantem, next to the State Jommal, is the base ball pa- per of Ohio. Keisefs moustache is only Visible after dark. J ohnston wants a lead sinker for his cravat. The MAKIO Board is in danger. Three of the Senior girls are engaged. Knight is a Prohibitionist I ! I All is not gold that glitters about Sids neck and body. Horton must win the contesteHorton did not. Colton needs a bath. Grifiith caught a ball in the O. S. U.-Denison game. The Glee Club and Orchestra pay all their college expen- ses by giving entertainments. Miss Jones is a theoretical prohibitionist. Prexy is becoming a base ball ti fan? Benny Bowen eats sugar on his greens. T i x I MW Wimm mLu $ur Eut-cbmanls toot. MESLOH TELLS PROF. E. NEXT DAY. Scene I- Wi'rthweiofs Hall. MESLOH-I pays my funfzig cents to see de wresslin g match, unt ven I got in de d- ding vas all ober. I So den I gets zwei beer unt ein pretzel unt kommences. In shust ein minuten some feller komes in unt hollers, der goes de last km? So I runs out unt gets on. Scene 114White cow southward bound. Der vets nobody in de kar, so 1 begins to sleep ein little. Den ein boliceman komes in unt wakes me up. He asks me Where I lives, unt I tell him by de University, so he says he I goes home mit me. I says all right, unt we start. Scene III P0licemanjs Telephone Station. Unt ven I sees dot leetle green box 011 de corner 0b de street, den I knows vat was a kommens. Ven he went in de box I wood skipped out, but der was zwei Oder boliceman on de out side mit me. Scene I V-Pcm 0l wagon awz'mes. I tells dem to stand back, me gets in myself. Scene V- City Prison. I staid der dat night. ' Scene VIIOouTt Room. De next morning I vent out to see de Mayor. He asked me my name, unt I told him. He told me I vats arrested for drunkenneSS unt hollering 011 de street. I asked him Who says so. He tells me dat boliceman der. Unt I tells him dat feller vas a d m liar, for der vas noboty t0 holler to. He den asked me if I vas married, unt I told him I vas. He asked me how many children I had. I says ten. He says go. But I didnlt tell him how many vas dead. Six war dead. 1-14 DISH-WASHING AT DORM. Gibby $urglmgs of Giggling $irlings. t D0117t you think Tod is getting awfully fatiM t ThaUs only a tendency of the times? t How so ? ;, tt Why, he ,is resolving himself into a corpOration ? h t Well, well, if that aint a Roy-al joke? l PROF.-tt Mr. Minshall, give me the derivation of restau- rant? ' MR. MINsHALL, Ovho, on account of his voracious appetite, is extremely insatiablet-st Res is thing, taunts is bull ; Testam- mnt is bully thing? COLLINs.sH If thou dost long for knowledge we can satiate that thirst? 145 the Eorm. I come to tell about the Dorm, Where happen things so funny, Where J ack will stamp his feet, and storm, Until he gets your money. There needles sharp hatch from the chairs On which too long youtve rested, And storms of rain upon the stairs At night are often breasted. N0 meek colporteurs ever dare Invade those halls so quiet, And only one book agent eter Had sand enough to try it. And yet more sand the boys agreed, Might be of use for mashes, SO partly to supply the need They showered him With ashes. When unexpected profs arrive, At books they End us ever; At books, whose leaves 0ft number five, And more than thirteen never. Our bill of fare is crackers hard, And beef as tougl'l as leather, And ginger snaps, in high regard T0 indicate the weather. And Sunday eve When we expect To go and see our mash, were almost certain to detect Therets onions in the hash. tt Niewvahner we the syrup style, t Necessity 7; the crackers, The butter tried to run a mile And had a host of backers. 146 OUR NEWARK AUDIENCE. IDopuIar llDeIobies. $ h Listen to my tale of woe? . . Prepts excuse to Prexy. t Watching stud whistling for Katy, . . . Pratt. t Where did you get that hat ? ,, . . Prof. Brown. tt Little Nellie Roneyf, . . . . Rt. t' Shamrock, Thistle, and the Rose? . . Spencer, McDowell, and Huggins. h Annie, dear, Pm called away? . . . R. F. Foster. tt Over the banisterf, . . . . . Miss Moses. t In this Wheat bye and bye, . . . . Ags. h XVhen the swallows homeward fly? Eggers, Skinny, Hoster. 147 CHA PEL SCENE. EEUHGIE. J O E. BENNIE. Now, one of these spotters was fat and plump, And his name was Joey T., And. he gave with his elbows many a bump T0 the other two of the three. Fur with one elbow, he poked Georgie Knight, With the other, Lucy 13.; As he smiled at Miss M. in cold delight, And noted each absentee. 21 Roman lpuntcm. Now this fellow is a sort of a tt queer cuss ,, for his name is Oakes. GRANDLE-tt See that dog tickling his back with his tail? 148 CODDINGTON.-11What a fine man hath your tailor made youf7 PIE FA CE. SPRING STILE. mttiversttg JBar Hssociatiou. E. EGGERS, . . . . ' . . . . Presidem. 11FRIDAY,,, 1. . . . . . . Vice-anesz'dent. H. A. WEBER, . . . . . . . Secretm'y. FULL PROF. BROWN, . . . . . . Treaszmr. H. SCHRADER, 1 Librarians. MOTHER PRATT, f LECTURES. Relation of Inter11z1tional Law 130 Imported Drinks, The President. The Legal Union of Bourbon and Beer, . . . Rutan. The Divorcement of Man and What he takes, . Hostel: T0 tank up a jug LLathrle . . . Bronson. Sunday Closing and the Deckmation of Independence Pedlow. 11 Hale, waiter ! 71 . . . '. . . . Balz. Romeo and Juliet in the Chemical LaboratorbeIss GALE AND STEINFELD. COLE.1N Overcome with EL sense of his immortance.H 149 100; IDopuIi. The air-stirred leaves much sweeter music rustle; More soothingly the boistfrous zephyrs blow When Jround our south-east corner they do sweep, Than all their voices, piping, loud, or low. Unlike the murmur of the babbling brook, Or its Wild kissing 0f thi embracing shore, Unlike the ripple 0f the silvery stream, Unloosed by balmy breezes blowing 0,er. Unlike the music soft of slot machine; Unlike the timely chiming of our gong Whose brazen tongue the flight of time proclaims ; Nor rapturous as melodious Glee Club,s song. But like a Wheezy, squeeky pump, Is that angelic voice of Stump ; And like sonorous asses, bray, Th, unceasing gab 0f Easterday. inth thundering, terrifying bellow, So bovine-Iike is that of Mesloh 3k 0, voice metallic as a bugle! No ! silvery never! brazen Gugle. And itis for dish-pan clatter futile, T0 compete With R. S. Goodell. Rusty-nail-like elinking, if ejer Youive not heard the vex 0f Ke'fTer. Ceaseless chattering, gibberish chat, Blabbering, spluttering, hullabaloo Pratt. Boys alone have not 21 VOX, Co-eds, too, With corkscrew locks, There are Houston, Weaver, Gale, But we now Will close our tale. 96Let h s ,t be silent. 150 MARTHA AND HER LITTLE SLED. ., LITTLE SLED AND MARTHA. A dainty little maiden, Had a dainty little Sled; t NOW I will go a-coastingfj This little maiden said. So she took her little Sled, T0 the summit of EL hill, And there she got upon it, With most consummate skill. NOW, this dainty little maiden; They say, ttis really true, Tipped the scales at near two hundred, As small maidens sometimes do. So When this little maiden Reached the bottom of the hill, The poor sled waSIYt tt in itf But the pieces are there still. 151 STUDENTS FIRST NIGHT WITH PATENT BED. 1Reminiscences of moutb-Hn lEcbo item the twabsroom. MISS LENTzr-tt When I was twelve years old, there was a boy struck on me, and I was struck on him, and he died? MISS RONEY.h And once, when I was about that age, I thought a boy was coming to take me to school 011 his sled, and I was scared and went and hid under the bed. And he diet 3, tChorus 0f sighs from interested hstenersj . Conversation between two upper classmen: SENIORhtt Thereh Miss clock. JUNIOR ttYes, but donjt you forget it,the1'ek Latin be- hind that mugf, SENIORhh There .must be; there7s certainly something dead there, from the expression sheh got? h. Her face would stop a 152 DEARDURFF.ett Small as the little end of nothing? mine versus IIDuscle. Some of the employees at the O. S. U. and their compen- sation: J. R. Taylor, B. A. t0. S. UJ A5571; in Drawing, . $400 C. L. Arnold, B. So. H tt 1t Mathematics . 250 C. B. Morrey, B. A. c: h 1t Latin, . . 250 R.D.Me1 sho11,M. E. h tt tc Physics . . 500 W T0W11se11d,Ja111to1 . . . . . 480 L. H B1,ewe1 Night watchman, . . . . . 480 E. C G1ove, 1+1re111a11, . . . . . . 480 W. C. MeCraeke11,Engineer, . . . . 900 In addition to drawmg their salaly these men Who have spent six yeam 111 college a1e allowed to d1aW their own conclu- sions concerning the power of the 11111101. These girls are kicking a. basket, Undoubtedly you will then ask it; h Istt not improper, at 2111?, 5.2; Not 111 the least, ttis foot ball They,re playing, a time-killing task it. PROF. KELLICOTT tto his class 111 Fresh. Physiologyye Now, if you are ever going to commit suicide, dontt blow out your 1111211118, but go at it 111 a decent, 01'- derly way. Shut your windows and door, and light a pan of charcoal. Then go to sleep. You will never have any cause to wake up again? tThat is right, Professor. . We Will furnish the charcoal, if you Wine ! ! D 153 1233611pr perennial. AIR: NFOUND A CHESTNUT;H AS SUNG BY 1. R. T. In the chapel, 011 the rostrum, Doth sweet William arise ; Small he is, and slightly bOW-limbedjk W'ith a twinkle in his eyes. He is going to give a lecture On the h Value of Small-fruits ; Hehll advise you, he Buy and eat ,em Stead of gum, beer, or eherootsf; Eher he ends, ah! how he bores you, If you are a Sen-i-or,e For of course the preps. applaud him, Theyhve not heard his jokes CD before. J ust remember, dearest William, J okes, like h small-fruits? may grow stale; If again you e,er get pun-ish, Punished youql be Without fail. iisBorrowed from Dr. J . Baseom. A BASE VIOL MAN. WHO SAW IT? 154 Grabuation presents. Since, ttVariety is the spice of lifeK- the Faculty has, in accordance With this, decided to deviate from the old hard- trodden path of granting diplomas t0 the Seniors, and will, this year, cmnpensate each member of that class by presenting to him or her a token of esteem for the hours of efficient work spent at their Alma Mater in spe amt leget; imbued With the hope that these small tokens may prove beneficial in future life, the Faculty will distribute them With a hearty good-Will on receipt of 91 cents. MISS BEACIIeWest Point Cadet. MISS M OSESeA Toboggan Slide and Candy Stand License. MISS OJKANEeOrder 0n Parrettts Installment House or Lot 011 Neil Ave. MISS W EAVER-Bottle 0f Brown-Sequarde Elixir of Life. MISS RUPPERSBERGe-Morocco Octavo 0f Prexy,s Prayer. BLOOMFIELDeAn Incentive to Motion. BOYDeRazor, and a Picture of Himself. BURNseEXpurgated Edition of Chaucer. 70LE-Moustache Curling-Papers. DONEYeCollection 0f Makio Ads. FISCHER-eFricasseed Roaches and Fleas. HUBBARDeA Hair Cut and Label marked tt' GAS? J ONEseFirsi -class Position in a Brass Foundry. KERSHAWeExtensible Bed and Non-Extensible. Salary. KIESEWETTER-A Rattle and Receipt for Gas. MARTIN-COTnp. to Casino Theatre. MCCULLOCH-Pair 0f Suspenders and Presidency of Senior Class. MOCKeSome Girl that loves him. NIEWVAHNER-A Niew Name and Bismarckh Picture. POMERENEeBottIe 0f Anti-Conceit. RANEeAn Automatic, Self-Adjusting Crowbar to push him off the earth. 155 REESyA Bottle of Fluid Campos JVIentis. SIGERFOOSyA Non-Returnable Ticket for Salt Lake City. STORERyComposite Photo of Himself, EL Bull Pup, and Baboon. SURFAoEyA New Anti-Dyspeptic, Non-Mortalizing Cook. WHITACREyTrouser Stretcher, and Warrant to Move 0r Cease Fiddling. VVOODyA Squelcher, Cigawette and some W oat-Nots. BY ORDER OF BOARD OF PUBLIC IMPROVEMENTS. Mr Gbemists OJ Iron Pomerene. L. F. Kiese-HgO. Geo. N. Carbon. Matthew H20 Hrozem G. R. N. H3 H 0. Ed. Mar-Sn. Dave W. H20. J . F. C+Om Miss B. A1203+H20. J. H. Cour-Na Cl. Ferd Hydrocarbon. J . C. CaCo3. Frank C. Hydrocarbon. G. N. Sn-ney. THOMAS SMOKING. EGGERS W; the Senate, the day after the House rqfuserl the request of ?Vilbeljforce 0 ' u Gut-morning, Senator I o3 SENATOR: u Keep quiet, confound you! ,, EGGERS: u Vel, Senator, ven you cool off I talk to you! u SENATOR: u Look here 1 If I had known that, you would so strongly oppose giving XVilberforce a portion of the land grant appropriation, I would have voted against the Hysell bill'! o, EGGERS Wzodestlyy: u Vell, Senator, I vas very glad dat you did not know eet. 156 DAILEY.ou Silent as the tomb. chocolate Club; Qd P0886 ad E38633 MOTTO: Agitea owcmt de soen sewiq .' OFFICERS. EDITH BELL, BESSIE CLAYPOOLE, MARY HULL, EDITH COOKINS, FANNY HOWARD, FIRST PREP. TRIO, 'lk'A posse for eating. it Suggestion. Oh, Bunker, dear Bunker, With all your contriving, Your plans and conniving, To get for dear O. S. U., A wonderful, patent infallible gong, That should strike at the second, And never go wrong. We wonder, dear Bunker, that you, Didlft strike this idea, So simple and clearo Which here we present to your View. DAVIEs.oKo My complexion is Prohibish.H 157 Chief Cook. Ste'w-pan Scomw. . . Taster. Manipulatov' 0f Dish Rag. Bottle Washer Consumers 0f Remains. PROF. KNIGHT THE SPOTTER. PROF. ROBINSON AND HIS UMBRELLA. the Elnpenbig to tbe :Ifielb Easy program. Standing Braad Gwin. Walker, . . . . . 11 inches. H. L. Johnston, . . . 11 inches. G. D. Pearce, . . . . 11 inches. Result-A TIE. NOTEshPearce was not feeling in his usual happy mood. He has frequently gone to 15 inches. J ohnston was mad be- cause Walker and Pearce entered against him. He thought that he had a monopoly on the grin hsometimes he hash. Walker was disconsolate because Ecka Mazola has given him the cold shoulder. MERSHONhhAh, my boy, 01d heads are not to be found 011 young shoulders; and besides youTe too sappy anyway. 158 MCC. AND POM. EMBRACING OPPORTUNITY ON GEOL. TRIP. mm Does Pratt have 2L substitute in chapel ? Does Billy Graves get nervous When he sees the lithographs of h Spider and the Flyjj et al? Does Burke call on a Third Ave. girl and get frozen out by her papa? Does N iewvahner use the Bible as a pony ? Do Gummins and Spencer see Who can take the most cas- toi oil? D0 Purdum and Forney go to a Church Where Prexy preached ? Does Reeves call on the girls accompanied by mistle-toe bough ? Does Gugle tickle Miss Henderson in Latin ? Does Griflith ask his father for $10 Physiological Lab. fee and then use it for dancing lessons? 159 Selfzunflation JBureau. Trustees Wi1gus, Arnold and Mershon. Honorawy Life Membeomk-Mills, Cole and Pratt. Chairman Easterday. Reservoio Steiniie1d. InflatOT-BIOWer. VentilatOT-i'n- Chief In nis. First Assistant Gug1e. Second Assistant-Johnston, H . L. Applicants-Pomerene, Colton, Hall, W. L. Evans. Did my poem go in? He did timidly ask it. And, oh, uuwas a sin, That Vile MAKIO Ed s grin As he said : Yes, itjs 111- The waste basket. WAGSTAFWS IDEA. INFINITELY LANK DUNGAN. 160 CUNNINGHAMSrJl We are not angels here, nor shall be.H I ' ESFIIIII llllm. Em. 'glllll x null Ebat jLitth Scrap. PROFESSORS EGGERS AND ROBINSON. Yes, a storm had long, been brewing, And we there Wleard something drap W Then before Our gaze astonished, There occurred What little scrap. Sharp, though brief, that little conflict, XVords of warning, iilled the air, Mingled with applause and hisses From the students gathered there. Gentlemen, when next you try it, Let us do it up in style; Get your gloves, a ring, and seconds ; We Will make it worth your while. W HY are the electric bells like tramps ? Because neither will work. 161 matinee programme. MR. F. H. MCGUFFEY, Conductor. HERR R. HAGLERMEIER, Assistant Conductor. 1. OVERTUREmtt Riemi . . . . 1176199269. SYMPHONYmtt The Unfmished w . . . Schubmt. tFirst Movement Onlyj 3. PICCOLO SOLO-tt Melody in Flats and Sharps ,: Jlfendelssolm. SR. H ERBARI SCOTTINI. .w 4. OVERTUREmtt W ilhelm Tell h . . . Rossini. 5. BASS DRUM SOLOmtt Invitation a la Valse . . 1117612672 MR. L. C. ERNST, 6. GRAND ARIA. . . . . . . . Bizct. Weary. W eary 0f cramming for marks I cant get, Weary 0f staking and losing my bet, Weary of, drilling 21.11 the year round, Weary of Math. when 163 run to the ground, Weary of seeing my name on the sign, XVeary 0f Wishing that Prexy resign, W eary of lying to excuse a tt spot? Weary of hearing Sid. say tt and What hotf, Weary of trying to get my grades higher; But ye gods ! amtt I weary of that awful choir. 162 2 I Queries ? ? Are the MAKIO jokes going to be in proportion to the size of person? MIss T-LB-T. Who is the author of Grays tt Elegy? M-NSH-L. Can you inform me Of the whereabouts of a negative of myself? ' FRED K-FF-R. Sometime ago I interviewed Dr. W amer, and paid him a dollar, but was not excused from drill. Am I justified in calls ing him a cut-throat? C. J. H-ST-R. Euclid said to Ptolemy, There is 110 other royal path which leads to Geometer Was he moralizing 0n the use ofa pony? A. W. E-V-Ns. I would greatly desire information as to who now possesses my curling-iron, left in Pomerenes room ? MAUD 8. Why do students apply the epithet 54- t, to me? P. M. Le-NC-LN. Pomerene was once overheard to say, t If you send me away, P11 take my doll-rags, and go to my mamma? Is he af- flicted with temporary insanity, or is he feeble-mmded ? If eith- er, what are the chances of his recovery '? F-C-LTY. Where does Miss Herlihy live ? B-NN-R. BRONSON AND 163 college Mathematics. 1. If coming events cast their shadows before them, cal- culate the amount of umbrage caused by the future gymna- sium. Trustees reserve all rights for answer. 2. Exam + Guss + a: : pass. Determine x. , 3. Given HOStGIJS, Skinnyls and K'rummls proclivities, Wh at branch of mathematics are most readily comprehended by them 17 Answer. Lager-rithms. 4. Given Miss Hess, bribing a drop-a-cent-in-the-slot-ma- chine to tell her theoretical weight, calculate the possibilities of the machines repair. Answerr.-Pensi0n grant Wlll be tiled. 5. Thaddeus Dunlap + fishing rod : What? Answer.eTadpole. ' 6. Find the greatest common multiple of Percy Martilfs thoughts. A7781060 .-Eg0-n0mic. 7. elf all flesh is grass, how much hay can be made of Profs. Eggers, Weber, Bohannan and Taylor? Ht Setterson anb :lflorence. h W ith program in hand, The place he found jammed, And he no vacant seat perceives. The program looked over, The spittoon he did cover, And down then did sit Frankie Reeves. 164 meanings from Engineering Glass. e INE minutes after the class, impatient drumming on 4;; the chair, Professor Brownys head adorns the scene. ttWait a minute, class, Tm not through with my pipe. Head disappears from deck. Five big, juicy Professor comes in With a reverberating breath strong enough to test the main strength of A83 materials ttNow, lemme see, we were on page ae-page a-oh, yes, Where that diagram of Chieagois consumption of water is found. Now Whats that big dip in 1872? Chicago fire, did you say, Kiesewetter? Nop, I donft believe, but P11 look it up When I get home. Now, further on there is a big rise ; What,s that? Well, well, does no one know? What did you say? Ha, ha, ha, oh ! oh ! ha, ha, whew! Burns thinks it is due to local option I Class roars and then hammers Burns. h Now, that Will do, gentlemen. Let us finish last weeks2 subject on warping of wood. Now, Sycamore wood warps like fury. iWe11,Taylor, what is it? Look here, now, doesnit your 0011- seienee trouble you when you say, that up in your county there used to he a big lumber pile on one side of the fence, and after a. month itwas on the other side? Nop, thats too thin. But here I see the word I exogenous ; , whats it mean, Burns ? Burnsett Why, t ex, is out of, and togenoust is to grow; texo- genous i must mean something that grows in a foreign country ; an imported plant, I should judge. Class explodes, and creates a mess on the fioor, and the Professor leaves to counteract the shock with another pipe-full. There once did live a billious youth, Frank Shepherd was his name; No pleasant word, or look, or deed, Has ever soiled his fame. 165 MISS C. CLAYPOOLE.eItI,1n not the kind of girl you think I 211113, 2m tnterview with lprof. JBobannan. REPORTEReu Prof. Bohannan, What is your opinion of your assistant, Prof. McCoard ? ,; PROF. Be'tVVell, Haow, you are purty impudent, you young rasca1,ask1ng such a question 01'111e.But,haowever, I d011tth111k it will cause much consternation if I ask you a question no matter whether you tell 1t 01' not will it ? REPORTER.- t' Oh I presume not. PROF. Beu Eh ! REPORTER eh I presume not. 1, PROF B.- We11 then, this 13 the question: How would you tell a sub- -p1'of. from afull- -pr0f? Naow answer that,W111 you? I see you smiling. YouTe thinking abaout a full-prof., eh ? Well, Prof. is sometimes a. full-prof. and sometimes he aint; but that aint What I mean. You kaiut answer it ? Well, PH tell you: Whenever you see an instructor spaouting abaout the little problems, you can make up your mind that the biggel problems aire the ones he wants youtolea1'11.That,s the way the sub- -prof. does. A regular professm will as a rule,g1ve the bigger problems more prominence than the little 011es.Mc dontt suit me. Ebomas' 112105. J I 1 11d like to throw Them overboard, f 1 And watch them sink 111 the wave. IId hear their cries, With tearless eyes . :1 Wait , 4.; h h X; As they sank to a watery grave. MISS L AND PETER PLATTER. 166 CLARK, W. Wiet; Infinite riches in a little room.H Zln 1lnterview with Iprof. Eggers. ONGING to find out the progress of the Hysell Bill, I paid a Visit to Prof. Eggers at his home on Fourth Street. On being shown to his room, I found'a large, baId-headed man lean- ing over a wash-tub, engaged in washing out his. under-clothing. The air was very blue, and there was a strong odor of forcible expres- sions in the room. it Is this Professor Eggers ?n I asked, surprised to find such a man, engaged in this opera- . tion. ti Yus, yus. Have a chair. NOW, what do you want ? II it Why, do they pay you so little at the University that you have to do your own washingW, I asked. It Oh! no? replied the Professor. It This iss an exceptional ease. Do fact iss I haf spendt aboudt twice my salary setting-Iem-up to dose Senators, and am forced to economise. You see, one pair of socks equals five cents, eight pair of socks equals forty, equals two treats to a Senator. Und six. treats equal one vote on our side? t Oh, I see? I replied,111arve1i11g at his mathematical ability. tt Do you think the bill Will pass ? 7, tt Um, yusewell dot iss a ques- ti01i. If President Scott Will stay at home, and nodt spoil Prof. DetmerIs und my speeches, by getting up after us, undt diss cake of soap und dot wash tub hold oudt, I think we Will win. If Iiodt, de bill iss likely to be against us. Now, will you please relieve me of your presence. At any other time I would be glad to talk to you, but I haf six votes to wash oudt to-night undt dot requires world, He returned to his labor and I left, wondering at the energy and detern'iination of the strange char- acter I had unearthed. Wh y dees Miss Bell always take 3 Neil Avenue car? For the benefit of the Fotuylk in the Dorm. ' 167 2m Hnterview with ubrof. 1Rellicott.. REPORTERettProf. Kelhcott, what do you think of Mr. Kem?e t PROF. KELLICOTLett A shrewd man! A shrewd man! Also a very industrious man. I like him. His quaint stories amuse me. He has pretty near as much practical common sense as any other man in the State, and a good deal more than some men in the faculty. He smokes a better quality of tobac- co than Jim Thompson and Prof. Brown smoke. W hile I dont like to see a man smoking, still, if he must smoke, I should think it would be to the smokerls advantage to use the best quality of tobacco. Mr. Kelly shows his good sense in buying the best of h the weed? One Co-ed. we call Maudie Flynn; Now youlll pardon, we know, our synn, But, when she does smile, She covers a mile, With her chubby and full of glee grynn. tt Some of the few immortal names that were not born to die ll: Ruppersberg, Kilheffer, and Kiesewetter. KELLICOTTls LAB. SUPPLIES. 168 lecture in JBotanQ. THE CURRANT. URELY the current is of great importance to us. It belongs to the W ater-Lily Family, simply be-i cause the latter are found associated with currents of water. The discovery of this was similar to catching a sunbeam-i. 6., a light task. I went with a red-headed girl once. That was a tt light taskfi If any of you ever go to chapel, you may have heard something like this once before, but its good enough to repeat. Well, there are several kinds of eurrants, among which might be mentioned green eurrants and currant pie. Current literature also deserves mention in connection with this subject, as well as currents of thought. If you are attacked by a dog, and he tears your clothes, that is another case where the cur- rents. In the fifth place, secondly, as you can see by this diagram, if a man hires your dog for a days hunting, the our-rents again, In speaking of currants, it reminds me of the fact that I once ate some, and shortly after I felt the current, and it made me think of the Vassar girl, who wrotee 5tIive darkJerown hair And a light blue eye, live a pain in my heart And another near by. So I ate cooked goose. You know it is related to the goose- bei'ry, and I Will tell you about them to-morrow. Class excused. ttNow, said Woodruff, the carpenter, to his Wife, ttwe711 be off as soon as I get out my elaw-hammer, brush up my nails, and clean up a bit. 169 the Soumal Hnterviews Whitney. U1. S. J0umat, Apmll 1, 1892.1 tt Good morning, sir, exclaimed the reporter on entering the Physical Laboratory of the O. S. U. The individual ad- dressed was a peculiar, olammy-looking creature, covered with grease and oil, but behind the veil of whiskers and hair, one could see faint gleams of intelligence. It Morniny, replied he. It Is this Mr. Whitney ? I tt I am Professor Whitney, 0f the Bosting Tech, sir? It I am a reporter for the Jommal. Your recent invention leading to increased ease in locomotion for man is attracting the attention of the world. Conflicting reports in other papers have induced me to call upon you in order to get the truth from its primal source? tmTruthf tprimal souroef thaws good. Pm from Bost- ing, you know, and like. cultah. Itm at your servioe-you havrft a cigar about you, or any tobacco? Pm going to make a call just before dinner, and this morning I picked up my oard-case instead of my cigars. Great men are so forgetful, you know. Aw, thanks? It But your invention, Mr. Whitney. What NProfessor Whitney, if you please. We men of science have to be so exact, you know. My invention? Yes, ifs going to revolutionize the world. My fawther invented a tail fastener for cows, to be used when vulgaw people milk them. But my invention is going to surpass his. Aw, the son will teach the I parent. ' t The idea originated with me early in life. When a mere lad, I was scientific and precocious. One day I was read- ing DarWints tOrigin of Species; trying to trace back my ancestry, when it fiashed upon meeaw, just like an electric spawk. tVVhyf says I to myself, tif I am descended from the monkey, and differ from him in but a few minor pawticulars, 9,7 170 Why eawnjt I go back to the monkey in one essential pawtieu- larW My plan, in short, is thisetW e men of science are so busy that I must hurwyy. My plan is this: Let men cultivate strong, athletic tails, like some monkeys have, and the kanga- roo. At the extreme end of this tail I will place a small elec- tric motor. Connected to this is a storage cell, fastened to the mants back. But pawdon me for a moment, and PH show you some drawings that illustrate the principle so well; Now, in sketch No. 3, to give it scientifically: A, tail; B, motor; C, storage cell. That is simple enough, you know. Well, for exampleeteaehing by example is the best plan, all great men were taught by example. It is the method used at the Bosting Tech. For example, I say, a man wants to make a pawty call. He assumes the position shown in sketch No. 1, touches a button, completes the circuit and sails away. He Wishes to stop : breaks the Circuit, drops to his feet, curls the tail over his shoulder as in No. 2, and hnds that in one min- ute he has traversed fifty miles. A wonderful invention, you must confess! The only trouble is to keep the motor well oiled. Unless it runs With little friction the hearings will heat, get verwy hot, and sear the end of your tail. And a seared tail looks very rude, uncultivated, in fact? It 0, a truly sublime invention V, cried the reporter. tt But how about the tails ? Can they be developed t? 171 tt Certainly? exclaimed the great electrical magician. t I myself have one growing. It is now two feet long and in the course of six months it Will surely reach the ground. Then for a demonstration of my genius. To cause the tail to grow rap- idly and become strong, I have patented an ointment, Extract de Dog, which Will draw out a tail on any part of the body in a few months. One of our students of a few years since, Mr. Isham, accidentally got some of the salve on his nose, and weally in one term he had to leave college; his nose got so large. tt But I must bid you good morning. I have to Clean the machines before the students come in this afternoon, and you know we men of science must keep the machines free from grease. That long shafting you see there gives me a deal of labor, you know. AW, but pawdon me again, would you not like to try the experiment? Extract de Dog is only 500. per bottle. AW, very well, you know. Good morning? The reporter fervently and silently wrung the hand of the Magi and departed tearfully. What they; E0 in Gbapel. Prexy prays; Martha Moses and Edith Bell write iiotes and become obstreperous ; Pratt sends in a substitute; May Hatcher behaves Prof. Smith stabs the piano; The choir. makes Rome howl ; Prof. Bowen uses a pony, When praying; Rear row of choir tries to look pretty; Minshall and Shepherd smile by the numbers ; Fellow in the corner fills up space. since Florence is gone; CILLEY:-tt He fell upon what was oHiered,elike a priest, a shark, an alder- man, or pike? 172 BEATTYr-H Better be damned than never ground at all? abemistrg lumber 1keffer. At the sound, of the second bell the students begin to come in. Miss Bell comes 1ast,having stopped outside to finish a cigarette. Then the side door opens and Keffersneaks in look- ing like a singed cat, and feeling worse. After casting several timid glances around to make sure none of the girls are look- ing at him, bashful Freddie takes up the book to mark those absent. tt Who is absent? Please tell me, as I cant see. Ellis, is your chair empty, or are you in it ?tt tt I am in it? it Thank you, Iim glad you are, for Iim not in it at all. 0, Lord! I Wish my dear Siddy would come home and take this class. Well, I guess you are a11here,a11dthose Who are not Will please explain their absence at the next recitation; And, by the way, Mr. Dye told me yesterday that it is said that two of the young ladies tbiushes Violentlyj left the class room yesterday While I was in the other end of the room. This is taking an unfair ad- vantage of me, so I hope it will, not occur again. We have iron to-day. You take a furnace and pour it into iron and coal. No, I mean you pour the coal and the furnace into the iron. No, I mean that the iron is poured into the coal. Noe O, Lord I What do I mean ? Chemical shade of Siddy, come to my aid Here the scene becomes so pathetic that the girls begin to weep, and J ack Stone, in order to appear indifferent, lights up a Dukejs cameo. Keffer gets a whiff of the smoke and thinks his H28 is escaping. He rushes out of the room. Class takes advantage of this to leave. Keffer returns and keeps talking till his stomach tells him it is time for dinner. 'JJ Reader, drop a postal card to W. H. F isher, Room No. 31 Deshler Block, Columbus, 0., and your name will be placed on mailing list, for information relative to Niagara Falls, Detroit and many other excursions during the present season. 173 174 MISS BAKER tQ BaorJ Melanch 01y as a Quaker meeting-house by moonlighty KIMBALL 8L MATHEWS, IMPORTERS AND jOBBERS OF PHOTOGRAPHIC MHTERIHIL CHEMIGHIJS, DENSES HND HPPHRHTUS. AMATEUR OUTFITS A SPECIALTY. WHITE US FOR PRICES. REMEMBER WE FURNISHED THE EQUIPMENT FOR THE 0. S. U. SCHOOL OF PHOTOGRAPHY. 'mwwgmwmmmgmv COLUMBUS OHKl PATRONIZE YOUR FRJENDSi: J. W. RICHARDS, PRESCRIPTION DRUGGIST, M4Mthgh$q COLUMBUS,O NIGHT CALLS ANSWERED. SBCOME, SPEND YOUR MONEY. BAY. Art thou as green as a green bay tree? 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We have had no difficulty with them except such as have come from inexperienced hands. When used for instruction an occasional accident is to be expected. They have withstood such injuries quite as well as we ought to expect, and have done more work and better work, even in such hands, than I had supposed possible. Very respectfully yours, R. H. THURSTON, Director. T0 American Steam Gauge Co. EDw. P. ALLIS ch 00., RELIANCE WORKS. MILWAUKEE, WIs., March 14, 1889. American Steam Gauge 00., Boston, Mass..- GENTLEMEN--I havehused' all the prominent makes of Indicators, but very much prefer the Thompson. and beheve 1tlhas more good points and less faults than anv other instru- ment matle. The easy changlng of springs, good leading pulley for the cord, general con- vemenee 1n handhng, and last, but certainly not least, its ability to stand abuse, are some of the features that commend it to the practical engineer. Yours truly, IRVING H. REYNOLDS. 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N A Wit with dances and a dunce with wits? 7 To an Englishman s0111ething befell In Geometry, as W911 now tell: While up at the board He said: Prof. McCoard, This line I drew from Hyen t0 HEN Motto 0f Beau-legged Club. l Thou art so near and yet so far. XVALKERE HRIP, ZIP, BAZOO ! ,, H AGLER.; Every inch, that is not fool, is rogue? SIEBERT CSL LILLEY, BINDERS m 963TATIUNERS. LEGAL BLANK PUBLISHERS. SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO MAGAZINE BINDING AND HEBINDING FUR LIBRARIES. A METROPOLITAN OPERA HOUSE BUILDING, SOUTH HIGH STREET, ,COLUMBUS, OHIO. F 0RD. You take it for a Vision of some gay creature? ELLrH. In short, so provoking a devil was Dick, ' ' That we wished him full ten times a day at Old Nick; But missing his mirth and agreeable vein, As often we Wished Dick back again.H MAKE A SPEGIALTY IN WORK FOR GDLLEBE ANNUALS. WE HAVE EXECUTED THE HALF-TDNE WORK IN THIS MAKIOP F1.ORENCE.- You beara gentle mind, and heavenly blessings follow such 1 creaturesf, . ' c MISS Comr-ll She never followed Wicked ways- Unless when she was sinningfl BEFORE BUYING A WHEEL yRAMBLElFDZii AROUND TO EVANS, BICYCLE CO., 19 EAST SPRING STREET. KERRnll His laughs are hearty though his jests are coarse. GrIEsxnhll The most unquiet imp on earth. M. A. MOSES, DEALER IN CANDIES AND CAKES. A FINE LINE OF TAFFY IN STDGK. Our Ice Cream, made only of the skim milk of human kindness, is unparalled. Special Rates to Students.-Give us a Call. A alpme-e c-h orx Wt?- .w.lberf0rce Bill h GILDROY.7u Seized with a fit of giddinessfl J OHNSTON, H. L.-ll He wears a most serious face, Well worthy a martyrls possessing; But it isnlt all owing to grace, But partly to thinking and guessing. In sooth, our Pork City Saint Has rather a secular bias, And we never have heard a complaint Of his being excessively pious? KERSHAW, F. S.-ll Ilm fond of the bards of every age, Of every Clime, or condition ; But the poems that stir my inmost soul Are those of my own compositionfl KERSHAW, S, Cri Pm my own dear brother over again, And three inches more beside; But I never will sing a lTale 0f Woe,y For hels given me his pony t0 ridefl a FISCIIER.A1tF0r101 Il as an unmated 60'0th ' t- . DREKA - ' FINE STATIONERY ANJ ENGRAVING HOUSE, 1121 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia. College Invitations Wedding Invitations Class Stationery Visiting Cards Fraternity Stationery Banquet Menus Programmes Diplomas and Medals Steel Plate Work for Fraternities, Classes and College Annuals. All work is- executed in the establishment under our personal su- pervision, and only in the best manner. Unequalled facilities and long practical experience enable us to produce the newest styles and most artistic effects, while our yeputation is a guarantee of the quality of the productions of this house. Designs,'Sarnp1es and Prices sent on application. BALLett Where gottet thou that gunW HORIxs-tt Pocketbook fractured by poker? Hoonett I date on his absenceW JONES, P.-tt Meek, mild and malxmerly. KELLENBElmERett A young irrepressible. KEISER.ett My feet do not'trackP MISS HULL.-Jt Still bread and butter age. JONES, A. Hrl My name is my curse? tiWe are strangers here, 96is our homeft y , t 91 Location not known. ,M,.. 11 KID 1, PEARCES BASE HIT. DELOF FEES. POMERENE.e 11 HOW like a hateful ape, Detected grinning midst his pilfered horde, A cunning man appears, Whose schemes are open to the day? CONEY.wu Marquis of Vacuity.H ' 'FOWLEJL-tt Manufs boy, aniangel in uniform? STUDENTsWishing to rent or purchase full dress coats and vests, also pants, will fmd our store headquarters. Uniform suits made to order, at lowest prices for good work. S. LAZARUSJ SONS 8t. 00., ONE PRICE TAILORS, No. 6 DESHLER BLOCK, COLUMBUS, OHIO. mew 51300125. t Rape of the Look, . . Kiesfs Haireout t The Fall of the Roman Umpire, Base Ball Club tt Modest Use of Cigarettes, and the Effect upon the Fingers? . . . Meek tt Power of Movements in Plantz. t Pair 0t riice Lost? . . . Basement Gang t Ethics of Horse-Keeping. . . . Gibbs t Longfellowe Poems? . Korshawk Verses tt Spelloefs tFaerie Queenf . Spencere Girl MISS. B. Omu'POOIJILeH I chatter, chatter as I goW BECILett Men ofi'ow words are the best men? BEATTIE.eH A mother7s pride, 3 fathefs joy. BEEBEr-tt He saves his smiles for the ladies? MISS BATTERSON.en Holy of air and wise is she. BATES--u NOW, What are you going to do about it? tt BRUMLExtett A fool could not be silent? BARRERE.-tt In Adanfs fall we sinned 3113, BRAND'Er-M A country lad is my degree.H BRUC 1c. ett A most renmrkable man? LEAVING COLLEGE ON A FIRM Foo'rING. Side cuss words :-tt By the Holy methylphenylhydrazine- pyroracemicaoid I ! t, t 0, ye metaisocyminylethylthiocarba- mines! ! mag anb 11311155. The only Macs-MhCracken and McIo. Why is Reeves like a bicycle? Always tired. 'Why is McCarter like a door latch ? Easily rattled. Why is Farber like a river? He is greatest at the mouth. Sadie thinks the shape of a kiss is a-lip-tickle; also that Of a tWO-lip. Why is engineering a state of mental abstraction? It is a Brown study. Why are the Glee Club and Oratorical Association like the biceps muscles ?- Always hard up. Begone you knavish Cockell and Colton, surprise your fea- tures by a matutinal dose of hydropathy. 7 Why are all our oraters plagiarists ? Every word of their orations is found in Websterls dictionary. What great profession does Easterday till in his manipula- tion of the soda fountain? That of a fizz-ition. Sample sentence from one of Prexyls lectures on the 't F ree- dom 0f the Willjh lt It is 1ft necessary to get a crowbar to move a, cat. She Will move herself. . . THE world is coining to an end. Prexy is getting extrav- agant in his old age. He rode up on a street car April 10th, and all Who saw stood and marvelled. i FARNSWORTH.-ii I swear he is true-hearted and asoul none better in my Hammond-Batterson BEGURATIVE HOUSE, 13 TO 21 WEST GAY STREET. PRACTICAL DECORATORS. . ALWAYS GIVE CORRECT TREAT- VMENTS. TERMS LIBERAL. GUGLE.7ii When I was a child, I spake as a child ; though now a big boy, I still speak as a child. Gombaination nberformance. Misses Talbot and B. Claypoole, . . . Musicians. 'Mlle. Hull and Cockins, . . . . . Danseuses. JBoIogna muaritette. YELL: ii Oh, What a sausage I ii MOTTO: h'Dogo butchem, maki sausagumfi Benny Boy Blue, come lock up your door, The ii gab-room ,; girls are 011 the rampage once more. VVherer the one Who in whistling takes delight ? Sheis now like Browning, ii out Of sight? Perhaps youive noticed that something VViKD COGQX R. F. Foster on Long Street SO often ; Though heill tell you itis really only a hoax, There is something his features Will soften. muotations; BRADFORDeH Emerald Isle. K IESEWETTER.eH Nine days, wonder. KNAUss.ettMad enough to eat snakes. KOEHxE.-t' The windiest man in all creation? Bowmaeh Give me a mustache 01' give me death? KENNEDLett Done to death by slanderous tonguesy KRUMMLVV.eu Landaere says you look like Fred Bell? Coomnett Full many a hower was born to blush unseen. h. 'V , HOLDERMANMett With a smile that is child-hke and hlandift INNIsueg I admit you are handsome McCartele bodyguard? ' J ONES, SMILEY. tt His better does not breath upoh the earth. . MISS KELLICOTT.-tt My papa Will flunk you editors if you maist me. KAKUJIRO, ISHIKAWA.ett He left a name at Which. the world grew pale. HUBBARnett Compound fracture of the heart eaused by falling in love? HODKINSON.-H His neckties were something to see, So fearfully, wonderfully made, Three yards and a-half in each one- They cast everything else in the shade. Miss HOEL.--H I once was good as the rest of the girls, but the Lab has played the devil with meW MIss HousTON.-tt She is so free, so kind, s0 apt, So blessed in disposition. Mrss I-onVARIL-n The boys all like me, because theytare looking at me con- tinually. HUTCHINSON.-t; Pride ruined the angels, but Pride ,11 never ruin you. J OHNsTON, Gr. BeH His speech was a tine sample, on the whole, Of rhetoric, which the learned call 1 rigmamlef h J ONES, A. W.ett All the courses of my life do show I am not in the roll of common men? IKILHEFIFERr-u0h cruel fate! wilt thou never replace me 111 a mansion 0f peace-where 110 perils can chase me. KRUMM, R.-tt Every word that passes the hedge of my teeth, if not sarcastic, is a lie? MISS BRINK:N Be to her virtues kind, But to her faults a little blind. -VHmELT'leIE. Heis a mortal 0f the careless kind, With no great love for learning or the learnedy 1 v x. .., 1 , 4 Ml! N. b . . ,4 A'xw'w - k -2 2- 3x A.,-;;Etfx; 'f n54 ,5, . K FOULK. You are right. If you ever hope to know anything at all, come to me, and I Will tell you all there is to be told about it?J I Hnamsw-Q .x Va. mqny-ph .. .' II'Irl' ' h In ILMm-m-lnm f- hung : rm. V' k 1 tun EVANS ASKS PROF. ROBINSON FOR HIS GRADE; '- HATCHER H?H Spinal column fmctured in assuming the pOSl'ClOn Of a soldier EUEUIIIBIIS BHIHIIIEHBIHE BHEEEGE 118 NORTH HIGH STREET. COMMERCIHI: HND SHORTHHND DEPRRTMENTS.' ANNUAL ATTENDANCE 1400. ' ' OPEN THE YEAR nounn. HIGH GRADE SCHOOL, IN CHARGE OF EXPERT HCCOUNTHNTS END REPORTERS. RATES MODERATE. NEW ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE FREE. ADDRESS FRANK HUMPHREYS, PRESIDENT. Over the Commercial National Bank, Southeast Corner High and Long Streets. TELEPHONE 910. GERRARDs-EE I wonder if my conscience is as dark as my complexion? EARLY.- tt God moves in a 111yste1ious way' . 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Hobart Beatty, Pres, solves the problem as follows: tt Why, let,s see. Our 001- ors are old rose, pink and green, aren,t they? Why I have a shirt at home stripped With just these colors. We might put that 011 the tree. tSeeing some of the girls Within easy hear- ing distance his countenance immediately assumed the hues 1n question. t aw ' $ 5pecial Prices 1:0 5fudenfs. 31:94 yaw; a lWEl-lSi? JUL UMBUS UHIE Teeth Extracted without Pain at all hours of the day and night.