Ohio State University - Makio Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

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M WE; qufqgfewagtg, 63$ .le w 1r 1.1,..1 m, xm Board 6f Editers. PHI GAMMA DELTA : JOSEPH S. MYERS, 87. PHI KAPPA PSI: HALBERT E. PAYNE, 87. SIGMA CHI: ROBJT HAZLETT, '87. PHI DELTA THETA: ARCHIBALD C. REEVES, 87. BHI PIII: THEO. A. HUNTER, 87. BETA THETA Pl: HENRY J. WOODWORTH, 87. SPECIAL ARTIST: JOSEPH R. TAYLOR, 187. Wasia fizee, Jfgmph, 0:175 bring wiffz 9551' am? yoythful joliity, guips and gags aqa' waqiwz wiles, fciges Mat 514mg farwz merry 51725585,. Grinds ifzatx carry :35qu 50 mili Tc Me college mom witfg ways 50 wild, gpori' t5a$ wringled $726an deride; malfmg laygftter 72:21:21 hi5 sides. Qeclicatien. $85, by whose tender care and watchfulness tha fragile jokelets have been taken from theirhiding places among the mosses of the O.S.U., and matured into real live chest- nuts ; who have turned the penetrating, paralyzing rays of the MAGIC MIRROR on each unfortunate, and have seen his true reflection; who know the time, trouble and anxiety which made the NIAKIO of '86 a reality, this book is affecw tionately dedicated BY THE EDITORS. Oh, spirit of Makio, 535, Tell us, in truth, art thou dead or alive? Dead no doubt, for the world is so cold Thy weak, puny frame would soon wither and mould, Oh, why didst thou try, in a world full of strife, To palm thyself off as worthy of life? Thy build was too slim, thy contents too tame, To stand any show where intellects reign. l XVe watched for thy coming as an emblem of light, But, alas, it was more like a black ltatcr blight, Or gangrene, or fever, or cholera woes That poisons and scourgcs as onward it goes. Unlike these diseases, thou couldst not destroy, For thy mFluence, though bad, could do naught hut annoy. If, in thy seclusion, whereler it may be, In a far-away desert, or in the deep sea, If thou dost, in remorse and in anguish, cry out, Why the world makes no bones thy value to doubt, Sink deeper in woe, and remember ,tis this Which made a mad people on thy exile insist: Thou wast blind. of an eye, thou wast deaf of an ear, Thou hadst ring-bones and spavin, and heaves for a year, Curbs7 glanders, and spring halts, backbone like a rail, And myriads 0f ll chestnuts l' stuck close in thy mile Thy boiler was busted, thy sails torn to shreds, And the H Rats had gnawed holes from the helm t0 the head. Thy roof leaked, thy walls shook, and thy windows all clattered, While thy hl art room ll and its products were all sadly smattered, The picturesll gave proof they were made in the dark, H Or by journeymen sign-paintcrs out on a lal'k. Then such was thy fate, and such is our glee, That from blnck-covered Makios we forever are free, Unfortunate perhaps that ever thou came Yet contrast will give thy successors great fame. Petitemt e IKE a comet do we now come, shedding about us a. 1' lurid glare which renders visible everything before Ethe MIRROR. The images must necessarily be 7?? truthful, but some may surpass in vividness. We have endeavored, as far as possible, to cast our light upon new subjects, although occasionally we are compelled to behold some antiquated subject, notably our worthy Presi- dent. We were peculiarly fortunate in being the first to portray the characteristics of the new members of our Faculty. The subject is a difficult one and requires ability greater than that of our own feeble pen to do it justice. But we think that, without any infringement on modesty, we have succeeded remarkably well. To render a faithful account of the achievements of our mathematician, or of the manly beauty of the dude, whose high collars and blood- shot moustache are the envy of all ; and finally of him who has labored so unceasingly to elevate the morals of the college in the conduct. of its examinations, is beyond the scope as well as the power of this book. Our greatest difflculty has been to overcome the almost irremediable loss of reputation occasioned by our predeces- sor. No one doubts that it has hurt us, and many have been so audacious as to assert that it was the cause of the decline of the University. 50 our office is twofold, to dis- sipate these shadows and also to restore the MAKIO to its former glory. To relate the history of the college during the past year A't THE MAKIO. 9 would be simply to repeat the old, old story, of its con- tinued failure for the last three years. We have no expla- nation to offer. Something is radically wrong. TheiUni- versity opened originally under favorable auspiCes, and its growth was steady ahd rapid, but suddenly there was a change, and the decline has been equally rapid. This has been attributed to several causes. The Legislature has failed to provide properly for its best interests. Where thousands should have been appropriated a few mean hun- dreds were begrudgingly bestowed. Our lawmakers hesi- tate not to freely bestow the State's money upon subjects whose need is far less urgent. The attempt has been made all along to manage our institution in the same manner as the Penitentiary and the other State institutions. Politics must be entirely eliminated. Furthermore, there is a screw loose in the College itself. It is palpably unjust that two or three professors have not to exceed Eve hours of recitations a week, While others, and especially zizgtrzzdors, have any where from sixteen to twenty hours. It has been insinuated that the time of the election of Our present incumbent of the Presidency, was the begin- ning of its decline. We are not prepared to accept this statement, but it certainly will bear investigation. The solution of this vexed question seems to be beyond the reach of all, but it must be found, and speedily too, ' else What once bid fair to be an honor to the State Will cause only ridicule, and the title of uColumbus High School ,, will be well applied. Let the remedy be :found and applied z'Izsl'anter. , After much solicitation, the Faculty at last took action and. partially removed the odious demerit system. The petition prayed that it be completely removed from the 10 THE MAKIO. four college classes, but the Faculty, with their usual cone servatism, decreed that only Seniors and Juniors should be released, and furthermore, that only such Juniors as were perfectly regular should receive the advantage. This con- cession was better than nothing, and was hailed. with de- light by the students as a forerunner of deliverance from so unjust and puerile a method of compelling attendance at recitations. The Critic has been reissued and attempts to fill an aching void, and whether it has succeeded or not, we leave to its readers. . The Laiztrriz still struggles on in the same old way. Pretending, as it does, to devote itself to the interests of the students at large, it has received much due criticism for having narrowed itself to the interests of one class to such an extent as to misrepresent facts and create wrong im- pressions. In other lines, it has done some good work. We wish to extend particular thanks to Messrs. Morrey and Oviatt, historians, of the Freshman and Second Prepara- tory classes, for able class histories. Their promptness and thoroughness is most praiseworthy, and we commend them to other historians. They are honors to their classes and country. The business men of the city and elsewhere, who have favored us with their support, should receive the complete patronage of the students and other readers. We can rec- ommend them all as reliable houses, which have thus shown their desire for the welfare of the College and every- thing connected with it. Others Who have received a large share of College custom have persistently refused to adver- tise, thinking to receive as much without it. We ask you to show them their mistake by withdrawing your trade from them. .... . . g i. Yes, my companions, Faculty decrees are passed, And Fraternities shall forever last: In vain the forlorn barbarian threatens woe, In vain Sorority aims her secret blow; Still shall our name and growing power spread, And still om'justice crush the traitoer head. Coeval with man, Brotherhoods began ; And never shall fall, Till ruin shakes all. 1848. 1878. hi lamma I elm. CGimicmn gentemn 6113mm . ACTIVE MEMBERS. J. R. Low-tjm', Post Graduam. ,86 GEORGE S. CUNNINGHAM. G. ALBERT MASTMA: Wnus B. VIETS. 787. EEECHARLES B. WHILEY. SCOTT A. Wlalm. URIAH H. MYERS. FRANK A. RAY. .VVILLIAM H. HANNUM. JOSEPH S. Mvms. S88. WILLIAM G. BEATTY. EDGAR W. Mix, Y89. K'CHARLExA. WIKOFF. HENRY S. NEWTON. CHARLES E. GAINS. WILLIAM W. MEEK. H. AMBROSE KIEHL. E. GUY ENDERWOOD. Phi gamma 93am. ALUMNI. WALTER A. DUN, 78. FERDINAND HOWALD, 78. J. F. MCFADDEN, '78. A. B. McMACKIN, '79. W. F. NOBLE, 779. R. S. TOWNE, ,79. J. C. WARD, 80. H. D. GREGORY, 80. H. R. POOL, 781. C. M. LEWIS. 81. IRWIN LINSON, 82. F. W. SPERR, 83. C. E. IIIGBEE, ,83. J. J. DUN, 83. C. C. MlLLER, ,83. J, T, ANDERSON, ,84. C. V. MEAD, 84. J. B. WIKOFF, 84. J. R. LOVEJOY, 84. EDWARD ORTON, 111., 784. ELLIS LOVEJUY, 85. XV. R. MALONE, ,85. M. N. MIX, 85. W. J. ROOT, 785. RESIDENT MEMBERS. . 5. 5mm. . G. DIFKTNSON. . D. BROWN. F. MCFAIJDHN. N. BROWN. M. LEWIS. L, BLACK. . D. EVERETT. GEORGE KAUFFMAN. H. D. GREGORY. K, D. WOOD. C. E. HIGBEE. H. N. P. DOLE. LYMAN DANN. B. F. BRIDGE. nMOpBraz A. C. BUTLER. C. H. SCOFIELD. A. B. ADAMS. R. H. COTTON. I. H. VERCOE. C. C. KELso. F. W. HAWKES. J. B, XVIKOFF. EDWARD Boccs, J. R. LOVEJOY. W. J. ROOT. ELLIS Lumpy. C. W. MILLER. C. A. VVIKOFF. ED. UAXN. The next Annual Convention will be held at Springfield, Ohio, October 28, 29 and 30, 1886. Delegates, S. A. WEBB and W. H. HANNUM. :93.ij LA hi appa 51'. 9am Elmapter 61C 1 36. ESTABLISHED MAY 15, 1880. ACTIVE MEMBERS. CHAS. A. MARPLE, Assistant in Physics. R. BAKER, Post Graduate. '86. EDWARD J. CONVERSE. WM. W. Kmmk. J. P. MILLIGAN. '87., H. P, CONVERSE. LOUIS G. HAAS. H. C. IIL'LI. O. C. ZAUMSEII.. H. E. PAYNE. ,88. ARTHUR HAR'HVELL. C. B. SHEDD. ! 7 69. H. T. BANNON. HARRY MILLER, Y 90. HIV C. HARTMANi H. C. KEIFER. 7911i DfaLppa, 735i. ALUMNI OF OHIO DELTA. J. SCOTT HUMPHREV. B. Sc., ,79. SIDNEY H. SHORT. B. Sc., '80. W. K. CHERRYHOLMES, B. Sc., '81. OLIVER S. FASSIG, B. Sc., 782. E, M. VANHARLINGEN, B. Sc., 83. J. H. GALBRAITH, B, Ph., 583 C. F. MARVIN, M. E., 783. GEO. W. DUN, B. Sc., 84 E. L. T. SCHAUB, M. E, '85. ' ' C. A. MARFLE, B. SQ, ,85. W. L. PETERS, M. 11,85. RESIDENT MEMBERS. GOV. J. B. FORAKER, HON. JOHN BEATTY. HON. L. J. CRITCHFIELD, M. A. REV. A. N. CRAFT, M. A. REV. W. P. AYLSVVORTH, M. A. REV. E. F. WILLIAMS G. A. FRAMBES, M. A. GEO. W. MCCOARD, M. A. JOHN R. BUWDLE. B. A. P. C. RUBINSON. EUGENE LANE, B. A. CHAS. 5. CHERRINGTOX, B. A. WTTJJAVI GREEN, 13 A. E. L. T. SCHAUB, M. E. I W. CUNAWAY. HERMAN M. HUBBARD. J. L CHESTER, M. A. CHAS. E. FREEMAN. WILL B. CORNELL. FRED. SHEDD. GEORGE Y, ANDERSOV. FRED W. HUBBARD. J. H. GALRRMTH, B. Ph. HARRY SHEDD. K. A. FHCKRNGER. GEORGE SMART. J. M. TAVInR. C. A. MARPLE, B. Sc. VVUJJMI NEIL. C. B. COMSTOCK. L B. CHERRINGTOV. W. L. PETERS, M. E. ROLL OF CHAPTERS. Wash. and Jeff, C01. Allegheny College. Lewisburg Univcr. Pennsylvania C01. Dickinson College. Frank. and Manh. C01. Lafayette College. Unlv. of Pennsylvania. University of Virginia. Wash. and Lee Univ. HampdenSiduey C01. Iowa. State University. Ohio VVesIeyan Univ. Wittenberg College. W oostcr Univ. Ohio State University. De Pauw Univershy. Indiana State Univ. XVabash College. Columbian University. Northwestern Univ. University of Chicago. Kansas State Univ, Cornell University. University of Michfgan. Johns Hopkins Univ. Univer. of Wisconsin. Beloit College. Carleton College. Univ. of Mississippi. Syracuse Universmy. Hobart College. UniveHity of Paciflc. Simpson Centenary Col. Sub Ram Chapter. South Carolina College. - -;'.F++'.:r.1 lw. -' Hf. . J L E , , 1855. . 1882. COLORS-BLUE AND GOLD. dllpha gamma. Elmpier. CHAPTER LIST. 86. OTTO SCHROLL. HORACE P. SMITH. ,87. ROWT HAZLETT. '35AMOR W. SHARP, ARTHUR T. HEATH. GEO. F. WEIDNER. ! 88. HARRY M. GATES. IRA H, MILLER. ,89. J. F. BOWERS. HARRY R. HALL. SIGWALTER B. NORRIS. 3: :GEO- M- ANGIER- 90. C. CASPER OVIATT. 'EEFRED. B. HAMILTON. 18 THE MAKIO. RETIRED MEMBERS. G130, R. Tw1ss, B. SC. T. C. MORRIS. EDWARD DOWSETT, J, C. EASTMAN. H. K. TERRY. CHAS. A. DAVIS, J. E. HUSTON. E. T. LAUNDUN. E. J11 DSON CRAF 1'. J. C. MARQUARDT. FRANK MILLER. 0. M. HQGE, GEO, WM, BEAT 111. J. O. BALLA1111. A. W. WILLIAMS 11131111111111, M. D F. D. STIDHAM. .-i E. 111131110X. H. N. THQMPSON. 111115. A, CROWELL. G110. B. MoxyrENy. ED. C. GRANT, RESIDENT MEMBERS. HON. D. K. WATSON, Attorney at Law. HON. DEVVITT C. joNEs, Postmaster. HON. THUS. E. POWELL, Attorney at Law. HON. T1105. H. 1111;113:113, Attorney at Law. HON. O. S. BRUMBACK, GEO. K. GOULmNG, 0f Kauffman, Lattimer LV'CO. JAY j. JENNINGS, Citizens Savings Bank. DAVE E. JVIUONEY, Kilbourne, joncs 5k Co. CHAS. O. ADAMS, of C. 0. Adams 8; C01 W11 1.111117 B. CARPENTER, M. D. Member House of Representatives. HON. j. G. HUFFMAN, Member House of Representatives. COL. JAMES WATSON, Attorney at Law. COL. E. POWELL, Clerk Ohm State Penitentiary. JASON W. F1R115'1'0N11, Attorney at Law. WALTER B. PAGE, Auomey at Law. EDMUND 511111111, Attorney at Law. ROBERT. L. MCCABE, Attorney at Law. BEN. B. WOODBURY, Attorney at Law. MnRR1s B00111, With Eldndge 8.: Higgins. JAMES C. GODMAx, Leather and shoe Findings. GEO. B. MONYPENV. V. C.MERRIT1, Draftsman, C H. V. tkT. R. R UHice. HARRY C. ELIIOFF, with Eldridge 8: Higgins. A. W. WILLIAMS, with Gill Mrf'g Co, H. K. TERRY, P313. N St. L. R'y Oche. GEO. W M, BEATTY, with Central Ohio Paper Co. CHAS, A. DAVIS, Local btaff, Ohio State Journal. C. S. FAY, Real Estate Agent. E. J. CRAFT, Wlth Columbus Buggy Co. 11. N. THOMPSON, Local Staff of '1 Timesf' LINUS KAUFFMAN, of Kauffmau, Lattimer 8: Co. ACTIVE CHAPTER ROLL. FIRST PR01'1NCENThela, Pennsylvania College; Kappa, UniverKity a1 Lewisburg: 0micron,Dicki11son Coll:ge' Phi, Lafayette Callege: P111 Phi, University of P3,; Alpha Dyelta Stevens Institute of lech.; Alpha Theta, Masm 111st. ofT.ech SECOND PR011NCE-Zeta, Wash. and Lee Univ.- , 1:111, Roanoke College; Psi, Univ. of Van ., Gamma- Gamma, Randolph Macon College; Sigma Sigma, Hampden- Sidney College: Alpha Mu, Virginia M1l1lary Institute THIRD P1101 INLE-Mpha, Ohio Wes. Univ; Reta Wooster Univ.; Eta, Univ. of Kiss. ., Mu, Denmson Univ.' , cha- Zita, Centre Collage; Zeta- Psi. Univ.ofCi11; Alpha- Gamma, Ohm Siate U111ve1's11y;A 1-pha N11 University of Iexas; Alpha Omicron, Tulane Unwersity. FOURTH PRUVINCE-Lambda,1nd. State Univ; Xi, De Pauw Univ; Rho, Butler Univ; Chi, Hanover College; Deila-Deha, Purdue Univ.; Delta Chi, Wabash Col. FIFTH PR01'111'CEN0mega, Northwestern Univ Theta Theta, Univ, of Mich; Kappa Kappa, Ills State Univ.; Alpha Zeta, Beloit College; Alpha Iota, llls.Western Lmv: Alpha Kappa, H1llsdale Collega;Alph:Ll,:1mbda.Un1v of iVis. SIXTH PummchAlpha Epsilon, Umv. of Nebm'aka; Alpha Era, Univ. of Iowa; Alpha-Xi,UniVers1ty of Kansas. ALUMNI CHAPTER ROLL. ETA-Lafayene. IOTA-lndianapohs. THETA-Cincinnmi. OMEGAiChiCagO. Wmi I elm ihefca. Gillie zeta. Ghaptar. ESTABLISHED OCTOBER 6: 1883. ACTIVE MEMBERS HOHN E. RANDALL, Assistant in Physics. 87. V. j. EMERY. W, F. HUNT. WILL MCPHERSON. A. C. REEVES. 88. FRED 5., BALL. L. H. BRUNDAGE. FRED W. BROWN. 79ROBT, ECKHARDT. '89. MARK FuANrIx PREPARATORY. 'H-I. P. C012. H. C. JOHNSTON. H. H. XVARD. Phi 9am Them. FOUNDED AT MIAMI UNIVERSITY, OXFORD, OHIOY IN1848. COLORS-HI.UE AND WHITE. RETIRED MEMBERS. C. P. BONNER. H. D. CRETCIIER. E. G. STONE. J. C. MUNGER. C. D. THOMAS. H. A. KAHLER. C. A. WINTER. CHAS. HATFIELD. W, N. SCARFF. E. T. MCCONNELL. RESIDENT MEMBERS. C. J. GILMORE, Lawyer. CYRUS HULING, Prosecuting Attorney. S. J FLICKINGER, Editor Ohio State Journal. FRANK SLADE, Wx'm Slade at Kelton. FRANK BROWN, With Malta Plow Works. JAS. L. CONVERSE, Real Estate Agent. ROLL OF ACTIVE CHAPTERS. South Carolina University 0! Georgia. Emory, Georgia. Mercer Univ., Georgia. Univ. of the 50.. Tenn, Colby University. Dartmouth, N. H. University of Vt. Union, N. Y. Col. of the City N.Y. Central University, Ky. Knox. Illinois. 1115. Wesleyan Univ. Lombard Univ., Ill. Univ. of Wisconsin. Columbia, N. Y, Lafayette. Pennsylvania. Wash. 8c Jeri, Pa. Allegheny, Pa. Dickinson, Pa. Univ. of Pa. Roanoke, Va. Univ. of Virginia. Miami Universny. Richmond, Va. Cornell. Univ. of N. C. Univ. of Cal. Ohio Wesleyan Univ. Ohio University. Univ. of W'ooster, O. Buchtel. Ohio, Ohio Stale Univ. Centre, Kentucky. Indiana University. Wabash, Indiana. Butler Univ., Ind. Franklin, Indiana. Hanover, In d. De Pauw U11iv.,Ind. State Col. of Mich. Hillsdale, Mich. University of Missouri. XNestminster, Mo. Univ. of Kansas. Univ, of Alabama. Ala. State College. Universuy of Miss. Univ. of Texas. Vanderbilt Univ. Tenn. Univ. of Nebraska. Iowa Wesleyan Univ. Iowa State Universny. Univ. of Minnesota. Williams, Mass. SouEhwestern Univffex. The next Biennial National Convention will be held at Cincinnati, October 18723, 1886. rW' ,r h $M. . THE STIWBR U70! LITILCP. CINCINNIVLV. Esta ghapiex. ESTABLISHED NOVEMBER 9, 1883. ACTIVE MEMBERS. A. L. MCRAE, Director of Signal Service Observatory. ,86 W. A. CONNELL. F. E. HILL. MD F. SNYDER. 87 W. F. CHARTERS. T. A. IIL'NTER 38. JOHN J. FITZPATRICK. FRED. J. CELLARIUS. GEORGE A. SMITH. +3103. H. DYER. ,89 H. L. KIRKER. ik-W. S.WR1GIIT. 5551;. W. SAVAGE. IRREGULAR. ?Ion F. VVELCH. iEFRANK H. PACKARD. PREPARATORYH CHAS. G. SMITH. W. T. HURST. 'X'ALLEN PATTON. aEHARRY H. MARSH. ??A. LEE TIIURMAN. 611i Phi. GRADUATE MEMBERS. E. E. SPARKS, 84. W. P. BENTLEYJ85. RESIDENT MEMBERS. ARTHUR E. EVANS, M. D. XVM. C. VVHITMER. EDWARD G. ROBERTS. Jus. R. LANE. CHAS. B. COWAN. . I'IOMER WHITE. T1105. GRISWOLD. HARRY BINGIIAM. ACTIVE CHAPTERS. ALPHA University of Virginia, BETA Harvard College. GAMMA Emory College. DELTA-Rutger's College. EPSILONvHampden Sidney College, ZETA F1 ank1in and Marshall College. ETA-University of Georgia. THETA Tmy Polytechnic Institute. IOTA-Ohio State University. KAPPA B1'own University. LAMBDA-University of California. M U-Steven7s Institute. OMICRON-Yale College. P1 Vanderbi1t University. RHQ-Lafayette College. SIGMAaWofford College. PHI Amherst College. CHI-Ohio Wesleyan University. PSI Lehigh University. OMEGA-Dickinson College. ALUMNI CHAPTERS. ALEPH-Baltimnre. BETH-New York City. VAnghshington, D. C. The next annual convention will be held ifl Louisville, Kentucky, November 17th, 1886. ' 1339. 1885. Eltaptev. COLLARS: PINK AND BLUE ACTIVE MEMBERS. 86. WA LLACE C. SABINE. ,87. WILEY G. HYDE. WILBUR H. SIEBERT. HEN RY J. WoonwoRTH. 88. G. GLENN ATKINS. I'IERL'ERT T. STEPHENS. y89. FRANK M. RAYMUND. JULIUS FLO'IO. 3 90. CHARLES E. SKINNER. Eda. CIheJca. Pi. ALUMNI. CLAYTON W. DELAMATRE, B. A., LL. 3., CHARLES V, PLEUKHARF, M. E. RETIRED MEMBERS. DENVER J. MACKM. ELMER E. PAINE. WILLIAM R. POMERENE, ED. C. BENEDICT. CHARLES H. HIRST. RESIDENT MEMBERS. 0. C. Hoonau, A. B. HON. HA j. Bnu-rH, A. M. . HON. II. C. NOBLE, A. M. JOHN J. LEXTZ, A. B. GEN. R. C. HOFFvaN. M. D. PHILLIPS. JUDGE T. J. DUNCAN, A, M. CHARLES PARROT, LL. B. REV. S. D. HL'TSINI'ILLAR, A. M. E. B. JEWETT. REV. ISAAC CROOK, D. D. M. L. MILLIGAN, A. B. REV. E. SCHMID, A. M. J. R. IIISSEM. DR. E. B. FULLERTON, A. M., M. D. JUHN D. LASLEY. DR. A. M, COTTON, M. D. H. C. WILL. J. CAL HANNA, A. B. CHARLES DUE. T. J. KEA'J'ING, A, B. CHAS. V. PLEUKHARP, M. E. J. M. G'OIJMAN. HUN. J. C. ENTREKLN, A. M. Am Harvard Umversity, Brown University. Boston University. Maine State College. Amherst College. Umon College, N. Y. Stevens Inst. of Tech. Columbia College. Rutgers College. Cornell University. St. Lawrence Umv. Madison University. Wash. and Jeff. Colleg'e. Univ of Pennsylvania. Dickinson College. Hampden Sidney C01. CHAPTER ROLL. Johns Hopkins Univ. Randolph-Macon Col. University of Virginia. Bethany College,Va. Richmond CollegeYVa. Centre College, Ky. Cumberland Universxty. Univ. of Mississippi. Vanderbilt Universny, VVeslem Reserve Univ, Ohio Wesleyan Univ. Wittenbcrg College. Denison University. Ohio University. Kenyon College Ohio State University Univ. of Wooster. IJePauw University. Hanover College. University of Michigan. Indiana University. Wabash College. Northwestern University. Beloit College. Iowa State University, Iowa Wesleyan University University of Wisconsin. , Umvcrsity of California. Westminster College. University of Kansas. University of Texas. ALUMNI CHAPTERS. BOSTON. CINCINNATL LOUISVILLE. PROVIDENCE. CLEVELAND, CHICAGO. NEW YORK. WHEELING. INDIANAPOLIS. BALTIMORE. RICHMOND. SAN FRANCISCO. KANSAS CITY. DENVER. 47th Annual Convention at Cincinnati, August 25, 26, 27, I886. DELEGATES: W. G. Hyde, W. H. Siebert, Julius Floto. agnmcents GREWELCV DELTA TAU DELTA. C. H. ALDRICH, 88.-Hi1lsda1e College. rF. J. TAYLOR, 88.-B11c11tel College, C. C. CHERRYHOLMES, 788.-Betha.ny College. KAPPA SIGMA KAPPA. 59G. H. SPUONER, Ag. and Mech. College of Va ??thft College. 26 THE MAKIO. PREXYs-U His style in youth or age is still the same, Forever feeble and forever tame. PROF. DERBY. Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to Old age. PROF. CQMSTOCK. Beard was never the true standard of brains. PROF. LAZENBY.-v Pd be a butteriiy, living a rover, Dying when fair things are fading away. PROF. DISINvLERFi, H He cherished his friend, and he relished a bumper, Year one fault he had and that Was a. thumper ? , LIEUT. BLGCKSQM.- Strip but his visor off, and sure I am, mell End his lionship a. very lamb. PROF. KNIGHT.- A figurev-but no shape, A Visor but no Knightf MISS WILLIAMs,-i T'is woman elevates all mankind, By her we were Hrst taught French and German arts. PROF. VVELSHr- l Deep versed in banks, But shallow in himself. D. UBRXNE, M.E., M.Se., M.D., YZ'JPIL-n You may give him as many degreas .15 you will, But the scent of the Irish will cling to him still. PROF. TUTTLE.- Stretched on the rack of a too easy chair, And heard thy everlasting yawn confess The pains and penalties of idleness. PROF. BROWN. Nature and nature's 12w lay hid at night; God said: Let Newton bef and all was light. Pam: SMITH.- Satirek my weapon, but Pm too discreet, To run amuck, and tilt at all I meet. PROF. LORD.- Thy locks uncombed like a mugh wood appear. PROF. NORTON. WI1y should every creature drink but I ? Men of metals tell me why. PROF. I.0RD.- 4 A model he was of grare and manly virtue. Neat, elegant and comly? LE6IJL x 777 FUAZD. 7 x .. a: ,ayw-a: . w 1M ' .T ,r; ., L 7, . r.- fgugwfalj '- 4 I.Q ,. 4 . V 7v. 'H 4 v A L J L ,1 , '; b Mfcuum? .9! '1- ' x ., 7U w row L AMVWL' w. x . R, 7. 5,44 ,I, r :1 X 1 , , - --w v N4, , Z 5f , , K. .000 $ 'me I ,Q ?-l.wf ,4 ,a'ipgnziw? -9 . V. , JV'CJWIAJJJW L ' :.'. f : x u m. Bcaxcl of CImchees. HON. H. J. BOOTH. HON. THOMAS J. CochLL. HON. THOMAS J. GODFREY. HON. HENRY PERKINS. P. H. CLARK. L. B. WIxG. S. H. ELLIs. OFFICERS. HON. THOMAS J'. GODFREY. . . President. S. H, ELLIS, . . . . . . Vite me'dmf. ALEXIS COPE, , . . . . . Serrztmjn FRED. W. PRESTISS, . . . Trcasun'r. facultg. VVILLIAM H. SCOTT, LL. D., President, and Professor of Philosaphy. EDWARD 011mm, PH. 13., LL. 13., Professor of Geolngry. Smxm A. NUKTUN. PH. D., LL. Dq Professur of General and Applied Chemistry, NORTON S. TOWNSEND. M. 0., Profesgor of Agriculture and Veterinary Science. ALBERT H. TUTTLE, M. 80., Professur nf Zoology and Comparative Anatomy. STILLMAN W. Kunmsum C. 13., Professor of Mechanical Engineering. SAMUEL C. DERBY, M. A, Professor of Latin and Librarian. JOSIAH R. SMII'H, A. M., Professor of Greek and Secretary nf FacuIty. NATHANIEL W Loan, E. M., Professor of Mining and Metallurgy. 30 THE MAKIO. WILLIAM R. LAZENBY, B. AG., Professor of Horticulture and Botany HENRY A. VVEBER, PH. D., Professor of Agricultural Chemistry. BENJAMIN F. THOMAS, J'H. D,, Professor of PhySICs. GEORGE C. COMSTOCK, PH. 13., LL. 13., Professor of Mathematlcs and Astronomy. GEORGE W. KNIGHT, M. A, PH. D., Professor oi History and English Language and Literature. II. J. DETMERS, V. 5., Professor of Veterinary Surgery. AUGUSTUS P. BLOCKSOM, IV: First Lieutenant, Sixth Cavalry, 1:. S. A., Professor of Military Science and Tactics and Assistant Professor of Mathematics C. NEWTON BROWN, Assistant Professor of Civil Engineering. ALICE K. VVILLIAMS, Instructor in French and German. ASSISTANTS. GEORGE W. MCCOAKU, M. A., Assistant in Mulhemalics and Latin. DAVID OBRINE, M. FL, M. SC, M. U, D. PH., Assistant in Chemistry. EDGAR H. MARK, Assistant in Physics. THE MARIO. CHARLES A, MARPLE, B. 30, Assistant in Physiuzs. JOSEPH N. BRADFORD, M. E., Assistant in Drawing and Mechanical Engineering. ALFRED H. WELSH, M. A., Assistant in Histmy and English. HURACE P. SMITH, Assistant in Zoolugy and Comparative Anatomy. W. S. Dwon, Assistant in Botany. W. B. VIETS, Assistant in Mining and Metallurgy. GEO. B, KAUFFMAN, B. S., Leclurtr in Pharmacy. Mas. KATHETHNE Wmmxbom, Instructor in Elucution. JAMES KELLY, BAG., Assistant Professor af Lawnology. C. A. ROTH, G. F., T Assistant to Professor KELLY. 4: By mistake, the name of Carp. SETH H MES, Asxistsnt in Military Science and Tacucs, was omitted. M T Grotto Fiend. fa mun LIGVKKSYILL QRNM, 11-1' s x$gricultuml Experi manic .gtati on. W, R. LAZENBY, Director. IIENRY A. WEBER, Chemist. WILLIAM S. DEVOL. Botanist. W. J. GREEN. Superintendent of Horticultural Experiments. WILLIAM B. ALWOOD. Supermlendent of Field Experiments. GIG the Pubtic. EDITORS OF THE MAKIo:-- GENTLEMENaSomc weeks since, having been conducted by chance to peruse the columns of a certain city journal for the purpose of my own editication, my organs of vision casually remarked an item promulgated therein, which pos- sessed a strict personal allegation which I desire to refute. The article proceeded to state that 1, Prof. Comstock 0f the O. S. U., while perambulating the thoroughfare of North High street upon my locomotive apparatus, termed a bi- cycle, came into conjunction with a fragment of the earthis cruist which had been, by a process of time, detached from its original rexting place. The unexpected meeting was Of sufficient violence to precipitate me from my sedentary condition to a state of recumbency. As a sequence of a previously related catastrophe, the anterior portion of my 1 cranium came into forcible contact with the roadbed, dis- placing several square inches of cutaneous integument and also the shoulder portion of my upper garment. It was further intimated that a vehicle was needed to transfer me to my place of residence and that several days must elapse before I could regain my preexisting activity. Such is the tale of which I was the victim. As there is not the least semblance of truth in the whole narrative, I can most veraciously affirm that it is a base hction emana- ting from the prolihc imagination of some reportorial scav- enger whose reverence for truth is limited or whose mali- cious designs itare such as to warrant his ostracism from society. As an affidavit of my appreciation of this privilege, I hereby pledge myself to puxchase one t0 copy of y0u1 book and will pass czmz lmzdr such of you who happen to be so favmed as to be 111 my Classes. I have the honor of signing myself, GEO. C. COMSTOCK. Ph. 3, L. L. 13., Professor of Mathematics and Astronomy at O. S. U. Lu The Rush. The hours of night were passing fast, As dawn the campus path there passed A crowd who bore, imid grass and dew, A banner with a motto new, i88. Our lips were set; our eyes beneath Gleamed like a glow-worm on the heath. And from our brassy throats there came The watchword Of that unknown name, ,88. In Junior rooms, we knew the light Of student lamps shone warm and bright; Above the gloomy tower appeared, And from our lips the cry was heard, ,88. tt Vex not that class! the weak ones said; Their wrath ,5 like the tempest overhead, ND refuge safe will us keep and hide? But quick brave 7Eighty-eight replied, OH, CHESTNUTS ! tt Fear not, each maiden said, tt 1,11 rest Some broken head upon my breast. A smile came in each weak blue eye, And each one answered with a sigh, ttYUM! YUM! YOU BET! tt Beware the Juniors' fearful club! Beware the battlehs hub-a-dub 1 Such was our championts parting call, The answer wild rang through the hall, , RAH! 188! Long after dayvbreak from our beds We weary Sophs uplift our heads, Forget the usual morning prayer, Forget to wash and brush our hair. 7RAH ! 788 ! Our tt championf' like a faithful bull, Fought till his eyes with blood were full, Still grasping in his strength so bold, That banner with the motto 01d, '87. Over the campus, on that day, Breathless and miserable they lay, For to their sgrrow, far and near, The cry arose, awful to hear: 'RAH ! i238 ! 31661163 661mm CC mm: the Qumps. SABINE.hIf we should fail. E. J. CONVERSE.-We fall! SABINE.-But screw your courage up to the ll ponying point and we'll not fail ! ALDRICH.--Throw physics to the dogs, Illl none of it. HAYES.-Three parts cheek, Four parts monkey, Five parts brass, And twenty donkey. CRAIG.hMild o'ffspring 0f infirm humanity. Meek infauthAmong all forlornest things, the most forlorn. MISS SCOTT.-Her very frowns are fairer far, Than smiles of other maidens arE. RIGGS.-Thou foster child bf silence and slow time. PRINFXS parting words to Miss Schillingh Sweetheart, good bye! one last embraue; O, cruel fate, two souls to sever, Yet in this heartls most sacred place, Thou, thou alone shalt dwell forever. CRITIC EDRhA man must serve his time to evlry trade Save censure-critics all are reacly-madc. J. R. TAYLOR.-A Bard may sing too often and too longflz' SOPH.-VVhy have I blabbed? Who shall be true to us, When we are so insecret to ourselves. HORTON.-Growing bigger by getting thinner. MESS-HOUSE.-Sweep on, you fat, greasy Citizenl CHARTERs.--Nose, nose, nose, nose, And who gave thee that jolly red nose? STEPHENS.hCome into the garden, Maud. EISENLOHR.-Oh a curious thing is love, That cometh from above, And lights like a clove On some. But Some it never hits, Without it gives them fits, And scatters all their Wits, Oh ! hum ! $We wanted to put this on W'oodworlh, buL he was on the Boardy so we could'nt. ww- JESSE R. LOVEJOY, B. Sc., ANNIE WARE SABINE, B. A., . CHARLES F. SCOTT, B. A., . MARY O. SCOTT, B. A., GEORGE D. SHEPARDSON, B. A., GEORGE H. SPOONER, O. S. L'. 0. S. U. 0. S. U. - 0.5. U. Denison University. A. and M. College of Va. 6mm Lass. OFFICERS. ,. E. HILL, . . . . . . . . President. . C. SABINE, . . . . . . . Vice President. F. W W.S. DEVOL, . . . . . . . . Secretary. H . P. SMITH, . - . - - . - Treasurer. M153 CLARA FISHER, . . . . . . Historian. G. S. CUNNINGHAM, . . . . - - Sergeant-at-Arms. ' glass 951g. Orator, . . . . . . . . J. P. MILLIGAN. Historian, . . . . . . . . Mrss CLARA FISHER, Prophet, . . - . . . . W. C. SABINE. Poet, - - ' iiVV. S. Dcvol was elected Poet on conlition that he have a sample poem published, but bcing unable to get it- published in the Lantern, he was rejected, Senietjgsterg. Good-bye, dear college, you are passing away, With your pleasant hours and memories gay. We hope to be better for our sojourn With you, Tho, naturels against us, ltis true, ,tis true. l:Now this is the only poetry any of us ever wrote, but as the solemn occasion of 865 last adieu to the Makio seemed to demand it, we could not resist expressing our sentiments in rhyme. After Cunny wroteit, Jones wanted it for an oration, but we knewjt would be too long for him, he would break down. so we kept it for the MakioJ Seniors, indeed! Yes, we have at last reached that pin- nacle toward which we have been so long struggling, and yet we do not realize it. For four long years we have looked ahead to the time as a glorious culmination of col lege life. We have been a standard for all classes in moral and intellectual behavior, have denied ourselves all the pleasant pastimes of youth, all for the reward it would bring us in our Senior year. Who blames us for being disappointed? Look at the receptions, parties, excursions, haying expeditions, beer and baths we have denied our- selves. and yet the Faculty refuse to bend the knee and continue to rule and domineer over us the same as though we were 50 many Preps. Yet among ourselves we hnd much satisfaction and consolation. First, we have the best girls in college. This is enough of itself to make other classes envious. Then, therels our good boys, Converse and Sabine, who have more merits than Tarbox hes Hunks. The latter has never missed a recitation either, though he was five minutes late to Greek the day of the earthquake. He had not calculated on the time required to climb the waves of vibration, and though the excuse was accepted 40 THE MAKIO. many blamed him because the earthquake had been surely predicted. Then we have orators, politicians, mechanics, engineers and ten moustaches. But, above all, look at our HPosy manf' Isn't it a dandy? Blooms every day, winter or summer, fresh and fair, just the same. We are going to leave it in the Botan- ical Museum after graduation, if some fair damsel doesn't pluck it. Then there is our Negative man, Vandervort. Why the negative pole of a battery don't begin to compare with him. He's a regular magnetic south pole. We apply our Negative man to all schemes to see if it makes a come plete current. If the negative is strong and determined, we know the scheme is a good one. We need not recall the glories of our Class. Every one remembers them because of their importance and because there were only two of them. The Literary Contest with '83 and the Prize Drill scheme are great features in the his- tory of the O. S. U., and on these alone we have thrived. To be sure, we have had no interest in foot-ball, tennis, baseball. or had any class rush, banquets, receptions, or anything; but our mind does not dwell on such trivial - things-other classes may need themebut we rest con- tented With the notoriety gained from having passed suc- cessfully through college, and we have heard many say that it is indeed wonderful that we got through at all. But now the end has come and we must say a last fare- well to the Makio and its readers. We leave with a strong regret, and we hold in our hearts 21 deep sympathy for the O. S. U. Farewell, Faculty, you worked us hard, but as you thought it your duty, we forgive you. Farewell, stu- dents, emulate our example and you may some day be great. Farewell, Makio! may you be as great as are our wishes for your success. HISTORIAN. glass 6? j87. k 2. COLORS-Pz'nl: and Olive Gwyn. MOTTn- lt's a mid day 2012372 10E get 11ft. H. E. PAYNE, 0. C. ZAUMSEIL, DAISY SCOTT, W. O. SCHEIBELL, U. H. MYERS, W. F. CHARTERS, OFFICERS. President. Vice President. Secretary. Treasurer. Historian. Sergeant-at-Arms. Blistswg 61C l8? T is with fear and trembling that I attempt to record for the third time the noble achievements of 87. When we were freshmen our history, although brief, was of an extraordinary character. When the Faculty saw fit to make us Sophomores our vanity became extreme and we spoke of ourselves only with the most profound respect. But now we are Juniors and have carved out for ourselves a history that shall live as long as time itself. Almost the first thing we did to distinguish ourselves after becoming Juniors was to get the Freshmen to draw up a petition asking the Faculty to remove the Demerit system so far as it related to the college classes. They made a good catspaw and worked hard on the petition so diligently in fact that the Faculty excused Juniors and Se- niors; but we did not smile 50 audibly when we found that it applied only to those that were perfectly regular. The Freshmen though were the vtiredest fellows you ever saw except the Sophs. Then, some of our bright lights, notably Charters, Siebert and Corns, thought that they would anticipate the Seniors in wearing plugs, and actually made a motion to that effect, but of course some of us wiser fellows sat down on them, desiring to give the Se- niors a little show and knowing that probably it would be their last chance. About this same time. too, we endorsed . the election of John Sherman t0 the U. S. Senate, although Pen Converse and Scheibell did not want us to. Judge VVhiley, Charters, and others, even went so .far as to want to banquet the Seniors, but our more conservative members said that the Seniors had never done us a favor and that the Sophomore class had spent all their money in buying those presents for Davy and so could not banquet us next year. When the Rainbow So- THE MAKIO. 43 rority made its appearance, it was our class that bought all that ribbon and peddled it out realizing quite a little sum which was added to our plug hat fund. We did think some of starting up the Critic again, but the 'HLantern begged us not to in such imploring terms that we said we wouldnit if they would only be real sweet to us in the Lantern. But in the Spring term Stephens became unbearable and the it Critic was reis- sued with Juniors at the helm. But enough as to our suc- cesses andebut we had no failures. We are the largest class in collegeinumerically, physically and mentally. Some of us got in love and left. Band, Eisenlohr and found we were to have two graduates from that noble insti- tution oflearning, Antioch. Baker and Jones are certainly men not to be despisedetdid you see Jones' whiskers ?l I almost forgot to say that Charlie Chandler left us for the classic halls of Delaware where he now astonishes all with his erudition. Emery has become Prexy's first assistant and now always gets merits but no demerits. Scott Webb is our politician. Hyde and Joe Taylor are Prexyls pride in Psychology. Pen Converse, Will McPherson, Frank Ray and I are Sid's mixers and analyzers and trifle with Dr. O'Brineis affections. ME and Frank are also spirits of the Lord. We were all in Geology and passed, too. Evarexy told us we were the best class he had ever had. Those envious Seniors tried to make us believe he told that to every class, but it wouldn't go down. We even sang a song just before examination, but we took good care not to let him hear Joe Taylor sing because if he had he would certainly have hunked us all; and then we had lots of fun when we went out to his house, only the fellows that got the girls and trilobites had more fun than those who got neither. One observant young man even found the box of trilobites but was too honest to take one tbecause the Doctor had counted , but his love was forgotten when we 44 THE MAKlO. them; I almost forgot to say that some of us got even with JOHN E. RANDALL, ESQ., by not passing the exami- nation in Soph. Physics. A terrible revenge! I have reserved until the last the most glorious event Of our history. The Sophs., greedy for fame, but being un- able to originate anything new, got off that old chestnut of putting their flag and an effigy upon the tower. However, it did not take us long to get both. and When the Sophs. tried to recapture their red rag we laid them out most beautifully and scientifically, notwithstanding their allega- tions to the contrary. The Sophs. might have struck their gait if they had tackled the Freshmen or Preps., but their monumental impudence in making ,87 the object of their attack is more ridiculous than serious. Experience is the best teacher, albeit a dear one, and the Sophs.' bump Of wisdom is materially enlarged. That aggregation of indi- viduals Who expect to graduate in ,88 will think several times before they run against '87 again. We now will retire, Well knowing that the brightness of our image will so completely dim that of the Sophomore class that it will be blurred beyond recognition. We are still the harmonious and victorious ,87 of old and can suffer no loss of prestige. By another year I shall be able to record the closing deeds of our college life which shall be no less splendid than those that have already been inscribed in letters of gold upon the tables of history, to be handed down to succeeding generations. HISTORIAN. Glass of $8. MOTToHHblz'm's of a Ikallztr gatkw' ZIIaNliadcx. OFFICERS. HARRY A. HEDGES, . . . . . . President. C. H. ALDRICH, . , . . . . . Vlce President. EMMA SCOTT, . . . . . . . . Secretary. F. S. BALL, . . . . . . . Treasurer. H. T. STEPHENS, . . A . . Historian. J. A. VVILGUS, . . . . . . . Sergeant-at-Arms. Nistetg at $8. E are probably the only original class in college; so much so that the success of our schemes has not been able to cope with their originality. This shows that we are a Class of brains and not a mere mob blindly following a leader or the footsteps of another Class. , Our Class is the envy of the college as is proved by the an- tagonism we have received. The Freshmen had the audac- ity to challenge us to a game of football, which, owing to the heat tand the fact that Jumbo would not be herey we declined. Then they had to imitate our example and put up a Hag. just like children always do, but, unfortunately, it stayed longer than ours. However, this is nothing;r com- pared with the rudeness of the Juniors. When we origi- nated the necktie scheme they refused to notice us, and this year their audacity was unboundedw They stole the flag and dummy which we had put on the tower, tanother of our Horiginals U, and, when we went to get it, tore it into shreds. But we will explain this later for they would not have done it if it hadn't been for seventeen things. Again, our class has some of the most distinguished men in college. To be sure their fame comes from peculiar sources butsno matter. First. there is Seth Hayes, one of the smartest young men in college,-every one smiles when they see him. He has made his greatest mark in the military department, Where he was so popular that about half the battalion re- fused to drill unless Blocksom would let him drill them. How is that for popularity P Besides, the Freshmen wanted him in their class so bad that they bribed the Faculty to put his name in the catalogue as such, but I tell you he is still loyal to us. Did you see him hght the day of the rush? And so modest that he would not wear the Colors of victory which he had fought so hard to gain-but of this later. Then there is Moses Craig, who, on account of his strik- ing likeness to Mrs. Langtry, is commonly known as it Jersey Lily.U When very young he was left in the gar- den to play with the sunflowers. The dirt being very rich penetrated his shoes and before the physician could be called he had sprouted, blossomed and gone to seed, and the chickens were picking the seed out of his calyx. Hardy Chestnut Aldrich, our Vice President, is our quiet THE .VIAKIO. 47 man. He is a man of unbounded talent. but he talks so little that, with the exception of his intimate friends, few know it. However, the evenness of his temper, the mild expression of his ideas, the charity for his adversaries, tespecially the Juniorsy and his unbounded knowledge of baseball are welliknown characteristics. . The McLaughlin twins, James and Johnebut here words fail to express my thoughts. John is the smart one. Some may think they are both James, but it is a mistake. With all their greatness they have a few faults, but H Fig best sometimes your censure to restrain And charitably let the dull be vainli James was the one who saved the honor of the clsss at the risk OF. his own, and tore down the flag of 189. His name . will be immortali Again, we seem favored beyond endurance for we have a Hebrew 0f the tribe of Gallites 0f the family Lazcnbitc, surnamcd Shecny. But he is so well known that we need only mention his name and everyone realizes the honor he is to the class. ' Oh, yes! I nearly forgot to tell about the rush. I will just give the factsathey are all that are necessary to dem onstrate what a victory we had. The Lam'rmz wrote it up in great shape for the juniors, but we all know why. Firstly. we put up a flag and dummy on the college tower. We told the janitor to go real early and take it down so as not to make Prexy any trouble like the Fresh- ies did. The Juniors were real kind at first and helped the janitor take it down. but some of the mean ones kept it and at noon they marched out dragging it in the dust. We sailed into them, but they tore it all to piecesabut we did not care much; it only cost $175, ribbon and all. We had some satisfaction for we got a big piece of their nice flag which they foolishly brought out. They might have known we would get it. That night we celebrated this sig- nal victory in fine styleeStephens, Aldrich and Hedges fired off the cannon, burnt their effigy and N hollered like fury. It made the Juniors feel so cheap to think how brave we were to be out after dark and burn their efligy when they did not know it. We have one telltale who gives the minutes away-but she doesnt mean any harm HlSTORIAN. glass 6? 989. MOTTO-H 77mm 7m; gut lcff, go! nptlziazgl, VV'ATCHWORDiH Cally THEO. C. AYRES, EDWIN L. CROSS, . M155 ALBERTA D. GARBER, ,, JOHN A. BOWXOCKER, JESSE L. JONES, . WM. F. MORREV, OFFICERS. President. - Vice President. Secretary. . Treasurer. Serge aut-at-Arm s. -' Historian. 7 Q. Blisterg of 5X S a tramp lazily loitering along some seemingly endless railroad, amusing himself by counting the ties as they pass beneath his aching feet, or the mile posts as they slowly come into view, listening with pleasure to the tinkling of a distant cow bell, or the bleate ing of scared sheep hear at hand; now, stopping to pull a turnip in a neighboring field, or examine an ear of com, or any other vegetable that happens to catch his eyes ; mus- ingly seating himself on the upper end of a halfdecayed stump, he reflects upon his situation and the thought goes through his brain tby the fast routel that he must' renew his tie-Counting or sleep beneath a tree or on the shady side ofa hay-stack. As the Romanticity and Grandeurness of his position appeared to the tramp, so appeared to us the request to prepare the history 0f 89 for the HMAKIO. When we remember the failures of our class and the lack of written records marked HAchievements of ,SQeO. S. U,Jl in desperation, We grab our big goose quill, And then Sadly stick it in our ttbill. We love thee, O pen, too sincerely to wreck thy Chol- eric constitution, and so for thy sweet sake we are fain to renounce our pet project of spreading out and expanding our history at length for the instruction and warning of future classes. Having thus cleared our historic throat, so to speak, we will begin the ttchronicle of '89,H with its organization. In the first place, 89 organized because our predecessors had organized ; also for the purpose of giving the Faculty and Trustees that advice which they so evidently needed. But our best and most important reason was the need of rejuvenation and purihcation in college politics. Having learned that it was necessary, we had a constitu- tion drawn up and adopted out of respect toiits Solon-ic authors, t1 may say here that our respect for them has had a. declineJ However, we are all very proud of the constitution, more particularly the large majority of us who have never read it. 4 50 . THE MAKIO. v Over the choice of a motto there was a warm and ex! cited discussion, which was finally ended by the majority deciding in favor of the following little gem from the an- cient classics. Please notice the freshness and sweetness contained in these few lines. They indicate the qualities which permeate our characters. I O! Neth Atno! O! Nec oul Duol Tu,n Scr1s Tando. OM, OM, OM-Sanscrit. The ruling spirit of the class appeared at the first elec- tion of Officers. Who did not want an office? Oh! that we possessed the descriptive powers of our amateur jour- nalist, not Critic 0r Lantern creatures, but real amateurs! Alas ! we think of our pen and Pity cramps our fingers. We possess a great lack of scheming capacity, which I may observe for the enlightenment of a few, explains our frequent failures, notably at the oratorical elections. Be- sides, we none of us had any desire for an office, we only wished to give Cathcart an opportunity to HparalyzeH somebody In our humble opinion, the Ktjudge'i will be careful hereafter whom he tackles. We take pride in our gir-er young ladies, of course, we mean. The Seniors, Juniors, Terpsichoreans, etc., also seem to take considerable pride in them, which meddling on their part is totally uncalled for. To our grief and sorrow, in many cases the young ladies have appeared to recipro- cate the feelings of these meddlers. Our present proud position is eloquently and symbolically set forth in the fol- lowing beautiful sentence, which is warranted our own brand and manufacture. 89 is a tree on Which are grafted many shoots lopped from older classes, yet so carefully is she pruned each year that we hope she will grow and blossom and bear good fruit long before she departs from the halls of O. S. U. HJSTORIAN. Glass 6? 96. CULoxs szyed Dog and Squeezed Owl. MOTFro i Begin, ampicz'nm class, 10 mst alum! your infant eym, and will! a .wm'lgy your marizer xz'nglz autP CHAS. E. EXV'ING, . . . . . . . President, HARRIET M. DOTY, . . . . . . Vice President. JESSIE B. YUUMANS, . - . . . Secretary. PERRY GRIMSLEY, . . . . . . . Treasurer. CASPER C. OVIATT, . . . . . . Historian. FRANK E. THOMPSON, . . . . . . Sergeunt-m-Arms Histetg of m. N the wordsiof SHAKESPEARE, tt My days are gliding swiftly by, and as yet we have done noth- ing to distinguish ourselves, like the Sophomores, even if we have been here nearly two years. When we First came we were greeneso awfully green. that it was difficult for us to prevent the cows from eating us as we crossed the fields, But at the present time some of the greenness has passed from us and We are becoming mel- low and ready to be harvested. Some great and mighty Historian has said: HAs FirSt Preps. we were dispised and roamed at leis'ure through the halls of the O. S. U. with innocence depicted on our faces and no guile in our hearts. Well, great historians like Casper O. ought to know, so we will not dispute the insinuation. Since our first debut at this institution, we have lost some of our shining lights who obtained a leave of absence from HYe Powers. But at different times we have re- ceived Hlarge and juicy'l additions, and in Sept, ,85, We blossomed forth in the full strength of our glory tSCOttlsl and became full fledged Second Preps. Most of the class about this time became affected with a disease which at present is playing havoc with a few members of the Soph- omore Class-namely the big head. Of course we must ' or a class without an organization. So on Nov. 23, '85, a brother organize; for, Hwhat is home without a mother' classman posted on the bulletin board a notice of a meet ing for organization. What a thiill of pleasure and patriot- ism, hopped, skipped and jumped through our Hchunks of humanity. HYe Grave and Revemecl Senior smiled audibly. The Junior said 'tS:otts'l-whilc the Sophov THE MAKIO. 53 mores and Freshmen opened their mouths wide enough to crack the plaster. Well, we had our meeting and adopted a constitution- Ha most wondrous document thy kind permission of Casper OJ and class spirit ran high. We adopted a motto and colors and in order to distinguish ourselves we con- cluded to get class pins and obtained a job lot at a low figure tnot of Riggsj These pins have been envied by all the upper classmeu and several of them were not assured of their manly beauty until they had bulldozed their ulady friendsU to let them wear their pins. But Htime is money so I must hasten. However, I must not forget the girls. These are courted by all the upper classmen. There's Harriet and Anna Belle who have attracted the ttgay and festive'l George and the ltbashful Willie. Fanny Elizabeth, however, has been rather unfortunate and has not gone so far WEST as the others. But I will not say any more of these gentle crea- tures for already I see them blush. For they are so shy, you know. But through all this burst of glory we have maintained the same subdued and humble bearing, the result of our superfluous amount of modesty. You would not believe it but I will tell you we have lots of Class spirit, but you cant see it as it lieth in our inner vest pockets, tgirls havenlt any, therefore no spirio nigh unto our hearts. In regard to you clear girls, if our Uprimary suppositions is un- substantiated by an erroneous hypothesls, I beg your a pardon. . But alas I can tell no more as my heart is full to over- Howing, and I must therefore say adieu, HISTORIAN. OFFICERS. G120. F. WEIDNER, . . . . . . President. ARTHUR T. HEATH, . . . . . Vice President. C. C. CHERRYHOLMES, . . . . . Secretary. HENRY TITUS WEST, . . . . . Historian. BEATRICE EARHART, . . . . . . Sergeant-at-Arms. E I:HE editors of the MAKIO expected to encounter some strange adversaries and many varied experiences in the course of the completion of the Annual for '86. so we were in a measure prepared to attack the gray whis- kered joke of the funny man and were willing to listen to the Freshman who had a new one on Davy and another one of Comstockts tTll-make-yourrh'fe-miserable,, expreS' sions. We were even prepared to get a spring poem With violet accompaniments from Prof. Welsh. Yet we had not half prepared ourselves. There are sur- prises in store for all of us and we got a job lot. 50 used to the ways of the world and college life, we believed we were almost invulnerable, but to OVIATT, MORREY and WEST and their respective class histories is due the honor of having completely HbaggedH the editorial staff. We believed our perception keen enough to light on the verdant every time, and when the poetry editor peeled off THE MAKIO. . 55 the garbs of verdancy that concealed the utter guileless ness of these three from the eyes of an inquiring wortd, our hearts went out in pity for them and we sighed that the cases of the archaeological museum were full, that these three historians could not take their places between the personihers 0f the Papawmcmc and the Camposilae fami- lies, Viz: Poppy Devol and Daisy Welsh. e This is the space left for the Pharmacy Class it is true, and we perhaps should devote the entire page exclusively to the class as portrayed by West, but it is too much. We must draw the line somewhere. We would like to publish the prophecy 0f the class, particularly that ofthe HMissionary to Africa and the member who in the sweet subsequently will run a bay window attachment to Vthe HStar of the Pioneer club, but we have allotted enough space to the class to show SID, for whom we have great esteem. that we have not forgotten the favors he rendered us while we were in Freshman Chemistry. Yet we can not help picturing the despair on HSID'S face could he have read WESTIS original, and we think we hear his cry of agony as he rushes out to refresh himself in a bath of Ble. Oh! West, go-to-go to West-go-go- West. I J31 ?icturehsquemize. SCENE.-letagiaj;lz 01211277. PLO'IZeA villianous scheme of Second Prep. boys to he revenged on the juniors and Seniors who ehhave stolen their fair ones away and to regain the hearts that h have learned to love anothelzw HERO.-Fatty Weybrecht. HEROINE.eGirls quarreled and coulchft decide. PHOTOGRAPHER.eeeNow, children, arrange yourselves pretlily. Put away your gum, girls, and take your fingers out of your moutheyou can look coquettish without doing that. Boys, step more carefullyethere is a boiler shop below and you may dlsturb them, LXsidc to Rayj HI llever 'saw such a d-Hd lot of geeseicmft do anything with them. In the general scramble for the best place beside tlm girl, Fatty VVey- brecht has his usual hard luck and retires to the dark room and sends for a tailor. Cross blushingly gravitales toward Miss. Fox. Ewing. in virtue of his office, takes command of the Mulligan yguardsy To make room for the camera and the rest of the class, Thompson takes off his feet, thus necessitating the burning of two pounds of rags. Photographer waits for smoke to clear away, under the cover of which the class play h When ivs Moonlight. Oviatt to Laughlin: uWho said you could stand there; guess I asked her first, didlft I, Miss Bancroft ?H PHOTOG.-uMl'. Braun, your proximity to Miss Oviatt may rattle the camera. Mr. Howard, your grin shades the whole left wing-piease call it offW Mlss DOTY T0 NIISS MULLIGAN. g hSugar! I wish George and Will were here, don't you .W MISS MULLIGAN.gJeD0n,1 I? Well7 I should blush to murmur. If that horrid 01d Posy Devol hadxft stolen my pineH PHOTOG.ehInterruptimg-n Miss Bancroft, your head will look as tho7 it were calmly resting on Mr. OviatVs shoulderv-you may stralghtcn it up or not, as you pleaseW MISS YOUMANS.ehI do believe that fellow's arm will make a suspi- cious looking background?y PH0T4;G.ee;A11readyW Ehade dropsgcamera gives one groan and all is overJ rgemizatiens. ORATORICAL ASSOCIATION. ALCYONE LITERARY SOCIETY. HORTON LITERARY SOCIETY. BROWNING LITERARY SOCIETY. ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION. BASE BALL ASSOCIATION. TENNIS ASSOCIATION. FOOT BALL ASSOCIATION. BICYCLE CLUB. ALUMNL W. Y. M. C. A. BATTALION. PREVARICATION ASSOCIATION. TERPSICHORE. 58 THE MAKIO. BROWNING.-hA sight to dream of, not to see. FRANCIRhu Who frowns and talks, and swears with round parade? BEATTY.hh Enjoyment stops Where indolence begins? WOODWORTH,W. A.-hWith his goose quill the scribbling elf, Instead of others, damns himself. VhVADSWORTH.-H I must to the barbers, for Methinks I am marvelous hairy about the face. HUNT.WThey oft time take more pains, Who 100k for fourhleafed cluvers, Than those who HUNT 0th stars. ALDRICH.-Wlhhere is a pleasure in being mad y Which none but mad men know? HAAS.-H Confused, but not embarassed m h Come, quench your blushesW LAMB.-H Come, grin on me.,, CAPRON.hhSee how he laughs, and crows, and starts, Heaven bless the merry child. THOMPSON, F. E.- I advise you to shift a shitty LORD, H. C'hu What a beard hast thou gotl Thou hast more hair on thy face than my thill hgrse, Dobbin has hairs in his tail? MISS M. O. S.- My days are in the yellow leaf; The Bowers and fruits of love are gone; The worm, the canker, and the grief are mine alone. DENNIS Howmuxih How much a dunce that has been sent to roam Excels a dunce that has been kept at home.H DORM.---H Until the angel calls them, They slumber. CHAPEL-h The sanctuary, but far from God. LAUGHLIN.-- An abridgmeut of all that is pleasant 0y in many C61 5. U. raiovical dissociation. OFFICERS. ROBT. HAZLETT, . . . . . President. J. A. WILGUS, . . . . . Vice President. CLARA FISHER, . . . . . Secretary. C. H. ALDRICH, . . . . . Treasurer. LOCAL CONTEST. J. P. MILLIGAN, . . . . . .First Honor. STATE CONTEST. H. H. RUS'SELL, of Oberlin, . - - First Honor. Next State contest at Delaware, Ohio. INTER STATE CONTEST. E. T. RITSHER, of WISCONSIN, . . First Honor. H. H. RUSSELL, 0f OHIO, . . . . Second Honor, Next Inter State contest at Bloomington, Illinois, xglcgone giterarg Secietg. COLORS- GUM and Gray. OFFICERS. H. J. Woonwdn'm, - - . . President. W. F. HUNT, Vice President. F, ML RAYMUND, Treasurer. C. H. ALDRICH, . . A . . . Censor. E. W. MIX, - . . - - . Secretary. C. C. VVEYHRECHT, . . . - - Sergeant-ubArms. MEMBERS. G. H. SPOONER, PosLGradnate. E. j. CONVERSE. G. S. CUNNJNGHAM. I... G. HAAs. W. H. HANNUM. W. F. HUNT. W. G. HYDE. H. J. Woonwoz'ru. J. S. MYERS, C. H. ALDRICH. G. G. ATKINS. L. H. BRUWUAGE. M. F. CARPON. W. 5. CRAWFORD. ARTHUR HARTWELL. '86. W. W. KEIFER. W. C. SAMHE. W. B. VIETS. 87. U. U. MYERS. A. C. REEVES. W. H. SIEBERT. J. R. Tatum, S! A. WERE. C. B. WHILEY. HARRY HEDBES. R. LEHMAN. H. C. LORD. I. B. McLAUGHLIrL j. R. MCLAUGHLIN. E. W- MIX. H. T. STEPHENS. H. T. BANNON. C. C. CATHCART. R. L. CABLE JULIUS FLDTO, S P. KNOW. y89. W. T. Mammy. W. W. Mam. H. S. NEWTON. F. M. RAYMUND. GUY UNDERWOOD. PREPARATORY. FRANK CARMACK. MARK FRANCIS. H. C. HARTMAN. C. C. WEYBREcm'. jgrton Qufzwg Society. COLORS-CARDINAL AND SKY BLUE. OFFICERS. VERNON J. EMERY, . WM. MCPHERSON, CHAS. P. SIGERFOOS, CHAS. A, IIAWLEY, . . . HOWARD HAGLER, . . . . HARRY CORNS, . H. L. KIRKER, W. E, PRINE, . , President. Vice President. Recording Secretary. Corresponding Secretary. Treasurer. Critic. Historian. Sergeant-at-Arms. k-; - g..- ACTIVE MEMBERS. ,86. FRANK E. HILL. J. P. MILLIGAN. HORACE P. SMITH. W. P. VANDERVORT, WM. P. VVA'I'T. '87. W4 F. CHARTERS. L. A. IIINE. IIARRY CORNS. T. A. HUNTER. VERNON J. EMERY. WM. MCPIIERSON, OSCAR C. ZAUMSEIL. '88. F. W. BROWN. E. P, NOEL. Jos. H. DYER. W. E. PRINE. C. A. HAWLEY. J. A. VVILGUS. ,89. L. G. ADDISON. SETH HAYES. T. C. AYERS. HOWARD HAGI.ER. J. A. BOWNOCKER. H. L. KIRKER. CHAUNCEY L. CAYLOR. JOHN M. MARTLN. JOHN F. FERGUS. JESSE L. JONES. CHAS. P. SIGERFOOS. F. M. PEASLEY. CLARK J. WELCH. T. H. TARBOK. MOSES CRAIG. HENRY T. TITL'S, LAFAYETTE WESTFALL. CHAS. C. SHARP. JONAH C. CADWALLADER. PREPARATORY. E. L. CROSS. A. E. OAKES. CHAS. E. EWING. GEO. A. RITCHIE. HUGH C. LAUGHLIN. JOHN F. WELCH. CLIFFORD NICHOLS. W. L. WHITTACRE. H. E. SMITH. L. H. BRICKER. CHARLES ELLIS. geoWNm-QQ ' 6imaf7y COLORs-Piim and leiic. OFFICERS. EMMA SCOTT, EMMA J. Ovm'r'r, EMILY CLARK, ANNIE MULLAV, BERTHA SCOTT, Emu BOYD, 6C1 etg. President. Vice Pllesident. Secretary. Critic. Treasurer. Monitor. M :Members. ACTIVE. '86. CLARA FISHER. ,87. OLIVE B. JONES. ANNIE MULLAy, DAISY SCOTT. 88. 'x JOSEPHINE M. CATHCART. EMMA BOYD. EMMA C. LEHNER. EMMA SCOTT. KITTIE VAN I'IARLINGEN. ,89. ALLA BERTA RICKEY. BESSIE P. WAYNE. LAURA MCGAW. PREPARATORY. FANNIE E. BANCROFT. EMILY CLARK. MAUD M. COCKINS. HARRIET M,DOTY. ALBERTA D. GARBER, GERTRUDE Fox. , ANNA B. MULLIGAN. MANA R.NE1:1JELS. EMMA J. OVIATT. BERTHA SCOTT. BVITHINJ w- ;....,..- -..F ,. , , diithleiic dissaciagcim OFFICERS. A. Q REEVES, . . . . . Presidem. E L. O. VVADSWQRTH, . Vice President, W, 0., SCHELBELL, . . . . Secretary. U. H. MYERS, , . . A . Treasurer. EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. A. W. jams. W. A. CQMELL. W. O. Scammzmn 1333: C53. 5. U. Reccarcls. F 1 ELD DAY, CLASS DAY, FIELD DAY, CLASS DAY, FIELD DAY, CLASS DAY, 81. ,81. 782. 783. 84. 785. 100 Yards Dasll,,..,,,.. 11 Sec, 11 sec. 1112 sec. 11g sec, 12 sec, 1112 sec. Putting Shot 22' 9 21 6' 23' 1 25 7 Running Hop, Step 21ml Jump ............ 4V 3 40' I 39 5 4d u 37 40 312 Pole Vaulting........ 6f 6 7l 5 8, 2 7, ff 6 6 6 X Mile Run .................................... ................................................... 1mm sec. Y W Standing Broad Jump 9f 4!! I lI 9 5h 220 Yards Rum... 27V; 560- 29$ 560- 27 536- Running Broad jmnp,........ 18; ------------ - 17' 9 Throwng Base Ball ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 3I2 ................. 277l 327 9 Running High Jump ............................ 4' 8 4 lo 4' 2 Standing High Jump ........................................ 4' ................. 3, II 4' 2 One Mile Walk ............................... 9 mA 51 sec 10111.36 sec. 9 m. 30g sec9 m. 5494 sec Iol 52 9 111.47 sec. Hurdle Race 12o Yards .............................. 15 sec. .................. 17x scc ................. I9 SEQ 2-mi1e Go-as-you-please.............. . .................... I3 111. 55 sec. 15 m- 30 sec 14 59C. Fat Malfs Rnce-IOO Yards .................................... 12x sec. , 4 x Base Ball $sssciatienu OFFICERS. XV. F. HUNT, , . . . . . President. WILL MCPHERSON, - . . - . Treasurer. U. H. MYERS, . . - . - . Secretary. EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. A. C. REEVES, Manager. W. A. C0NNm.L, A. C. OSTER. COLLEGE TEAM. S. A. WEBB, - - - - - - Catcher. H. E. PAYNE. - . - - - . Pitcher. W, G, BEATTY, . , - - . . First Base. W. GLEASON, . , . . . , Second Base. VVILL MCPHEKSON: . - . - . Third Base, G. B. HARRIS, . . . . . . ShortStop. A. C. OSTER, . t - . - - Left Field, A. C. REEVES, - . . - - . Center Field. C. C. SHARP, . . . . . - Right Field. JUNIOR TEAM. A. C. REEVES, . - . . Catcher. H. E. PAYAE, . . - . , . Pitcher. A. C. OSTER, . . . . . . First Base. F. A. RAY, - . - . . . Second Base. W. F. Hum, . . . . ' . . Third Base. WM. MCPHERSON, - . . . . Short Stop. 1. S, MYERS, - .n - . . - Left Field. S. A. WEBB, A . . . . Center Field. A. W. JONES, . , . . . . Right Field. H. J. WOODWORTH, . . . . - Substitute. FRESHMAN TEAM. C. C. SHARP, F. G. SCHLOSSER, W. G. BEATTY, G, F. WEIDNER, M. LASLEY, G. B. HARRIS, H. T. BANNON, GUY UNDERVVOOD, L. G. ADDISON, . MIXED. A. A. JONES, E, W. MIX, W. S. DEVOLI C. H. ALDRICH, THEO. TARROX, W. T. MORREY. H. T. BANNON, H. P. HORTON, MOSES CRAIG, WESTFALL, CAPRON, CHERRYIIOLMES, DR. DETMERS, Catcher. Pitcher. First Base. Second Base, Third Base. Short Stop. Left Field. Center Field. Right Field. Catcher. Pitcher. First Base. Second Base. Third Base. Short Stop Left Field. Center Field. Right Field. Substitutes. Umpire. .Zewm Tennis Glub. 6nd bmca P ! 633x35; Two Lodz, OFFICERS. PROF. W. R. LAZENBY, - . - . President. MISS KITTIE VAN HARLINGEN, Secretary. I. S. MYERS, - - - Treasurer. MEMBERS. PROF. W. R. LAZENBY. PROF. A. H. TUTTLE. LIEUT. A. P. BLOCKSOM. G. S. CUNNINGHAM, J. P. MILLIGAN. W. W. KEIFI-ZR. H. P. CONVERSE. V. J. EMERY. F. L. G. HAAS. WM, MCPIIEKSON. J. S. MYERS. H. E. PAYNE. W. O. SCHEmELL. J. R TAYLOR. SETH HAYES. W. W. MEEK. F. M. RAYML'ND, C. E. FOWLER. CLARA FISHER. ANNIE MULLAY. OLIVE B. JONES. JOSEPHINE CATIICART. KITTIE VAN HARLLNGEN. F. XV. BROWN. S. BALL. F. J. CELLARIUS. H. T. GARRETT. ARTHUR H ARTWELL. E. W, MIX. S. OPPENHEIMER. F. L. O. WADsWORTH. J. P. HINE. C. C. WEYBRECHT. T. G. YOUMANS. H. C. JOHNSTON. Glass Teams. SENIORS. G. S. CUNNINGHAM. F, E. HILL. JUNIORS. H. E. PAVNl-Z. J.VS. MYERS. SOPHOMORES. F. IA. 0 WADSWORTH. F. S. BALL. FRESHMEN. SETH HAYES. W. W. MEEK. fraternity Teams. PHI GAMMA DELTA. C. S. CUNNINGHAM. J. S, MYERS. PHI KAPPA PSI. H. P. CONVERSE. H. E. PAYNE. SIGMA CHI. Roma HAZLETT. J. F. BOWERS. PHI -DELTA THETA. WM. MCPHERSON. F. S. BALL. BETA THETA PI. F. M. RAYMUND T. G. YOUMANS. feet Ball Team. HEDGES, Manager, ALDRICH, Captain. RUSHERS. IIEDGES, ALDRICH, GLEASON, SHARPi Manny, BEATTY. HALF BACKS. THREEEQUARTER BACKS. OPPENHEIMER. GOAL. WEVBRECHT, SUBSTITUTES. RAYMUND, CALLINAN. l icgcle tub. OFFICERSf't MEMBERS. PROF. J. R. SMITH. W. H, CALLINAN. G. B. HARRIS. F. L. O. WADSWORTH. H. M. GATES. H, C. JOHNSTON. W. H. SIEBERT. FRANK J. TAYLOR. M. R. CAMPBELL. T. G. YOUMANS. F. H. GALE. R. HAZLETT. A. H. WELSHtRides DoubIeL F. S. PACKARD. RETIRED MEMBER. PROF. GEORGE C. COMSTOCK, 939111 the strife for Captain of the Club, 27 ballots were taken, resulting each time in a. tie vote for each of the candidatesaProf. J. R. Smith and Prof. Geo. C. Comstock; finally, George, realizing that his schemes to succeed the former Captain were futile, spoke as follows: ttMetaphori- cally enunciating, I will autoschediastically promulgate, since I discern that an insuperable barrier has emanated in the austere figure of the ante- cedent superannuated Captain, and apprehending that my once transcend- ing though now rapidly evanescent hopes will dissuade my deluded con- stituents, I Will therefore retrograde in favor of my beloved friend, Prof. A. II. Welsh. Objections were raised to Welsh 011 the grounds that his machine carried double, and hence he could not hold oHice. Finally, a. motion to dispense With officers was carried. glamni $13560 mien. OFFICERS. H. L. VVILGUS, Cambridge, 0., . . . President. H. F. SNYDER, Oxford, 0. , Vice President. FRED KEFFER, Columbus, 0 , Secretary, J. H. MCCORMICK, Calumbus, 0., . , . Treasurer. anbewSemmg. 7921 lsiglu Ghapker. COLORSARCd, Orange, Yellow, Cram, Blue, fazdzgn, Violet. l l l ACTIVE MEMBERS. 7 87. ANNIE MULLAY. Josue CATHCAR'LX l i i 88. l TIBIA DETMERS. KITTIE VANHARLINGEN, EVMA SCOTT, EMMA er'n. l 89. ANNIE RANNELS. l l lThese young ladies were all besought on bended knee to wear Frat. l Pins; but, owing to their fear of being conspicuous, and fearful lost more young men would sacrifice themselves, they touk this mild way of putting an end to cmbarassing refusals.--EDITORSJ 156mg jWenfs t hrisjcian, sssciatien. Univarsiig Branth. OFFICERS. E 8. BALL, , . . . . . . . President. E. L. CROSS, . . . -. - . - Vice President. W'. S. CRAW'FORD, . . . Cor, SeHy. C. W. MESLOH, . . . . . . . . Rec. Sevy. C. E. EWING, . . . . . . Treasurer. B. E. MERRY, - - . . . . . Devotional. W. S. CRAWFORD, . - ,, - . - . Membership. G. C. DAVIS, , ., - w - - - Bible Study. MEIEZ'I'VIIKIGS Every Saturday evening at 7:30,, and 3unday at 4 P. M. Raster 6f the G3. 5. U. Bamahon. LIEUT. A. P. BLOCKSOM, FYRST LTEUTENANT, 6TH CAVALRY, U. S. A. XV. W. KELFER, , . . Cadet Major. 0. SCHROLL, . . . . Captain and Adjutant. H. T. STEPHENS, . . . Captain and Quartermaster. C. P. SIGERFOOS, . , . . Sergeant Major. F. M. RAYMUND, . . . Quartermaster Sergeant, COMPANY A. H. L. KIRKER, SETH HAYES, C. C. OVIATT, E. L. CROSS, Captain. Ist Lieutenant. 2d Lieutenant. Ist Sergeant. R. L CA'RLE, . . . . T. G. YOUMANS, . . . . . Sergeants. J. C. RITCHIE, W. BRAUN, 1 T. C. AYERS, . . . . , l R. B. SMITH, . . . . . . ?Corporals. M, R. CAMPBELL, . . . j Number of Privates, 35. COMPANY B. H. HAGLER, Captain. C. C. SHARPE, W. S. CRAWFORD, F. E. THOMPSON, W. G. JOHNSON, . . . . C. E. EWING, . . . . . . ESergeauls. T. L. GRlFFlN, L. H. BRICKER, . . . . . 1 W. W. MEEK . . . . . ' H. R. HALL: . . . . . . I? corporals' M. A. SMITH, J Ist Lieutenant. 2d Lieutenant. Ist Sergeant, Number of Privates, 41. Prevaricatien dlsseciatien. WIeIERRAS7 the demands of the demerit system 011 the lower Classmeu for hclion, being such that no man can meet them single-handed, therefore be it RESOLVED, that we form ourselves into an association which has for its objects-Suppression of Truth ; development of our Imagination ; ex- termination of Conscience; and a complete control of our blushes, language and behavior on occasions of trlal; to the end that we may have the pleasure and benefits of attending the O. S. U., and RESOLVED, that we pledge ourselves to support the following constitution : ARTICLE I. This Association shall be known as the ll Prevarication Association of the O. 5. U3' Its membership shall be limited to Preps., Freshies, Sophs., and irregular Juniors and Seniors. Regular Juniors to be admitted as honorary members only. ARTICLE II. SEC. 1. The OFFLcel's shall be, President and Guarder of Fiction. SEC. 2. The ofhcers shall be chosen according to their ability as fiction- ists. ARTICLE III. SEC. I. Candidates for membership shall be required to prepare sewn t7l original prevaleications as samples of their ability, which samples shall be carefully examined by the President and Guarder of Fiction, and if five of the seven prevaricalious are found worthy, the candidate shall be initiated and shall be entitled to all privileges and immunities of the association. ARTICLE IV. A Committee shall he appointed weekly by the President, whose duty it shall be to prepare the required number of fictions for the coming week; and all old prevarications are to be punished by a reprimand from the President, and the second otTense by expulsion from the Association. ARTICLE V. It shall b0 the duty of the members to make all possible disturbance in Prexyls office during the trial of any of the brothers. OFFICERS. W. G. DEATTY, - - - . - President. C, C. CHERRYHOLMES, - - - . Guarder of Fiction. MEMBERS. BKUNDAGE. OI'PENHEIMFR. HORTON. Snmm. HANNUM. BROWN, F. W. lllLLER. SMITH, C. G. SMITH, G, A, MITCHELL. RANNELLS. RAYMUND. gtemsis 6f CIQTPSlClIGm. N the beginning, Uncle Sam created the Agricul- X tural Experiment Station and the Ohio State Uni- versity. And the society thereat was without form and void; and sadness was upon the faces of the sons and daughters of the O. S. U. And William the Lazenbyte beheld their trouble, and his spirit went out to the above-mentioned sons and daughterseespecially the daughters. And William said, HLct there be society ; and there was society. And William saw the society, that it was good: and William divided the society from the others. And William called the society Terpsichore, and the rest he didnlt call: and it was the evening of the first day. And William said, 'tLet there be a dance at the house of Anna of the tribe of Rannellites and let it divide the called from the uncalled. And Willie the Devolite rejoiced exceedingly and hied himself unto the habitation of Clara the Fisherite, but like the foolish virgin he came too late, for already she had fola lowed ttCunny the Hamite t0 the house of Anna; and Willie gnashed his teeth and was wroth. And it was the morning of the second day, and the Botanites were assembled from the four corners of the O. S. U.; and they seemed to hear William Whisper to himself, tt Bother the Bowers that bloom in the spring, Gee Whiz Ill And it was the evening of the third day. And William said. ftLet Terpsichore bring forth the Pillow-slip Party, the German yielding honors and the VVhist Party yielding fruit after its own kind, upon society fl and it was so. And Terpsichore brought forth all these things, and it was immense. And it was the evening of the fifth day. And Billy the Neilite had a German. And all the Terpsichore was happy, yea, exceedingly happy. And Terpsichore Eshed for parts ners for the dance. And Charters the Noseyite hshed. And lo! and behold, the representative of the tribe of No- 80 THE MAKIO. seyites waltzed round and round with the Rag-baby closely folded to his throbbing heart. And when Terpsichore gazed upon Charters they laughed, and they saw that it was immense. And it was the evening of the sixth day. And William said, Let Terpsichore bring forth a Progressive Euchre Party. And it was brought forth at the house of Alberta, the Garberite. And William saw that it was immense. And William saw that all society wasassembled, and he saw that Curly the Rayitc was also assembled. And when Alberta had sent the Terpsichoreans to the tables whereon lay the Euchreing implements, they all said it was immense. And when they had progressed. Josephine the Cathcar- tite said, HDeliver me from Curly the Rayite as a part- ner? and Elizabeth the VVayneite and Harriet the last of the Dotyites, poked fun at the playing of Curly the Rayite. And Curly became embarassed and did blush, yea, even unto the hair behind his ears. But Curly received a consoa lation prize of pansy blossoms; and pride swelled in his bosom. And this was the end of the Progressive Euchre party, and lo! the sun was rising in the east. And the mornings and the evenings were many, and Terpsichore waxed strong and its seed spread and covered the Agricultural Experiment Station. THE MAKIO. 8 I the savant Prof. descends from his pinacle of dignity and hurls one consecutive joke after the one just pre- ceeding at his helpless, over-worked class; when ye country student, with ye paper collar and ye red necktie, works off his tt Who is the hrst boy men- tioned in the Bible, on you, at hrst acquaintance ; when ye lady editor of ye Lcmlrmz locals, Fires ye toothless exchange joke at you for original; when even the Howers that bloom in the springf are chestnuts ; when every country newspaper has a column of humor, as HWaifs and Strays, it Sharps and Flats, etc., etc; when even our lady instructor makes puns in an ttadroit manner; then it is useless for the MAKTO editors to try and find anything new or startling in this devastated held. ' ' In the following pages we have simply.recorded, in plain but truthful language, some of the events of the year, with a few old chestnuts, twenty-hve or thirty years old. We were compelled to go back this far in order to escape the memory of Our young ladies. This explanation is made to save our dear readers the trouble of saying ttchestnuts three hundred and eleven times, and instead this little word can ever be kept before you. , Scetts. 9N this advanced age of scientific research, when even f n 7 7 a . x, 7 cv xx 7 72 1 MN i W ' I 77 .7 7 .74 5 5,727Wg J2: pr v 1 'm:-m3:1 01 :J' 1y. x Cam Nallewden Surprise. W. P. VANDERVOORT, HARRY HEDGES, . H. E. PAYNE, H. J. WOODWORTH garmitorg. OFFICERS. Presiden t. - Vice President, Secretary. - Steward. THE MAKIO. 83 Did you ever hear the story of the lion who went about seeking Whom he might devour? Did you ever hear of Alexander who longed for more worlds to conquer? Or did you ever hear of Blue Beard, 01' Death on a. pale hogs, or any of the old traditional or otherwise, terrifying men or beasts of old? Well, figuratively speaking, our year's history bears us out in saying, tth are lam. Though, like the lion, we have not devoured much because it was not cooked fit enough till this spring; and, unlike Alexander, we have conquered only the turbulent spirits among us, like Fatty, Sheeny, Bell, Nichols, etc.; and, most important to us, unlike all these old rakes just spoken of, we are tlnot dead yetf though two Ercs last year came near making the last statement subject to modification. The hrst succeeded in burning only Dr. Scottls chicken eoops and other old rubbishetStrange discriminationy. The second alarm was started by Paddy Francis, who came out of his room with a stove hook and beer bottle, yelling ttFire! at the top of his voice. Nichols thought another hazing party was coming and locked his trunk of apples and swallowed the key. The boys all came nut with their pitchers and other weapons of warfare and piled chairs on top of cigar boxes 50 as to get onto the roof. Of course, the thing came down and Fatty, as usual, ripped and tore- everyhody knows what. The method used to subdue Sheeny we have illustrated graphically. We wanted to make it impressive to all similar characters who may come another year so they would see the strange sight with all its weird surroundings and take warning. There are several things in the Dorm. that have to be done regularly, and we have standing committees to attend to them. I. HSit down on Dr. Scott, bi-weekly-Ray committee. 2. Lay a trunk strap gently tor otherwisey across the dim distant past of Fatty Weybrecht, diurnallyeAldrich committee. 3. Hold a grand blow-out jubilee in snoring regalia, tri-weekly-Paddy Francis, Jumbo, Aldrich, Fe Hill and assistants. But, of all events, the one that seems nearest a. miracle, was when Nich- ols paid-dotft faint-yes, actually paid a dime for the football! The occasion was properly celebrated. The saddest thing to chronicle is the boysl disappointment in not being favored by a visit from Prexy this year. Why?H Just look in this old closet if you would know why. Look out! you will explode that bomb. See those ropes? Over there in the corner are two big bear traps. That hose was to have been connected with the tank. Those tin horns can be used Imaglzz'tus night, as well as the ftreworks. The plans were well laid by the boys, but fate was against them-he did not come. We close the year with one grand cry, uA change! a change! and if the cry is unheeded and we are not left Scott free, you will hear something drop, glass Sengs. JUNIORS AND SENIORS. Our great President, a virtuous man, When the O. S. U. to rule began, Resolved to try, A plan whereby Young men might be steadied. So he decreed in his weak way, That those who cut or stayed away From classes or chapel on any day Should give an excuse, or as some would say, Should tell a lie that was valid. CHORUs.-And we expect yeulll all agree, That he was wrong 50 to decree, And we are right And he was wrong, And all was wrong as wrong can be. Thls stern decree you know perhaps, Caused great dismay among the preps, The Senior old And Junior bold Were also much dejected, And Freshmen green who would not lie, And Sophomores tough, who would drink rye, Were thereupon condemned to die; Naturally they all objected. CHORUS.- And so they straightway signed a paper Prepared by a Junior a slick old caper, And Freshmen sold, And Sophomoxes gullcd, Were consequently roped. The petition was sent to the faculty, Who thereupon lgreat headsl decreed, That Juniors and Seniors should be freed From dear old Prexyls executive greed, They loudly yelled and whooped. CHORUS.-And they were right these classmen say, To treat them in this manly way. And theylll do right, And not get tight, And all is right, too, looral, lay. Now Fresh and Soph throughout the land, In a year or two will understand, That Junior hold, And Senior old, Are not always to be trusted. So peel that eagle eye again, Next time it may not be in vain- And your fear of Prexy then will wane, When the demerit system is busted. THE MAKIO. 85 FRESHM EN. SONG TO DAVY. Behold the Lord High Executioner! A personage of noble rank and title. A dignified, yet suping officer, Whose functions are particularly vital. Defer! Defer! To the Noble Lord High Executioner, GEOLOGICAL SON G. CLASS zioh! Fossils have a Splendor that is grim, To be sure therels nothing left of them but stone; But when one is scientific, There is something quite signiHc About a. Canadensis Eozoon. PREXY :-Yes, in spite of all my learning, If I have a bit of yearning, it is for a Canadensis Eozoon. CHORUS. -If that is so, Sing, rlerry down derryl Itls evident, very, Our tastes are one. Away we will go, And journey merry, Nor tardily tarry, Till day is clone CLASS:-There is beauty in a Dinasaurls track, He must have been a. hummer, Clenlt you think, For he had a winged tooth, And a. tail so long, for sooth, That he frightened all the ladies at the rink. PREXV: Yes, he went with all the swells, And he crushed all the belles, Especially when a skating at the rink. CLASS 2-Onychodus Sigmoides was a fish, For his bosom friend he had a cunning ape. He was tony and refined, And every time he dined, He picked his seven teeth upon a cape. PREXY:eYes he used to get provoked, Whenever he was joked, About his inconsiQtenCy of shape. CLASS :-There are thirteen thousand kind of Trilobites, And we know each one by its specific name. And a hundred thousand others, With their cousins and their brothers, And to learn them you must have a. massive brain. PREXY:eYes, of all my many classes, Who have struggled hard for passes, Eighty-Seven has by far the greatest fame. 86 THE MAKIO. BALTIMORE, MD., MAY 30TH, 1886. DEAR PAre Five months have now passed since Ileft the protecting care of your fatherly wing to cast my lot among my cotemporaries in the struggle for fame at the johns Hopkins. I promised you when I left, and it is partly my mission here, no one but you being aware of this however, that I would write you the full particulars of how this college is run, and would discover, if possible, the magnetic force that seems to draw not only students but a world wide reputation to all departments of this most excellent university, in order that you might profit by my observations, and yet succeed in making the O. S. U. something more than 21 Columbus High School, as it has been termed by some of your jealous enemies. It pains me greatly, my dear Pa, to offer these suggestions, for you well know that Ma, and all of us, even down to Willie, heartily endorse your administration and think you the best president it has been the good fortune of the O. S. U. to have; excepting perhaps, Presidents Orton and W. Q. Scott. But really, Pa, since my short stay here, 1 canlt help but realize that your plans for running the O. S. U. are as sadly out of date as was your style of cutting hair. By the way, you ought to see me now, I am getting my hair cut at a 20 cent harbers and am looking so much better, that I am going to get a. tin type taken so you may all see how I am improved. A notable feature here is ihe absence of It red tape i' in the college gov- ernment. In the iirst place we donlt have any excuse day here; I was greatly worried ahout how I could get along under a rlemerit system, it was easy enough for me at the O. S U., but when I came here I thought I might have to perjure my soul with a few lies, as you used to say the Juniors did; but we don't have any demerits here, and I feel just like a grown up man to be able to do just as I please. Another thing I notice is that all the ti Profsll are not at tt swm'rl paints ll and they donlt think they know more than the president of the college as you used to say of some of the tt Profs.77 at the O. S. U. Vtht is best of all though, is, that we donit have to go to chapel; how I used to hate that practice, but you always said I ought to go for thelexample and to spot the boys that shuflled their feet and called ti rats ll while you were reading; it was awfully tiresome though to hear the same prayer at chapel you had used for morn- ing services at home, excepting that part which referred to W'illieebut I had to stand it. My, how the professors do work here; perhaps you noticed in my letter to the LANTERN that I gave some of our H Profs? at the O, S. U. a dig on that score; I doult see how they ca-n conscientiously draw their salaries, of course you are paid for your experience in running colleges. I was a little surprised to learn that you had given Gates and Underwood only fifteen demerits for yelling at that Freshman flag, I know how you dislike both of them and supposed you would have embraced the opportunity to tt Fire both of them like you did Walter Norris. XVell, it is getting quite late and I must close as I WlSh to write to dear tt M, 0? ' totnight. I am getting the lectures in Psychology down tine and will send you a lot in a few days, so you can use them for your class. YOUR DL'TIFL'L SUN, CHAVVLEY. P. 8,-Please send me some money and a few more college envelopes and stamps. I am sorry you think I am spending too much money, but I must have more paper collars as they doult last near as long here as they do in Columbus, and you know I canit wear your old ones now. C. 5N 'v' a A . atwkwk 49.x QQ mwkxwa l Aw. u .b DAMON.7ProE L. PY'rHIAs-Sheeny. SCENE.-Under Sheenyis window, at dusk. Piwla-Ji Desceud, beloved Sheeny, I pray thee. Von balmy grove in- VlLES us to its shady paths. Come, let us hence and refresh ourselves While we improve each other in confidential conversation. SHEExY.--H0h, cuss it! get out! I cault; old Comstock will Hunk me if I ilonlt gat this lesson.H PROF. 4i But it is I would have thee come? SHRINKiH Well, 01d Chump. seeing itls you. I am having Jewish hol- idays all this month, and old Prexy canlt help excusing me. He is a . Puma-Ji Oh, tut! hit! my dear boy, speak not thus of your elders? SHRINK-Jth, well, doul be always preaching to me or you will be as bad as Prexy preLLy soon.77 lSlweny appears. He and the Prof. lock arms and move slowly awayj PRt'H-I-li Words cannot express my grief at being defeated in that last game of tennis you and I played against Jae Taylor and W'eybrecht, but you auluilied yourself so miserably that I almost lost some of my regard for your noble character.H SHEICMA-H Oh, dry up, old bag of v ind or I wonlt like you any better thauI do Reilly. You played a worse bum game than usual. If you doult brace up I Will play with Hartwell after thisfi PROFs-Ji Dear Friend, I beseech thee not to talk tliusly. I will practice all the time now. I will give over my botany classes to Mr. Devol and then I will ccrtainly improve in my playingH lThey embrace and make up.J Extracts from a 9mm. OCT.-XVell, I am again :1 Prof. at a college Where I shall have opportu- nity to use my talents and ability to the advancement of my own reputa- tioneiticidentally to the instruction and edihcation of those fortunate ones who may come within the range of my influence. But 0, dear, how dingy and dreary .this old room is. I never can en- dure this. Surely the trustees did not know how my esthetic feelings rise above the level of common professors. McCoard has no such feelings toi offend, and I think I shall propose to change with him. OCT.eMy new room, though smaller than the old one, is scarcely more pleasant, but a great future lies before it. I shall have it papered and carpeted when its appearance will correspond to its occupant. My Hhome is here and here I shall meet my tt peoplefl and they must get their Hist impression from my surroundings rather than From me. NOV.-My efforts have been crowned with success, as is evident from the puff that the Lmzfzwz gave me. My classes seem to be getting along pretty well, but there is one thing noticeable among them, and that is their ignor- ance of proper department ; they will tip their chairs back and cross their legs. I must give them some lessons in etiquette. There also seems to be a lack of becoming reverence toward me. This will have to be remedied, especially in the Sophmnnre class, where l fear there is even some tendency to atheistic views. The Presidentls prayers are having their inevitable effect. DEC.-There are several members of the Junior class who must be stirred up, or they will fail in the approaching examinations. A large per- centage of failures in a department indicates a lack of teaching ability in the Prof. in charge. This indication must not be seen in the Dept. of Lit- erature. DEC.eExaminations are all over. The work of my classes has been ex- ceedingly gratifying to me. My social culture has been somewhat neg- lected during the term, so I must make up the lost time this vacation. Why! let me see. I have not been to the theatre and rink more than three times a week for a long time. The seething brain of genius needs and must have its relaxation. JANeWhat a glorious vacation this has been. My brain is fully re- laxed and my complexion is somewhat ti Blanchedfi The girls and I were' out every night The dear childrenls parents occasionally seemed to think that they ought not to be out so often, but I overruled all their objections. My maternal instincts are very strong. THE MAKIO. ' 89 y MARCH.-Examinations are again approaching. Excellent work has been done in my department, although some have imposed on my kind- ness by using the abstracts in the preparation of their lessons. That must be stopped. Strange that Mr. H. so seldom comes to the class. Must in- vestigate. If he cuts because he doesn,t appreciate my recitation he shall at least appreciate my examinations. My position at the O.S.U. is becoming established. In a spirit of pure philanthropy I determined to lift H. L. S. far above her less worthy rival. My success has gained me the deep gratitude of the SDCiety, as my election to honorary membership proves ; also, the free entertainment provided by me has, as I expected, brought me great popularity in City society. APRIL.-Spring, With its ever changing arch of blue, shining through the White Heecy clouds that heat and drift across it, with the happy twittering songstresses wandering through the shady groves, With the sweet heaven-scented flowers that bring grace, beauty and happiness into the life of him who can appreciate them, is now at hand. What pleasure I shall have in my strolls among the Wild Howers in their forest homes! Nothing can exceed the pure beauty and fragrance of the Lily of the Valley, or the grace and delicacy of the outline of a It Fern. I MAEeHow pleased my Senior and Sophomore boys were at receiving the Lilies, though I can,t imagine Why some of them should dodge out so quickly. I think I shall bring up some for those rough Junior boys next time ; they especially need some softening influences and esthetic pleasures to give that refmement of feeling and sentiment that should characterize the man who loves the works of nature for their beauty and sublimity. How much it costs a man of esthetic and l'efmed feelings to indulge them! How much money I have spent for decorations, music, Howers, amuse- ments, etc.! How shall I manage to curtail my expenses? By the way, I cantt imagine how the Crz'lz'r discovered my former method. Nappemngs. HE above was found on the lake shore the morning after the Browning picnic. Owner can have it and hf- teen demerits by applying at the Presidenfs office. S FHE reception given to the Senior class by the Presi- dent was an immense success, introducing a new and startling custom. The President, of course, could have no tt hugging set to music at his house, but with fatherly in- terest in the boys and girls, he provided a surprise for them. In the midst of their gaiety w the gas suddenly went out, The girls screamed twith dclighU and the boys, realizing that this was their last chance, lost no time but played Hlove in the dark, posteoftice,H and other frivolous games. Mrs. Scott came to the rescue of her daughtersh with a lamp. What she saw would take a poet to describe. The President was delighted. HMr. Connell, have some more berries. HMr. Cunningham, can't I help you to some lady fingers or tkisscs t? THE plug of a President of the Senior Class after one night in the tomb with the spirit of t86.l Evidently the spirit was not quite dead. THE MAKIO. 9 I DURING the singing of the choir to-day one of their ' prolonged discords tProf. Joe was not therel knocked about Uh square feet of plastering from the ceiling. The Chandelier, globes and preps were broken into a thousand fragments. . Luckily, the cloud of dust that arose obscured the dead and dying as they were removed with the rest of the rub bish. However, this is only a small part of the damage done by these sudden outbreaks; think of the shattering of our debilitated nervous systems. The president, during his remarks, watched Closely the part still hanging, fearing that any break on his part would precipitate the rest. However, that catastrophe was re- served for our elocutionist, who, a few minutes later, in addressing Prof. Knight, said, HNow, if Prof. Welsh will divide the classese-lt the shudder of rage and disgust that convulsed Prof. K. brought down the remainder of the plaster. In the dense dust many made their escape, with halfformed vowels still clinging to their lips. j R. VVOODVVORTH to Miss Mulligan: HIs it re- . ally true that you are engaged to Mr. Hannum? I am one of the MAKIO editors and am looking for grinds on the boys RESIDENT treadingl, HA man by the proper em: ployment of his time and ability can read 1800 vol- umes of 500 pages each in an hour. At this rate the man tnot Proxyl would need 5030 Hocks 0F hounds to hunt up the nouns and verbs and 25 Gatling shot guns to shoot them. Eh, Prexy? Once upon a time a very had little boy came to the O. S. U., and the President as usual gave him a recommendation to the Dormitory. The nice little boys there welcomed the stranger with open arms. He had not been there long before they discovered that he was not a nice quiet little boy like the rest of' them, but he made noises with his mouth and blew a. fish horn and a mouth organ, and annoyed the boys so that they could not study but three or four hours a day. So they all went and called on the stranger and told him that it was not nice to make such unearthly noises and that he must not do so any more. But he only Hlafl-ed, ,, and the next time the boys went out he went to the fat little boys room and disarranged it. When the fat little boy came home he was exceedingly mad and said some strange words which none of the others understood. Then the fat little boy went and told the tiVigilance Committeef and they went to the strangers room and compelled him to arise soon. And they took him to the pump. And the night was cold, and yet he had, in his haste, forgotten his collar, neck-tie and cuffs. And they saidettSo be it to all room stackers, and they placed him in the flowing stream and he was repaid for his fun, and so were the boys. And his conscience smote him and he confessed. And his room mate who had come along for company, protested with a loud voiceettl had no hand in the cleedfl And for physical causes he was spared. MORAL. Prexy--beware of Sheenies and other strangers. SheeniesiBeware the wrath of the Vigilance Committee. Vigilance CommitteeiBe sure you have the culprit, as in this case; it will do him everlastmg good. Scatts. Oh, why should the acids fume? And why did the sweet gum drop ? And why, oh why, did the oak tree bark, Or why did the tough veal chop? it Now, why did the pillow slip? And why did the race horse Hy? ax And why, oh why, did the blue ink stand? And why did the soap boilers lye? Oh, what did the buggy whip? And why did the codfish ball? And Why, oh Why, did T1195 dog flea? Or why did the waterfall ? Say, when did the barbers dye? And what did the church bell peal? Oh, tell me, What did the tenpenny nail? Or why did the rivets steel? Oh! how can a. honey bee So much, like an oyster can? And how, 011, how can the 01d cow hide, Or how can she cofferdam'g': thead 05H? Oh! how can a tight rope walk, Or why does a straw bed tick? And why, oh, why does the roller skate? Or why does, the fiddle stick? 9??By kind permission of P. T. Barnumts clown. TPoetic license. 'V PREP.-Among thy fancies, dear old crony, What is this thing you call a pony 7,- Is it a creature born and bred Like any other quadruped ? Is it like any other horse, Or istt made alone for a college course P Does it rear and plunge; istt black or wane Does its festive rider der get thrown ? Tell me, I pray, of this strange horse Ere I begin my college course, That I may buy, if I have the glue, A pony that will ride me through ? A smile stole oher the Seniorhs face . As his friend he took to a. quiet placee And he pondered how he would begin To tell the story of the college equestrian. SENIORe-Alas! young tt Prep.n for your mind's caprige; Your youthful dream you must release. This pony of which I now will tell For gold and silver can never sell. Though its old in years, to a horse has not growns Though its riders are many, a few only are thrown; But 1,11 give you a pointer ere you get in 9. Ex, If you wish to he skillful, follow old '86. This lt pony l, is born and reared in a night, Its author retires with the approach of light, And in sweet dreams as he lies on his bed Rides through the t'examf7 he so fearfully dreads. Thus the story he tells to the innocent youth, And no one will doubt he told him the truth, But a tt SophfY olerheard itsa man whold been thrown, And the moral that follows is FREDDY B--s-s own. Ere he spake words of warning of his hazardous step He thought of his record since held'been a 'tPrepW His tt charger had certainly carried him well Save through physics aloneealas! here he fell. His conscience m was troubled with this sad reverse, And the advice he gives might well have been worse- The words, youlll agree, are like ti Prexylsii own, tl Go through on your meritssleave your pony at home. gehrmie and his 73a. ' A SECOND VISIT TO THE 0. S. U. C .h jolmm'es-Say, Pa, wasnlt we at this placelbefore ? PILeYes, Johnnie, twohyears ago. juhnnie..-Oh, yes, I remember. It has not changed much, for I see some of the same old curiosities. Say, Pa, whatls that fearful howling? PmeAlcyone and Browning Literary Societies practicing for a blow-out. onzmuk-Pa, donlt letls go in that door cause all those girls will look at us 50 hard. PmeAll right, we will go in the front door by the Presidentls office. jalmnz'a-thols the President? Is he the man that looks so cheap when any one looks at him. Pa.-N0, my son, he is a. very good man, fahnmk.-Oh, Pa! Here is the museum, with some ancient documents in it. PmeNo, that is only the Presidentls bulletin board; his clerk is just learning to write. We will go to the museum. jwbmimeOh, Pa! What is that big thing? Pa.-That is a fossilea Megatherium Cuvieri. jolmnz'c.75ay, Pa, is that a frizzletopebus mussiupibus? Pa.-No, that is Daisy Scott. jolmmhiPa, Ilm afraid. Pa.eWell, we will go out. fabumtha, is that fellow the President? Pa.-No, that is Seth Hayes. f0inm'e.-VVho is that bald headed man with yellow stripes on his pants ? Par-That is Lieutenant Blocksom. johnm'z.eVVhat does he do ? Pa.-He stays in his room and watches the boys drill. jalmm'c.-Who are those three boys standing over there? Pa.-Not so loud, Johnnie, they are some of the editors of the last yearls Makio. falmmh-What makes lem look so sad? PmeThey are thinking about the wretched Makio they published. THE MAKIO. 97 jolmm'aeWho is that big boy? PmeThat is Professor Comstock. fabimzh-What does he do? Pa.--He teaches Mathematics and Astronomy, and rides a bicycle. fdmnz'z.-Oh, Pa! Look at that tiude. PmeThat isnit a dude-that is Professor Thomas. jahmzzh-What does he do? PmeHe teaches Physics and acts as private detective. folmmla-Oh! tsilencei-tThe bell ringsJ Whatis that bell for ? PmeThe bell tells the boys its time to go to recitation. fahnnzkeDo the boys like to go to recitation? Pa.-Oh, yes, my son, not one of them would H cuti, if he could. joknnzheWhois that fellow with the red and lavender string on his coat? PmeHe belongs to the Sophomore class and is wearing part of the Sopho- more fiag. jalzmzzkeWhat is the Sophomore Class ? Pa.eMr. C. H. Aldrich. jaimm'e.-Gee, that must be a big class. Say, Pa, what is the matter with that manis hair ? Pa.-Oh, thatis Professor Lord, he has to get up to College for an n otclock recitation and hasnit time to comb his hair. jol'mm'z.--Why dnnit he get Prexy to cut his hair like he cuts ti Chawleyish Pa.-He was going to, but Chawley wrote from Johns Hopkins, that his Pa was all out of date on hair cutting. jolmm'e.-C0mc 011, Pa, letis go home-Pm tired. iExit Johnnie and his Paj This little boy came to the Dormitory for experience. But when the boys called to sec him and comfort him in his loneliness, he said, h Dearlyvbeloved boys, 13339 rictheUS have n. banquet.H And the good little boys said, H That would be very nicey but we do not want to inconvenience your pocket book? And the Bell boy ordered the feast 10 be spread, and the little boys did all come and feast; and the bells mug, and the Spoonfyerls rattled, and the rays shone, and every one felt exceeding joyuus L0 be full once more. And now Bell has no more visits from his numerous friends. THE MAKIO. ' 99 ALDRICH AND W. A. WOODWORTItL- There's ever a skirmish of wit between them.l7 ' J. R. TAX'LOR.- He was a man Of an unbounded stomachW ALBERTA DONNEZETTA CAREER. Wham in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweelf, SETH HAYES. Strive to be a mun before ymusmmher.H MASTERS, G. .- A nice man is 21111an of naaty ideasf, W. 'P. VANDEKVORT. Society is no comfort to one not sociablef OSTER. He who does not love wine women or son a g May not have so good .1 time, But hc111 livc nine times as long. CATIICART, C. C. IA needy, hollow-eyed, sharp looking Wletch, A living dead man. SOPHS. after the RusM- Fainting, gasping, trembling, flying, Panting, groaning, speedhless, dyingf CHERRYHoLMEs,- A worldling revelling in the fleld of strenuous idle- 11655.,, PRINE.-H Now, what a thing it is to be an ass, FOWLEIL- Surp nature formed me of her softest mould.H FITZPATRICK. 0, bed! bed! bed! delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head. qhe Editors as theg see each ether. J. S. MYERS. Height-5 ft. 9 in. Weight I45 lbs. Build-Queen Anne, with Mansard roof. Hair-Elegant and striking. Fyes-Burnt almonds. Clothes-Polonaise, with skirt cut bias. Dispositiom-Fine, when asleep. ' Character-vBold, but not wicked. Favorite Joke The one on Comstock. H. E. PAYNE. Height-S ft. II in. Weight I53 lbs. Build Depends 0n the tailor. Hair Cow licks abundant. a faded azure. Eyes-Cherry-red and lilac. Clothes-Hemp coat and corderoy pants, the latest. Disposition-Sweet Williams and honeysuckles. Character Retiring, unassuming, peaceable and law- abiding. Favorite Jokea Oh say. I was down to the focus to- day--0r, I mean the butcher shopeor, I should say, the hardware store-or, that is, the Piqua shops. ROBERT HAZLETT. Height-5 ft. 6 in. VVeight-H Don't mention it, boys, please. Build-Airy. Fairy. Hair-Camers hair. Eyes S0mething Fme, soft brown. Clothes-Small, but the very best. Disposition- Fit for Angels; a lovely thing To Conscience mild approval brings? Character Resemb1es Thomas JeffersoWs or John L. Sulhvan's. A. C, REEVES Height-g ft. 9 in. Weight--I7O lbs. Build Regular pumpkin. Hair-H Decayed dog. Eyestqueezed owl. ClothesaKemmleer base ball suit. THE MAKIO. IOI Disposition-KPrinters refused to publish itj Character- Treats the editors for silencej T. A. HUNTER. Height 5 ft. 6 in. ' VVeight I4O lbs. Build-Dodemlzed7mz. Hair U Fading away like the stars of the morning. Eyes Wine color, by request. Clothcs-Economizes in quantity. Disposition- Got swearing mad when asked for it and wouldn,t telll Charactcr Been put out to pasture for the summer. H. J. VVOODVVORTH. Height 6 ft. VVeight-I45 lbs. Build-Few and far between. Hair-Mottled with pink tea shade. Eyes Gangrene. Clothes-Hang loosely but gracefully. Disposition Mi1d and laughable. Character VVent to Hessenauefs once only. OUR SPECIAL ARTIST The Wreck 6f Hie Hesperus. It was the good almip Hesperus, That sailed the college Mm; And the Dutchman wiid, his little Kellee For company did take. Rad was his now as the picklsd bcet, Hi3 cheeks like the juwl of a hog, And his mauth like the hibiscus blossums red That grow an the edge of a bog. Up spaka the Praflzssor sf Botany Wha knew the boys 0:7 91d, 5' I pray thee put that fuel thing away Or WWII be fearfully sold. Last night I heard the dorm. boys say That m-night theyid Launch the thing, So prepare yourself withgut delay, For a tough 01d cmwd thefll bring. That night he: stand cm thc gmtmk mp, And thoughtfully took a chaw, And he wishad his schame might be a sncncss, Instead of a failum raw. Came hither! came hither! my wblc Ketlee, And dc; 110: trcmble 53; For I can wadlop the roughest gang Of boys in the O. S. U. Q, Rathy! I hear the church bells ring, 0, say, what may it he ? $ FL; the boys a-whistling up a gang?I And he hid behind a tree. '50, Kathy! I hear the saund of steps, 0, say, what may it be? HThom: devilish buya', wha can never rest Unless tormenting men,I Ki0, Kathy I I see a creeping form, 0l say, what may it be P THE MAKIOt 103 But Rothy answered never a worthe Scared clean daft was he. For down by the lake he saw the gang Had the thing prepared to hank fie As they shoved it forth to its billowy grave, tt Mein Gott W he cried, and sank.i Then Kellee prayed7 and w1shed, and hoped That he unseen might be; And he thought of Prexy who stilled the mob In the University. And on through the ranks of the bull frogs grim Who had gathered to see the show, Like a sheet-iron ghost the vessel swept Away from the deep grotto. The breakers were right above her bows, She sunk in the stagnant wave, And a whooping hurrah swept the leaves From the trees above her grave. She struck where the black and slimy mud Looked soft as Dutchy's bram, And as she disappeared from sight He pulled at his bottle again. At day-hreak in the Botanical Lab, The Professor stood amused To see the Dutchman wander in Considerably confused. The mud was frozen on his Clothes, A brick was in his hat, And his night nut-doors had made his joints As stit? as a frozen cat. Suchxwas the wreck of the Hesperus, 01' the Dutchman and Kellee ; And such are the deeds of the good little boys Of the University. tEA nautical term invented for the occasion. IOVCl-powered with emotion and beer. LAA.m Names of $dvertisers. L. M. Baker. Siebert 81 Estill. Col. Picture Frame C0. Phil Lang. George' H. Twiss. J. M. Milne. Siebert 8t Lilley. Ruhl, Corbett 8: Co. Urlin. Eichenlaub. Famous. ,J. R. Cook 8z Sons. J. S. Shobe. H. S. Conner. Thomas Lacey. C. Seibert. Blakiston 8: C0. William Hegclhcimcr. C. A. Summers. W. C. Mills. Bradford 85 CO. A. H. Smythe. J. 'W. Richards. W. T. Fickey. E.,I. Horsman. J. F. Luther. J05. Gillott 8: Sons. Wm. S. Kimball. J. F. Newman. Students' Supply Co. Freeman, Staley 8: Morton, Frank Greiner. E. S. Howard. M. W. Strait. D. L. Auld. Ohio State University. Press Comments. TWISS, BOOK STORE No. 69 SOUTH HIGH STREET. Books ESz Stationery, ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES, And Everything the Student needs In the Course of Study in the University, AT LOWEST PRICES. J M MILNE guy Zine of Gigars an Qigareffes. SPECIAL PRICES ,TO STUDENTS CLUBS. L7 BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURERS E AND DEALERS INE-E READY-MADE BLANK BOOKS OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. SQJgEgIELF! 6 EAAALEAY Magazines, Periodicals, Music and Old Books bound and re-bound at short notice. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Opera House Block, S. High St AUP StairsJ I COL 0MB US, 0. RUHLW OORBETTW T00 THE POPULAR GA. LTEEEE 5+ Nos. 55 8c 57 south High Street. Where Students and others giving Banquets will find them ready to serve at all times. IS THE ONLY ' giggigwAgMHgiE In Columbus that gives the regular $8.00 Ist Premium CABINET PHOTOS 2 FOR $8.50 Per Dozen, AND GUARANTEES THE BEST WORK IN OHIO. URLHV'S MHMMOTH HM PELHCE, Nos. 2x6 8: 218 South High Street, COLUMBUS, OHIO. CUT RATES TO STUDENTS. EICHENLAUBS ALL SHELL OYSTER HOUSE -AND EXCELSIOR DINING ROOMS; 74 North High St., COLUMBUS, O. 6 Shell Oysters Used Exclusively. THE ONLY ALL SHELL OYSTER HOUSE IN THE CITY. THE FAMOUS 800719 SHOE STORE, 105 SOUTH HIGH STREET. Stylish and Durable Boots and Shoes at Popular Prices. STUDENTS TRADE SOLICITED. J. R. COOK 81 SONlS Pharmacy, 1015 NORTH HIGH STREET, Can be found eVCrything Hrst-class in the DRUG LINE. ll Purity in Medicines ll is our motto. Our SODA VVATER is always cold. A fine line of Cigars, Cigarettes and Tobacco. PRESCRIPTIONS filled at all hours. Students are always welcome. Come and see us. J. S. SHOBE, Commission Merchant DEALER IN BUTTER, EGGS AND CHICKENS. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED TO STUDENTS' CLUBS. OFFICE, ST. JAMES HOTEL. H. s. CONNER, DAILY MEAT MARKET, 1114 NORTH HIGH STREET. Students, Clubs will End my Meat excellent, as proved by a yeafs trial at the large Dorm. THOMAS LACEY, GlRlOlclElR, 1116 NORTH HIGH ST., Dealer in all kinds of Staple and Fancy Groceries. Studentsy Clubs Guaranteed Satisfaction. C. SIEBERT, . DEALER IN ALL KINDS OF Hunting 8c Fishing Tackle. The attention of the students is callcd'to our fine selection of BALLS 64134 75. We sell many and sell 10w. COME AND SLL.. No. 217 South High street. HUME MADE BAKERY, MANUFACTURERS OF Emckers,BiSGUitSEandies,8m. WHOLESALE $5 RETAIL, Bread, Cakes, Fine Candies and Fruits a specialty. BLAKISTON 8: CO., 94 NORTH HIGH STREET, COLUMBUS, O. Press Gemments. The MARIO 0f i85 was an unprecedented failure-All 0217' Eircfzngrs. There are two hundred students at the Ohio State Uni- versity, a decrease of'over two hundled in the last three years. Cause, tthe constant and unprecedented failuie of the com c1ops LCatalem. B. G. Lamme, the mathetician has discovered a new and novel method to proye x e 0 when hist assuming that x : i88. fhe laioblem 15 exceedi ngly simple. eExclzmzcrE Mr. F, A. Ray IS on our streets se Iling Hokey Po key Icevcream. Mr. Ray has an excellent voice for the busi- ness.eFZJ'Zazm 1127115. The old log school house was crowded full last night to hear the lecture given by Mr. W. B. Alwood on UThe Mysteries of a Turnipf, The lecture Was well received tho, the subject was most too deep for the young man to . handle. We ain't much on scientific business up in these districts, but we pretend to know when a fellow is giving himself away. Mr. Aln'ood will lecture again next week on HThe Rise and Fall of the Corn-cobW-Bmlclowlz Boomerang. The people of this city were highly favored by the lee- ture given last week by Mr. C. A. Roth of Ohio fame. Mr. Roth's gubject was tt Friction of a Raindrop and the HAngle 0f Repose. The manner in which he dealt with these subjects showed that he was familiar with their appli- cation. eSIZdutawu Ga 127? The most remarkable diSCOVery in physical and mechan- ical science has recently been made by one C. A. Roth of the Ohio State University. He has succeeded in construct- ing a wheel of ordinary dust pans pasted on to the spokes of a sulky wheel, which being acted on by a stream of wa- ter M inch in diameter, with a fall of two feet to the mile, will throw a fountain stream 207 feet high. The water has not yet been thrown but three inches, and some doubt has been expressed 3:5 to the success of the experiment as the wheel makes but four revolutions per day,- -but the weld of Mr. Roth is pledged for its ultimate success and that places it beyond doubt. -N. Y. World. The undersigned has Removed his Merchant Tailoring. 805 SOUTH HIGH ST. Opposite the Court House, and has now a Complete Stock of New Spring and Summer SUITINGS. And an extra nice variety of Pants Goods, at our new place, for inspection, which we will sell at a very reasonable price. College Uniforms a Specialty. Thanking my friends and the public for past patronage, we respectfully solicit their trade in the WM; HEGELHEIMER, 305 South High Street, COLUMBUS, OHIO. ARTISTS. C A. SUMMERS ARTISTS 4 PARK HOTEL SHAVING PARLOR. FINE NEW BATH ROOMS. 4 ARTISTS. CIGARS 85 TOBACCO, ARTISTS 4 O On entering the Tmismial Parlor, each gentleman will l'e asked how he lilies the location, and if he says the parlor ought to have been placed somewhere else, the location will be immediately changed. The most comfortable seat in the shop for each gent. Daily papers from all parts of the country. Piano and telephone in each corner of the room. Ice water every minute, if required. Waiters of every nationality, if desired. Every waiter furnished with a hutton-hole bouquet. lull dress suit and his hair parted in the middle. Any gent not getting his ice water, as desired, will pleasemention the fact to the proprietor and the waiters: will be blown from the mouth Ufa cannon. The artists have been carefully selected to please every body, and 215 railroad references, are far superior to Appletmfs or any other manls guide. The proprietor will always be happy to hear that some other shop is the best in the country. Special attention given to parties who can give information as to how nicely haircuts and shaves ' are done at other placeg. Yours Respectfully, C. A. SUMMERS7 STUDENTS, PATRONAGII SoLIcITim. Park Hotel. KTVTMITLLS a: CO., DISPENSING PHARMACIEITS; 896 N. HIGH S12, I. O. O. F. BUILDING, PURE DRUGS AND CHEMICALS, CHOICE CIGARS, ETC. Prescriptions Filled at All Hours. BRADFORD 8: CO., FANCY GROCERIES, 900 NORTH HIGH ST., Make special efforts to procure goods free from adulter- ations, and sell goods as low as the lowest. Riddle, Graff 81 Co's Cigars a Specialty. Telephone 3 on 358 B ROA D ST R E ET. all 1111111 STREET. 0 STATE STREET. 0 STATE HOUSE. .5 + NEW POST 01:11am AND GOVERNMENT BUILDING. nu NEIL IIOUSE, in which is located the LARGEST BOOK STORE in Central Ohio. Here in the most convenient and beautiful location, you will H1111 a full stock of the New Books, Standard Buoks, Text Books. Books of Reference, Plain and Fancy Stationery; Engineers, Architects and Artists7 material, 8:9, 8m. You know almost without saying that this Bookstore is kept by A. H. SMYTHE, 4-1 South High Street, COLUMBUS, OHIO. DU In this building, :11 1111s noted Book Stme, 2111: the UNIVERSLTV HEADUUARU 11:. RICHARDS, gTHEi PRESCRIPTION DRUGGIST, CIGARS AND DRUGGISTS SUNDRIES. NORTH END DRUG STORE. 712 NUR'I'l-I HIGH STREET. M, 1- Kg! 33 CORNER GROCERY, NORTH EAST COR. SPRING Sz THIRD STS. TELEPHONE 754. SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS, CLUBS. HORSMANS CELEBRATED LAWN TENNIS. The Casino, Elbcron and Brighton Rackets are used by all the best players in the country. Agent for Ayresf Balls. Great reduction in prices of Tennis goods for 1886. Send stamp for illustrated catalogue of Tennis and Bicycles. E. I. HORSMAN, 80 8: 82 WILLIAM ST., N. Y. n- WM - vmwyxmwmw WM, gkw-..sTI-IE GOLD13V.HE:15AI.:1Z-FEELS;Q2 313A RIS EXPOSITION 18.1; WAS AWARD E D To 11031131, 033333;: 2: omlililgoa m1333c1 m' 81:8;1'13: Em EENS . '1: HNUMBERS 303 332 404 I7035lWlTHW3-3- 1; MIXTURES FOR PIPE OR CIGARETTE. THREE KINGS, Turkish, Perique and Virginia. MELLOW MIXTURE, Turkish and Perique. TURKISH and VIRGINIA. PERIQUE and VIRGINIA. GENUINE TURKISH. FLAKE CUTS, Especially Adapted for the Pipe. VANITY FAIR. SALMAGUNDI, a New Granulated Mixture. OLD GOLD. FKAGRANT VANITY FAIR. SUPERLATIVE. CLOTH OF GOLD. STRAIGHT CUT CIGARETTES. People of refined taste who desire exceptionally flne cigarettes should use only our Straight Cut, put up in satin packets and boxes of 105, 203, 505 and 1005. Our Cigarettes WCIC never so Hue as now; they cannot be surpassed for purity and excellence. Only the purest rice paper used. ESTAB- LISHED 1846. 14 FIRST PRIZE MEDALS. WM. 8. KIMBALL Sc 00., Peerless Tobacco Works, Rochester, N. Y. Students7 Supply Co. HEADQUARTERS FOR NEW BOOKS, SECOND-HAND BOOKS, STUDENTS STATIONERY, MILITARY. GLOVES, ETG.. ROOM 31, MAIN BUILDING. FERGUS 81 ADDISON. Freeman, Staley 8: Morton, IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN DRY GOODS, CARPETS 8r CURTAINS, 161 South High Street, COLUMBUS, OHIO. P. 5. Estimates given for furnishing Halls, Public Buildings and Resi- dences with Carpets, Curtains and Upholstery goods. STATE STREET When you want anything in the line of 3617667 SkOf TABLETS,PENC1LS,INK, , or anything in the line of FRANK GREINER, Proprietor. STA TIO NERY DonW go down street, but stop and 13 EAST STATE ST.y see E. S. HOWARD, At 1013 North High Street, near the om'nor 01' 4th Avcuuc. COLUMBUS, OHIO.


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