Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE The Oakwood-St. Clair Barber 'l'ln'ee Cliairs 'l'he t'll-an hp-to-llaite Shop We cnt your hair the way you want it. Soanes Senior: This hurts nie Blanche just found out yester- niore than it does you. day that it is impossible to wear Soanes Secundus: Corporal pun- 21 lilll' Suit- ishnient is surely sufficient llldlfl- -- nity kindly spare nie the insult to lf you walk in your sleep-take my intelligence. car-fare. pq..........,................................................,.............i.....,........-........,.....................................................................E1 5C Dainty's Orchard Fruit Suckers 5C They're Pure That's Sure Save the Coupons and Win a Prize! 530.00 First l'rize-525.00 Second Prize Also 50 lleautiful Wrist Watches and 50 Fountain l'ens. DAINTY CONFECTIONS LTD. 107 .X'l'l..XN'l'lL' AVE. 'l'URON'l'tl First Second Former: Look at Wanted that funny man across the street. Red Laurence will pay a fair Second Small child: What is he price tsee definition first pleasel doing? for a second-hand wheel-barrow to First Also: lle's sitting talking carry hooks to and from his locker. to a banana skin. Tires must be in good condition. i-g-........- ......H.........-...in-...H-...HU...-H.H.......iiH........................... --.H-...E 5 lf you'll take the pains to conie in, Our Shoes will help the pain to conie out. HARRY YOUNG tThe House of Superior Foot Se-rvice.J 961 Bloor St. W. At Dovercourt Toronto Pnyr l9'iy1lili1-Iwo

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A Chinese truck driver in Los Angeles sent the following bill to a hardware store for cleliverr charges: 10 goes 10 comes, At 50 cents a went-53.00. Two kinds of Oakwoodites: Those who are trying to make their work lighter, and those who are trying to make their lighter work. As the Gold Dust Twins said, Lux against us. What would the visiting Aus- tralian cadets think to this? Australia is round like a plate. high at the edges and the centre is filled with desfslertf' I-4-im-mm.-mn mmm-mm H1H1H11.1---.mm---mm-miEl R. G. FRY STATIONERY AND Z GIFT SHOPPE School Supplies Q Fountain Pens 2 Cards for A11 Occasions Gifts 1438 Yonge St. 284 Eglinton Ave. West 5 , Leudllie' llllrrarr 2 EI ....... .......... TH E OAKWOOD ORACLE fi-mmminuInI1I-1umuI1innIIinmiI-11I-11muumn--mmim , 3 New faluesi in Furniture Z ln our new preinises, we liare re- E 2 duet-il our Overliead Expenses so 5 much that we :ire prepared lu sur- E 2 prise you with our prices! 5 E I nrni!ure in the Latest Styles at Worth-While Savings! I Evans 8: Gordon : HOME l L'RNISHERS : 1133-35 St. Clair Ave. W. Q Open Evenings Kenwood 5331 5. ....... ..i..... .... . .... .... Then there's the one about the one-eyed Scotchman who demanded a half price ticket to the movies. fStranger coming into cafeter- ial : I want to see the 1n'oprietor. Is the gentleman in 7 Mr. Robb: Yes, I'm in. Stranger: Are you the proprie- tor Mr. Hobb: No, l'm the gentle- man, the proprietor is in the back room, lied Laurence claims he can't shave until old man time comes round again with the scythe. New '30 claims that. some time ago he discovered the secret of per- petual youth-We're inclined to be- ieve it must have been at the affe of five. Pflflr' L'f,c1l1fg1-um

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fTQ.......m ununuun-uumnm num-unuuuuu THE OAKWOOD OR AVI .IC nn num-muin-1-mmm-nnummmumm-mumu 1 : tllllllC'l' nt lm-:ist zu part pl Yulll' : ll'Hllllll'S - - let St.l'l:1ll' l'rvsx print l1lI'.X'1hl1 ST. CLAIR PRESS 767 sr. Clair w. While l'l1OLl1'IlfLlllj' chanting the I'risoner's Songu the other night, lrlllfllilj' '28, left out three bars and the prisoner escaped. Mr. Chrysler: Winn were the Cy- Clops 'f I-Illiot 29: Greek metorcycle cups, sir! Iiuripides pants you'll expose me. nm. Nemo ...............,..... ...............................gj llLlWSUll '29 says: Luulq wise :intl fool 'eIn. Morning' Prayers In Assembly Hull And give us this day nur flzlily' bread. flflrst Forlner who has been reading 'l'rez1su1'e Islz11nl.gYwY hu? an' at bottle u' rum. It's the call of the wild that brings Mr. Ihllikley into Bl! eYel',X' day. ..... . ........ km ATTE Tl0Nl Young Men! 2 ' WHY mr ximian? f,'Y-2 Smart styles! Snappy ll1Lil.l'l'lL1lrl ,ff XL' iflilgl Tailureml tn your inensilre. - l 7 f .il lil Sl'lTS Une lji! E 'rvxiznus X X, Y TUPi'UA'l'S With EXTRA PANTS 3529.00 l ll lfx Any Style-Any Material-Any Size lltv The be-ft value in 'lkvlmitnf l' - yx l See our excellent variety -rf unba:nt11l:lf- values in I I X X first quality furnishings. . A' Sutisfuetiwm gzuurunteeil ur ywur nnlney lun-k. l li 1-1 Cl ' l Y 5 Clformerly Une of the Boys- Nuff Sedul Y is 1224 ST. FLAIIQ AVE. Cline Block West of Dufferin SLD Kon. 2272 Hpen Iii enings Pffyf Efjflzfff-ilfwf