Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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A Chinese truck driver in Los Angeles sent the following bill to a hardware store for cleliverr charges: 10 goes 10 comes, At 50 cents a went-53.00. Two kinds of Oakwoodites: Those who are trying to make their work lighter, and those who are trying to make their lighter work. As the Gold Dust Twins said, Lux against us. What would the visiting Aus- tralian cadets think to this? Australia is round like a plate. high at the edges and the centre is filled with desfslertf' I-4-im-mm.-mn mmm-mm H1H1H11.1---.mm---mm-miEl R. G. FRY STATIONERY AND Z GIFT SHOPPE School Supplies Q Fountain Pens 2 Cards for A11 Occasions Gifts 1438 Yonge St. 284 Eglinton Ave. West 5 , Leudllie' llllrrarr 2 EI ....... .......... TH E OAKWOOD ORACLE fi-mmminuInI1I-1umuI1innIIinmiI-11I-11muumn--mmim , 3 New faluesi in Furniture Z ln our new preinises, we liare re- E 2 duet-il our Overliead Expenses so 5 much that we :ire prepared lu sur- E 2 prise you with our prices! 5 E I nrni!ure in the Latest Styles at Worth-While Savings! I Evans 8: Gordon : HOME l L'RNISHERS : 1133-35 St. Clair Ave. W. Q Open Evenings Kenwood 5331 5. ....... ..i..... .... . .... .... Then there's the one about the one-eyed Scotchman who demanded a half price ticket to the movies. fStranger coming into cafeter- ial : I want to see the 1n'oprietor. Is the gentleman in 7 Mr. Robb: Yes, I'm in. Stranger: Are you the proprie- tor Mr. Hobb: No, l'm the gentle- man, the proprietor is in the back room, lied Laurence claims he can't shave until old man time comes round again with the scythe. New '30 claims that. some time ago he discovered the secret of per- petual youth-We're inclined to be- ieve it must have been at the affe of five. Pflflr' L'f,c1l1fg1-um

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE Elnunnnumnmmuummmnuininunmuuumnnunv :mum-nummmunun u u In nunnnn nn nu in DR. ZIMMERMAN DENTIST E Uffire: Lloyilbrook SSW? llesidem-ez Lloyilbrook 6876 Gas Iixtraction 5 X-Ray 963 St. Clair Ave. W. lCor. Crang Ave-.5 : -mnnmmnu mm mnuumuuu-nu nun unmum-nu Kash 'ZSZ That was the most unkindest cut of all as the poet says. Tozman 28: What was that '? Kash: I showed her one of my boyhood pictures with my father holding' me on his knee, and she said- My, who is the ventrilo- quistf' Mary had a little lamb, One day she clipped its tresses, And found she had sufficient wool For fifteen modern dresses. lfatlierz Has your mother made up her mind to stay in '? Young Thing: No, she's made up her face to go out. Mr. Jewett Qin Physicsl: Are there any questions? Gill '29: Please, sir, how do you calculate the horse power of a don- key engine? I3--iimmm,mmmmmu 1-mm-lm ii- um-mmm'-mn. ................ ................ ...... .........E1 Howes '29: I have been trying to think of a word for two weeks. Jackson '29: How about fort- night? Doctor: I can cure you of the chicken-pox in less than a week. Isabel Archibald '28: Oh doctor, no rash promises! Al Diehl '28 fWalking up to the piano in the libraryl: Do you know I Got A Woman Crazy For Me? Jane Blackford '31 CPepping the fellows up at noon hourlz Oh you conceited thing! You boys are all alike. Wally Delabough '28: What do you mean, my girl reminds you of an ancient city? Al Medloch '28: Babble-ou, boy, Babble-on. y-.un-........................----n.m mn-num :mum-mln' : ltluiflxu-lm! :mil i-lliillipomll :mul n 1-proolk-ll uilli I.:ll'ytx. 'l'li1-y ic-:llly 5 I:-oli lik-v nf-yy :i:::lili, E FlIi'I',XINS-l,:u1nn1l 14vl lo rllll Il:l' most lnslivll-ills, Sllilluill wlun-s, :s1':illop.4 Vx- ii 'I'li-y yy ill llama squ.il-m 5 ul,xxlxl13'l's. l'lw:m.-.fl in rrrlil wat--I 'xml Iyl-ix soap. Rlolli-prooll-al wilh Z lmmvox NEW METHOD LAUNDRY LIMITED E his-I. sn:7l lllljjl l9'l'gjllfj1 NT Iinon How E .................... ...................rg

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE The Oakwood-St. Clair Barber 'l'ln'ee Cliairs 'l'he t'll-an hp-to-llaite Shop We cnt your hair the way you want it. Soanes Senior: This hurts nie Blanche just found out yester- niore than it does you. day that it is impossible to wear Soanes Secundus: Corporal pun- 21 lilll' Suit- ishnient is surely sufficient llldlfl- -- nity kindly spare nie the insult to lf you walk in your sleep-take my intelligence. car-fare. pq..........,................................................,.............i.....,........-........,.....................................................................E1 5C Dainty's Orchard Fruit Suckers 5C They're Pure That's Sure Save the Coupons and Win a Prize! 530.00 First l'rize-525.00 Second Prize Also 50 lleautiful Wrist Watches and 50 Fountain l'ens. DAINTY CONFECTIONS LTD. 107 .X'l'l..XN'l'lL' AVE. 'l'URON'l'tl First Second Former: Look at Wanted that funny man across the street. Red Laurence will pay a fair Second Small child: What is he price tsee definition first pleasel doing? for a second-hand wheel-barrow to First Also: lle's sitting talking carry hooks to and from his locker. to a banana skin. Tires must be in good condition. i-g-........- ......H.........-...in-...H-...HU...-H.H.......iiH........................... --.H-...E 5 lf you'll take the pains to conie in, Our Shoes will help the pain to conie out. HARRY YOUNG tThe House of Superior Foot Se-rvice.J 961 Bloor St. W. At Dovercourt Toronto Pnyr l9'iy1lili1-Iwo