Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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PHE OAKWOOD ORACLE ununmunmuuuunu mnmEI I GOT MY M.-XTRIC AT OAKWOOD! 2 sa... A. M. CLAVIR 1282 ST. CLAIR AVE. QC0rner Earlscourtj Representing Tip Top Tailors-Made-to!Measure Suits and Ove1'coats-324.00 : MENS AND BOYS' H.-XBERDASHEIIY Sweaters and Ties in Oakwood Colors. Dress well and succeed. 1 v n uuumv ummmnumumunmnuuinnunuuumuminmummuumuum:inininniinunnumunnmnummnn,1 Mr. Jackson: Gambling is a bad habit. Why don't you break your- self of it? Bill lleid '29: I've Come within a few cents of breaking myself often. S. S. Delegation: Would you like to join us in the new Missionary Movement 7 Helen Dignan: I'm crazy to try it. Is it anything like the Varsity Drag? Rhona Yorke: I spilled some acid on my hand and made It smart. Mr. Noble: Try drinking some. When the day after to-morrow is yesterday, to-day will be as far from Sunday as to-day was from Sunday when the day before yes- terday was to-morrow. What's to- day' Heard In The Cafe Line-Up Say! Just who do you think you're pushin' '? Well, how many guesses do I get? Griffitlrs '28: Have a cigar? Stainton '2S: No, but I'll take the nickel. As they say in room 26: Preach a thing long enough and you will eventually come to believe it your- self. Jessop '29: No ,girl ever made a tool out of me. uPGg'g'1G Chadwick '29: Who did lt then 'Z Chicago: Say bo! Ain't I shot you somewheres before '? Teacher: You're not fit for de- cent company-come up here and sit next to me. Ei-mn-I... --', mm. mi - ...--...-im..-.....H-..,......m....,...m.... ..m....S I D' OCS H Arc grip Q y.fEQ6E Grips the Arch i ' X Q l'l'l':nrl'- Mark Ili-gisteim-ll P ,V 7 l.'arri1-ll in all wiillhs and properly fitted. W. A. ARGUE Ilill. zum 1354 Ilmlmrst sr. EI-Iin-in-1.1.1-.........n. ........... ................................................E1 Puyfr Sr rr 111.11-1 llfjflf

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THE UAKWOOD ORACLE PARK BROTHERS Photographers QSMMQYONGEST. TORONTO Q Phone MAin 1269 .... Cole '30: llo you play the piano 'F Caplan '3O: I dunno, I've never tried. Mr. llrowne: Can you make a sentence to illustrate the word con- duit'? llnvies 229: I'm sorry. sir, but I conduit, Ah! nh! say theah, Iluustus is lllj' bziwth NYki1'Ill? Yessnh, the wuhmest uh was evzih in. Ilistory Teacher: What is il soc- llliiSt'., Kemp 28: A man who is always yyzmting' to divide something that doesirt belong to him. I-lv my H-vinm1im-Hmmm'.mmmv-nun. Q .W . .,3.:,4 J :.,w,... , . ',. 5 m,F.l?n1Xi':3v'L:1:1:5.':.: '. I And how have you been getting On, Mrs. Mumble'? Ah, miss, not too well. My poor 'usbzind 'ah 21 parallel stroke, and we've 'ad a 'ard time to make both ends meet. Kaplan '29: I was mimicking one of the teachers, yesterday, and he caught me. Fowler '29: What did he say? Kaplan: Told me to stop mukingi il silly ass of myself. Ilurnie '28: Hall' ai pound ol' cheese, please. Grocer: Gorgonzoln or Stilton 7 lluriez Start 'em across the coun- ter, mister, I'll take the winner. -mm Iininnunum---1uninIIn-1nunIn11anmn-umm---mm.-13 I ' WL. A .2 Y 2 ,. 2 FQU LIT V Women of D1'.5ce1'nmen f 25 fi' A MASTER FL'IlRIl'Ili is one who knows furs and ll'lllllLlf'lCtLll'E'l'S them, und whose reputation is unquestionable. Our Label is Your Protection s'1'oRAc:r: REPAIRS Buy in Confidence sms Broun sr. w. ,H Master l ui'i'ier ruoxr: LUNIBARD mem 2 A Member of Retail Furriers, C.NI.A. El ................................................. ..... .... ,...................v3 Pugr S1 f'r'11fgf-sf'f'1'll

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE '-----'- '-W-'---'---''-----------'--- -'--------'------------'-'--'--f'- '---- -----1-- ---'--'----f--m-'-'-f'-----1-'--W---'----' 21 WATSON HALE Dry Goods and Ready-to-Wear We Specialize in Ladies' llose Gloves and Corsets - The Store for Service 5 l020 St. Flair Ave. Lomh'1rd 7358 5 'ronoxro lil Todd 28: iexplaining date of evening beforel-I told her 1 was Il cave-man. Boddy '28: And what did she say? Todd: She said, I looked more like their ice-man. Miss Hanna: Give a sentence with the word departure in it. Traviss: Departure hair in the middle? u-uunnnmunnmI m mmnmummInuIIInmu-mmnnuumuummmmmuu mm-mm111mum-mmm-.m.B Burnham '129: l want you to know that my ancestors came over on the Mayflower. Arnup '29: No doubt, there were no immigration laws then. Mustard '29: Aren't your socks wrong side out? Maxwell '29: Yeah! My feet were hot, so I turlned the hose on them, Ei-I-mlm-U nommmImmlml-rm.1ln.-.....w..-mmmm..mu-mmmmmn1...-1.4 -A - For Good CLEANING-DYEING-PRESSING-REPAIRING Phone Lloydbrook 9357 E. B. JOHNSON 935 St. Clair, at Oakwood I:..mnmr.1Inf....mn.-f-..u--..-.- uv1unu1unummmnnn-:nun Lloyd Hunt '29: Oh Bint, don't you wish you were a bird, so you could float through the air, and rest on those big fleecy clouds? Hint '29: Naw! I'd rather be a n'elephant and squirt water through my nose. Mr. Robb: This is the third time I've caught you. Bill Glover '28: Don't be par- tial, sir, the others might not like it. IxlllluulllulunuInIlunurllrrIIxIII1Ixlllnuuull'vllnvlulvuuvll ' Hic: We're getting home awfully late last night, this morning. Cup: That's all right. Well sleep until this evening to-morrow. Conductor: Hey! How many are there in that berth 'F Voice: Just one Connie! Here's our ticket. How did he get run over, Hill? Oh he was picking up a horse shoe for luck. Pczgw Sw-fwzfff-111'm