Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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THE UAKWOOD ORACLE PARK BROTHERS Photographers QSMMQYONGEST. TORONTO Q Phone MAin 1269 .... Cole '30: llo you play the piano 'F Caplan '3O: I dunno, I've never tried. Mr. llrowne: Can you make a sentence to illustrate the word con- duit'? llnvies 229: I'm sorry. sir, but I conduit, Ah! nh! say theah, Iluustus is lllj' bziwth NYki1'Ill? Yessnh, the wuhmest uh was evzih in. Ilistory Teacher: What is il soc- llliiSt'., Kemp 28: A man who is always yyzmting' to divide something that doesirt belong to him. I-lv my H-vinm1im-Hmmm'.mmmv-nun. Q .W . .,3.:,4 J :.,w,... , . ',. 5 m,F.l?n1Xi':3v'L:1:1:5.':.: '. I And how have you been getting On, Mrs. Mumble'? Ah, miss, not too well. My poor 'usbzind 'ah 21 parallel stroke, and we've 'ad a 'ard time to make both ends meet. Kaplan '29: I was mimicking one of the teachers, yesterday, and he caught me. Fowler '29: What did he say? Kaplan: Told me to stop mukingi il silly ass of myself. Ilurnie '28: Hall' ai pound ol' cheese, please. Grocer: Gorgonzoln or Stilton 7 lluriez Start 'em across the coun- ter, mister, I'll take the winner. -mm Iininnunum---1uninIIn-1nunIn11anmn-umm---mm.-13 I ' WL. A .2 Y 2 ,. 2 FQU LIT V Women of D1'.5ce1'nmen f 25 fi' A MASTER FL'IlRIl'Ili is one who knows furs and ll'lllllLlf'lCtLll'E'l'S them, und whose reputation is unquestionable. Our Label is Your Protection s'1'oRAc:r: REPAIRS Buy in Confidence sms Broun sr. w. ,H Master l ui'i'ier ruoxr: LUNIBARD mem 2 A Member of Retail Furriers, C.NI.A. El ................................................. ..... .... ,...................v3 Pugr S1 f'r'11fgf-sf'f'1'll

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE .......... .... ................................... Q For a Guaranteed Job in French Cleaning' -'l'rv ELLIOTT CLEANERS 769 sm. Clair w. l3................................................................................ Doris Mcliindleyz So, he's an ex- perienced lover T Ruth Lundy: Well he can tell in- stantly whether you are pensive or sleepy. Hangy Owens: Come on, let's play house. -One GUQSS-I Oh it's such a k1d's game. Hank : Not the way I play it! 4You were rightl: Huh! Well, you be the door and I'll slam you. mm 4 ninmumin-menunnununuunuuuuunmunnnuunnnu annumnnmmnunmum Hill. 5081-5082 ll lllll lulllllnlnllln nlnlllnunlll I u In uululllnulullnl lnnln unlnnnn -lil Mr. Kirby: What is the differ- ence between ammonia and pneu- monia? Small boy: One comes in bottles, the other in chests. Weary Editor: Where did you get these jokes '? One of the eight contributors: Out of the air. Weary Editor: And yet Mr. Dunkley still insists that we have a good ventilation system. E TUDY Bl INEEE' : The largest incomes in every city are earned by men and women trained : 2 in ISLSINIGSS. TRAINED young people are constantly needed to fill good E . business positions. Competent students are readily placed. 1 Our practical courses in Stenography, Bookkeeping, Commercial Private : 1 Secretarial, and French-English Stenography, prepare for better positions : : and higher pay. Hundreds of former Dominion students testify to the value and importance of the thorough business training received here. An exclusive feature of the Dominion is the fact that a high school : : student may complete any part of his Matriculation in our ltlatriculation De- : E partinent while pursuing a business course. Commercial French is another 1 5 advantage, open to high school graduates. . A copy of our illustrated catalogue will gladly be sent upon request. : 2 .lust 'phone Trinity 2663. Dominion Business College, Limited Z 525 Bloor Sl. Wea-it Iii u-nm-ui-numumnnmuun in Ijfljll' .S'4f1'r'flfg1-sf.i' J. V. Mitchell, Bark., Principal 5 ....... E7

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PHE OAKWOOD ORACLE ununmunmuuuunu mnmEI I GOT MY M.-XTRIC AT OAKWOOD! 2 sa... A. M. CLAVIR 1282 ST. CLAIR AVE. QC0rner Earlscourtj Representing Tip Top Tailors-Made-to!Measure Suits and Ove1'coats-324.00 : MENS AND BOYS' H.-XBERDASHEIIY Sweaters and Ties in Oakwood Colors. Dress well and succeed. 1 v n uuumv ummmnumumunmnuuinnunuuumuminmummuumuum:inininniinunnumunnmnummnn,1 Mr. Jackson: Gambling is a bad habit. Why don't you break your- self of it? Bill lleid '29: I've Come within a few cents of breaking myself often. S. S. Delegation: Would you like to join us in the new Missionary Movement 7 Helen Dignan: I'm crazy to try it. Is it anything like the Varsity Drag? Rhona Yorke: I spilled some acid on my hand and made It smart. Mr. Noble: Try drinking some. When the day after to-morrow is yesterday, to-day will be as far from Sunday as to-day was from Sunday when the day before yes- terday was to-morrow. What's to- day' Heard In The Cafe Line-Up Say! Just who do you think you're pushin' '? Well, how many guesses do I get? Griffitlrs '28: Have a cigar? Stainton '2S: No, but I'll take the nickel. As they say in room 26: Preach a thing long enough and you will eventually come to believe it your- self. Jessop '29: No ,girl ever made a tool out of me. uPGg'g'1G Chadwick '29: Who did lt then 'Z Chicago: Say bo! Ain't I shot you somewheres before '? Teacher: You're not fit for de- cent company-come up here and sit next to me. Ei-mn-I... --', mm. mi - ...--...-im..-.....H-..,......m....,...m.... ..m....S I D' OCS H Arc grip Q y.fEQ6E Grips the Arch i ' X Q l'l'l':nrl'- Mark Ili-gisteim-ll P ,V 7 l.'arri1-ll in all wiillhs and properly fitted. W. A. ARGUE Ilill. zum 1354 Ilmlmrst sr. EI-Iin-in-1.1.1-.........n. ........... ................................................E1 Puyfr Sr rr 111.11-1 llfjflf