Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE .......... .... ................................... Q For a Guaranteed Job in French Cleaning' -'l'rv ELLIOTT CLEANERS 769 sm. Clair w. l3................................................................................ Doris Mcliindleyz So, he's an ex- perienced lover T Ruth Lundy: Well he can tell in- stantly whether you are pensive or sleepy. Hangy Owens: Come on, let's play house. -One GUQSS-I Oh it's such a k1d's game. Hank : Not the way I play it! 4You were rightl: Huh! Well, you be the door and I'll slam you. mm 4 ninmumin-menunnununuunuuuuunmunnnuunnnu annumnnmmnunmum Hill. 5081-5082 ll lllll lulllllnlnllln nlnlllnunlll I u In uululllnulullnl lnnln unlnnnn -lil Mr. Kirby: What is the differ- ence between ammonia and pneu- monia? Small boy: One comes in bottles, the other in chests. Weary Editor: Where did you get these jokes '? One of the eight contributors: Out of the air. Weary Editor: And yet Mr. Dunkley still insists that we have a good ventilation system. E TUDY Bl INEEE' : The largest incomes in every city are earned by men and women trained : 2 in ISLSINIGSS. TRAINED young people are constantly needed to fill good E . business positions. Competent students are readily placed. 1 Our practical courses in Stenography, Bookkeeping, Commercial Private : 1 Secretarial, and French-English Stenography, prepare for better positions : : and higher pay. Hundreds of former Dominion students testify to the value and importance of the thorough business training received here. An exclusive feature of the Dominion is the fact that a high school : : student may complete any part of his Matriculation in our ltlatriculation De- : E partinent while pursuing a business course. Commercial French is another 1 5 advantage, open to high school graduates. . A copy of our illustrated catalogue will gladly be sent upon request. : 2 .lust 'phone Trinity 2663. Dominion Business College, Limited Z 525 Bloor Sl. Wea-it Iii u-nm-ui-numumnnmuun in Ijfljll' .S'4f1'r'flfg1-sf.i' J. V. Mitchell, Bark., Principal 5 ....... E7

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have lost what little reason, if any, they have! Pardon me while I take a cough drop. I seem to have lost my voice and I must pause while it comes back to me. tDei Suprie pa! Turn that guy off and get the play-by-play on the fights or something good ......... click.l Receipt for a Kiss. 1. To a piece of dark piazza, add two persons, whose names are of masculine and feminine genders. 2. Add a measure of moonlight. 3. Press into two strong arms. -1. Sift lightly with 12 ounces of attraction and one of romance. Add a measure of folly, stir in a floating ruffle, and two or three whispers. 6. Dissolve one or two glances in a well of silence. T. Dust with an ounce of resis- tance and two of yielding. 8. Place the kiss firmly on burn- ning lips, then cool on a smooth cheek. J.W. 5B did this No phone or mail orders please Visiting Hours Ill p.m.-1 a.m. Freshettesl Remember what Aesop said: -Laugh and the world laughs with you, -Cry and you streak your rouge. Fendlay '28: Was the fire drill successful 'Z Thomson '28: Well say! I got to know two smart second form las- sies on the way out. To prove: His love. Construction: Take any couple in love. Let them be John and Mary. Proof: John is a man, and he is a man. therefore he equals John. Similarly Mary is a woman and you are a woman, therefore you equal Mary. Substitute equal values in the first equation and we get he loves vou. 5- THE OAKWOOD ORACLE Gord says he always preferred a knot of soft dark lustrous fem- inine hair to a neck like a nail brush. If Oakwoodites Ran The Police Force Brodie '28: tarrested for speed- ing on a windy dayj-Officer there goes my hat, may I go after it '? Fenlon '28: Ha ha, my lad, you don't catch me so easily. You'd soon beat it. You stay right here -I'll run after it. Ranta '29: I've got a terrible toothache. Don Ritchie '30: Why don't you do, what I do. When I get a tooth- ache I go right over to my girl's place. She puts her arms around my neck, kisses me, smooths my forehead and I forget all about the toothache. Why don't you try it '? Ranta: I sure will. Is your girl home now? Hugh: You really love me Mabel '? Mabel: Why of course, Ralph. Hugh: Ralph? My name's Hugh! Mabel: Oh goodness I keep think- ing this is Monday. Lies slumbering here One, Emily Bright, She put out her left hand And turned to the right. Scotch Birthday Card Birthday greetings, lassie, Merry Christmas, too, Happy New Year, Easter gladness All I speed to you. Incidently t'would be fine, If you'd be my Valentine. Latest Song Hit: The Litmus Blues -by Mr. Kirby-The tune's not much-but oh! the air! Davidson '29: What always come in pairs? Stephenson '29. Scissors '? Davidson: No, Pear seeds. Page Seventy-fiz'c

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THE UAKWOOD ORACLE PARK BROTHERS Photographers QSMMQYONGEST. TORONTO Q Phone MAin 1269 .... Cole '30: llo you play the piano 'F Caplan '3O: I dunno, I've never tried. Mr. llrowne: Can you make a sentence to illustrate the word con- duit'? llnvies 229: I'm sorry. sir, but I conduit, Ah! nh! say theah, Iluustus is lllj' bziwth NYki1'Ill? Yessnh, the wuhmest uh was evzih in. Ilistory Teacher: What is il soc- llliiSt'., Kemp 28: A man who is always yyzmting' to divide something that doesirt belong to him. I-lv my H-vinm1im-Hmmm'.mmmv-nun. Q .W . .,3.:,4 J :.,w,... , . ',. 5 m,F.l?n1Xi':3v'L:1:1:5.':.: '. I And how have you been getting On, Mrs. Mumble'? Ah, miss, not too well. My poor 'usbzind 'ah 21 parallel stroke, and we've 'ad a 'ard time to make both ends meet. Kaplan '29: I was mimicking one of the teachers, yesterday, and he caught me. Fowler '29: What did he say? Kaplan: Told me to stop mukingi il silly ass of myself. Ilurnie '28: Hall' ai pound ol' cheese, please. Grocer: Gorgonzoln or Stilton 7 lluriez Start 'em across the coun- ter, mister, I'll take the winner. -mm Iininnunum---1uninIIn-1nunIn11anmn-umm---mm.-13 I ' WL. A .2 Y 2 ,. 2 FQU LIT V Women of D1'.5ce1'nmen f 25 fi' A MASTER FL'IlRIl'Ili is one who knows furs and ll'lllllLlf'lCtLll'E'l'S them, und whose reputation is unquestionable. Our Label is Your Protection s'1'oRAc:r: REPAIRS Buy in Confidence sms Broun sr. w. ,H Master l ui'i'ier ruoxr: LUNIBARD mem 2 A Member of Retail Furriers, C.NI.A. El ................................................. ..... .... ,...................v3 Pugr S1 f'r'11fgf-sf'f'1'll