Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE In Wonderland. Clang! Clang!-The motorman leaned forward from his window in the car, a smile upon his lips and a twinkle in his eye- Would you kindly drive off the track '? he asked quietiy -Sorry to trouble you, old man, but I really am in a hurry. The truck driver promptly pull- ed to one side. My error entirely, old chap, you must pardon my seeming carelessness, but I had no idea your car was so near. Thank you so much, grinned the motorman. Not at all, don't mention it-do have one of my cigars. And the car went rapidly for- ward. Quite a dapper young shiek, Was Oliver Teen, Till he punched in the lid Of a bottle of cream. Mr. Hanna: fln Modern His- toryl-What was Lincoln's Gettys- burg' Address '? Rice '28: I didn't ever know he lived there. Pride Goeth Before a Severe Flop. ' Which reminds me of an incident ot last summer. A daring young mosquito had penetrated my guard and bitten me on the Adam's apple. He then retreated a few feet to survey the monument he had rais- ed to his glorious memory, and seemed quite surprised at its ex- tent. Nevertheless, the orney little son of a gun decided to take full credit to himself and forthwith. pompously closed his eves, stuck out his chest and gave vent to his war-cry. It was precisely at this moment that a heavy hand descended forcibly upon his bliss- ful head-There is a vacant chair at home sweet ditto. Did you hear about the Scotch- man who went to a two-ring' cir- cus? He came away cross-eyed. I always thought that fleas were black, So now I'd like to know, How Mary had a little lamb, Whose fleas were white as snow. 0 L ttf lr! ll l lllllllllllllfllt 'Sll.lllV Prrgr' Sw:-r'11fgf-flllw

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE Qntbungfs Svpeerb Ladies and gentlemen. this pro- gram is coming to you over station S.P.Q.ll.. owned and operated by the Alabaster Paving Stone Co., Ill-1 Appian Way. Mr. Anthony B. Smith. through the courtesy of the l'nited Olive Seed Removers Inc. of llome, Italy, will deliver the next speech, Mr. Smith. Friends. Romans, Countrynieni Lend me your earphones-CI might say at this time that this program through the courtesy of the U.O. S.II. is in coimnemoration of the re- cent death of Mr. G. J. Caesar, a prominent citizen of this beautiful city of yours.j I come to bury Caesar. not to praise him, because the Public Health Commission has complained against leaving the body uninterred any longer. The eyil that men do lives after them, as one can easily see by reading the April number of the Lurid Con- t'ession's Magazine, on sale at most news stands. The noble Brutus hath told you that Caesar was ambitious. Brutus is a senator, and anyone who has been following the recent investi- gation in the Senate concerning the graft made on the chariot races will known how much Brutus' word is worth. However that may be, here un- der leave of Brutus and the rest lor rather under the sponsorship oi' the United Olive Seed Removers lnc.J come I to speak in Caesar's funeral, which by the way is the most gorgeous and expensive fun- eral with which the Senate has ever honoured one of its members. He was my friend, faithful and just to me. Often did he lend me money and procure through his influence with the promoters, seats in the most desirable section of the Colos- seum. liut llrutus says he was ambitious: and Brutus is an hon- ourable man, that is if a lying Page .S'r'1'1 Iliff-fifllll' cheating, sneaking politician may be called honourable. You are listening P.Q.R., broadcasting Smith's 'after dinner the banquet in commemoration of the recent death of Mr. G. J. Cae- sar, late of this city. Stand by, please. He QM1: G. J. Caesarl hath brought many captives home to Rome, and hath charged great sums for seats at the trials in the Senate Chamber, which revenue did the general coffers fill. Did this 111 Caesar seem ambitious? Yet Brutusf and by the way Brutus has owed me fifteen shekels since a year ago last Ides of January,J says he was ambitious. You all did see that on the Supercal I thrice present.ed him a kmgly crown which he did thrice refuse. -Listen folks, that was Just a clever little publicity stunt 211'1'anged by some newspaper men and Caesar had nothing whatever to do with it. Yet Brutus says, for the fourth time, he was ambitious. At this point I would like to an- nounce that as a result of certain investigations, it has been discov- ered that a well-known news sheet has paid Brutus 50,000 lires each time he makes this statement, which is utterly unfounded concern ing Caesar's ambition. I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, be- cause I don't consider his opinion of the slightest valueg but here I am to speak what I think will do Caesar's cause most good. You all did love him once, not without cause, for did he not make vast campaign speeches before his elect- ion? Did he not put through the bill providing for reopening of the Public Bar? And did he not estab- lish a municipal play ground and golf course on the Palatine Hill? I ask you. O judgment! Thou are fled to brutish beasts and men to station S. Mr. Anthony speech from