Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE Walker: The cowboys in Texas don't catch steers on horse-back any more. Yicary: Why don't they 7 Walker: Because steers don't ride horse-back. Collegian Sayary: Is there any difference between a yision and a sight? Carrick: No. Sayary: Then my girls a vision and yours is ai? tSayary is doing nicely nowl. S. A. C. Review Kellam: You know that I saved a girl from drowning last year 'P Hull: No did you '? Kellam: Yeh! I saw the tide was washing her out so I threw her out a cake of soap to wash her back. Conning Tower Hear about the Scotchman who went insane? No! How did it happen '? He bought a score card and nei- ther team scored. Conning Tower Morning Song. Each morn the rosy-fingered dawn Comes up so poets say And robins chirp along the lawn To greet the newborn day: From bough to bough the blue birds flirt: The leaves with dew are pearly: I'll take the poet's word for it I don't get up that early. GOBLIN. Frank-I told her every time I kissed her it made me a better man. Lou-.-Xnd what did she say '? Frank-She said, I needn't t1'y to get to heaven in one night. Water to water lnk to ink The flappers do What the old maids think! Page Fifty-Four Try This! A young man was able to take a different girl each night to the most expensive restaurant in town. Before going in he told them they were getting stouter. ' L. L. A. Helen: Fatso you have been so good to me that I'm going to do you a favour. You can take me to din- ner tonight. Fatso: That's good Helen, does your mother know we're coming? Lampadion Scotch Traffic Code Red Light: Stop the engine. Yellow Light: Get out and crank. Green Light: Go fast and save gas. Reserve Red Cat What's the differenc.e between a girl and a horse? I don't know. I'll bet you've had some great dates. L. M. H. Fair accused: I wasn't going thirty miles an hour-not twenty- not even ten, in fact when the offi- cer came up I was practically stand- ing still and- Magistrate: One moment, I must stop you--or you'll be backing into something. Ten dollars and costs. Lampadian. Isl. S. M. 1To raw recruitl: I've seen your face before. R. R. Cexpectantlyj : Yes, sir ? ll. S. M.: It was on a salmon can, you poor fish. u R. Il.: l've seen yours before too, sir. I-3. S. M.: Yeah! Where? R. R.: On a sack of tobacco- vou big bull!

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THE UAKWOOD OR ACLE fllletailiorpbusis Mary had a little lamb, No, not the one you know- This was another, different lamb, This one was Mary's beau. He half lived at the telephone, To see where she would go, And everywhere that Mary went Her lamb was there also. He had a nifty little car: 'Twas always at her service. The lamb drove at terrific pace- He couldn't make her nervous. The lamb was always at her house, Morning, noon, and night. And Mary's mother knit her brows, She didn't think it right. 4,671 Ill 'El ff ll 'ei ,WE He rushed poor Mary off her feet: She grew both thin and pale, Pray listen now, and I will tell, The finish of my tale. The lamb, he had a father wise, He saw how things were going, He k11ew the quantities of oats- Wild ones-his son was sowing. He Cut the lamb's allowance down, He took his car away, And unto his big' boy he said: You'll go to wo1'k to-day! So now he's working well and hard, He earns his food and sleep, He frolics like a lamb no more, He's now a steady sheep. Adelaide li. ll. Sternberg, HI.-X ll l'l li A67 W IV PQIZJ 'V rv 11 I M... Y upa -mos -g i I Ss Q ,, '31 i TQSWA4 ii vl l q-A-ei liF'lli 3-fs. l H' , +R- xllfflr jk ,V i -E -. ,E up ,e 1. . W , llfkffg l D -- 52 , ffl uf, Nik Th' 1 , A-SQ , . I . -M I p , L.: xg - - YoU PAY FUR URANGE-CRUSH E GET IT! . 2 Orange-CRUSH is the only bottled, carbonated beverage containing orange 2 2 juice and sold throughout Canada. all 8- 5 Sold everywhere in the Krinkly Bottle E and by the drink at soda fountains. E Iuinnuu muinin:mumum:uaunnuininummnmnnmusuinumnuuuu nunnnmunumnuunnnunfa Page Fifty-Fire