Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE Qllllllllllll llllllllllllll Illl Illllll lllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllqlgllgllll 'IQ REMEMBER MoTHER's DAY 2nd Sunday in May WALSH, FLORIST 649 St. Clair Ave. Near W ych wood Prompt Deliveries to All Parts of City. E-1IIuIn1IiuIumnmmmm-mummm.mum.mi-inin---II--ininI--ImiImi-iniinIinImm.mlmmmmmimi mum.-mfg First Indian: Let's go on the warpath. Second Indian: We can't. It's being paved. George: Last night I dreamt I married the smartest looking girl in the world. Georgina: Oh George! Were we happy '? Salter '28 ion office dutybz A man called while you were out sir, and said he'd like to thrash you. Principal: What did you say '? Salter '28: I just said I was very sorry you weren't in. Dellabough '28 Con 'phoneJ : Will you please put Marjorie on the wire? Irate Father: What do you think my daughter is? A tight-rope walk- er? Who Says And you're supposed to he a Cadet. There is no intermission be tween periods. You're not worth the varnish you wear off the seat. Here's my calling-card. I fear you will meet with de- feat. Hence-thusly-in like man- ner-as a result. I s'pose you think I didn't see. X .,.. Iuh . Do you realize that you are ser- iously disrupting the process of ad- ministration within this institu- tion? He: Have a cigarette '? She: Sir! I go to Havergal. He: Pardon me. Have a cigar. i'iii iiiiiiii iiii iiii Fine Shoe Repairing 1028 ST. CLAIR AVENUE When in boot trouble, be sure to repair to DUFF'S SHOE REPAIR .....,............................... ..........................................EJ Pugv Eiiffllfff'-YfJl'f'li

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PHE OAIIWOOD ORACLE Entrance l Appleton Aye. Phone l.0ml1ard 9895 DR. 1-1. 1v1. CORLETT ' DENTIST I Corner St. Clair and Appleton Aves. QOVEI' Post Officel Open Evenings by Appointment. . . mn mm' nu 111-111.111-1num-uimunuimmm Mr. lloluli Qafter a stormy session in Y.-X, noon hourj : llaggsl Did you throw that wad that stuck on the l1lzlCkl1o:1rfl '.' llaggs 28: lindi,Q'nantlyl: No sir! Mine didn't stick. l'qll'St Crook till hotel 11101115 I Say flid youse see dis sign, Have you li-t't 2IllXIlllll,Q ?H S1-cond I'sed Car Salesman: lIat's right, we migrht as well take fh- lamp shade after all. Ilelen 28: I'vi- just conie from the In-aiity parlour. Iileanor 29: What! Were they c-losed 2lll'02l1'lX.? McKay '30 says he likes his new slicker alriglit, only he Can't get used to the wood across the should- ers and the hook keeps pushing his lint oil. ........................................... ........E1 Hankins '28 Qin caf. line-upjz Could you pass the bread '? Thomson '28: I think I can. I move pianos all sunnner. Giraldo: What's the charge for this battery ? Mechanic: Three amperes. Giraldo: Well, how much is that in Canadian money '? Gord Way '29: Ma got me a new dictionary, but I don't have to read it, it's self-pronouncing. Henning '29s Why don't you put on your slicker? Iidmonds 29: I can't. I got a book in o11e hand a11d it won't go through the sleeve. Tee: My girl has lots of per- sonalityf' Hee: Mine isn't goocllooking' either. ni -------------'- ---'----'-----'--'-- -'----'------- ' '- '-- -'- '- - ------ - gl THE VERY BEST Sporting and Athletic' Goods . 1 w - l11llllll4'U' slovk nf Sports lhtllllllllllllll, for 1-vs-rv Qulllll' 'lt 'ill timo- v 1 tolli-ge Sw:-ati 1 . .. s. -rs, Cr:-sts, ete. : Brown's Sports 81 Cycle Co., Limited l orm1-rly Percy A. McBride's Sporting Goods 5 Ill!-315 YUNHIC ST. lhfyfr fulfyjfllfj-.sf.f' '1'o1zoN'1'o lllllllllllllllllllllllIli

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PHE OAKWOOD ORACLE 5' 13 vuazrr-Muff' A Seiye 21 tasty dinner oi' lunclu-o11 at the noon houi' at the Oakwood and St. . z Clair Shop Lot us Catei' to your taste. 23 Shops ....................... ............ .........1..51 llozaclt 'ESI l'y'e Called to see about a job. BA-C There is a class 5.-X and C, ' As big' as any class could be- Asli Mr. Robb. Tliey XY0l'li with all their might and main, Put school before all other Claim, .-Xsli Mi: Robb. They'll die of work bot'o1'e ll-ll0X'1'0 old. Because The good die young ' we'1'e told- Asli iXl1'. Robb. t P1'ltllQt' Aristides, lmowest thou it one dost 1'et11111'e a license to llllllt lD92l1 ?H Avaunt, Sinon, thou jester, the law 11e1'n1its no such unseenily dis- play. lf'ou1- bawls a11d I walk, said Mix Ilunliley, slippi11g' out ol' l1is nice Wai-111 bed, as the l'lltlll'G ,Q'i1'l's baseball cliainpion yelled from hoi' vradle. Ross: llut I do all the work n1y 1 K Axle .X st-lf. 1 Hozacltz Finef When do l start. gf 1:i':??5 X15 -. -igfiilaili' -A Day 29: What do you think 'ii' fi about loy'e'.' 4 3 ,F ,lane lil21Clli'U1'flZ tdrayviiig away' ii-. , M , - 'o f suspiciouslyb: Art- you a tabloid ' K 1 1'e11o1'tcl' '.' I deinand justice, justice SCl'021Illt'fl the 11u11il. U l1'y and l'L'lll6I'IllJGl' you are 111 school, please, said the tt-a0l1e1'. Barber Vollegt- Yell Ilou' about some llilll' oil? lloyy about a l'llll'.' llou' about a nt-ck shave '.' 01' a facial SCl'lllJ.., Clip 'em o11 tht- chin, boysf Vlip 'om on tho dome! f'11t yourself a piect- of throat .Xnrl inakt- y'Hlll'Sf'lf' at homo. Ill!-ffl' El'fj!l,fjj-l'l'fjlIf uuviv WITH THE 'f1 ' I at PINE CREST Muskoka JULY 6-AUG. 17 fiillllll lloolalet Mailed Oll Request. Phone RA. 5171 - Lj.111oo- 11111111111111no11111111-11111111111111 11111-.im