Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE Name and Address! Stew: Is she your best girl '? Stewed: No just necks best. Automobile designers are still making the same mistake-they're putting the stop lights on the out- side. Blessings on thee, Freshie dear, Bobbed-haired girl with knees too near. With thy rolled down silken hose, And thy very scanty clothes, With thy red lips reddened more With rouge and lipstick from the storeg With all my heart I give thee joy, Glad that I was born a boy. Parkdale: You'll have to admit, old man, we are better losers at our school. Oakwood: Sure, but look at the practice you've had! Fenlon: That fellow you just danced with is in my class. Jean: You flatter yourself. I Helen Dingle: Just think, a single Morman would have as many as ten wives. Isabel Archibald: Goodness! How many did the married ones have '? Helen Day: Oh, what a beautiful statue. That's alabaster, isn't it '? lbrena Dixon: No, you rummy, that's Aphrodite. Quarterback: l've got a little play up my sleeve. Half-back: That's nothing. I've got a big run up my stocking. Page Fifty-Six Boddy: Why is the water below a falls green '? Edmonds: Well, spring it. Boddy: Because its just come OV61'. I It's terrible how people in this hectic modern age refuse to pay homage to antiquity. Why they even refuse to laugh at some of the jokes in the collegiate rag. Then there's the girl who is dif- ferent and the girl who is indiffer- ent. In the former case she's the only girl, in the latter, shels the lonely girl. An excellent time to kill two birds with one stone is during a saxophone duet. Isabel: I had my eyes examined yesterday. Ev, '29: I always close mine when they kiss me. Pupil fleaving Mr. Jackson's room after the usual detention per- iodb : Well, good morning, Mr. Jack- son! Nothing is sure but death by taxis. ' Mr. Dunkley ftalking about con- Junctive dum J: Don't call that dumb, it sounds too much like an autobiography. i '5 A NOTICE BORED

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