Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE Navigating officer ton bridgeb: All hands on deck! The ship is leaking. Sleepy voice from fo'c'le: Aw put a pan under it and come to bed. Bell: My father's a doctor, so I can be sick for nothing. Hup: Well, mine's a preacher, so I can be good for nothing. Young: What are you writing 'F Hawkins: A joke. Young: Well, give her my re- gards. If Cleopatra fell off the balcony, would Julius Caesar? Johnston: Soniething's preying on my mind. Kemp: It'll soon die of starva- tion. In Italy the holes in doughnuts are used to stuff macaroni. Correct These Sentences No thanks. you can't treat me to another e'clair, said McLean. He charged me ninety-eight cents, I gave him a dollar and told him to keep the change, said Kelly. We always get good weather for the rugby finals, said Mr. Dunk- ley, with a smile. fl ff: Ni? I i-f fe ii ll? 4 QI Q g f'11U.Sor1mLR r,iir,m'3 gngizf-1 Pfllll' Fiffgf-Tim 1 THF. r1AvrLowca QI, iv . n.uvV I6 In HAH 2' PV! NAD vm! um Fqq 15,4 . AVID I MAvn'1' uAp A wnzcn ZWNANI- YOU Mum yoirve an mu Mau.-4 Nurs! Yeahs ANU nur! Nu Achim ggi ni Personally, we never look twice at a girl, chorused Owens and Glover solemnly. How nice it is, chuckled Mr. Green, that the hard-working stu- dents can always relax their brains by having a jolly little chalk fight. Bint, '29: What would you give me for these jokes '? Exasperated editor: Ten yards start. Bus driver: I say, lend me your wrench a minute. Dyce, '28: Not much! That's how I got it! Stevenson, '29: How is it you are always out when I call '? Just luck I guess. Mr. Horning: If you were walk- ing along a dark road at night, how would you protect yourself? U Bill Reid, 29: I'd sing, KHRII, Hail, the Gang's All Here. Now I lay me down to sleep., The lecture's dry, the subJect's deep, If he should stop before I wake, Give me a push, for heaven's sake. A golf ball sailing through the air Whizzed by a man a-humming, He heard the Caddie holler Fore! And thought three more were com- mg.

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE FROM Lennox Kc Co.'s Three Stores - Nifty Shirts, of broadcloth and repps, guaranteed colours, in gift : boxes ..........................................,.,............................................. 31.95, 5:92.50 and 252.95 Q Silk Ties, new patterns and designs ......,...,. 55c, 75c. 51.00 and 531.50 E Fancy Silk Mufflers, checks and Bandana patterns, 31.50. 51.95, - .............................,.......,....,...........................,........,...................... 32.50, 553.50 and 83.95 Silk and Wool Cashmere Hose ...........i.................,....i.......... 550, 75c and 91.00 Gloves ....,............ ......,............................,............,............,..,.......,......., ill 1.50 to 555.00 a pair Sweaters, Belts, Bathrobes, House Coats and everything for a . . . - 1 . I G : mans Christmas gift, in great variety. Iuxclusive but not ex- 1 2 LENNOX .ge co. 2 pensive. 625 St. Clair Ave. 966 St. Clair Ave. 1036 Kingston Rd. ei 1--------- ------ -- --.- -X------.-------.---------.-,----.-..-.- .- -.--...-... .. ..................... ........... ............. It is better to have crammed and McRae Senior: My boy, I hear passed Than to have never crammed at all. Nobody can be more of a nuis- ance than a slow driver who hogs the road, unless it is the slow think- er who holds up the line in the cafe- teria. Parting advice: Put a little water on the comb. Comedian: Look here, I object to going on right after the monkey act. . Manager: You're right: they may think it's an encore. Baggs, '28: Did you ever read the Pickwick Papers '? Todd, '28: Naw! What do I care what goes on in these hick towns? Portia: Here is your pound of flesh. Shylock fhumblyjz Have you a few dog-bones you could throw in. you've been smoking. How about it '? McRae Junior: Er-ah. Yes, dad. McRae Senior: Well, would you mind smoking ICI Fumos and giving me the coupons? I'm saving for a smoking stand and I need help. Captain: If anything moves, you shoot. Pte. Vickers Ccoloredb 1 Yas, sah, an' if anything shoots-ah move! Tourist istopping in small vill- agel : Lived here all your life, mis- ter? Hamiltonian: Don't know. Have- n't died yet. Mustard: I know a girl who plays the piano by ear. Blanche: That's nothing. I know an old man who fiddles with his whiskers. Page Fifty-Three