Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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PHE OAKWOOD ORACLE New: Where can I get some spe- eimen's of bugs? Pearlsteen: Search me! Miss Gilray: Conjugate the verb to smile, Miss Mehr. Bernice: Je smile, tu giggle, il laugh, nous roarons, vous splitz, ils bustent. Al Dick: Did ya hear the one about the dirty shirt '? Iiingsberg: No. Al: Well, that's one on you! Manager: Why, this lion is tame! He'd eat off your hand. Leviticus: Yas suh! An he'd eat off mah leg too! Sir Galahad: Misteigdid you hit that little girl '? Dragon: Yes, and what of it? Galahad: Gosh, what an awful wallop! A flea and a fly in a flue Got caught, so what could they do? Said the flea, Let us fly. Said the fly, Let us flee. So they flew thru a flaw in the flue! There was a gay lad called Speedie, Ile collected alms for the needy. Ile spent it on lunch, t1'eated the bunch, Did the poor get any? No indeedyl ln a taxi a girl can be gay, In a roadster she can be jolly, Hui the girl worth while ls the girl that can smile When you take her homc in a trolley. French students are convinced that idiomatic expressions are the invc-ntions of idiots. Pug: l'lIll'f.lj-hlllflllf Actor tto directorj : After I jump off the cliff into the rapids, who rescues me? Director: Oh thatfs all right- you don't appear again. Her mother: Yes, Gordon, you may come and see Grace to-mor- row night but remember, the lights go out at ten! Gord: I'll be there at ten. Wanted: Man for gardening, also to take charge of cow, who can sing in choir and blow the organ. Apply to R. U. Willing. Wanted: Smart lad, must be strictly honest and quick at pick- ing up things. Miss Reade: Is in arms neces- sarily a military phrase? Get off your feet and let your thoughts circulate. Mr. Browne: What is a mono- logue? Byers: A conversation between a book agent and a prospect. Jackson: Have you forgotten that you owe me two bits? Maxwell: No, not yet-give me time. Mr. Dunkley: Davies, translate Pax in bellumf' Davies: Freedom from indiges- tion. Visitor: Does Murray Johnston, a student, live here? Landlady: Well, Murray John- ston lives here, but I thought he was a night watchman. Ethel treading sign over ticket- office? 2 Oh Harry, it says Entire balcony fifty cents. Let's get it so we'll be all alone.

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE 35. I . . f 1 ,,- fig ,f 5. ff xy if E5 X-Jl'T'H 1:-XELL5 ON Marks: Gee, when a I'ellow's broke, his friends won't help him. Morel: But worse still, when a fellow has lots of dough, they help themselves. Did you ever have your palm J read'. Naw. They use a paddle at my place. Definition: A senior is a person who stands and waits for a fresh- man to come and push the revolv- ing door. Dogone this Indian underwear-- always creeping up on me. Doud: Did your mother ask what time you come in? Peggy: Yes, I told her a quarter of twelve. s First Ditto: But it was after one when we left the place. Also: Well, a quarter of twelve is three isn't it? Mr. Dunkley: Maclean, what are you doing back there? Are you learning something 7 Maclean thastily concealing novell I No, sir, l'm listening to you. Mr. llerington fin l'.'l'. periodj: Why, you lazy loafers, when I was rx boy your age l thought nothing ol' chopping wood all day! Pnyr' Fliffgj Doug Stainton: I don't think much of it myself. Delabough Qin dressing roomjz Hi! Where's my swimmin' trunks? Medlock: I don't know. Where's my flyin' suitcases? Salesman: Do you want this suit with a belt in the back and a cuff on the pants? Hozack: Say, do you wanna sock in the eye '? Burch: Did you have a date at the rugby game yesterday? Ritchie: Yeah! Who won? Kelly: I asked if I could see her home. Owens: What did she say? Kelly: Said she would send me a picture of it. Sanigan: Are you the man who cut my hair last time? Barber: I don't think so: I've only been working here six months. Mr. Hanna fin Modern History class! 2 What was the most popular recreation of the feudal lords? Betty Walters: Hiding the serf. She dances like a poem- The Charge of the Light Brigade. You could tell what a smart guy he was! He always looked both directions when crossing a one-way street. 9 in tum ' of Azz, TN f fv 1 iii' THAT CRUSHIN' ,fgg4,fNG