Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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PHE OAKWOOD ORACLE New: Where can I get some spe- eimen's of bugs? Pearlsteen: Search me! Miss Gilray: Conjugate the verb to smile, Miss Mehr. Bernice: Je smile, tu giggle, il laugh, nous roarons, vous splitz, ils bustent. Al Dick: Did ya hear the one about the dirty shirt '? Iiingsberg: No. Al: Well, that's one on you! Manager: Why, this lion is tame! He'd eat off your hand. Leviticus: Yas suh! An he'd eat off mah leg too! Sir Galahad: Misteigdid you hit that little girl '? Dragon: Yes, and what of it? Galahad: Gosh, what an awful wallop! A flea and a fly in a flue Got caught, so what could they do? Said the flea, Let us fly. Said the fly, Let us flee. So they flew thru a flaw in the flue! There was a gay lad called Speedie, Ile collected alms for the needy. Ile spent it on lunch, t1'eated the bunch, Did the poor get any? No indeedyl ln a taxi a girl can be gay, In a roadster she can be jolly, Hui the girl worth while ls the girl that can smile When you take her homc in a trolley. French students are convinced that idiomatic expressions are the invc-ntions of idiots. Pug: l'lIll'f.lj-hlllflllf Actor tto directorj : After I jump off the cliff into the rapids, who rescues me? Director: Oh thatfs all right- you don't appear again. Her mother: Yes, Gordon, you may come and see Grace to-mor- row night but remember, the lights go out at ten! Gord: I'll be there at ten. Wanted: Man for gardening, also to take charge of cow, who can sing in choir and blow the organ. Apply to R. U. Willing. Wanted: Smart lad, must be strictly honest and quick at pick- ing up things. Miss Reade: Is in arms neces- sarily a military phrase? Get off your feet and let your thoughts circulate. Mr. Browne: What is a mono- logue? Byers: A conversation between a book agent and a prospect. Jackson: Have you forgotten that you owe me two bits? Maxwell: No, not yet-give me time. Mr. Dunkley: Davies, translate Pax in bellumf' Davies: Freedom from indiges- tion. Visitor: Does Murray Johnston, a student, live here? Landlady: Well, Murray John- ston lives here, but I thought he was a night watchman. Ethel treading sign over ticket- office? 2 Oh Harry, it says Entire balcony fifty cents. Let's get it so we'll be all alone.

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B6 lv ll 4. , fx? xv Frothy unseen bubbles .Lili ls Round our classroom play Our scholastic troubles f Y X VV K W 1 These they laugh away ere we write em, ope youll like em! J Pflllllllll' Lim I left lily book at home. Your hat is simply adorable. t'Honest, I didn't study one teeny bit. I haven't been to a show foi ages. I'll pay back next week. I've never loved another. We'll be home early. .QOIIHN fluff Tfllfl' H4'l1lfn 1rz'.s' That's My Weakness Noww- Those cream puffs in the cafl Old Man Sunshine. - One guess? Angela Mia -Jim Hozack. Laugh, Clown, Laugh. -This means yon. Was It a Dream? -A pass in Trig. lYes it was.J Get Out and Get l'nder thi Moon. -The order of the boot. I Can't Give You Anything But Love. -Scottish Anthem. Sonny Boy. -Bob Mustard. Lovely Lady. -Vera Sheldon. Tin Pan Parade. -Oakwood's Georgian Room. The other day Jackson invited the gang to Hunt's and said Have anything you like --this is on me. That's right--laugh--this is a joke. The Good Book says: Love one another. May Adams, says: Love one, then another. Some love to go to the movies- others go to the movies to love. The real time saver is the fel- low who does his daily dozen in class. They laughed when I sat down at the piano-some blamed fool had removed the stool. When there is nothing more to be said some book always says it. I guess I've lost another pupil, said the professor as his glass eye dropped down the kitchen sink. Kirkland: Say, do you sing so- prano? Red Lawrence: Sure-how does the first verse start '? Page' Forty-Scrr'n

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