Oakwood Collegiate Institute - Oracle Yearbook (Toronto Ontario, Canada)

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The OAKWOOD ORACLE ooyj-EGI4 7 o Q. ef o ,+, 13, 2 A 1 2 0 Nm v ' huns 35, 7'0RoN'Yo AUTUMN, 1928 EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief: J. Rae Perigoe Associate Editors: Kathleen Mabee lsubel Jordan Athletics: Th-tty Emlwarlls Bryce, Alumni: Helen Thompson School Notes: Caroline Temple Froth and Borrowefl Goods Business Staff: Robt. Davies Carlos Giraldo Martin Jackson Chas. Kaplan Lawrence Ranta Supervising Editor and Manager - - Robert Mustard Spencer Soane Fenelon, Perigoe Leo Clavir Honoris Causa R. Perigoe Gordon Speeclie Lawson Little Mr. H. W. Brown Pagr' Fire

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THE OAKWOOD ORACLE pessimistic utterances earn them front-page prominence which is not given to the man who asserts that the world is not going to the dogs and that there is a life after death. Politicians influence electors with their sob stories. A political party, on becoming the Opposition, automatically becomes a pessimistic party. At present the country is being ruined by a low tariff and soon '? it will be because of a high tariff. The summer of 1928 should be remembered for an abundance of peace and prosperity and especially as it showed up those ever-present apostles of the Gospel of Gloom. Qfter Thoughts anti last minute jaetns The little breezes tell us the cafeteria is under new management. They also say that bacon and cabbages have been substituted for onions. We still see the soup, however. Have you noticed the shining new cash register we have '? Fourth Formers say the First and Fifth Formers are somewhat similar. They are both blissfully ignorant, and both have the look of self-importance on their faces. Now is the time to compose your spring songs. While you are at it, scatter a few Oakwoods through it and enter it in the song contest. Who knows, you might win and get high honour as a poet. Start letting your hair grow immediately, boy poets. The school is, I fear, slipping back into the Elizabethan era. A ter- rible epidemic of puns has broken out. However, our hope of salvation is that to every pun-cracker, or punster, there arises what moderns term an anti-pun complex. Everybody likes experiments. Here is one for you. Go up to your victim and pun the worst pun you can think of, and watch him. Observations follow immediately. He will turn blue around the gills, make a diabolical face, jump up in the air, kick his heels, and tear his hair, and end by grabbing you around the neck. The next person to propound a pun will be punished. On Wednesday morning, November 28, the noted English actor, Mr. Irvin. gave the thirds, fourths, and fifths a most interesting talk on Henry V and Julius Caesar. I noticed that a few Lower School classes came in to stay. It was a good way to pass a period and a half. There are two things we would like Mr. Dunkley to explain to us. One is, how to translate into Latin the phrase In the consulship of Caesar, something happened. The other is the impersonal passive peri- phrastic, It had to be resisted bravely by our men. On Friday, November 30, we are to have a theatre-party. The onli' difficulty is that more people are selling tickets than are buying them. Four out of five now sell tickets, the fifth is supposed to buy them, and wont. As one goes down the hall, suddenly four or five people rush at you, waving pink and blue tickets madly. Then, they argue among them- selves as to who saw you first, while you slink away unnoticed, and later pull out your own tickets and descend upon a fell student. Another dif- ficulty is that more tickets have been printed than the theatre will hold. It is a waste of pretty colours. Page Screw