Oakridge High School - Warrior Yearbook (Oakridge, OR)

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The year is 1970. The world is a busy place full of busy people Some of the busiest people are the seniors from the class of 1954, others of that class are still loafing Senator Paul Tuchardt has just requested free time on TV to onswci the charges mode by President Thomas Zuvich It seems there is some mis understanding about on editorial in the New York Times Editor Peggy Cole voiced her opinion of graft in the government and was answered by the President s aide, Pat Jones We don t know exactly how the senator became involved in this mess, but then senators have to have something to do Don Lindland has recently returned from Kay Berry's Dude Ranch where he was employed as a saddle horn inspector At the lyceum in Podunk one may hear lectures on diaheliotropic tenden cies by Jeannette Humphrey, problems of American government by Bonny Jones, how to properly weed a garden by Morna Nation, and the domestic habits of the chondroganoidea bv Gerald Love Glen Williams received a patent for his newly developed magnet which picks up cigarette butts. Recently returned from the Paris fashion shows are Richard Svendsen, Wesley Tiller, Virgil Lee, and Ken Kuehn, who are America's famous de signers of women's clothes At last! The two minute mile was run today by Bob Aslin Also in the Olympics were Bill Cash, who threw the discus 237 feet for fifth place, Do lores Cline, who won the women's diving championship, Donald Walker, who didn t have the good fortune to place in the running events Ted Weddell, who is ploying left tackle for the L A Rams, has |ust been elected to the All-Pro team along with teammates Ken Painter and Albert Oberfell Jim Hayme was chosen as the outstanding waterboy of the year. He will be presented a silver plated water bucket tonight by Joan Short, that famous movie star from the M G M studio A new kind of hound dog has just been develooed by Brian Neal, the great dogologist The dog, which he has been working on for the last 20 years, has eight legs and an electronic nose Joyce Hall recently received her brownie button for being secretary for 15 yeors to Faye Hilton, attorney at law Barabra Schmidt and Geraldine Sanders have just volunteered to be the first women to ride upside down and backwards on a wild rhinoceros The team of Draper and Frye have just signed a contract to ride their unicycles at the Hoi lywood Bowl. They will be accompanied to Hollywood by chaperones Marlene Elam and Pat Smith John Eshom has been doing quite well lately He is now co-starring in that great picture The Life of Woody Woodpecker The newest thing in clothes is the proforagorational dress It changes color to harmonize with the weather It was invented by Don Hainer and tested for him by Sara Cummins Because of ill health, Joan Brunson ond Jean Stevens have moved to Upper Svengalia They were welcomed by Peggy Nelson, the newly-elected governor Nancy Spalinger has just been chosen by the J P Do-Little Leather Co to model a new type of glass shoe Betty Satterfield has just been voted by the Space Patrol as The girl they would most like to be marooned in space with New members of the O H S faculty are Joanne Hoole, who teaches shop, and Ethel Toft dahl, who teaches American Problems Also employed by O H S. is Ruth Graham, serving as vice president in charge of the pencil sharpeners Authors' names withheld

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I, Robert Aslin, do bequeoth m}v joti manager of the football team to on® who wonts it fi. I, Kay Berry, do bequeath my worn cfu shoes to Lola Rumelhart because sha eq joys dancing on them more than I do. V I, Joan Brunson, do bequeath my hard earn- ed experience at babysitting, to my cousin, Judy Humphrey, who in a tew years may be badly in need of it. I, William Cash, do bequeath to Sharon Nunnally my ability to drive a 41 Chev- rolet. I, Dolores Cline, do bequeath my ability to take care of the band uniforms to Betty Parks. I, Peggy Cole, do bequeath my radiant per- sonality to whoever can find it. I, Sara Cummins, do bequeath my tiny feet to Mary Cross, who cannot afford to buy number twelves any longer. I, Jerry Draper, do bequeath my car to any- one who can make it run right. I, Marlene Elam, do bequeath my cooking ability to any girl who has the courage to keep from crying when she witnesses the results. I, John Eshom, do bequeath my ability to get along with everyone to anybody that can’t. I, Betty Frye, do bequeath my former long hair to Frank Vale. I, Ruth Graham, do bequeath my ability to have fun in 0. H. S. and my seat in American problems to someone who wants to learn. I, Don Hainer, do bequeoth my ability to ad-lib in oral talks to Bob Farrier I, Joyce Hall, do bequeath my quiet and dignified manners to Marlene Bedell. I, Jim Haynie, do bequeath mv tremendous build which was given to me by Lon Stiner to Ray Jones, in hopes that he will use it to help him run the mimeograph machine on next year's Hi-Breeze I, Fave Hilton, do bequeath my art abil- ity to anyone who might want it and to Claudell Rudder I leave my long finger nails. I, Joanne Hoole. do bequeath mv innocence as a preacher's kid to Ellen Foulk. I, Jeannette Humphrey, do bequeath my black hair and heighth to Peggy Carpen- ter. I, Bonnie Jones, do beaueath my ability to keep house to Mrs. Cagle. I, Pat Jones, do bequeath my nickname Tiaer” to Jerry Shorey in hopes that he will become a beast. I, Ken Kuehn, do bequeath my oratorical abilitv to Ray Freeman I, Viroil Lee do bequeath my mathematical brain to Ellis Toftdahl Lindland, do bequeath my dead pan nd masculine build to John Husser hopes that he might use it to woo e girls to as good an advantage as I. erald Love, do bequeath my hot-rodding ..nd Saturday nights to Bob Lane. , Morna Nation, do bequeath to Betty Eas- ley my gym socks, providing she has a washing machine. I, Brian Neal, do bequeath my ability to give oral talks to Gary Wells. I, Peggy Nelson, hereby bequeath all the fun I've had and enjoyed to any new per- son coming to O.H.S. I, Albert Oberfell, do bequeath my red hair and laziness in shop to Bob Dunning. I, Kenneth Painter, do bequeath my two- toned '54 Cadillac to Ted Handegard. I, Bettv Satterfield, do bequeath all my problems and worries of my '42 Stude- baker to Lola and Cecil Rumelhart and their '41 Studebaker. I, Barbara Schmidt, do bequeath my luck on making the honor roll to Carol Toft- dahl I, Joan Short, do bequeath mv ability to get alona with Mr. Seeley to Paula Jones. I, Pat Smith, do bequeath my long hair to Sally Little. I, Nancy Spalinger, do bequeath my driv- ing ability (jeep) to Judith Tistadt. I, Geraldine Rush, do bequeath my ability to give excellent oral talks to my sister, Helen Sanders. I, Wesley Tiller, do bequeath all my hand- someness and tremendous build to Mau- rice Comeau. I, Ethel Toftdahl, do bequeath my slim waistline to anyone who wants to go through the red tape. I, Paul Tuchardt, do bequeath my diplo- matic way of maneuvering out of Ameri- can problems to Dan Bolin and Doug Lo- gan, in hopes that they will become more accustomed to speaking before being spo- ken to. I, Donald Walker, do bequeath my grades in English to Nadine Spalinger. I, Ted Weddell, do bequeath my parking space to Dennis Spellmire ,who needs both his and mine in order to park his car. I also leave my gym locker to any- one who can get the silly thing open I, Glen Williams, being of sound mind and strong back, do bequeath the school house to the next big forest fire. I, Tomas Zuvich, being of an insane mind and unsound body, do bequeath to Kelly Beard the signature The Grr-ate-r-tist, to use on all assignments he hands in dur- ing art class.

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September 5 Oakridge travels to jamboree against Junction City, 0-0 8 Another school year storts 10—First Student Body Assembly 12—First home football gome Warriors beat Columbia Prep, 26-12. 17 Football Demonstration Assembly 18—Girls’ League Initiation. 18- Oakridge travels to Creswell, 26-12 22—G A A swimming party at McCre- die Springs 25 Oakridge goes to Civic Stadium to beat St Francis, 7-3. October 2 Oakridge beats Pleasant Hill, there, 26-0 6 Girls' League sponsors Talent Show 9 Warriors thrash Elmira, here, 45-6 9—Homecoming Dance 1 3—Band sponsors assembly. § 16—Warriors whip Junction City, Ftere, 20-6. 16—Don Comfort and his accordion INSA). 24— Oakridge travels to Civic Stadium to beat Willamette, 32-13 27—Girls' League Mothers' Tea 30— Drain beats Oakridge, here, 14-12 31— Student Council Convention at Eu gene High. November 3—G A A Initiation 6—-Oakridge ends football season with win over Madras, 31-0 10—Open House for National Education . Week 14—Tree Planting Day 23—Freshman Thanksgiving Party 25— G-Man Assembly (NSAi 25—VO Initiation £