Oakridge High School - Warrior Yearbook (Oakridge, OR)

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Senior Vernie Clark Allie Clark Melvin Huncovsky Marlene Gerspach Charlie Thompson Bob Tirrill Jack Racy Pat Wessner Bill DuMont Bob Kimsey Pat Wilson Carlton Conner 19

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GQ.ZASC (% J CPDRCDCPCH CCC'l) Vfovv gn Having nothing to do today, I'll turn on my crystal Ball T. V. set and tune in on a huge fair that is to be televised today. As the first scene becomes clear I recognize DONNIE BLOBAUM acting as tobacco auctioneer in this one of the many attractions. Just a way down this mid- way I see DELL KIRBY who is the barker for CARLTON CONNER'S strong man side show. The next booth is a dancing exhibit with MARLENE GERSPACH doing her famous primitive cat dance. In the same exhibition JOANN COWART is teach- ing the Charleston, at which she has won international fame. From the crowd I recognize VERNON CLARK who has just returned from his prosperous salt mine in Siberia. With him I find BOB MARQUIS and BOB KLOHN on a pair of black malarkee mares that they will ride in the Kentucky Derby for their owner BOB KIMSEY, the prominent horse dealer. There are two more famous celebrities in the crowd. They are CHARLIE THOMPSON and JACK RACY, the famous hunters who developed a duck gun that has a range of 30 miles. The camera has picked up JACK STERRET, BILL DUMONT, and TRACY ROGERS as they perform their vaudeville act, The Three Husky Terrors. I see that MARION BEARD has just arrived with his harem, 27 lucious lovelies, to go into the modeling business and compete against ALLIE CLARK, world famous for discovering the lost city of Atlantis, who now runs a modeling agency for mer- maids . NAOMI WEAVER and DIANN LEGAULT have established a home for poor little boys under 21 years of age. They now have an enrollment of two. Now the camera turns to the tent for special exhibits. There on the wall hangs a picture decorated with 14 blue ribbons. No wonder, it was painted by none other than UDELL Rembrandt LIPPERT. Also on exhibit is a model of a flying battleship which was invented by LLOYD GODSEY, now well known for numerous helpful inventions to mankind. A mellow voice has just reached my ears and if I'm not dreaming it's WALT SPRIGGS, known as The Velvet Crooner, singing The Stone and Muscle. SHIRLEY hot lips HEIMBURGER is accompanying him with her golden trumpet. Toward the end of the midway a large crowd has gathered to listen to BARBARA PHILLIPSON lecture on the problems of raising midget Kodiak bears. She has a fur farm in Alaska and has to meet the demands of several customers. The camera has picked up EDITH HENDERSON and DONNA ROGESLTAD who are telling of their recent safari to the Valley of the Unbanboggy. They are special investigators for SANDRA BROWN'S atom bomb university located in Utopia. This fair is also the site of a major convention. DAN SHEARER is now on the stand making his debut. He promises every 13th person in the state of Nevada that stutters two pieces of bubble gum if he is elected. PAT WESSNER (taxidermist deluxe) can't be located on my wonder T. V. set for she is now in South Dakota stuffing coyotes for BOB TIRRILL'S new movie A1 lamoose-ie to Arkansas. Bob is now a big time producer for Paramountup Studios. The star of his movie is none other than JOANN SMITH the new threat of westerns to Dale Evans. BOB ROBISON stopped by for a moment at the hot dog stand and we found out from him that he is now in the confetti manufacturing business. To test it for the use he has PAT JONES throw several New Year's parties at her swank hotel on the Riviera. BETTY BRUMMETT just putt-putted by in her 1903 Rolls Royce. Seems that she is an antique dealer and also has a fine collection of calliopes. Another interesting sight' that the cameras has picked up is DIANN LOGAN selling her wonderful cure oil It is good for almost anything that ails one. Its main selling power, though, is as a spot remover. It seems that she and PAT WILSON are well on their way to becoming millionaires demonstrating how it takes off Pat's freckles. MELVIN HUNCOVSKY now owns his own fleet of furniture trucks, or so he tells us. Lately he has been delivering feather beds to the faculty of OHS as grand prizes from a recent quiz program. It was a dream come true for KEN McCOY when he was made head engineer of the Lionel Express which goes through here every day. Well, we have had a fine time at this fair but now I see that people are getting aboard the Lionel Express to make their way back to their respective homes. They all seem pleased by this glimpse as to what the future could bring. Mr. Calahan

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1. Marion Beard 2. Kenneth McCoy 3. Donna Rogelstad 4. Tracey Rogers 5. Bob Klohn 6. Naomi Weaver 7. Betty Brummett 8. JoAnn Cowart 9. Walt Spriggs 10. Diann Legault 20 II. Bob Robison 12. Udell Lippert 13. Shirley Heimburger 14. Dell Kirby 15. Diane Logan 16. Jack Sterrett