Notre Dame High School - Marian Yearbook (Chattanooga, TN)

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The Inquirer Prophesies . . Here it is - the August, '86 edition of the Irish Inquirer! Read about gossip, scandals, and successes of ND's finest class! Get ready for a mind-boggling experience! SHEA STADIUM BRA WL LEA VES THREE DEAD, MAN YJAILED! At the opening Mets - Cards game, baseball turned to violence as ace Vecker Badacour beaned land killedj batter G. Darrow. In the ensuing riot lady ump K. Gribben was battered to death by players T Bodkin and S. MacDougall. A spectator, B. Kistler, was stampeded underfoot by a raging mob, led by ringleader M. Mahoney, vendor Mike Cate was jailed for kissing women fans. J. Brooksbank and E. O'Connell, attorneys for the defense, said the case looks hopeless. COMM UNIST TAKE O VER IN TENNESSEE! Arranged Cjust for kicksl by devious D. Majoras and underhanded aides A. Sawyer and A. Garland the state today fell victim to a Commie plot. Wild-eyed D. Mitchell and poison-pen A. Winer immediately published a manifesto. Sucker C. Kiefer fell for a Pinko girl and married her. Chris Nowell performed the ceremony. Local residents E. Robbins and Shannon Lewis commented, Well, RED isn't all bad! 1996 TREND: WOMEN S UPPORTMEN! A recent Gallup poll showed that women are supporting their spouses, not the reverse! C. Homar and L. Donovan, for instance, making megabucks as models, Pres. Mary Hughes and Chrysler executive T Rambalakos are big bosses, journalist H. Thomas and actress K. Owens easily support their guys. On the other side of the coin are a few househusbands: failed Chicago gangsters Z. Crowder and M. Mirabellag soccer socialite M. Boutwell, and off-again, on-again gigolos A. Boehm and M. McBrayer. These mates get cash from their women! P.S.: G. Dossett and James Hands have similar arrangements JE T SE TTERS THROWBIG BAHAMA BASH! A huge social event took place with winners, losers, and entertainers. J. Gaynor and J. Cook lost their shirts on the roulette wheel, spun by croupier D. Johnson. Bouncer H. Sompayrac eliminated riff-raff while go-go dancer L. DeBoer livened things up. Congratulations to big winners S. Davies, M. A. Lory, and K. Durham! Lotsa diamonds in this crowd! Unfortunately, D. Denton 's jewelry was stolen by diamond thief C. Florek, who sold it to power-pawnbroker S. Westbrooks. CONSTR UCT ION CRE W WRECKS DOWNTOWN CHA TT ANOOGA! Dateline Rivercity: the Tivoli, Miller's, and the James Bldg. are no more, thanks to construction boss B. Brown and his demolition crew: sod-busters D. Poole, J. Blevins, C. Sullivan, and .L Bryden. Decorators K Fawcett and M. L. Portera plan to straighten up the mess. So sad that bad drivers L. Ruck, S. Fargo, and Meg Johnston ran over so many gawking pedestrians. In addition, a crime wave hit Rivercity when T Elliott and D. Eady were attacked on a bus, S. Iorio, P. Herdy, and J. Fleetwood were fed poisoned pickle juice, T Hickey and S. Higgins were kidnapped on their way to the Roundhouse, Terence Lewis and C. Morgan were mugged in the mall, and A. Wehunt was firecrackered in South Pittsburg. WHO ARE THE CRIMINALS? FBI NAMES TEN TO MOST WAN TED LIST' Huge rewards are being offered for suave J. Tatum and Becky Webb, notorious cat burglars, and for '6Murder on the High Seas C. Varner. Also dangerous are con artists C. Bain and Janna Thomas, S. Ptacin, the plotting pyromaniac, porno king R. Putman, graverobber H. Niemanng and Credit Card C'Ripoff J L. Richards. The worst criminal, of course, is Babyface Nelson. What a BAA-ADD class!