Notre Dame High School - Marian Yearbook (Chattanooga, TN)

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, Paul Carl Kiefer My daddy's a pistol but l'mjust a son ofa gun. Well, the Animal finally made it, despite detours to the office, sudden Hitches. and an ability to be TRULY obnoxious. Whatever happened to all those cut-off shirt sleeves and to Mr. Big? tln the Ripley's Believe lt or Not Museum, no doubt.J You had lots ofschool spirit ttoo muchll, you finally grew some impressive muscles, but stayed modest despite it all tJK!!l What would you do ifa good-looking Commie girl were to . . . never mindg we don't want to put you on the spot. The Y, the golfcourse, Steve's house, and all ofND will miss you. ego and all! Kimberly Ann Kilgore You cling to your own ways and leave mine to me. - Petrarch And now for something completely different- Kim, wearing a black overcoat and driving fsort ofi a white Chrysler convertible. Curb? What curb? This delinquent broke into cars or set them on fire, saw starfish on the roofor in elevator shafts, and danced on tables. when she wasn't climbing the mountain in Gucci boots, patrolling the border with the Greenie, or chasing ducks at the pond. Hey, girl, stop talking to yourselfand catch the nearest Concorde to Britain, where you'll buy all the basic black you can. But don't forget your record collection and your camera! William Kistler I must've been behind the door when they passed out the brains. Kistler, you might have made a mark on the world, especially as a rich and famous rock star. As in. . . Billy Uoell, member ofthe KISS-tlers. But it was not to be. One day after a particularly strong but mistaken jolt ofcyanide in his Dr. Pepper, he woke up to find himself 8,000 miles DZISI the Far Side. How does it feel to be trapped forever in the comics page? fWe couldn't capture you for the yearbook!! You say you feel right at home? somehow we thought so . . . Thomas Kevin Lajferty Those who say money can't buy happiness obviously don't know what to buy. Kevin didn't talk nonstop, but was heard to say, No, l don't want to play football, You wanna buy a good used BMW? and Gimme a break! He also turned out to be somewhat of a surprise: he was home sick COR in Tuscaloosaj 2 days out of every 5 but still made good gradesg he was secretly a member ofthe Class of'85g he survived a burning house, a Baylor- McCallie weekend, the Pickle Barrel, being a teacher's son - and a New Year's Eve every other month or so. I don't remember that! No, Kevin was never ajuvenile delinquent or even a troublemaker, but he sure fooled a lot of people!

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Margaret Frances Johnston You think you found a solution, but it's only an illusion . . . - Bob Marley Meg, your endearing habits tLaffl Snort!! such as permanent work crew membership, running to the Krystal in your nightie, and talks excessively on your report cards caused some trouble - and then came your license and Most Dented Camaro award! Not counting spring break '85 C'Bless the oceanl J and vain attempts to escape the Lodge, you're now a rehabilitated woman who's bitten the silver bullet and autographed the building. Now what? Friendly salt-water swims and Bill Murray might be therapeutic, but better yet is that familiar Mega-smile. Hey, Babs, spare me and don't forget us! By the power of Grayskull . . tHe-Manj Happy hunting - Karin Alison Kennedy If we acted more juvenile, maybe we'd be less delinquent. Kaa-rrrii, you should listen to the Surgeon General, attend computer class regularly, mail the letters you write, and avoid petty larceny fmilk crates for collegeb Hey, VW convertibles weren't meant for 4-wheeling and Sawyer's Slew was too COLD for dipping Whether with the Troutmen, at Fleetwood Manor, on skis, or running from male party crashers, Karin will soon . . . later. . . tomorrow always remember Nov, 1985 CD and A.G. - or is that M.B.? Just don't spend your life in a fallout shelter, no matter who's along, and Happy Birthday Party - again, Curly! Douglas Michael Johnson Sell me some Chapstickf' said the duck, and put in on my bill Well, Stump, you may have flunked the Doc's exam in Nassau and you missed many CYO practices and satellite movies - why? Did the baker's dozen cause you grief? It s only logical UQ that Doug, the math whiz and stage crew wizard wound up the biggest loudest Teacher's Pest of all, but at least they won't forget him' B B parties the Clubhouse the nearest Shoney's, and the dead Honda now belong to the past so it s up to you to keep their memory alive. IF you survive, Doug, you'll someday be a great success That s fair David Brian Jones David's quite a guy if you look at it this way: he WAS a football player with a moment in the spotlight, he's quite handy with a bullwhipg he's a devil-worshipping sadist until his jeep won t start. Then, he soothes his stomach with tacos and hangs around parking lots Kid you are WEIRD! Hey, we know youlre an elite member ofthe Troutman lodge and a Kirk Douglas look-alike Qwho hit you in the chin?J but you're also an OK guy and a camper who knows no fear, even though you probably should. It's been fun teasing you but now it s time to quit

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I if I Margaret Barber Lambert Shower the people you love with love, show them the way you feel. Big Chill parties, the River Inn, and Phi Delt houses aren't always good for you, neither are Krystal hamburger cartons ion your heady or M-O holes at the Home ofthe Purple Pounders! Safer for you, Mick, to ride in the Truck in your long camel coat or to limit your many activities to Elder Mt. UK?J Though Meg hears a calling to be a rock star, she might be better offffinallylj with Ned. Girl, stay sweet and happy, and keep playing that Georgia rhythm . . . fwhere's the Alka-Seltzer Plus?J Ruby Tuesday. . . who could hang a name on you? Beth Marie Laudeman Don't stay up in the sky too long. - Daniel Rocket A pink sweatshin, Peter Pan boots, and Beth - you can't have one without the others. fShe got away with SO many uniform violations it was ridiculousll ls it true you wear only one earring because you can't afford the other? Poor Munchkin - when the Mercedes met an untimely death, her troubles begun . . . but like the gutsy SS yearbook colonel she was, Beth made it through with style falso trickeryj You HAVE been wrongjust a few times, Shortstuff, but mostly you've been right. fAnd if you've slept through everything important, how have you made it this far?J O Robzn Lerner 'LOh, I've got those World War III blues - So, Robin, we kept hearing what afun person you are, but you never turned in a writeup to prove it! Maybe your luck will change: you'lI win BIG from Publishers' Clearing House, move to Miami, buy a whole block of condos and several Ferrari's, catch the rays from your Olympic-size Jacuzzi, and meet Don Johnson, Robert Redford, Bill Cosby, Woody Allen - but NO! Wait! You never sent in your sweepstakes winner's number. Sorry, Rob - we'll see ya behind the counter at Direct Connection Mall, though we DO hope your luck will change! Shannon Michelle Lewis She bundled up her dirty jeans and teenie booper magazines in search of what her life was all about. Look out, male chauvinists, here comes the redhead, ready to run over you in her blue Pride and Joy for else fall in love with you - for a weekend or sol. When not IN Eva's convertible COR falling out ofitj, she might be acting spastic, chewing Nic-oban fwe wishlj or blowing smoke rings - or maybe buying yet another pink outfit for her wardrobe. Shannon, what's next: going out with D.N., marrying Mack, passing math UIQ or relocating in Beverly Hills? Not every weekend can be as special as the one in October, but - take it to the limit and think of us.